Ok, which of these two women would you choose to be with? Pick wisely...
Neither of them, because I'm not physically attracted to either of them so it wouldn't be fair for them to be deceived like that.
>>25737366
>tfw no extra terrestrial alien GF to abduct you from this shit planet
>ywn have your anus probed with advanced alien technology
>mfw I have to keep a leash on my black GF to make sure she not out sucking niggas off behind my back
that black girl is damn sexy
i'm ignoring your carefully catered made up statistics and just looking at her and damn that is one hot fucking piece of ass
like tinashe hot
>>25737366
>get to live in a futuristic society as the fuqqboi of some incredibly wealthy woman and have access to technology that may well lead to my biological immortality
Zerelian.
Even if there is only a 1% chance of her falling for me it would be better than the chances I have here as a designated cuckold on earth.
>>25737537
But the black girl is really nice though, and isn't a murderer...
also the alien has a fucking exoskeleton, it would be like hugging/kissing/fucking a scorpion or a lobster.
>>25737537
>implying futuristic societies aren't corrupt
>implying you won't get bullied by Grey aliens
anyone not choosing the black girl is racist as fucking hell
>>25737366
tbqh i would pick nyeisha over pretty much anything except maybe a latina girl
>>25737790
latinas are sluts though and dress like hookers
>>25737366
This isn't even a choice. The fucking alien anon. Not only would you be able to travel the galaxy and enslave/rape millions of other more exotic aliens, but you'd have access to untold amounts of alien knowledge and technology. Plus she's not a black human stuck in the ghetto part of the galaxy a.k.a. Earth.
>>25737847
The alien has an exoskeleton, you wanna be with a fucking space scorpion? Instead of that pretty ass black girl?
>mfw black girl
>mfw seeing guys would rather be with a psychotic literal monster than black girls
>>25737366
Zerelian anyday.
>>25737862
>Pretty
>Black
Choose one. And yes, having freaky sex with Queen Scorpia Subjugator of the Galaxy would win out hands down any day. Sure as hell would listening to some nigger speak in broken English 24/7. >Nah wha am sayin' dahg
>>25737949
tits or gtfo
I'll gladly explain why that is if you post tits with a valid time stamp
Does the one on the right have a vagina or any warm and wet orifice that I can put my penis into?
Come on now, look at that fine woman's ass. All you have to do is take care of that fine behind and she'll take care of yours with MONEY. Also she's a street girl who graduated from a higher education with a degree in something not excessively garbage, considering her occupation. AND treat you like you're the man of the fucking universe. It's the comfy NEET choice.
Meanwhile alien bitch has an exoskeleton, is literally a criminal, and sex is probably hard.
>Psuedo-Ape vs a monster
Zerelian for sure.
>>25738129
>He won't get off to all the enslavement and rape of qt aliens
Why would need her to have one anon? She has nice tits anyway, you can use those for some motorboating and tittyfucks.
>>25738222
She has an exoskeleton though. The tits cannot be fucked
Only virgins could think that having sex with an exoskeleton could even compare to what being with that woman would feel like.
>>25737366
Give me the alien she is about as sexually attractive as the black woman and I will be rich.
>>25738267
Oh, you've fucked an alien with an exoskeleton before?
>>25737366
i would fuck the black girl because that ass was fat, and the blue bitch is a fucking bug so i would just brutally murder her like the disgusting demon she is.
>>25738267
THIS
Imagine sex without the sweaty warmness and softness
Weird as fuck
That black girl has a fucking big and sexy ass
Idk how this is even a question
>>25738322
>Imagine sex without the sweaty warmness and softness
Sounds even hotter
>>25738247
>Being this unable to rub your dick up and down her exoskeleton
Do you have ed or something.
>>25738322
Niggers aren't human.
It's no better than Zerelian.
>>25738291
>>25738327
Do you masturbate by sticking your dick in a vcr player slot? I'd be willing to guess you use your soft, warm hand
I'd go with the black woman. I have a thing for black women so I don't give a fuck
>>25737366
KEK black women are so ugly they have to be compared to aliens to have a chance at getting picked.
And people still choose the alien LOL
>>25738460
I'd pick the alien over a white, asian, hispanic, etc any day of the week
>>25738460
To be honest the implied subjugation of galaxies and tons of raping is what made me pick the alien grill. And she's not black.
