/mischief/ thread? /mischief/ thread.
>in class
>someone asks who farted
>say it wasn't me
>it was
>>25750980
what the fuck is that picture jesus christ
>>25750980
>Prepping food for my mom's vegan friends
>Use beef broth and milk
>>25750980
> babysitting my little 4yo cousin.
> asks if he wants to play horse.
> he joyfully agree.
> he sits on my lap and start hopping
> i sneakingly rub my penis on his back till i cum
> he has no idea
Take dad you mini chad. Who's the cuck now?
>>25750993
Funny green frog.
It's a popular facebook meme.
>>25751000
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heehee haha hoohoo
>>25750993
Leave now you fucking newfaggot scum
>>25751045
Sure he was outwitted by the mastermind yet again
>last day of classes
>open rental text book to page 69
>Jack off into rental text book
>return rental
I've been doing this since I was in high school
>>25750993
For awhile robots started reeing over anyone appropriating their precious frog character so in an impotent attempt to rebel they started drawing Pepe doing gross stuff like peeing and pooping and doing guro shit. A good deal of them actually are funny though.
>on antibiotics
>doctor says to take them four times a day
>take them three times a day instead
>>25751334
THE UNPARALLED SAVAGERY
>See someone shitting in the stalls at Walmart
>piss on their shoes knowing they can't chase after me
>>25750980
That picture, coupled with the post, made me chuckle solidly for about five minutes.
>get bullied by chad
>slit his mom throat
>recipe says to add 2 tablespoons of chili powder
>add 1 instead
