>tfw I'll never smell a girl's butt
Why are you fags so obsessed with assholes, shits and gas?
>>25733525
dogs learned to shitpost, that's the world we live in now
I'm not obsessed with shit or gas but I eat my fiancee's ass out every so often after showers. It's fun.
I also licked her armpit after people memed about Lightnings armpit. Didn't really see the appeal
>>25733506
Smells... um... like your man ass
>>25733525
I always wondered this. I mean you are meant to be repulsed by it instinctively as to avoid getting ill, but these fuckers are one stay away from eating shit.
>>25733525
I love girl's assholes but I'm definitely not into shit or farts
>>25733525
None of those things are in the op post though...sounds like a projection
>>25733586
so if a girl put her ass in your face, you'd be "repulsed" by it
>>25733586
step*
and I'll add ass smells like ass, women's ass isn't any different to your own.
>>25733612
Yes, I would actually. To add for a girl to do that out of no where, she'd have a lack of respect for you, aka see you as a beta.
>>25733617
>woman ass and man ass is the same
Words only spoken by gay men
>>25733588
if you're into assholes, you're into shit. Small amounts of shit are still shit.
>>25733666
Satan is a liar
>>25733661
Or someone who's worked up a sweat and is self-aware, but you know let's just go with yours since it's apparently less gay to be attracted to the smell of shit particles.
>>25733691
So you start shitting yourself when you sweat? I see. Civil people wash their ass and use wet wipes or a bidet fyi
>>25733728
Cool. Anyway so we've established you love shit particles, how's that working out for you?
>>25733588
Brazilian Fart Porn doesn't do it 4 u, anon?
When I'm drunk and 2 days without sexual release, I'm a fucking animal. The crotch smell turns me on.
If you fuck enough, you're eventually gonna run into at least a shit smell a couple times in your life.
Eating asshole is only good if clean and the girl is into it. Most girls I have been with aren't.
>tfw I took a huge deep breath full of my dad's girlfriends milf ass while she was asleep during vacation and fapped in the bathroom afterwards
>>25733778
>ass
>shit
Choose
>>25733908
what did it smell like?
>>25733972
>being disingenuous
>>25733983
smelt pretty musky, can't describe it too well. it sure was fucking awesome though
she was wearing long grey leggings and she was positioned with her face down and her ass showing since she moved the hotel blanket. tried to get as many whiffs of that perfect ass as I could, dad was actually sleeping on the other side of the room in a different bed so I tried to not wake either of them up.
>>25733653
Can you post literallyeven one example of a girl putting her private parts in a guys face she wanted to disrespect? Google it. Double dog Dare ya
>>25734148
>thinks eating ass isn't beta
>doesn't whip out his cock randomly without word and have his woman rabidly suck on his cock
It's like you want to get cucked.
>>25733666
The average mexican restaurant has more shit in the food than a washed asshole.
>>25733506
I have. It smells like ass. Wouldn't smell again.
>>25733547
underrated `post
>>25733666
there are small amounts of shit on L I T E R A L L Y everything you touch
>>25734236
mexican restaurants tend to be clean
>>25733547
holy fuck i lol'd after it clicked
PS, they smell like shit, OP. and if you're ever fucking a girl doggy style, and she's sweaty and is the type of person who doesn't wipe properly... it's gonna smell fucking horrible and might even kill your boner. especially if you're not that sexually experienced.
>>25733506
it literally just smells like shit, you are missing nothing if you dont have a scat fetish
>>25735405
not true, it just smells like musky sweat as long as she wipes properly
>>25736271
it will always smell like shit if she's shit that day and hasn't washed. People who have sex without washing after shitting beforehand are degenerates.
>>25733691
i absolutely refuse to believe that a pretty girls ass would smell the same way as my untamed basement-dwelling neckbeard ass swamp
Massaging your prostate with a dildo feels pretty good m9.
I smell my mom's butt sometimes when we sleep in the same bed. Does that count?
>>25733506
>Go on hormones
>Become qt trap
>Learn acrobatics to bend body in half
>Sniff your own butt
>Call yourself a dirty little whore
>Profit
damn
that smell when i hit my ex gf from behind was GOAT
>>25736907
Please elaborate; you just activated my dick
>>25733558
>I also licked her armpit after people memed about Lightnings armpit
>>25737029
She recently divorced my dad so we had to move together into a appartment and I have to pay for all the stuff here because she was just a housewife. Lately she asked me to sleep together with her because otherwise she feels lonely, so of course I accepted. Didn't knew that she would only sleep in her underwear. So she just snuggles against me till she falls asleep and then I start molesting her. She probably knows I do that but I don't think she cares. When I'm sure she's asleep I rub my dick against her, sniff and lick her butt or armpits and just grope her breasts. And kiss her on the lips.
Why are stinky girls superior /r9k/?
>>25737240
I know your story isn't true, but goddamn is it fucking hot. I want to sniff a sexy MILF's buttcrack so fucking bad, then rub my dick all over her butt, fuck.
>>25737240
dude, you are seriously fucked up.
seek help
>>25737261
I know it sounds pretty fake since it's like the 08/15 incest story, but it's true. I always wanted to fuck my mom so this is the best thing that ever happened to me.
>>25737289
Everyone would do that in my situation. Nothing's wrong about incest. It's just consensual sex between two adults.
>>25737240
You just activated my dick too you lewd anime girl posting pervert nerd
>>25737240
Btw, how do you sniff your mom's butt? Like, wouldn't that wake her up? paint me a picture. Do you like carefully slip out of bed and get to the end of it to put your face in her crack, or what?
>>25737240
>mfw found a description of something sexual that genuinely disgusts me
phew. thought i was a complete goner, it's good to know i still have some kind of mental limit
>>25737370
If that disgusts you, you're as normie as it comes. You must be vanilla as shit, holy fuck. Please just go somewhere else, you're the reason /r9k/ is so bad these days.
>>25737318
No problem.
>>25737322
I'm really shit at painting and I have no fucking idea how I should draw that, but imagine a queen sized bed where she lays on the left half. She sleeps on her sides so I just have to turn over the blanket so I see her whole backside and can just lay down on my side of the bed so I can reach her butt with my face.
>>25737404
nigger i like scat porn, the thing about his post that revolts me was the incest. stop trying to feel good about yourself by manufacturing bullshit about how everybody else isn't a "le true robot"
>>25737767
ewwwwwwwwwww disgusting
>>25737767
>incest
>revolting
What the fuck is wrong with you?
>>25733810
That's all air pump bullshit. The real stuff is better.
>>25737791
you sound like a real fag to be honest.
do you like toilet slavery scat porn? cause i do, but i wouldn't go around like some autistic elitist calling people normies for not sharing my relatively obscure and objectively disgusting fetish. i realize that people are into their type of porn, i don't really give a fuck either. you're probably 16 and want to feel apart of a le super scary dark sekret club. which very ironically makes you what is killing /r9k/, not me.
kill yourself
>>25737404
God damn it people like you and Shadbase are making me more warmed up to liking ass and anal shit.
>>25737767
>Calls incest disgusting and not normal
>Watches scat porn
Kek nice one anon.
>>25737882
> but i wouldn't go around like some autistic elitist calling people normies for not sharing my relatively obscure and objectively disgusting fetish
>disgusting fetish
i kind of called my own fetish disgusting too, but whatever
>>25733525
I'm a virgin so I still think qt girls shit out nothing but sugar and spice.
Also obsessed with big butts, and anal. I blame porn.
>>25733525
I thought it was just a meme tbqh
