You are locked from this thread if you have ever
>had a meaningful discussion with a girl
>had prolonged eye contact with a girl
>had a sexual encounter with a girl
>enjoyed the company of girls
>had a female friend
>held a girl's hand
>kissed a girl
or if you are female.
Haha loner
>>25702023
Lvl 34 wiz checking in, cheers!
23 yo kissless robot checking in
>>25702328
I am your apprentice
>>25702023
Man, this world sure is fucked. Didn't even held a girl's hand, neither had fucking eye contact. Damn.
>>25702023
Jesus christ you fucking nigger you made me realise I haven't even had prolonged eye contact with a girl. I mean I've had eye contact during regular conversation, but nothing that I wouldn't have with dudes.
Have had meaningful conversations I guess, but one was an attention whore who'd never fuck me and the other was a lesbian girl (I knew beforehand).
Lvl 20
2/3 way there.
>>25702023
Who is that qt pie?
Bump.
Originality pls.
wew level 25
Many of those are redundant. If the former applies, you're already also rules out by the latter
If you're female, you sure
>had prolonged eye contact with a girl
And if you kissed a girl you had sexual contact
>>25704798
I don't know what your parents taught you, but sex has *not* occurred the minute your lips touch. As for the rest of them, none are redundant. For instance, I could have had a female friend without making prolonged eye contact with her, as I've never made eye contact with any of my male friends. I could have fucked a girl without having a meaningful discussion. I could even have fucked a girl or had one as a friend without enjoying her company.
btfo
I only kissed whores, can i post?
>>25704933
I'm not sure if you're bad at listening of bad at logic, but I never said that e.g. fucking a girl implies enjoying her company. I've given concrete examples of redundancy. E.g. one could have left
>being a female
out of the list, because they will always either have held a girls hand or had long eye contact with one. Otherwise they lived on an island and talked to nobody.
And kissing is sexual contact, op didn't say
>have sex
he said, quote
>had a sexual encounter with a girl
8/10 for making me reply
I'm so afraid that I will be alone forever. I just want to be able to tell a girl how good she looks. How much I care about her. I want to be able to love someone. That's all I want. I don't want to be alone. Please.
>>25705032
To you're entire first point, that's why I included "OR are a female" as a female might feel that she is exempt from the list by way of her gender for the reasons you stated. You know how they are.
>kissing is sexual contact
Only in a sexual context. It may also be used as a greeting or farewell. A peck on the cheek can hardly be construed as sexual.
>>25705097
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5C_99XJqIs4
This man has a wife.
>>25705097
I wish I still wanted that, anon. It gave me hope. I hope you find someone, or at leats hold onto that wish.
>>25704990
I wouldn't think so.
>>25702023
Who is this cute girl?
>>25702023
>had a meaningful discussion
>with anyone
>ever
>in 19 years
I won't even say I just "think" this never happened to me. I'm fucking sure this never happened to me, ever.
By discussions and eye contact, I assume you mean the flirtatious kind, because it's kind of hard to have never talked to a girl growing up ffs.
>>25702023
>kissed a girl
>had a sexual encounter with a girl
I was 6, she was too, and she played house with me and got me to go down on her before she gave me oral, does that still count? I didn't even get hard.
>tfw stutterer
>"H.......H...H-H-H-Hey"
>her face when
>>25707810
>lost virginity at 6
>posting on /r9k/
pick one
>>25707861
That's not fair I haven't had sexual contact since and I didn't understand it when it was happening.
>>25707903
you can post, that doesn't even count.
I on the other hand don't even know what I'm doing on r9k
>>25707854
>Her face when I'm within a three mile radius of her
EVERY. FUCKING. TIME.
>>25702328
lvl 18 approved wizard joining in
I hope to rank up to grand wizard one day.
>>25703662
is this thread bait?
>>25702023
>>had a meaningful discussion with a girl
yes
>>had prolonged eye contact with a girl
yes
>>had a sexual encounter with a girl
no
>>enjoyed the company of girls
yes
>>had a female friend
i dont know we are really friends
>>held a girl's hand
no
>>kissed a girl
no
OP some of this questions are bullshit i have the right to be hear just for not kissing a girl is impossible to never make eye contact with a woman or have a discussion
>>25703604
>tfw you will never experience anything like this
It's cold. It's really, really cold.
>>25708481
Does it count if you kissed your cousin when you were young?
>>25708508
i dont know ask OP not me
>>25707757
>impossible to have never talked to a girl
>>25708481
impossible to never make eye contact with a girl
You are incorrect.
>>25702023
hey OP you fgt
does this count
>>25708508
>>25708607
How unless one time in your you must make a contact with a women please some robot can tell if he spend his entire life time without making eye contact with a woman
>>25702023
>>had prolonged eye contact with a girl
Once
>>had a sexual encounter with a girl
hopefully soon
>>enjoyed the company of girls
? that's gay fuck off
>>had a female friend
i have friends but they are not that close more like the "yeah i know her" type
>>held a girl's hand
no
>>kissed a girl
Cheek kissing only (greeting).
New semester starts next week. Hopefully i get my first gf by valentine's
>>25709030
>enjoying a girls company
>gay
why do you want to have sex if you won't enjoy it?
>>25702023
Nobody can't be this of a loser, please tell me you are baiting.
>>25708508
>>25708654
why do you care so much that you had to post twice?
>>25707903
Was bragging not enough? Fucking normalfags, I swear to fucking god.
>>25702023
>>had prolonged eye contact with a girl
It's overrated, OP.
Is it weird that I kind of want to get a gf/have sex, but think actually having a gf would suck? I don't want to get a 'real' gf because women are boring, and I don't want to just fuck some slut because I'd probably cum after five seconds.
>>25709250
My problem's similar, except I consider myself to be the boring one, not women.
I basically just want something I can cuddle and have sex with on demand.
>>25709301
Me too, friend. I just want a girl to be nice to me and sometimes cuddle/have sex with.
>>25709250
Same bro. I don't even want a gf. I like being alone and most people just end up boring me. I just wanna fug, and I would have to if I had a bigger dick.
Forever micro
>>25709135
i am, fuck off notmalshit
I just want someone to sleep with, in the literal sense.
Why am I not allowed? I got lucky once now I'm going to die alone
>>25709744
If it happened once, it can happen again.
>>25709757
>getting struck by lightning twice
You guys are lucky. Knowing what you're missing makes it much worse
>>25709794
this is ebin bait guaranteed to trigger robots
[TRIGGER WARNING]
>>25709848
too late. already triggered
>>25702023
Please stop posting hideous women3DPDon my board
