>she's online and available
>still isn't responding
Urge to kill rising.
There's a video game where someone says "urge to kill rising" but I forget which game that is. Help me out?
Edit: it's guild wars 2
>>25715113
she's chatting with chad
wait your turn, cuck
>>25715182
How do I deal with the possibility that this is true?
Should I just give up on talking to females altogether? Keep in mind, all females have at least 50 beta orbiters at any given time.
>>25715201
you don't
you go to bed with the thought of chad's cock in her mouth at that very moment and go to sleep
>>25715158
this was immediately what I thought too lol. good ol Nolan North
>>25715201
Just don't talk to her right now. Message her less and less frequently and if she just doesn't make the effort then just quit. Not worth your time
You should msg her every 5 min. She's playing hard to get. She could easily hide her status.
>>25715293
>Just don't talk to her right now.
Sage advice. I used to talk to this girl who would barely give two word responses while I was writing a sentence or two. Long story short, I just stopped messaging her and about a week later she sent me a message. I basically only gave her one or two word responses after that and within two weeks I managed to get nudes out of her. Just pretend like you're busy, and if she's even remotely interested in you, she will message you back. If she doesn't, then drop her.
>>25715113
She doesn't have the obligation of answering you, you know?
>>25715411
Yes she fucking does, either talk to me or remove me. I don't want to be kept in limbo.
>>25715411
>>25715535
she doesn't have an obligation to answer you
you also don't have an obligation to try to get her to talk to you.
if you were chad she would be responding or even messaging YOU first . that's a fucking fact, accept it immediately. go do something else. seriously.
>>25715535
You keep yourself in limbo. Move on.
>>25715535
>Yes she fucking does
I need a hero!
>>25715600
And what makes her think she should be messaging Chad over me? Where's her sense of respect?
>>25715603
No, I demand answers.
>>25715623
wat?
If you like her, ask her out. Don't be a beta orbiter.
>>25715535
>either talk to me or remove me
fuck that noise. personally i think YOU should remove HER.
dollars to doughnuts she won't even care. but even if by some tiny chance she does, don't respond. you don't need trash in your life. give her a wakeup call that even a fucking beta like you won't orbit her. if you do, you're pathetic.
i feel bad for you kids who haven't ascended. every minute of my day is taken with things i want to do that entertain me and advance me. no gf is seriously the best thing ever. you spend hours every day chasing and catering to bad people just because they happen to have been born with a vagina and look cute.
>>25715743
>ask her out
Fuck that. An orbiter is still an orbiter even if they manage to ask you out.
Don't give her the satisfaction of turning you down.
>>25715535
That's exactly why she doesn't respond.
Grow up a little and stop throwing fits when things don't go your way, maybe then girls will actually respond to you.
>>25715839
Not an orbiter if she says yes.
>>25715839
No, if you ask her out, then the beta orbiter status ends, regardless of her answer.
>>25715954
>stop throwing fits when things don't go your way, maybe then girls will actually respond to you
this actually makes no sense at all, you seem to be implying that she will know if you throw fits or not before ignoring you
this is that roastie logic where we assume that women are omniscient judges of character and not just self-absorbed cunts
>>25716003
>"One of my orbiters finally got the balls to ask me out the other day, of course I said no"
>>25716130
Which is a good thing, then you can stop being a beta orbiter and move on.
>>25716185
>implying that orbiters don't continue to orbit even after getting turned down
How about you just stop orbiting, all by yourself? You don't need her to "release" you.
>>25715293
>>25715407
................if you're a grill will this work on men?
>>25716185
>implying that orbiters won't continue to orbit even after being turned down
>>25716274
No, Chad isn't mentally broken like most women so he's self-sustained and gives no shits about you.
>>25716110
Why are females so fucking retarded?
>>25716293
>he's not chad tho
>he's a fucking frogposter/failed normie/wanna-be chad
>>25716311
He's definitely a chad if you're a female and orbiting. Think about what you're saying.
>>25716337
>overweight
>dumped by his gf two years ago, tried to fuck random women, failed horribly
>talks about memes
>alcoholic
>>25716368
Why are you trying to talk to him, then?
there is no reason she should reply to you whenever you want her to
>>25716368
>overweight
>>25716416
it's called being a decent human being, actually, fedora fag.
