I need advice. My roommate and I signed a 1 year lease together back in September. I had only known him as an acquaintance beforehand.
I'm a 22yo KV, no females in my life whatsoever. He was also unlucky with women so we had some common ground. Three (3) weeks ago he got a GF and honestly I've been salty as fuck about it. He was totally rubbing it in my face too. Last weekend she came over for the first time, I just stayed in my room all night. I had to listen to them fucking til 3am. I was furious.
The next morning I met her face-to-face while my roommate was showering, and I started saying all kinds of weird shit to try and sabatoge him.
>Heard you guys having a squink and a faff last night
>[Roommate] told me he was gonna shloink ya
>He told me you were a 6, you're at least an 8
>You look like the girl he had over last weekend
>Hope you used a condom
etc etc etc
Last night, she said she didn't want to see him anymore. The problem is, she told him everything I said. Now he fucking hates me and said I should move out.
How do I fix this?
And please spare me any "you're an asshole" type posts. I know what I did was petty and stupid. Obviously I'm ashamed in hindsight.
Right now all I need is advice. Is what I did forgivable? He can't make me move out, but September is a long time to live with someone who hates you.
Way to go you fucking autist.
He found something he liked and you ruined it because of your jealousy.
But if you really need a solution... go buy a gun. Go to your apartment. Get in the tub, to hide of course. Then take the gun and press the opening of the barrel to the nook where your neck and head connects. Pull the trigger.
>>25747229
Did you not read this post: >>25747184
Jesus...
>>25747300
I did. You're a fucking cunt.
If you really want legitimate advice go convince the one thing that made him happy to come back. You are the scum of this Earth. You actually ruined a relationship because you were jealous.
Kill yourself.
>>25747184
>Is what I did forgivable?
Bros before hoes. Your friend shouldn't have been an as whole and you shouldn't have sabotaged him. You should both apologize to each other. Just sit down and talk to him about it of you considered him a friend. If not you either can move out or be manipulative and get him to forgive you.
But all in all. Dude fuck you. You've got to be a real cunt to actually ruin someone else's temporary happiness. Should've waited for her to cheat.
>>25747300
you're an asshole. DIE!
>>25747127
>How do I fix this?
The only way you 'fix' this is by convincing her you're crazy, them getting back together, and you staying far away from them. He's not going to think you're sane, and he's not going to forgive you any time soon. Staying will just make the resentment worse.
>>25747127
You're just a faggot. Maybe if you would have gotten ass out of it it would have been permissible, however, your roommate sounds like a faggot too so I guess neither of you can be assigned true blame.
You fucked up. If you're that salty you need to bury that shit inside if you cant deal with it. I had a friend who cockblocked me a long time ago and i still resent him for it.
>>25747127
tell him that if he has problem he can move the fuck out
I mean yeah, what you did was fucked up obviously, but stand your ground man, dont be fucking beta, be alpha this one time in your fucking life. Its him who has a problem so he should move out.
>>25747621
Disregard this
>>25747664
Do this. Put that kid into your thrall.
>>25747664
>>25747716
>how to live life in sadness forever the post
>>25747664
Thanks anon. Yeah I like this apartment too much, there's not a chance in hell I'm leaving. If he finds me so unbearable, he can leave.
Honestly I probably wouldn't have done any of this until he started bragging about getting head and all this stupid shit. Meanwhile I'm as pathetic as ever, watching animu and porn all night while they're both moaning and grunting til all hours of the morning. It was just too much and I made an error in judgement based off emotion.
>Heard you guys having a squink and a faff last night
>[Roommate] told me he was gonna shloink ya
>He told me you were a 6, you're at least an 8
This is why I hate when people greentext stories. the shit divulges into nonsense and incomprehensible drivel.
>>25747748
What's so hard to understand lil buckaroo? Those are all things I said to her the morning after they fucked all night.
>>25747727
Can you post some pics of your apartment? just curious
>>25747748
If you dont like green text why are you even on rk9 normie GTFO
>>25747127
Dam anon your autism literally go to the infinite plus away
>>25747127
why would you do that? And no, i'm not going to spare you the "you're an asshole" post... because you fucking are... you piece of absolute shit...
What's with all these normies today?
>you're an asshole
>salty
>not cool man
Fuck off
>>25747971
Off yourself too you fuckin pleb
The best you can do, is apologize and admit you were jealous and say you'll never do it again. It probably won't work, because cock blocking is a big no no to normalfags. They don't see telling a buddy about their sexual experiences as hurtful, because the only people it hurts is robofags. It's normal guy talk to them. If he can't get over it, fuck it, but don't let him force you out. He didn't follow proper procedure either. He should have tried to hook you up with one of her friends, but sometimes that takes time. So you probably jumped the gun, and not only fucked him out of some pussy, you fucked yourself to.
>>25747184
You should explain fully why you did it, but he probably won't forgive you.
>>25748006
>mad normie one of his kind got rekt
>>>/reddit/
>>25747127
Seriously what the fuck is this? Spy vs Spy?
The reason why you can't get laid OP is due to the fact that you have this thing called autism.
Shloink? Really? A squink and a faff?
This is cringey and gold at the same time.
>>25747748
congratulations you're retarded
>>25747971
this is how r9k has been the past few months, I think all the normies who aren't good enough for /soc/ come here or something
>>25748074
Sounds British to me, which isn't far removed from autistic.
>>25747127
>squink and a faff
pip pip, oi guvna, iyam iyam
