>Aye YO! Aye Bro Scuse me!
>Scuse me bro! Yeah you!
>Aye bro, like, You gotta stop lookin at my female or I'm gonna knock you on your ass bro.
>Like, come on, who are you even here with broskie? Wanna get knocked the fuck out?
What do?
>>25729137
>Wanna get knocked the fuck out?
Stab him
>>25729137
Find where his family lives and murder them.
I'm glad I don't go to parties with shithead teenagers there. They "party hard" for first hour they're there but then you find them two hours later covered in their own vomit laying on the bathroom floor. Its kinda nice about being in your mid twenties is no one feels the need to outwardly act like that anymore, and if they do they get thrown the fuck out of the party for acting like a fool.
>>25729194
No, no you wouldn't
>>25729781
Countryside is a dangerous place friend
>>25729137
>Being at a party to begin with
>What board is this?
SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH YOU FUCKING PUSSY BITCHBOY I"LL FUCKING MURDER YOU MOTHER FUCKER TRY ME HIT ME NIGGA HIT ME AND I"LL GIVE YOU A NEW FUCKING FACE YOU FUCKING PUSSY -grabs the girls ass- So what's it going ot be bitch ?
>>25729781
Are you implying I don't carry a pocket knife with me at all times?
>>25729137
>start speaking to him in french
>hug him
>>25729137
Stop staring at his girl? I don't know how to fight and I'm not a creep so I wouldn't be looking for trouble like that. Likely he was just misunderstanding becasue I wouldn't stare at a girl especially if she had a bf for more than a glance unless they were doing that jamacian dance hall fuck dance in the middle of the room
>>25729137
"You're right, generic yank dude bro. I don't know why I'm here either."
Then proceed to go home and kill myself
>>25729137
>implying anyone here would ever be at a social event
>not know how to fight
Jesus fucking Christ. Learning basic footwork will do miracles, since most of these fags think that just because they lift weights means they know how to throw a good punch.
Knock him the fuck out with my retard strength.
