*knock knock*
Hey son, I think we need to have a talk about your living arrangements...
>WTF GET OUTTA MY HOUSE NIGGER
>>25704209
NO NO NO NO GO AWAYYYYY
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
pls daddy i'm scared
>>25704209
"Are you kicking me out again? No it's fine, I understand"
*ring*
"Hi mum, can I come live with you? Dad kicked me out again. What, why'd he kick me out..? He uhhh, can't afford to keep me anymore. Yes I have been trying to get a job, it's just really hard with no experience and no qualifications. Alright thanks mum, I'll be over soon. I love you"
Repeat this in reverse in about 6-10 months.
I'd rather talk about my din-din
>>25704320
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ERzPFCE7B0
Oh yes, I know where this is going.
I'm fairly sure my dad isn't black. You most certainly don't belong here. Wait there while I call the police.
>>25704246
>>25704378
Oh boy he's acting up again, looks like we're gonna have to put the shock collar back on.
"No son, bad, bad. You can't use the potty words."
Sure, c'mon in. Is this about how long you'll be staying? Because, hey, your my dad, man. You can stay as long as you'd like.
>>25704209
What, you're not okay with me having moved out? The fuck are you doing here anyway? And do you have revitiligo like Uncle Ruckus?
MOMMY WHY THE FUCK IS NEW DADDY STILL HERE, I WANT HIM TO LEAVE FUCKING REEEEEEEEEEEEE
What's with the black dad picture? You know like 90% of the people who come here are white right?
Moshi moshi
Beitu desu
>>25706362
>Not have a black cuck daddy
>mfw I'm actually new daddy. My gfs son is turning into a robot. He shits himself and she just says he has a weak bowel or something. He also reeee's he's only 7 but he'll be a fine robot one day.
Textless posts are not allowed family
>>25706362
>90 percent white
White anons actually believe this. Sorry we already made you the minority on r9k too.
>>25704209
Who the fuck are you and what are you doing in my house?! I'm calling the cops!
>>25704209
>i think you need to shut the fuck up, nigger
>>25706362
He just fits the role of concerned father so well. He transcends race. Also, whites cant be robots.
