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ITT: your given native american name. >Speaks With no Word
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ITT: your given native american name.

>Speaks With no Word
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Man Who eat Pork Bun
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>>25728683

>tfw has no gf
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>>25728683
Solitary Man With Small Parts
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>>25728683
Walks with spirits.

That's the best translation of my name into cliche Indian name.
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>>25728683
If you mean what our actual name would be.
>embroiderer guy
Based on my birth and stuff since that's what they were usually based off of
>Jesus Christ Super Star
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>>25728683
The One Who Is Light
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>sad sad man
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>>25728683
Blue river man
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>>25728683
the frog that Reeees with the wind
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Shits on Post
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Man With no Mate
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The One who sees
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>man with long dong
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Fails perpetually
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Solitary Tent
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>>25729934
original kek donut steal
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Young Man Eats Alone...

;_;
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Poops in jug
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Semon upon wounds
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My great granpappy fucked a squaw. I can't grow a beard for shit and I don't even get gibsmedats in reparations for the white man genociding my people in exchange for beads. I'd think it wouldn't make much difference being only like 1/100 corn nigger but I have weird squinty eyes and shit despite the majority of my genetics coming from alpine and anglo stock.
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Shitting Bull
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>>25728683
Lone Man Who Picks Up Log
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>>25728683
Ituha

I'm legally Native American, this is my legit tribe name.
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>Drinks Much Firewater
Hey, I'm 1/9001 Native American, THIS IS MUH CULTURE, ALRIGHT?
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Chief Keef
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I'll try and remember this joke but a native American father and son are sitting around a fire talking about names,the son says "dad I hate my name, how do we get them anyway?" the father says "we are named after the first thing we see when we leave the teepee, I am soaring eagle. Why do you ask, white man raping grandma?"
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>What's the difference between Jack Daniels and George Cluster?

Jack Daniels is still killing Indians :^)
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>>25730481

My sister fell for the asian masculinity meme and it's almost funny. He threw a handful of flatware down the stairs to name the kid and she has to keep asking how to pronounce it. She's too racist for this shit. He's a cool guy I guess since he brings me gook hooch, but I don't see it working out unless he learns American.
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Tackled the Force

Vague translation of my name to native style, I haven't tackled shit, only been tackled.
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>>25730308
lol, dude, I'm the opposite of you. Got like 1/8th corn nigger but white as hell.

I live in Choctaw Nation too. Weird.
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>tfw a fraction of a fraction native american of a small tribe
>tfw getting over half of my college tuition paid even though i'm blatantly white
>tfw free healthcare if i go to one of their clinics
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Hates Life Tendies Eater
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Sad Horse
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Sitting chair
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>>25730834
So your name is Welfare Spirit?
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>>25730939
Yeah, may as well be
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Lonely shit no friends
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>tfw full blooded Iroquois

It's really nice tbqh
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Watches Screen
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What advantage does a Native American get ?
What is the culture mostly ?
My grandfather lived on a reserve and I want to know more about the culture but he died sometimes ago. What does it mean to you ?
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>>25731914
The government hasn't given me shit, except shitty healthcare at any IHS and they never have any funds for anything important.

I don't know shit about my culture I grew up like a white kid in the city.

All I know is my people are depressed as fuck as a race and frequently kill themselves on reservations.
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>>25732160
Basically raised as white people with nothing coming. Sound crappy for the first nations. There's a high rate of suicide and lower life expectancy on the reserve because of poverty If I am not mistaken.
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Empty Pocket Frog
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He Who Touches Self Many Times
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Horse with no Friend
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Chief Thundercock.
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Swift White Man
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The One Who REEs Softly
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Actual Native American here. My name is White Running Wolf
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"His porn is crazy"
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Crazy Like Fox
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Great wise chief

Best translation of my name.
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my native 'murican name is:

"friendly he who walks with his toes turned outwards"
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Pleasing fire
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>>25728683
"strong good luck/fortune"
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>Runs with scissors
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Bad at sports
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>>25728683
Man of Bad Feels
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Carlos Chavez
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>>25728683
Dances With Wolves
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Tipi and Poopoo
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Meme standing on Freeway
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Black Lungs
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>>25728683
Raging Bullet
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Kicking Whores
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>>25735774
Ah ha, Kicking Whores, sounds like Kicking Horse
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Hungry Skeleton
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My native name given to me by my great grandmother is "He Plays With Candles"
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>>25730934
I'm still laughing at this one
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>ctrl+f
>screaming frog
>0 of 0
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Yamaotoko

Which is the Native American word for, "Mountain Man"
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Types with one hand and my brother full moon faps
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>>25732160
I wish we did this to the aboriginals, they get NEETBUX heaped upon them for being 1/32 scrub nigger
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>>25736510
Yamabito
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Old Crow Spirit Breath
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Broken Nose if we're translating name meanings.
Dances With No-One if we're going by characteristics.
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>>25737324
>Dances With No-One
Fucking keked
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drinkum too much firewater
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The literal translation of mine is
"He who is loved/protected by the gods"
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He Who Accepts Treaties With White Men
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>>25728683
Warm Face
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Sleeps Alone
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Greetings my earth brothers. Many faps ago, I set out on a vision quest in search of new land, where our people could begin anew, a place away from the Chad-man where we would be free to watch anime and follow the herds of azn qts to our hearts content. Alas, there is nowhere left for our kind, nowhere to put our sacred piss bottles and onaholes. Big Chief Shitting Frog has passed, taken by the scourge brought by the white man "Manlet Fever."

Truly, these are the normiest of times.
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>>25730386
same. Kungataluk and also Qaavik.

eskimo so..
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Dakota.


no wait thats my actual name too.
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>>25728683
>My name means Defender of Man in Latin.

... Something like Warrior of the Great Unity sounds more Native.
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Paints By Numbers
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Plays-as-Argonian
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Dances with Autism
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Chief Fapaho
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>>25728683
Carries the Great Snow

That's the translation of my actual tribal name.
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>>25730834
Is your name Ethan by any chance?
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>>25731671
What tribe? Which clan?
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Trolls with Trollops
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Cut Dick
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>>25730468
BANG BANG

>ywn catch a body with Sosa in chiraq and pick up tendies on the way home
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