>>25737366
I choose the alien.
The experience will be interesting.
>>25738068
Except that "nigger" is college educated you racist asshole
>>25738129
Yes, but it's closed off unless she wants sex. Kinda like armored underwear sorta.
>>25738607
Calm down burnt skin roasty, there's always guys like >>25738410 for you.
Age unknown. Good lick telling that to the police when u r arrested for statetory rape u pedos
>>25737949
>tfw am black guy but I chose the alien
>>25738639
Shut the fuck up, there's something real disgusting about the idea guys would seriously say they'd rather fuck a monster than a black woman, and worse the reasoning they give based on stereotypes. We can play that too, based on stereotypes from movies and alien abduction accounts, that alien will likely do fucked up painful experiments on you, brainwash you, and later fuck with the Earth, ruining our homeworld we all live on. Also read the description, she sells weapons apparently to different races and sells out mercenaries to fight in wars, she's basically a fucking violent instigator.
>guys bitch about black women supposedly being "violent niggers"
>justify wanting to fuck a lobster woman that makes money off violence
>>25738707
The problem is black women are ugly and aliens are ugly but at least the alien is rich.
Alien bitch. Not because the black girl isn't hot, but because I want to travel the fucking universe.
Fuck this gay earth.
>>25738698
>he'd choose a cold blooded monster over the same kind of woman that gave birth to him and supported him in life
>>25737729
can the black girl take you to different planets? didn't fucking think so, pal
>>25738738
origami bllopp blo bloxs
>>25738752
>wanting to travel the universe
>a place full of dangers and hazards
>black holes, quasars, gas giants, asteroid fields, suns going supernova, comets flying past, god knows what else
>>25738771
She can take you to different restaurants and clubs.
>>25738757
>he'd choose a cold blooded wealthy monster who guarantees kinky sex over the same kind of woman that gave birth to him and neglected him and left him to the mercy of a savagely abusive step-father
ftfy
>>25738707
>Come on it's [insert current year]!
Kek how's Tumbler treating you?
>>25738707
Whoooooooa, some of us just want to stick our dick in things that aren't in the realm of possibility.
>>25738327
>tfw no STS
SEXBOTS WHEN!!! SEXBOTS WHHHHEENN!!??
>>25738707
Black nigger roastys don't A) Have lots of money B) Rape a lot or C) Have access to miracle science and technology , now do they? Or a FUCKING SPACESHIP?
>>25738879
>black
>nigger
Same thing.
>>25738778
>not wanting to travel the universe
>place teeming with extraterrestrial life (at least in this scenario)
>action packed life because of qt E.T. gf
>>25738690
>tfw you get arrested by the intergalactic space squadron because Alien pussy isn't legal until they are 180
>>25738847
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsjhdoWKtXM
Still think alien women are better than Black women?
>>25738868
Top tier taste tBh Senpai
>>25738707
>ruining our homeworld we all live on
I change my mind. I pick alien girl.
>>25738778
You make it sound even more amazing.
Not even worried. I'm sure my Alienfu will protect me from harm.
>>25738794
>She can take you to different restaurants and clubs.
I can take myself to restaurants and clubs.
>>25738976
Can you take yourself to restaurants and clubs in different solar systems?
No?
Didn't think so. Checkmate.
>>25738976
But she has money, so she can take you to better ones.
>>25738954
>>25738954
>Not even worried. I'm sure my Alienfu will protect me from harm.
I wouldn't be so sure of that if I were you... do you know what alien abductees have to say?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlOwUToT9G4
Still think the alien is better? The Black girl won't eat you.
>>25739045
>But she has money, so she can take you to better ones
>not being a trust fund baby
Go be poor elsewhere
>>25739045
>I wouldn't be so sure of that if I were you... do you know what alien abductees have to say?
But anon, my Alienfu would never hurt me. I'm actually more scared of the black girls brother.
>>25737366
Is it possible to breed with the alien and create monster babies?
>>25738929
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCoo8_N9NSk
Look at those filthy niggers! Would you really think they're better then aliens?
>>25739118
Yes. They won't have hair though, your kids with the black girl will have hair.
