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Sup robots I started lurking here for the lulz, some of you
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Sup robots

I started lurking here for the lulz, some of you guys are really pathetic. You have all of these thoughts that are, quite frankly, false.

I'm what you guys would call a Chad.
> inb4 gtfo chad
> inb4 gtfo normie

I legit wanna help you guys out. I've helped a ton of my friends (we're all stem majors) at least get a successful date. Ask me questions and I'll legit answer them.

Just some extra thoughts:
NOT ALL girls aren't evil and condescending (most aren't)
If you consider yourself ugly, FUCKING DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT. Get in shape, spare just an hour of the day to go to the gym, or just torrent a workout program like Insanity or something.
Some girls will have extremely high standards that few, if any, guys can reach. Get over it. The majority of girls (at least the girls you SHOULD want to go out with) are openminded and will date you as long as you don't come off as a freak and are decent looking (and if your not, refer back to my part about working out).

Alright robots, now is your chance. Ask away! I'll only be responding to serious posts.
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>>25715651
>don't come off as a freak

uhhh....
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>>25715668
It's really not hard to not come off as a freak.
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>As if a Chad wouldn't have anything better to do
You can't fool us, a real Chad wouldn't feel the need to validate himself by pretending to help robots
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>>25715651
Alright Mr. SuperiorityComplex
btfo
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>>25715727
>>25715755
Just trying to help y'all. If that's such a foreign context then I don't know what to tell you.
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>>25715811
Just leave. You're gonna give generic info that most people already know.
>b-b-be yourself anon
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>>25715835
Not at all. I'm here to actually help.
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>>25715881
Well, no one wants it because everyone sees right through you.
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>>25715651
How can I flirt a girl at the gym?
>I noticed the chubby qt staring at me while work in out
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fuck off jacob

im busy flipping arm cortex 3 aseembly language off the dome

no time for bitches
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OPs probably some /b/fag who has nothing better to do
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>>25715651
>I legit wanna help you guys out
No you don't. You admitted right out this is for shits and giggles.
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How do I get to have a nice and round femenine ass?
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>>25715881
How about I give you some advice EAT A DICK CHAD EAT A FUCKING DICK
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