>>25716446
>he thinks he is entitled to her reply
toppei kekku
>>25716461
Yes I am. When I speak to someone I expect a response, if they are available.
>>25716494
Well, clearly she disagrees, and she is the one in charge here. So, no.
>>25716446
>forgetting to hide your steroids when taking a picture
tepkok
>>25716403
Because I love him.
>>25716287
Then you're a truly pathetic beta orbiter.
>>25715158
Olaf says it in League of legends
>>25716602
You love him and yet you disparage him on /r9k/ to improve your own image in the eyes of anonymous losers. You're a cunt, and if I were him I'd be very offended. And I am offended, because of how similar to him I am, except ripped.
>>25716636
BTFO
inb4 rationalization hamster response
>having the courage to even try to talk to girls under any circumstances
Fucking normies ruining the board
>she has to reply to you
Uh, no. She's probably busy doing shit. Ever had people constantly pester you on skype, even if you like them, because you're fucking busy? That's what its like. I know its shitty when they take ages to reply, then tend to reply when you're not around, but just drop some subtle conversation thing.
Like if they haven't answered my previous statement, I'll say something that just happened, usually some shit with my dog, just to see if they're still around and not replying or if they're afk, they usually reply half an hour later, having gone to eat or something.
Have any of all experienced just a complete numbness and indifference with the whole never having a significant other thing yet? This is a new development for me, the loneliness has kind of just become a boredom, I'm tired of it, I'm tired of thinking about it, I don't give a fuck about it anymore, it's all bullshit man, it's always been bullshit, i look around this site and social media and there's always someone cheating on someone or pining for someone higher up on the social dickriding ladder, it's just fucking exhausting, it's one less pile of bullshit to shovel. there are so many other genuinely interesting aspects of life and this world and i feel i've been wasting it mired in this shit.
>>25716636
Let's go through what I said:
>I like his size
>I'm mad about him trying to hook up with other women because it is a legitimately frustrating thing
>how is this disparaging?
>Never blamed him for this (and won't, in the context of his situation), just a statement of fact.
Yours is a really typical /r9k/ response:
>"you only like chads"
>No, I like someone who's flawed.
>"wow you're so mean to this person"
You're just mad that someone, in spite of sharing your flaws, is more capable than yourself of being loved.
>>25716110
>why does that whore doesn't give me the attention I obviously deserve? REEEEEE
>women are "self-absorbed cunts"
That lack of awareness if not bait.
>>25716681
>using a literal reddit meme
>>25715407
>I managed to get nudes out of her
>this is the only reason men will chat to you
>>25716311
Yeah it should work.
>>25716880
No, that gets boring quickly after you've done it a few times
I only talk to girls for actual sex now
>>25716880
tfw they don't even talk to you because you're notoriously prudish
sorry about your feel, though, anon.
>>25716977
You think? I don't want to be the one always asking to do things, it makes me feel nervous. At the same time, I don't want my silence to be interpreted as something rude and make him give up on me or something.
I just don't want to shoot myself in the foot.
>>25716880
only underaged shitstain of the lowest do this
>muh nudes
atleast get your dick sucked shitter
>>25715158
Is guild wars 2 still good? I havent played it since it went free to play
>messages from dozens of guys a day
>each guy feels completely entitled to your response and focused attention
>tfw get to be picky
Sorry that men have forced us to become this way, anon.
>>25715158
It's from Simpsons, Treehouse of Horror V, first segment. I shouldn't know this without looking it up.
>>25717112
but it was never good
>>25717212
how does it feel knowing you only get attention because the only depth you have is the hole between your legs?
what if I talk to a girl, and she responds and we have good talk, but never starts talk to me of her own?
>>25718564
Maybe she is just shy.
>>25715839
This looks shopped as fuck.
Also , she is on the other extreme of the spectrum.
Fun and sex are cool ,but in the end most women seek a deeper emotional connection with their lover.
>>25718583
but even a shy girl would be comfortable eventually?
it's hard to always make the effort when I am shy also
>>25717212
> hey you're really beautiful and cute
> You seem really interresting
> You're breathtakingly beautiful .
How to not open a woman 101.
>>25716880
>>this is the only reason men will chat to you
It's really not. I would never ask for nudes, I could watch porn if I wanted pictures. I would only talk to a women if I actually enjoy talking to her.
you're a cuck baby
>>25716880
Stop assuming men are all out to get you. Don't send nudes, its a terrible practice.
