>friend sets me up on blind date
>meet her at diner
>she's no stacy, but im no chad
>we talk for a while, she's pretty cool
>she asks if i can give her a ride home
>invites me upstairs
>itshappening.jpg
>i strip off my clothes, turn around and-
>"uhh.. what is that?"
>"its my schlong"
>nervous chuckle
>"im sorry, i guess i thought you were a woman"
>"oh i am. im a transwoman"
>"oh..."
>mfw i go through with the bang to avoid an uncomfortable conversation
You are now officially
GAY
>>25749309
im not if i wanted to throw up after
>>25749287
Not fair of her to surprise you like that, but at least you got to fug
>>25749287
>friend
found your problem
>>25749287
>not being able to spot a tranny a mile away
really anon. was her dick at least big? I hate trannies with micro penises, they're disgusting
>>25749287
I gues OP will allways be OP
>>25749287
>>mfw i go through with the bang to avoid an uncomfortable conversation
what does that even mean? Anal sex?
Even if you had three condoms on you better get tested for EVERYTHING.
>>25749319
>throw up after
Anon, I would have thrown up upon seeing a trap.
OP is gay
>"oh i am. im a transwoman"
you're still a dude, dude
OP is literally a faggot
>>25749397
trannies are getting convincing, dude
>>25749287
Your friend seems pretty cool.
I would have drained that trannys balls.
>>25749450
kill it before it deceives some poor man
>>25749450
That jaw convinced you? Get glasses familia
>>25749450
Dicks aren't convincing
>>25749450
That fucking Le supreme jawline
>>25749287
Three things in life are certain
>death
>taxes
>OP is a faggot
>>25749287
Things that didn't happen:
This
>>25749450
>trannies are getting convincing, dude
nope, you're just a faggot
That's what you get for having premarital sex you degenerate.
>>25749529
You must be really new here.
>>25749523
oh my sides
bloxdesu
>>25749573
I thought b.lox. was banned anon
Why its a beautiful word
I'd wager this story is fake based simply on OP not picking up on that awful voice every tranny seems to have.
>>25749572
'Look at me, I wish to refute your statement so I am going to appeal to authority by trying to pass myself off as an established member of this community, belittling you for an alleged lack of familiarity with proceedings on this board. You'll find attached an image of this board's mascot, a further feeble attempt to entrench my claims'
>>25749891
wow, that was the most autistic thing ive read.
get off here with your pseudo intellectual fedora speech
That tranny better be careful pulling shit like that.
Trannies have been beaten and left for dead for much less.
>>25749497
>>25749491
is pic related a tranny?
>>25749287
Cut contact with it and the friend that set you up. Make sure to sucker punch him. Even if he beats you up make sure he knows that setting people up with dudes in drag is evil.
Did you suck it?
Oooorignill
>>25750726
dat fucking jaw !
>>25750726
>tfw no jawfu to balance out your weak jaw for your son
why live
>>25749287
Thing that never happened
>>25749287
Sounds like some wicked banter mate.
>>25749287
While this is one of my top 3 sexual fantasies, it did not happen. No transwoman would do this, since they risk getting killed.
>>25750726
No adams apple so no
The other pic was a dude though
