Good morning, wagecuck. It's that time again.
Another day, another dollar.
Good morning neetcuck. Be sure to sulk around and not do anything with your life while I'm busy making $1400.
>>25742258
Thisthread is underrated.
I'm out of work for a while. I got cellulitis and blood poisoning from shooting heroin into my foot with dirty needles. I almost died. I had to go to the ER and get IV antibiotics and now I can't go out into the sunlight until I finish my prescription.
So now I'm just laying around bored out of my mind and sober. It fucking sucks. I want to kill myself every morning when I wake up and don't have my traditional morning hit sitting there waiting for me.
Fellow neet here. This is my day.
>be me, a sweet healthy 30 year old baby boy
>roll out of my bed and scurry to my wall where my GBP chart indicates that today is tendies day.
>with a full diaper I run to my mummy's room
>MUMMY MUMMY! I WANT CHICKEN TENDIES! CHICKEN TENDIES NOW NOW NOW NOW!!!
>the fucking bulldyke has the nerve to say "but anon, it's 3am. i can't drive when its this late; the dr said my vision is failing"
>fucking bullshit. i rip my diaper off and start to screech REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>start spinning my diaper around above my head; its now a shower of yellow and greenish brown
>mummy finally says ok.
>she drives off to kfc while i stay comfy in my blankie
>fucking blind bitch crashed her fucking car.
>there are no tendies today.
>>25742865
FUCKING BITCH REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. ITS YOUR TENDIE DAY AND THE BITCH FAILS HER OBLIGATION!!!! REE4RRRR
>>25742383
great semi-upvote, friend
>>25742258
Have you ever had the desire to be sexually dominated by a man? You might say I'm a NEETsexual; not gay, just simply want to give fat, shy NEETS my cummies.
>tfw I have 4 straight hours of classes ahead of me
just end my life
>>25744828
>8 hours of wageslaving remaining
>>25744867
When I worked at a fast food place they would give me these terrible 7am-4pm or 11am-8pm shifts which were absolute torture. the paychecks were nice though..
I know your pain. it'll get better anon
I remember when I used to be a NEET. Now I'm risking my job by posting on 4chan while I work.
>>25744891
Time goes so slow. About 11am I get hungry for lunch but can't eat until noon... Lunch is the highlight of my day because it is a break from this torture
Today marks a year of NEETlife.
I kind of felt like a useless shit when I woke up this morning but tried to ignore it with vidya and anime.
Does this get worse?
>>25744828
That is so much better than wage slavery. Especially if it's only like 2-3 days a week.
>>25744933
Yes. NEET life is the queef life.
>>25745014
Except instead of getting paid you're the one paying to have your time wasted
>>25742375
>>25743893
>>25745356
LET THE WAGIES GET RAGIE
LET THE WAGIES GET RAGIE
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>25742375
In a month, maybe.
>>25742375
That is your monthly salary? But what happens after you pay your bills? Oh poor wagie.
