What's the most recent cringe thing you've done?
>>25704254
>run into family friend
>they say hello
>freeze, panic mode
>don't say anything and walk away
>>25704254
>go into starbucks
>can i get a large buck
I just told my girl about the dream I had last night and now she doesn't want to talk to me.
>>25705273
well ,what was it about?
>>25705273
Let's hear it. Pic related?
>>25705410
Sure, Robro. Should I greentext it or post as written?
>>25705413
Nah I went to choose a reaction and nothing was weird enough so I chose that.
>>25705562
>Sure, Robro. Should I greentext it or post as written?
Doesn't matter.
>>25705562
>ever using anything else but greentext to tell a good story
shiggy diggy
>>25705628
So I suddenly remembered that there were two other brothers/versions of me that lived with us when I was very young. One was born out of my mouth just after I was born and because of this there was some discussion as to whether he was my son or brother - He was about two inches high and lived for a short while and I kept exploring my own mind for memories of him. He had fairly normal skeleton. The other was born dead. His skeleton was more like a fat mouse with a diamondish-shaped head. Somehow I had these skeletons all of a sudden and I kept them in my bag. They were very precious. My sister broke them. Oh and we all were living in a hotel.
>>25705631
1 greentext coming up
>>25705641
.......wat. Da. Fuq.
>>25705641
da fuck did I just read?
>>25704254
>late to class
>teacher said the day before not to bother coming in if you're late
>decide to play it stealthy
>open the back door of the classroom very slightly so I can see the board and teacher from afar
>he's facing the students, back to the board
>doing a powerpoint presentation so he barely writes anything on the board
>if I come out, he'll see me
>decide to wait for an opportunity while following the lecture from my spot
>realize the longest he's been writing on the board has been 5 seconds and I have to wait for him to stop his presentation
>people passing through the corridor look at me like a weirdo
>after 1 hour, he finally finishes his presentation and rolls up the white screen thingy
>thatsit.jpg
>rush through the door and start looking for an empty spot
>by the time I'm sitting down, the teacher has seen me
>"Discreet. He's been watching from the back door for the last 20 minutes."
>"I-I've been here for an hour"
>lecture continues without any other comment
>someone tells me after the lecture that a girl arrived to class one minute before I started watching and the teacher let her in with no problem
>Be me
>Riding the orca of my subconcious in snoozeville
>suddenly remember that there were two other brothers/versions of me that lived with me and my senpai when I was very young.
>One was born out of my mouth just after I was born
>Because of this there was some discussion as to whether he was my son or brother
>He was about two inches high and lived for a short while
>He had fairly normal skeleton.
>I kept exploring my own mind for memories of him.
>The other was born dead.
>His skeleton was more like a fat mouse
> a fat mouse with a diamondish-shaped head.
> Somehow have these skeletons all of a sudden
>keep them in my bag. They were very precious.
> Sister breaks them.
>Oh and we all were living in a hotel.
>>25705666
I delivered for you, satan trips
>>25705772
>>25705769
I would just walked in. The fuck, I pay for the class and life happens so fucking let me in. You just have too much autism.
>>25705686
>>25705756
I know but she's pretty cool until I told her my second weirdest dream. Greentext or plaintext?
>>25705848
Greentext pls. Also what drugs do you take, I took over 3000mg of gabapentin and had some pretty weird dreams.
>>25705848
>always make it greentext, stop asking
>>25705899
>Two sumo wrestlers
>Playing badminton in a marble hall
>Some beige oatmealy-porridgy looking shit started to flood in through metal vents at the top of the walls.
>They drowned.
I couldn't write shit this weird if I tried.
She won't talk to me any more - Can I tell you more of them, Robots?
>>25705899
Also I'm on prozac and concerta. Prescribed.
Your profile pic of pepe.
Kissing my GF in the nose
>>25704254
>tell taxi driver "good morning"
>it was 8 PM
>friends want to meet up for xmas holidays
>i show up
>couple of girls there that i've never seen
>we are all sitting in the living room talking and drinking
>get brilliant idea
>pull out my phone and get gangnam style ready
>i jump up on the coffee table
>slam the play button
>gangnam style starts blasting
>i start doing the dance perfectly
>look around
>no one is smiling or laughing
>the girls are awkwardly playing with their phones
>ohshit.jpg
>make a dash for the door out of embarrassment
>trip over one of the cunt's Uggs
>pick myself up and dart outside
>run until im out of sigh from the house
>walk home in the rain
Still havnt tried to contact those guys ever since. That night is the first thing on my mind in the morning, and my last thought before bed. Every day is hell.
>>25704254
We're talking about star wars in class
>one girl says "Whose the African american in star wars"
>I spout "he's not African american he's British"
>mfw when everyone looks at me with confusion and annoyance
>mfw I'm black
This autism meme has to stop
>>25706464
everyone else looked confused because you just educated they ignorant asses
british nowadays literally means black
and african-american is too racist, so she felt very embarrassed when you corrected her
>>25704254
I got really pumped about something and head-butt my dog so hard that we both screamed.
>>25706337
>2016
>Gangnam style is still funny
>Life
>Gangnam style was funny in the first place
>>25706464
you did nothing wrong, anon. you just made her look dumb for trying to be pc and failing
>>25705111
To be fair, it's a good enough guess with the bizarre drink size system that they have.
Posting this again, i guess.
>>25704254
>working behind bar
>talking to nice guy who actually seems to like me as a person
>he leaves and says "Nice meeting you!"
