Who /powerball/ here?
Bought 50$ worth.
Gonna get my fucking ultimate NEETBUX.
i literally would but I just feel embarrassed by the idea of buying tickets at the convenience store when I never do that. The same guys work there so they'd know I'm just hopping on the powerball train like a fucking noob faggot.
>>25730458
JUST DO IT
ultimate neetbux my friend, you could literally afford to have normie friends and stacies
>>25730433
I read once that if you spend 15 minutes driving to a newsagent to buy a ticket, you're eight times more likely to die in a car crash on the way than win the jackpot
>inb4 gotta be init to winit
>>25730579
Worth a shot robots.
Go buy some fucking powerball. I want a rich robot to make it.
I'M GONNA WIN BROS. WATCH ME, I'LL NEVER HAVE TO GO OUTSIDE AGAIN AHAHAHAAHAH
>>25730433
if i win im buying like 10-15 mansions just for all you brobots and have a robot comunity in the hamptons jsut to piss off all the rich chads and stacies
>idiot tax
If one of you fuckers wins this, you best start a commune somewhere and raffle off places on /r9k/.
I mean, at the very least it'll be funny as fuck.
>>25730579
Worth it robots. If you're willing to try to win the lotto, might as well take the chance to just end it all and not even need NEETBUX.
I want this lottery fever to end so I can stop having even a sliver of hope and go back to being an empty husk.
>bought 5 tickets senpai
If I win I would give a lot of it away to charity, I don't see myself ever using a billion dollars.
Are you serious OP? Our lives have been such shit so far, do you really think any of us would be given this luck? It might even be more cruel, you might get all the numbers except one, that's just the world wanting to laugh at robots
>>25730433
You just figuratively threw $50 down the toilet. Congrats!
i bought magic cards instead.
>>25731034
If I do win I plan to hold some giveaways here with stuff like computer parts, laptops, cash prizes through Paypal, video games, etc.
I mean I won't win but if I did I'd want to help some guys here out. I'd require verification of some sort that the people entering are in fact robots and not normalfags, but I'm not sure how I'd do that.
>>25731081
Logically I know I won't win, but it's still going to hurt when I realize that I'm going to be stuck wageslaving until I'm old.
lmao at all these retards buying massive amounts of tickets
I just bought one for 2 bucks since it would suck not even trying at all, but come on, you know that even if you had 1000 tickets you still aren't going to win
>>25730516
I am almost certain you aren't going to win.
I put two dollars into a pot at work
If one of the tickets were to win I wouldn't trust those normie fuckers to even give me my cut, but it was only two dollars
>>25731105
real talk dont you only get about 600 mill?
>>25731180
There's a better chance that you'll get maybe 3 combinations right and you would still come away with a couple hundred bucks.
>>25730433
>ultimate NEETBUX.
>when in reality, you're paying into a pool which will most likely go to some normie
Moron tax indeed.
>win a billion dollars
>NEETbux
Jesus Christ
>>25731205
No now that it's 1.5-1.6 billion you will get 800-900 million in the lump sum
>>25730752
NO, IT'S ME, I'M GOING TO WIN
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUU
who lotto 6/49 here? Got 10 dollars riding tonight. If I win I'm living on a cruise for the rest of my life
>>25730579
That takes into account all of the dumbasses on the road. I think I can drive to the newsstand without killing myself just fine thank you.
The greatest scam of the modern world. Buy hey someone has gotta pay for the lotto official's new benz.
Ya'll fucked up senpai. The Desire Sensor is real.
if I win, I'm devoting all of the money toward breeding as many spiders as possible, and then I will release the spiders in all major cities
>>25730579
You know your life sucks when you walk over two miles through the ghetto at night in freezing, windy weather to buy tickets. init to winit.
I ran the powerball simulator earlier for an hour and after simulating the drawing over 6 million times, I still had not won.
It's basically a 2$ donation to education and a fun thought experiment for a couple hours.
>>25731006
that's very generous but you would literally blow all that money some houses cost around 100 million and up
>>25731246
You forgot about giving some random gas station a million for running a fucking till
gotta placate the poor
>>25731268
How many times did you win lesser prizes?
