Anyone else here /fucked/
>parents are both robots
>dad is bald and fat and always farting and burping everywhere he goes
>mom randomly snaps and treats everyone like shit and just spends all day yelling
>parents are incredibly poor
>have thin walls where you can hear and smell everything in the house
>1 bathroom between 3 people
>house is full of water damage and outdated dangerous shit
>my future is to be fat bald stupid crazy alone and poor
No one here has it worse than me. Try it.
Atleast you're not a nigger
>>25712334
Sounds average to me.
>>25712359
kek kekedy kek kek
>>25712360
The entire house is broken with like random pieces of wood covering shit and the carpets are all ripped up and there's no proper flooring and the carpet only covers 3/4 of the room and I can hear everything downstairs as if it's in the next room and my windows let in a shit load of cold and don't opeb
>claims parents are robots
>had a child, aka sex
at least you have a computer
i live in a third world country people die every day and people try to steal at every chance they can get
Holy shit. I thought I had it bad.
>Be me.
>NEET since 7th grade.
>Parents are rich and are content with letting me be a housepet pretty much.
>Now 34.
>Entire life revolves around multiiboxing on WoW and being a one man guild.
>Forced to live off of a $5k/wk allowance. :(
>>25712457
>$5k/wk allowance.
>:(
Anon... You should only be picking one of these, not both.
>>25712457
Holy shit, you've got it good friendo I don't get shit, only GBP
>>25712334
You hear and smell them fucking?
>>25712457
Haha wow I work my ass off and risk my life for 2k a week. I'm a chump
>>25712528
He's trolling 5k a week is 275k a year come on now
>24 years old
>mom 33, dad 39 when i was born
>upper middle class so we seem normal on the outside, no money problems ever
>mom is pretty emotionally distant, dad is huge asshole
>they are pretty robotic as well
>only time i have ever seen them "hang out" with people is one of my mom's coworkers she has known for like 20 years which they do like once every 5 years
>i have literally never seen my father once in my entire life hang out with a friend, coworker, anyone besides when i had friends in elementary school
>their nights are spent watching TV in separate rooms
>we don't even celebrate holidays
>basically everything we do ends up in a fight
oh and to top it off i'm an only child, so i was already likely socially fucked from the start and my parents just exacerbated it
>>25712606
Are you kidding me? $275k a year is nothing when you have to pay for nvidia machines and also buy all the monitors and such needed to run a one man server, and then I also have to eat, I barely have enough left over too feed myself (I go through a lot of queso dip because its so good) so plz don't judge me thanks
>>25712680
Sorry I meant one man clan, I mistyped because I got so mad please understand I didnt mean to lash out sir
>>25712680
No I mean your parents are rich enough to pay 300k a year to a living leech
>compulsory military service in foreign country
>have to learn the language
>be only son
>dad was the only son
>grandpa was the only son
>same thing for last six generations
>need to get married and have a son or family tree ends with me
>language barrier so can't communicate with 90 percent of relatives
>>25712334
Holy shit are you my brother??
>>25712457
Obvious fucking bait
>>25712457
Damn, spot on same age and situation here. Cheers fellow '81'er.
>>25712359
It's actually not so bad.
>>25712334
Thats literally my brother and his gf. They are autistic potatoes. I feel bad for their unborn child. Poor fucker never had a chance.