>>25718648
This. My reason to talk with women is pretty much the same as it is to talk with men: to acquaint, to see if we have things in common to talk about / enjoy talking with one another, and possibly befriend. If it's someone I know offline as well, see if it's someone with whom social interactions and events are enjoyable as well.
For nudes there's the internet, or if I wanted to actively find someone "live" to send me nudes, I'd be quite clear in that being an interest and priority. It's not like porn or nudes are hard to come by in this digital era.
>>25718523
>how does it feel knowing you only get attention because the only depth you have is the hole between your legs?
Better than how I'd imagine it feels to be the person constantly giving that shallow attention.
>>25718617
>How to not open a woman 101.
Well those things work for lesser and more reserved women that are not as accustomed to the attention, and all women more or less appreciate hearing these things repeated especially by random strangers daily, even if we don't respond.
But receiving a response requires the ability to push some buttons without seeming like a creeper, be amusing without seeming like a reddit gradeschool meme spammer, be nice without seeming like a beta, showing you can put in actual effort without writing a tryhard 3+ paragraph novel, and being assertive without seeming like a clingy control-freak.
It's really that easy guys.
>>25718838
Do you really think that person is the only one that reads those same exact messages? They literally copy and paste the same thing to everyone. You don't even get to be picky. You're literally only getting messages from dirtbags looking for 'easy' women. If they were actually interested in you I doubt someone would write a half-assed 'hey bb ur beautiful pls respond'.
>>25718930
I accept that those messages were all bottom-tier, which is another reason they don't get responses.
But the ones that can't be copy'n'pasted, which actually reference clues you've left for men to specify, tend to also contain the right amount "I feel compelled to respond to this guy and maybe get flirty."
>>25718838
>tfw you do quite well in person even with limited social skills
>tfw you'd probably never be able to get any stranger's attention online within the first line through writing
I prefer this over the other way around though. I don't see how men expect to have any decent chance to even simply get to know a woman through online means, where technically all men of the world could be trying to get to know (or get more than that from) the same woman. For every single woman.
I guess some just don't know that online dating, tinder stuff, or even just getting to know someone of the other gender online is only really feasible for men with very good looks and means to show it upfront, men who are very strong in their writing "game", or for any woman.I met several women through games, whom are nice folk and I consider online friends, but meeting through common means like a game without being thirsty as a guy is different than online dating, "chatting" with strangers, etc.
>>25715839
>it's 2015
The memes are real. Hory shite
>>25719013
Online dating is shit and full of thirsters.
>>25719042
It's why I'm not even trying that.
I could use the clarification/certainty that both parties are looking to potentially date and if the conversation goes well enough a date can occur, as it omits the requirement of reading through dozens of potential but ever-so-ambiguous "signs" required when socializing in person as a guy to get an idea of whether or not she's interested in you romantically, but it's not worth having to deal with all the extra crap that comes with online dating.
>>25716793
>Women ignore you because don't think positively about women, and they can tell!
>Believing this tripe
>Putting this much stock in muh "women's intuition"
If a woman's intuition about character is so good, why do they let Chad bust nuts inside them knowing that he won't stick around when it's time to raise the baby?
>>25715158
>Edit
Epic.
>>25716775
>there are so many other genuinely interesting aspects of life and this world and i feel i've been wasting it mired in this shit.
Yes, my son.
You are finally ready to ascend to the next level.
>>25717212
>Sorry that men have forced us to become this way, anon.
Hi! few things to start off with =] 1. yes I added you because you're a female gamer, 'tis an awesome thing to see! 2. I'm Brian. 3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen.
>>25718838
>But receiving a response requires the ability to push some buttons without seeming like a creeper, be amusing without seeming like a reddit gradeschool meme spammer, be nice without seeming like a beta, showing you can put in actual effort without writing a tryhard 3+ paragraph novel, and being assertive without seeming like a clingy control-freak.
>implying you know how to do any of this
>>25715113
Kill that cunt faggot
>>25720491
It's not about intuition, it's about your own mentality.
If a person not responding to you gets you mad and you don't have the spine to stop talking to him/her and instead decide to enter in some kind of autist rage, it denotes a severe lack of confidence, that kind of shit doesn't help you in life, not only with women.