Daily reminder that you don't play the lottery because of the chance of winning.
You play the lottery so that for some days or hours you can live in the illusion that you may wake up as a millionaire tomorrow.
German Guy here, entered the powerball.
>>25731270
And many don't.
>>25731296
I had like 8000$ total in winnings.
Obviously I spent far beyond that.
ROI: -93%
Congrats to rabbi Goldberg for winning the big prize of 1.5 billion good goy tokens!
awwww poor goyim...maybe next time? ;D
Remember, you cant win unless you play.
>>25730458
Who the hell cares? This is true for everyone. No one really buys tickets until the jackpot is well into the hundreds of millions. No offense but that clerk doesn't give a rat's cock who you are or what you buy.
>>25731318
i would just buy like one of the smaller neighborhoods for like 400 million then just bank the rest and we could all live off the interest, its not like we even spend a lot of money now anyways
>>25731268
>It's basically a 2$ donation to education and a fun thought experiment for a couple hours.
This. /thread. Its fun to dream.
>>25731009
>le over-parroted reddit opinion
>>25731268
The odds are 1:292000000. So yeah, not very good. But it's $2. That's not even enough for a shot of cheap booze.
if i win i'm going to invest all of it on a very safe average market and live off the annual payouts which will still be 10s of millions of dollars a year, and that will last forever
>>25731205
At this point, it'd be closer to 700 mil if not more, even after taxes.
>>25731212
>moron tax
True, but not so much when you only play when the jackpot is this high.
The odds of winning are around 1:175 million. If you play when the jackpot is 100 million dollars then each ticket is only worth around $0.57 but you pay $2. Right now with the 1.5 billion jackpot they are worth around $8.50
>>25731466
Depends on your locality. NYC it is less than 550mil. Cali, somehow, is almost 700.
>>25731493
it's odd, the lottery is the one thing this state doesn't tax to oblivion
>>25731485
They altered the odds recently to get bigger jackpots because they wanted billion dollar jackpots to cause a frenzy. It's more like 1 in 290 million.
>>25731485
The odds are actually close to 1 in 300 million.
The only reason it is so high is because they increased the number pool, essentially because they know people will flip their shit over massive numbers and sales will increase.
>>25731417
Was gonna do the same thing. I think it's kinda an asshole thing not to do that, especially if you're a true robot and have been on this board for a long time.
>>25731537
the lottery itself is a tax
>>25731451
So reddit opinions are the sensible ones then?
I think you're an undercover redditor
>>25731659
Yes, actually. Nothing about being a robot is sensible
>>25731608
give back to le community lol but yea its kinda stupid/selfish to sit on that much money and not have an army of robots to do your bidding and such while you spend it all on tendies and hookers
>>25731701
Well meme'd , Norman. Being robot is the only sensible solution to the human problem.
>>25731728
I'd want to be the cook of the house desu. I can make homemade tendies.
>>25731659
>So reddit opinions are the sensible ones then?
It isn't about whether or not it's sensible, it's parroting the SAME fucking phrase constantly "le stupid tax". Reddit and youtubers are under the same class of moronic normies that say whatever it takes to get upboats. We can't have a single powerball thread without 50 pompous fedoras yelling "stupid tax!" It's like you don't have a mind of your own.
>sister and mom are at work like wageslaves
>constantly begging me to buy them $40 in lotto tickets for them and they will pay me back
>sending them pictures of my face not giving a fuck and refusing to buy them lottery tickets
>tell them it's a waste of money and they will never win
>they're mad as fuck constantly telling me to buy them
Why are wageslaves so stupid? I would never be caught paying such an idiot tax as the lottery.
>>25731659
redditors think that they are so intelligent because all their opinions are 100% logical and sensible.
however, they completely ignore the fact that people are not completely logical beings, and you shouldn't let that influence every fucking decision you make, unless you want to have no fun in life
yeah, I might realize something isn't logical, but I might do it anyways because it seems like fun to indulge in
redditors are self-righteous assholes
>>25731776
>Mfw when they kick you out and you end up killing yourself
>he doesn't play state lottery
You'll never win the fucking powerball, just play the local stuff with rolling jackpots. You'll find stuff with 1:1,000,000 rather than fucking 1:200,000,000.
