>Get home from work
>Browse hentai for an hour
>Get worked up
>Have a great idea
>Get in shower, use girly shampoo and soap to smell nice
>Shave up asshole and balls sparkling clean
>Loosen up butt with fingers + soap
>Get out of shower and trap up
>Cute panties and thigh highs
>Bring full length mirror and pick a butt plug from girlfriend's collection
>Time to pose and take pictures of my asshole - damn it looks good
>Start furiously browsing trap/SS hentai doujins.
>Fuck my ass with plug and tease the nips taking more pics in between
>Finally can't take it start fapping while bangin away at my booty
>Have to cum - fuck tissues point dick towards chest and open mouth
>Have amazing orgasm. Covered in cum. Some went in mouth
>Immediate regret and shame
>Look over at mirror
>ohgodwhatthefuckhaveidone
>Urgently get cleaned up and back into normal clothes
>Put sex toys away
>Delete pictures off phone
>Quickly close out tabs of borderline gay porn. Multiple windows open on dual monitors
So how gay am I?
I realy don't want to believe you.. but for some reason I do...
Not gay at all.
>>25709511
>So how gay am I?
hella gay tbf niqqa lmaooo
>>25709511
You're probably going to have a bf in another year or so. Sorry OP.
It's not the first time I've done shit like this either. Every couple of months I get the the urge and completely forget the shame of the last session. The circle of life.
If gf knew I did this shit I think she would just walk out without a question.
>>25709511
I'm exactly like this, but for my breast expansion fetish.
>Can't get gf
>Fucking love breast expansion hentai
>Once I get horny enough I start taking pueraria murrifica because it's supposed to give you gyno
>Fap later
>Instantly regret taking pills that not only might give you cancer but will most likely make you infertile and lose libido
I just wish I'd either stop myself from taking it or just stick with it, because doing what I'm doing is extremely fucking expensive to be wasting it like I am (not taking enough to actually cause any sort of gyno).
>>25709943
I hope you die a slow death, having gyno sucks more than anything.
Eh maybe like 8% gay
>>25709511
>loosen up butt with fingers + soap
>soap
>in butthole
lmao nice fantasy
>>25712005
Not OP but my soap doesn't burn my asshole if thats what you're getting at
>>25710447
it costs like 3k to remove it bro
Okay, what really happens when you save your asscrack?
>>25712185
It's smooth for a couple days then itches a bit when growing back