>"t-thanks"
WHY COULDN'T I HAVE DONE WHAT'S EXPECTED AND SAID YOU TOO
>Came to my class after being on a long phone call with my mom
>class almost over
>class ends, tell my teacher i love him out of habit
>everyone is silent and there is a hesitation before everyone stands up while they process what just happened
>dont know what to do, walk out after a 5 second pause
>>25706727
Fuck, wrong thing
>>25704254
PEPE DON'T DO IT
>>25706464
>>25706615
This anon, well done friend.
>>25706792
he doesn't have to the normalfags already killed him
>>25706791
>somewhere right now bitches are laughing at this faggotry
>>25706791
oh
my
god
>analyze it for research purposes
you might actually need to be redpilled. jesus christ.
>>25705772
>Riding the orca of my subconcious in snoozeville
Love that.
My cringy moments are just a blur at this point. I forget them until I lie in my bed, feeling depressed, then they all hit me at once. Everything from age 5 till now. It's constant at that point.
>Made an appointment with an escort
>Went to see her
>knocked on the door
>woman answers
>""hi I have an appointment"
>"no you dont"
>it was the wrong door I went to
>>25706012
Share away, bwoi
>Email an anon
>Write a wall of text talking about her golden voice
>Realized I was half drunk half asleep and my inner autism came out
Honestly I thought I escape the outbursts like this but being socially inept and butt fucking ugly is pretty annoying when you're a poor fuck trying to get by.
Well, back to anime. Gotta stop fooling myself into thinking I can have normal contact with other people.
>was at a game night with my local boardgaming group
>girl there had a bag of skittles
>i see the skittles
>my brain goes to some autistic place and all social conventions were thrown out the fucking window
>thrust hand at her
>could i have a skittle please
>but the way it came out sounded more like an order than a request
>also, pretty sure I had my crazy eyes on
>she gave me a skittle
>rest of table looking at me like "what the fuck"
>she later said that she felt it would been weird to turn me down
I know it's not that bad compared to some, but it was SO AWKWARD when it happened. Thankfully, I'm pretty well-regarded and liked within the group and I don't sperg out enough like that for it to be a problem.
>>25704254
I started writing a small rape chronicle in the rape thread but nobody was interested :(
>reminded of 10 years ago
>high school, last year, so close to being free
>"your entire oral grade will be based on this 15 minutes monologue. you have to roleplay a character from one of these 4 stories"
>mfw roleplayed an edgy ass philosophical king for 15 minutes to pass English
>be male
>be at work
>lay iPad down out in open walk off
>didn't look at screen
>dickpic.jpg left open on screen
>realize
>quickly pick up
>close out
>die inside
>>25705111
Hows that cringe? if i worked n starbucks and someone done that I'd laugh my ass off,
you a funny guy anon
>>25706337
you fucking sperg
now live with the shame
>>25704254
>ask a girl out
No, thats it. Not even in an autistic way. I just did it against by better judgement.
Dont play their game lads, it gets lonely but trying to appease women is retarded. I give up.
>>25704254
>Meet old high school gym coach at fucking Walmart
>He was always nice to me because he thought I was a legit retard
>"Hey anon, how's it going?"
>"YEAH."
I want to die.
>>25708143
>"how's it going?"
>"YEAH."
Ohh. Anon.
>>25708143
Kek , at least he didn't regret being nice to you
>wagecuck
>end of quarter / end of year
>working 13 hrs/ a day
>starting to hallucinate pretty much
>walking down escalator on the proper side
>hear someone make a noise at my as I walk down
>they click their tongue and make exaggerated grunts
>turn around and scream "WHAT?" as if I'm ready to fight him
>he looks confused and scared
>looks ahead with gf and keeps walking trying to avoid eye contact
>start to question whether or not he actually said anything
>no sure anymore
>try to apologize
>he's ignoring me
>walk fast and run into the metro
i am an autist
>>25706337
shit son, there is no coming back from that. man how could that happen...
>>61695283
Asked crush of mine if she was a lesbian
>>25705641
this is seems like every dream ive ever had
>>25704254
I told a girl on Facebook (who I hadn't physically seen in a year) that I loved her.
She replied with ":)"
>attend friends bday party with another friend whose mom drops us off and picked us up
>was sick beforehand after eating vicks rub like a dumbass
>drink cheap shitty whisky
>hurl in my parka in the car on the way home
>>25706778
>class ends, tell my teacher i love him out of habit
did anyone else accidentally call their teacher's "mom" or "mommy" at some point?
it was some of the most humiliating shit i've ever done, and i can't even green text it because all i remember is saying it and the crushing feeling of embarrassment afterward
>>25709321
>eating vicks rub
>>25709393
>tfw you got really attached to your teachers
>tfw they've probably forgotten about you
why is life so cruel?
>>25709416
it helps my sore throat and bad fake tooth. only downsides it that it can completely fuck my stomach up for a little while.
>>25705769
Fuck that. Just walk in and sit down. You pay for that shit.
>>25706337
holy shit
take that as a lesson to never and I mean never boy
do any dumb ass cringe shit like that again
I never thought gangnam style was funny
even then dont do it around people you've never even met
only around people who you've known for years
>>25706337
maximum kek friend, that's some autismal shit if I've ever seen it
>>25706337
look at it like this, at least you had the balls to try something.
it's not your fault that your autism led you to experiment with a terrible idea.
>>25705846
he's probably in high school
>>25706337
Don't feel shame anon, you where just too wild for them. Don't change