It won't payout like powerball, but 300k+ isn't chump change.
>>25731768
We could prolly hire a professional chef/nanny to take care of all of us too
If you weren't lucky enough to succeed in life before, what the fuck makes you think you're lucky enough to get n33tbux?
>>25731776
Why not accept? 99.99999% chance they lose and they owe you money or whatever else you want. In the small chance they win just cash it in and tell them to fuck off.
>>25731856
Knowing they're this retarded, I wouldn't be surprised.
>mfw wagies are so upset over how much of failures they are in life that they desperately cling onto some glimmering hope like winning 1 in 280,000,000
I'm a NEET but this is equally if not more pathetic desu.
>>25731864
True, but if I win I'm getting a decked out kitchen in my main house. I'd pay someone to get my groceries though, so I don't need to go out and can keep watch on the numerous "Dubs gets X amount" threads.
>>25730433
I bought a ticket for the first time ever. The jackpot has never been large enough to be worth it before, but it's now to the point where the odds of winning and the prize are equivalent.
>>25731864
Honestly, if I won the lotto, I would buy 4chan and completely shut it down.
>>25731958
Kill yourself, senpai. please
>>25731992
Now that I think of it, I would probably buy out all the other chans too or even better yet. Give them so much publicity through advertising that it gets filled with normies and other undesireables instead of flat out deleting it.
>>25731268
Running that simulation right now.
Even a thousand year old loli entering everyday wouldn't win 10K on average.
>>25730433
I'd rather get 2nd prize than 1st. If I win, everyone will know, people will try to bum money off me, ruin my life, etc.
If I get 2nd I'd get at least a million dollars. I could buy a house, live rent free, live off the interest. Nobody would even know I was rich.
>BRAH WE CAN GET ALL THE STACIES AND BLOW, NEETBUX FTW!
Nu-bots are such fucking pig failed normies.
If I won I'd walk into Mcdonalds, go right up to the counter, slap down my debit card, and offer to pay for everyone's meal in the restaurant
>>25732176
watch out for this high roller.
I'd buy a self-sufficient compound high atop the Himalayas where I would never be disturbed, spending my days meditating, studying and reading until I emerge a wise old hermit dispensing advice to those who solicit it.
>>25731238
its not you killing yourself, its some other retard that demolishes you and your car.
>>25731808
No they aren't, do you not know what logic is?
>niggas don't play Match 6 and Treasure Hunt
who /PA/ here?
>>25732260
Oh, so it's a 2 vehicle accident?
If I won the first thing I would do is make a shitpost thread about winning on /v/
>>25732320
ya boy from the 215
I won 5k off a scratch-off once.
Ended up losing my virginity through that.
>>25732371
610
Bring me a cheesesteak
>buy ticket
>show parents
>sister sees ticket
>buys ticket with exact same numbers
>"why would you do that?"
>"because you're a loser and don't deserve any money. Now I get half, faggot ;)"
i don't even understand wtf she was thinking, half of literally anything is enough for me to neet up for the rest of my life.
Canadian here.
Looking forward to taking all your Ameribux, boys. :)
>>25732037
That's outdated. Numbers go up to 69 now
>>25732176
A real American Hero.
>>25730458
Do you have any idea of how many people he treats daily? Do you think he gives a damn for who you are pr what you do?
Don't be fucking self centered.
>>25732501
Your sister is a cunt and you should burn that ticket of hers.
My family said the same thing
>Anon, you don't even do anything you'll be lucky if we give you anything
, and still when I told them how much I would generously give them if I won from my tickets, they were like
> "why do I get so little?"
I've won decent amounts on the lottery twice and $15k on a scratch ticket once so idk maybe I should buy a ticket too
>paying the idiot tax
I heard that it's so astronomically impossible winning the Lottery that you have around the same odds of remaining a virgin to 26. So basically almost impossible.
>>25732625
I feel you. I told my family members I'd give them a ton but in reality, if I did win, they're not getting anything but a giant fuck you.