Alien without hesitation,
Just think of the possible adventures and knowledge
>black girl
>but knows she could easily fuck 96% of the males on this site, despite what they say
>>25739196
Scientific knowledge is demonic and satanic:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQ16GxG8qYg
>>25737366
Nyeisha is GOAT
>>25738868
This guy gets it, normal is boring
>>25739429
Spoken like someone who doesn't get pussy
that fine ass black woman has a nice soft warm wet hole, you turn that down for a scorpion woman?
>>25739478
the scorpion wwoman also has a nice soft wet hole
You had me at warship
>>25739478
"Fine" and "black women" are an oxymoron moron
>>25737366
Alien, then nuke africa and release a virus that target blacks crom her spaceship.
Then have alien sex.
Alien Warlord, obviously.
>>25739255
Not because you're hot, just because we're that horny. Guys fuck their hands, fucking a girl is no compliment lol.
Uh for real though guys. Any more pics of 'Nyeisha'
Why would you ever pick a woman over an alien warlord?
The ayy lmao since she has only pros even though some are red for some reason.
Didn't even read the left side once I saw it was a nigger.
I don't understand the arguments since the black girl (whose real name is Miracle Watts) would most likely rather suffocate on her own panties than, at the very least, touch any of your dicks with her damn finger. To humor OP, though, I hate bugs and if it weren't for that, you'd better believe I'd do it for the space drugs
You black girls have bodies made for fucking, I'd choose the black chick and try to fuck her everywhere
>>25738976
You're on /r9k/, anon. You COULD take yourself, but you never will.
Also, black girl. Because she's really fucking pretty and because no matter what she won't make me fight aliens to the death for her entertainment.
>>25737949
p-pics pham? I bet it a qt
>>25738460
I honestly picked the alien because of Rick and Morty, not ebin gonna lie.
Is it true that the moment you show interest on a black girl, she will fucking clinge to you like a parasite, to the point where dumping her would be impossible?
>>25743055
Nope. And if it were, I certainly wouldn't have a problem with it, since I crave affection deep down
>>25739063
>being a trust fund baby
>not being ambitious enough to earn your own millions
Not gonna make it brah
>>25738771
yeah she can, with her booty
Give me the fucking alien any day m8.
Why would I pass up the opportunity to (potentially) be the first person to bang an extraterrestrial life form and explore the universe on a fucking space ship that's beyond the technology of anything we have on Earth just to bang some hood trash that I have no attachments to and will cuck me the moment we get into a fight?
>>25737622
Humans are the strongest bipeds in the universe thanks to our gravity
EXTERMINATE THE GORGONITES
KILL EM ALL
>>25737366
the black girl obviously. For some reason at my uni black girls are always nice to me
>>25737949
>Black person
>On 4chan
We dug our own hole my sister.
>>25737366
>a black
>an alien who no one would pick normally
JIDF are you even trying anymore
>R9k picking the rich and powerful chad
I would too, but you all have no right to bitch about roasties loving chad too
>>25737862
My ultimate fetish, come true.
Acquiring the tech and knowledge about the universe/s and diff. dimensions are a plus.
>>25737366
Sauce on the left?
In all honesty, I'd take the black girl over the alien. She seems nice enough. There's only two options though so it might as well have been "choose between this black girl and death". I like the original one with all the girls.
>>25737366
Right, cause adventures in space, etc.
>mfw guys would rather be with a deadly blue Klaxxi than a black girl
>>25745482
that's how bad it has gotten for 2D fags
>>25745366
https://www.instagram.com/miraclewatts00/
I know most people are being edgy but there are some people in this thread that think they'd actually have a chance both that Girl because she's black
>>25737366
>Space drugs
Im going exotic son, i dont need no chicken head hoe
>>25737949
hey, i'm a black guy who prefers black girls.
having the ability to fuck one and miss out on some rad laser weapons and space drugs
can't fuck the other one but get access to space travel, space drugs and dope laser weapons..
FUCK MY CHAOTIC NEUTRAL ALIGNMENT.
probably space drugs.
>>25738176
> is literally a criminal
Yah like the godmother of outter space imagine the fun and drugs? Literally nonstop adventure, im a criminal anyway you lil nancy ass fukkboi
>>25737366
left, i have an urge to peel off right's face and it's just a picture, those layers are making me sperg hard
