>I put on my mop and my daisy dukes and walk around like I'm about to shit myself all the time

The idea of being a proud prison bitch is ridiculously funny to me.

What the fuck, they got orange caps in prison. Ayy

>>25702845
>get anus torn apart and all kinds of STD's

XD

>>25702871
look nigga some ones gotta take one for the team and give up some booty.

now we can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way, the choice is yours

>>25702759
why not just make cells single units to stop a bit of the raping

>>25702915
because american prisons are overcrowded i heard some got to the point where they have 3 to cell

>>25702759
no you
(o-oc)

>>25702759
>>25702845
>>25702871
>>25702913
this is just way too funny, like it's some kind of comedy sketch

>>25702871
More than Jim Morrison and James Bond combined.

>"okay see you later then"
>go join white power prison gang
>they shank him for me

>>25703562
>go join white power prison gang
>they kick your teeth in and rape you themselves
ftfy

Jails are pretty lenient with what you can do. Just isolate any trouble makers and show them you aren't soft. The other guards won't let you lose. Chances are the nigger would change his tune the second you reach for your stick. I don't work corrections but mental health is very similar. When you put on gloves they know shit is about to go down and try to fix it. At that point it's too late though, it's haldol party time.