>>25730579
dude it's 2 dollars. just play
>>25732658
You've already used up all your luck.
Guys, Just be yourself :^) and you'll win
>>25732320
>>25732371
>>25732397
REP THE 717 CUZ IT'S ALL I KNOW
>tfw parents are having powerball party
>loud as fuck
>keep telling me to come out of my room
>get fed up
>refuse to leave and face their sneering faces,
>piss in the cup I brought in with my dinner
>have to shit
>really really don't want to go back out there
>going to shit in the bowl and spray fabreeze so no one notices
i hate my life
If you take Lump sum than you are dumb. You take annuity, and you will become a billionaire in 30 years, plus you still getting 36 million a year. 36 million!!!! in 3 years only you will have 100 million !!!!
>hurr durr I'm going to invest the money
No you aren't retard
>>25732878
anon i hope for god you don't put those dishes back into circulation. Please tell me you throw them away.
>>25732878
>parents are having powerball party
>powerball party
This sounds so sad. And not in a sneering elitist sort of way.
>>25732912
yes, i'm not a savage though. i'm going to scrape it into the toilet tonight and rinse it first
>>25732980
i live in Flint, MI. Trashy is the norm here.
>>25731137
If you match at least 4 numbers and the powerball that's still $50,000. enough to make at least something of a difference in a robot's life.
>>25733028
It's a bit more than that even after taxes sempai
I'm sitting here hoping I'll win. I came up with some pointless math while I was at it.
If only 5% of people have had life experiences that would make others call them "very lucky", then the winner of the powerball is 19 times more likely to be a non-'very lucky' person.
>>25732901
With this option, I would strongly consider annuity, but I can't pretend that I know for sure that I'd go through with it.
>>25733338
I meant with this jackpot* not option
got two tix just now. It's cheap entertainment, i guess.
>>25733015
Yo I live in Flint too. Live on Kensington Ave. across from Mott.
how much longer till the numbers are drawn?
Listen up robots. If I win the jackpot, I'm buying the playboy mansion and turning it into a robot paradise. Robots, NEETS, freaks, all of you rejects will be invited to come live there with me. There will be vidya, anime, food, and any other NEET pursuits you can think of. I will hire full service maids, chefs, prostitutes, girlfriends, anything our hearts desire. The doors will be open to all robots from all over the world. It will be like r9k's version of Valhalla, and it will be beautiful. Wish me luck.
>>25733450
One and a half hours.
invested everything I had in lottery tickets
~10,000
All or nothing, either I wake up a rich bitch or a poorfag
I have $40 worth or tickets. If the universe's RNG is in my favor, I'll be busy buying lavish gifts for the few people who actually care about me. I'd also be donating a lot to many charities and the EFF.
r/ring the eliot diatribe after he didn't in teh cal lotto pls
>>25733477
darn, might go to bed now then..
> tfw dreaming about waking up as a millionaire
>>25733522
Go out and buy a ticket nigga, all or nothing
>>25733535
I got a ticket.
I'm the German anon..
>average ROI% is -85%
I think I'll pass...
>>25733575
It's $2, the ROI on buying a bag of chips instead is -100%.
>>25733565
Well I'm Pennsylvania Dutch, so greetings from the other side you fuckin nazi.
I eat pasta rice and beans
>>25733584
Or you could put it in the bank m8
the little things do add up
>>25733599 meant for >>25733584
If i spend 2 dollars every time I said, "It's just 2 dollars" I would be down thousands by now probably.
>>25733633
But literally the only time it makes sense to play the lottery is when it's around this high. Look at the risk analysis.
>>25733600
Not really.
Its the typical "if you'd stop smoking you could buy a new car in two years" argument.
Just because you don't spend money on something doesn't mean you'll end up saving it..
>everyone is playing because it's so high
>chances of possibly winning go from being in the dirt into the core of the earth
I'd rather play in a low pot with a higher chance of winning.
powerball generally is a terrible format and that's why it gets so high.
>>25733674
keep payin that idiot tax, cuck
only niggers play the lotto
>>25733685
>chances of possibly winning go from being in the dirt into the core of the earth
Why would the chance of winning change because more people play?
