>be wandering in desert
>never tasted a drop of water
>someone walks by with a full canteen
>I beg to just look at the water if they won't let me have it anyway
>"what a thirsty faggot"
>they walk away laughing at me
>>25716541
because it was just a mirage. you are actually dead.
mfw water is pussy: XD
>Sandstorm starts playing
Another reasons why Normies are the true monsters of society.
women and niggers should all just die
>>25716631
how was that original? baka fampai
>>25716541
Did you get deserted Op?
>be wandering in desert
>never tasted a drop of water
>a girl walks by with a full canteen
>I tell her about my situation
>she says that she's having the same problem as me
>I point out that she has a full canteen of water
>she replies "Yeah, but this isn't the type of drink I want, I want orange juice!"
>>25716552
nice meme! can i save it?
>>25716541
If you've been able to survive in the desert for so long without water, do you really need it?
>>25716541
that's actually a good analogy for many things.
Especially if you add an element that shows that the person was always provided water effortlessly by others.
>>25718034
yes you do. everyone does.
>>25717869
also good analogy for many things.
>>25717869
hmm
>>25718034
hmmm
>guess I'll go without what normal people take for absolutely granted
>the thing which most humans have and require for normal development
technically no but what does that make you, if you're something that doesn't need (or will ever have) water? It certainly doesn't make you the things that need water.
Disgusting meat sacks and their desire for flesh.
>>25718065
thanks anon, I really wanted to focus on the "thirsty" thing, because someone recently called me thirsty for wanting to see someone naked, and it made me mad af. also it made me relate to elliot's situation even more, becauseI accidentally idealized someone and got angry when they showed themselves. its just sad anon, I'm falling deeper and deeper.one cunt even told me "stop becoming elliot"made me really depressed
Not a good analogy. First of all you don't need sex to survive, this is the 21st century. Porn is available at your fingertips for you to jerk off to if your balls are really that blue.
Second of all, You're bitter and entitled. Just because you exist doesn't mean you get to fuck girls, you gotta have something to bring to the table. Are you ugly, autistic and poor? Do something that'll improve your stance. There's always shit you can do to make yourself a more attractive person to the other sex, but that isn't worth anything if your entire conscious effort is based around getting laid, people are intuitive and will notice that.
Guys who are successful with women will tell you that the best way to get laid is to give less fucks about getting laid. The reason they say this is because they were born with looks, talent, money etc. which is attractive so they've always gotten laid without caring too much about it, which is sexier than anything. Presumably, you were born with none of those things, so being told to 'not give a shit about getting laid will get you laid' seems absurdly difficult to follow, since you live in a society where sex is everywhere in the media and everyone else is getting laid, but you aren't able to get it yourself. So, you become bitter about the whole thing, you start to hate society, 'normies' and women especially, for not giving you WHAT SOCIETY HAS TOLD YOU AS THE BASIS FOR LIVING A NORMAL LIFE. The best advice you will ever get on this board is to leave it and never come back. /r9k/ is a den of self-pity, and you'll never improve yourself in this environment. You've probably convinced yourself that you hate 'normies' and don't want to be a part of them, but the reason you hate them is that they've denied you what they've told you is the be all and end all of existence: sex. Truthfully, you want to be a normal person, with a girlfriend and an acceptable life.
>>25718421
Sure, you can blame the world for placing such a huge importance on losing your virginity for your situation, which is of course an issue that I personally don't agree with, but changing the world is a lot harder than changing yourself.
Leaving /r9k/, and changing your life focus from 'getting laid' to 'being a more worthwhile human being' is the best thing you'll ever do. It'll be difficult, probably the most difficult thing you've ever done, but if you do that, if you focus on improving yourself for you rather than for women, women will come. The trick is to forget about women, try your darndest to devote your energy to something a little more noble and respectable, and you'll be worth something. Chances are, anyway, your life situation isn't that great, regardless of how little sex you're getting. If you were the same person you are now, but you got sex on a regular basis, you wouldn't be that much happier. Sex is overrated, which I know you hate to hear - but the feeling of being a complete, enviable person with values, work ethic, and pride is what's really worth it. Trust me, I used to be exactly like you guys, bitter at the world, bitter at 'normies' (not that I'm not still a little bitter, there are a whole range of reasons why the world is shit), bitter at women for not fucking me. The biggest key to leaving your current state of mind, to getting to where I got, is to leave this hellhole, take responsibility for your own life and do your best.
>>25718541
sorry, some of that probably didn't make sense, i'm a little drunk right now, but you probably get the gist.
>>25718582
>>25718541
>>25718421
I want to rapidly type on my keyboard why you're so wrong and how you think you know me and why you moralfagotry is utter bullshit.
but I won't, I'm too tired for that
>>25718635
lmao go ahead.
If you grew up with an abusive family and you have no money then I can't help you. Maybe a job and therapy will. Otherwise stay bitter.
>>25718662
lee bitter virgin killer may may XDDD