I'm not good with math but shouldn't the chance of winning stay the same - seeing how the number of numbers to pick from etc. stays the same?
what changes is the amount of money you'd be payed out - in case other people win too..
If I weren't such a Jew I'd spend two bucks on it even if the odds are astronomic and there's a chance they aren't even drawn.
>>25733648
It never makes sense to play the lottery dumbass
>>25733754
In the case of powerball and most lottos, that's right. Worst format of gambling thoug is what i meant
>>25733775
Why not? The potential reward matters. If there was a 90% chance of winning a punch in the face, you wouldn't play. If there was a 1% chance of becoming the god of the universe, you would play.
In a more rigorous way, you could conduct a cost-benefit analysis of how much money a lottery has to offer before it makes statistical sense to play. We're also quite a few hundred million dollars above the point at which it makes sense to play.
Bought 1 ticket with random generated numbers
May the khala guide my hand.
If I get dubs, I win the lottery
See? I can't even get dubs
Brehs, I just found the perfect numbers.
>>25730433
just know, in an alternate timeline, you actually won and lived a good life
can't wait till you faggot americunts have your stupid lottery so you can all shutup about it. Then I'll just have to wait through the inevitable I WON GUYZ!!!! fake posts until we can all go back to complaining about our unfulfilling lives.
if trips i win jackpot
>>25733831
because your EV is significantly lower than any other form of non skilled gambling. show me the maths as to why it "makes sense" to play the lottery at it's current prize pool including tax
Bought just $6 dollars worth
Its all I have
>have to use cash to buy tickets
>don't have any cash
>ATMs nearby have a minimum withdrawal of $20
>don't want to withdraw that much cash just to buy a ticket
>don't want to borrow cash from mom to gamble
Fuck, and I REALLY had a good feeling this time.
>>25734048
>go to buy lotto ticket
>only cash
>go to atm
>no more money left in it
said fuck it.filled my gas tank, ate out and went home. hopefully my parents played
Just walked a mile in single digit temps (F) to and from the store to grab two tickets.
Good luck robots.
>>25734048
You'll die if you have a little extra physical money on you?
>>25734258
Supposed to warm up tomorrow, midwestbot.
>>25734288
North east, friend.
>>25734280
Spiritually yes.
>>25730433
Winning the lottery would be the best way to unfuck my shit, unfortunately odds are it won't happen. I don't believe for a second that I'll actually win, but I will say that winning would more than make up for the fact that I'm 22 and a handholdless virgin.
>You're throwing money away.
Or, I could win the jackpot on my first try.
You all may as well give up on your hopes now, haha!
>I just spent 7k of my college loan money on tickets.
Gonna get that early retirement, son. Who needs school when you got cash?
>>25734410
I spent my last $100 on tickets and don't know how I'll eat for the rest of the month.
Godspeed Anon.
>>25734034
Because it's $2 and you can literally find that in the dumpster by trading in bottles and cans
I spent $4 and I feel like a dumbass for spending that much
Post your numbers.
8, 17, 29, 44, 57 and 13.
If I won the lottery I'd install heated floors all over the house.
>>25734556
I have 12, 39, 41, 50, 56, 20
>>25734012
>non-americans lives are so bleak and hopeless that even reading posts about people enjoying something as little as their lottery fantasies enrages and depresses them
I guess I'd be salty if the women of my family were being gang raped every day by "refugees" too.
>tfw you're guaranteed to win because you got insider information from a reputable psychic
Maybe I'll give you anons some
>>25734556
That's a pretty set of numbers. The past few drawings have disappointingly had those "close together" numbers though. Hopefully that ends tonight.
By passing a college-level Stat class I can be very smug about not playing the lotto
Feels good mane
>>25734556
>>25734605
I don't like to see my numbers before I play them. If I memorize them I'll be disappointed too quickly if I find out they don't match. Luckily I've completely forgotten all the numbers on my ticket.
>>25734622
>getting your bum squeezed is rape
Check out this SJW
>>25734445
>>25734410
I know you're all fucking around, but I know people actually do this
>>25734699
I know what you mean. I try not to memorize them, but just figured I may as well reply to that other anon.
>>25734640
remember me senpai xo
>>25734687
Until somebody actually wins and is set for life while you're jerking off in your dorm
>>25734759
True
but saying that somebody is gonna be me IF I buy a ticket is like predicting who in going to be struck by lightning an hour from now
then again I shouldn't tread on the fantasies of the proles. they might get mad :^)
>mfw I win the lotto and invest all my winnings in dragon dildos, just dragon dildos everywhere. Make website where dragon dildos will be shipped to your house for free. SUddenly dragon dildos become normal due to them being free. 1 million streets in america, 10 dragon dildos on every street. America will be the land of dragon dildos.
Reminder that r9k's post numbers only go up to 25 million, but the odds of winning powerball are 1 in 292 million
>>25734804
But there will always be the thought in the back of your mind that maybe it could've been you
>>25734687
>>25734804
If you took stat you'd know that mathematically this is the prime time to buy a ticket.
>>25734862
nah I don't think like that buddy
>>25734833
I will flood America in an ocean of 13 million dragon dildos. Better yet though, making one state have dragon dildos would be better. A dragon dildo for ever man woman and child.
>>25733476
Assuming the average robot here is about 14 years old, Are you going to accept 60% of the board's 14 year olds too? Not trying to fuck your dream up. It sounds wonderful but still.
>>25733705
>only niggers play the lotto
>being this autistic
>>25734833
So wining is like... Like getting 9 repeating digits.
And nice dubs
>>25733476
What a tragic waste of a 1.5 billion dollars that would be.
WHO WANTS TO BE A BILLIONAIRE
>>25733478
You didn't really... Did you?
>>25733476
Chads will just pretend to be robots and hoard all the gfs. Nice thought though
If I win my sole charity project will be for robots. A scholarship fund for 25 year old virgin wizard apprentices everywhere to study to become wizards
ABOUT 10 MINUTES BROS
I'M SO READY
>>25735068
My coworker has a friend that spent 1 grand on tickets. People are that dumb.
PLAYBOY MANSION GET
With these dubs my numbers are winner
>>25734034
If you could spend $1 for a 51% chance of winning $2, it would be worth it. That's because you'd would statistically stand to gain money (there is a positive EV).
What does it mean for powerball? Your chance of winning is 0.0000000342%. So how high does the potential prize have to be to have a positive EV? If you take a lump sump payment and also factor in the taxes, to get a positive EV you would need a jackpot prize of 1.4 billion dollars, which the current lottery exceeds.
The math actually works against you if there is a jackpot-split. If you factor that in the EV is no longer positive. Still, this is the best time there has ever been to play powerball.
>>25735301
i'll roll dubs for you, if dubs you win anon.
>>25735301
how do you expect to win the lottery when you can't even get dubs?
>>25735335
Thanks for the try. 666 and we both win
>>25735301
if dubs you lose and get raped by sandniggers
if dubs I win the whole jackpot baby
>>25730458
Damn man, I feel the same. Went to a different 7-11...
Can you guys even dubs?
Let a jackpot winner show you how it's done.
>>25735312
My probability professor said he did study and found the sweet spot to be much lower jackpot for best time to play due to odds of split pot.
>get the first number
>get nothing else
every time bros
just fuck my shit up
did they draw the numbers yet? i didn't buy a ticket but i wrote down some numbers on a piece of paper and now i'm getting all worked up
>>25735461
Where do I see it?
>didn't win
>didn't even match more than 1 number
Fuck
NUMBERS ARE:
8 27 34 4 19 10
Who /lost/ here?
>>25735496
>matched 0 numbers
Time to order the helium.
>>25735427
He is are right actually, since the likelihood of a split doesn't linearly increase with more people playing. So, you can look at the point at which its slope is lowest but the EV is still positive and that would be the sweet spot. Still, this is one of the better times to play, especially if you consider multiple people will pick the same wrong numbers, which effectively "lessens" the likelihood of splitting you would anticipate based on the number of people playing.
So did anyone in the country/world win? how do we know? will the jackpot rise further?
loling@all the millions of losers that wasted their money on this shit, $2 at a time.
BUT WUT IF I WIN!!!!
friggin morons
I won $4, two more tickets for next time it is.
I"M GONNA MAKE IT!
>>25735517
it's not fair
I need that money
>>25735517
>didn't even win $4
>>25735519
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>>25730433
Well there went $14 for nothing
Last drawing I won $8 which let me break even.
>>25735517
Literally everybody. I expected this so I'm not even mad, as everybody should be.
HAAAHAHA THANKS FOR THE IDIOT TAX FAGGOTS
>>25735517
>You will have to go to work tomorrow
I MADE $2!!!! IM A FUCKING WINNER!!!!!
>tfw only bought one ticket and I made a 100% proffit
>>25730433
I'm kind of hoping no one wins, it gives me time to write a program to determine the frequency of the numbers and then I can pick based on that.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>whycantjustonegoodthinghappentomeblox
>spent $20 on 10 tickets
>matched 1 number on 2 tickets, match 1 number and powerball on 1 ticket
Guess I'll get some money back right? Do I just go back to the gas station I bought it from?
>>25735627
Some faggots in florida bought 73,000 tickets, I'm sure someone will win.
I HOPE WHATEVER NORMIE FUCK WON HAS HEART ATTACK READING THEIR TICKET!!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>25735539
We probably won't know til tomorrow if someone won.
I got the powerball on one, so theres at least 4 bucks Im getting back.
>>25735621
Well, seeing how you're wasting time here discussing the lottery instead of /juggin/ like a real niqqa. No, you lost. Sorry phammy
>>25735649
I hope they get murdered by their jealous friends, and or family members.
>>25735627
>it gives me time to write a program to determine the frequency of the numbers and then I can pick based on that.
>>25735643
You can go to any place that sells tickets, gas station, grocery store, just hand it to them and ask them to check the numbers, then they give you the money.
>>25735517
$11 for dissapointment
>>25735655
I could've sworn they used to say when they do the official drawings what the jackpot would be for the next drawing, did they stop doing that?
>>25735659
fuck you nigga you just jelly, sore fucking loser is what you are
Feels good still having my $2 in my pocket.
>>25735621
>100% profit
Hmmm, you werent a business major were you?
>>25735621
That's a 0% profit.
I could've won if I had only tried my best.
>>25735498
I won $4 based on picking my lucky Powerball number, meaning I broke even. I feel rich.
>>25735678
>>25735649
what happens to the money if they die suddenly?
if the winner is a femifat, a nigger, a gook, a dune coon or a spic then the powerball is a confirmed jewish conspiracy
>>25735498
Out of 4 plays, all I got was 27.
>>25735517
Yeahhh I hate my life. I'm terrified to go back to reality.
>>25735714
It goes to their family.
>>25735627
what areindependent trials?
>>25735706
>>25735708
he might have won four bucks
>>25735706
>>25735708
>spent $2
>won $4
you feal dumb yet?
>>25735621
>put money in mattress
>mfw 100% profit
>>25735723
You should never buy more than 1. Your chances are nearly 0 with 1 ticket and they stay nearly 0 unless you're buying thousands of tickets
I can't believe you retards thought you would win
>>25735627
Someone will, they estimated 1 billion tix sold giving a 97% chance of a winner
>tfw the fantasy is dead
>>25735517
>bought $20
>made $4 off of powerbal
not totally sad
>>25735643
You've only won $12, sorry.
>>25735717
>If someone won who I don't like, it means it was a conspiracy!
>tfw spent 10 dollars on a ticket and only getting $4 back
>>25735687
Don't know, none of the channels where Im at show the drawing.
>>25735744
I don't think you know what profit means. Plus you'd technically be losing money doing that thanks to inflation
ALL POWERBALL KEKS
just play the roulette next time buds :^)
How quick do they say if anyone won
no one man should have all that money
>>25735765
Same they just threw the numbers on screen. Pretty stupid honestly.
>>25735749
>Your chances are nearly 0 with 1 ticket and they stay nearly 0
Your chances double you moron, doesn't matter how close to 0 you are.
