Anons knocking at your door
Wojak throws you a M-16
>ready to go buddy?
Pepe is waiting for us in the armored jeep
>>25701893
p-pls no
>>25701893
i would love to see those piss bottles in action.
>>25701923
it's now or never
>>25701946
but I'm still not ready
I'll fuck everything up
>>25701893
I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE DOING BUT I'M READY AS FUCK FOR IT
Nah, it's not their fault I lost the genetic lottery.
I'd appreciate it if you could shoot me in the head before leaving though.
>>25701893
I want to know why one of you have a hammer nailed to the face
>Toss it back
>grab FAL from closet
Okay let's go
>>25702030
>tfw you see stacy crying on the floor over dead Chad, you still have one bullet, and Pepe is watching you from far
>tfw you miss on purpose
>>25702083
It's the thrill of the hunt, the excitement before striking
>>25702089
>not using both, one in each hand
>>25702059
>heretics
absolutely disgusting
>>25701893
BETA UPRISING IS NOW
TIME TO FUCK CHAD AND KILL STACY
>>25702059
no time for feels no more
>If you are not with us, then you are our enemy
>tfw Elliot tells you these are your first steps from the underworld
>M-16
kill yourself
>>25701893
Reminds me of the fans in Hotline Miami 2
> tfw no group of people to go on murder rampages with at night
Whats our soundtrack robots? We can't just do this in silence, what do you want playing in the jeep?
>>25702698
Either https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3UGNFUIiV4 or https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkLvpt9Z3fA
>>25702542
Well, you think we would give you top tier machines without even knowing you? rookie
>>25702698
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3A-lJQlrmk
unironically
>>25702720
these are good, pretty good to kill
>>25701893
Anyone want to get together build a compound in the woods and prepare for the uprising?
>>25702853
the uprising would be the only reason to stay alive in 2016
>>25701893
>tfw normies gon die
>pic related, it s my crush
>>25702782
THERES NO DASH YOU FUCKING IGNORAMUS AN M16 IS NOT A REAL GUN ITS M16A1 M16A2 M16A3 or M16A4 YOU FUCKING NOGUNZ NORMIE FAG
>>25702895
YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP , YOU THINK I CARE ABOUT THE GUNS, THE FUCKING GUNS???!!! THIS IS WHY YOU ARE A SHUT IN LOSER, BECAUSE YOU CARE ABOUT THE FUCKING DETAILS. JOIN ME OR DIE IN A FIRE YOU PARASITIC SCUM.
>>25702895
>>25702962
STOP ARGUING WE'RE IN THIS FUCKING BOAT TOGETHER, WHY FIGHT AGAINST EACH OTHER WHEN WE CAN FIGHT AGAINST THE NORMIESCUM! WHO THE FUCK CARES HOW IT'S CALLED, AS LONG AS IT KILLS IT'S FINE!
>>25702893
what about after the uprising, when there are no more normies left? we kill each other? or we re build civilization?
calm down guys.
Tonight. The normies die.
>>25702962
NO BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO EXPERIENCE AND KNOWING YOU YOULL END UP NDING ME YOU FUCKING FAGGOT
HAVE FUN FLINCHING AND GETTING SHOT WHEN SOMEONE RETURNS FIRE FAGGOT
>>25703019
>>25702962
>>25702895
bomb is set guys
>>25703022
This
What would happen when only 'robots' remain? the ones that get thefembotswould be the new normies
>>25702059
now is not the time for fear, that comes later.
>>25703054
FUCK YOU YOU PROBABLY DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO WIRE THE MOST BASIC OF IEDS
>>25703040
J-just grab whatever gun you want, they are in the trunk.
>>25703100
ooh ho ho, nice I want the blue one
>>25703067
I can see trough the lies of the normies!
they just want us to submit and the they'll strike!
>>25703067
>What would happen when only 'robots' remain? the ones that get thefembotswould be the new normies
>leaving fembots alive
its the future you choose
>>25703100
WHERES THE FUCKING AMMOOOO REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>25703067
FEMBOTS ARE NORMIES
THEY'LL GO DOWN WITH THE REST OF THEM
THE SURVIVING ROBOTS - MEN - WILL BE THE FINAL GENERATION
DEATH TO THE NORMIES! DEATH TO HUAMNITY!
>>25703140
I see we are prepared, good
Ohhhhhhhhhhh he ain't my boy but the brother is heavy
>>25703140
>DEATH TO THE NORMIES! DEATH TO HUAMNITY!
SOUNDS LIKE A PLAN
>>25703135
There's literally boxes of it on the bottom, you dolt.
>>25703427
THATS ENOUGH TO KILL ALL OF 20 PEOPLE FAGGOT
>>25702116
Damn man. This sounds pretty dank.
Alright, let's do this. Not like I have anything else to look forward to.
>>25702116
>You get pulled aside
>"Don't worry about it brother, everyone makes mistakes"
>Slowly turn to the Stacey
>"Isn't that right, whore of Chad?"
>Robots rush her and this takes place https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKu6Y7FtgF4
>Ends with her getting stomped into a pile of bloody pulp
>>25703022
We rename the Earth to 4chan.
We built continents for overarching boards and nations for boards proper. In the glorious state of R9K, we enslave what is left of normies to make us tendies every day. In R9keyia, women are agaisnt the law and being one gets you the vaginal punishment - having your vaging cut off by a vagina gillotine. The only way to avoid that is to volunteer to be a breeder. Each new child is judged at the age of 12, if they are a normie, they become a slave, if they are a Robot or Wojak, they get to live the neet life. The country has two politic parties, Robotists and Wojakrats, and many clubs with politically-artists foci, such as creating reaction images, altering pepes or composing greentexts. Each year, from the political parties and clubs is chosen the Council of the Edgy and the Council of the Wizards. The Edgy Council has more immediate power, and gets to rule in the matters of war and civil dispute, while the Wizard Council govern the peaceful aspects of the public life.
Continue?
>>25703687
I want this to happen actually. Only pepe should be removed. He is a normie meme now. And nothing from the normies shall remain in that world.
>>25703732
No anon, there will be no normies no more. We will liberate Pepe from the normies, take back what has always been rightfully ours. We will reclaim the normiebook servers and use them instead to host 4chan 2.0, we take back all the internet and its memes and streams, for we are the progenitors. The normie scum may have infested the internet, but they can never truly make it theirs. Once their filth is washed away with their blood, everything will be ours for the taking. We will venerate the first pepe and the originalfags in the Temple of Moot the Cuck, whom we owe in spite of his cuckery. On the altar of the old /b/ I will personally lay the Banner of Desu and wear the Garb of Suiseiseki to become the headpriest of the Originalfags!
>>25703549
do you have the raped reporter in egypt videos? I cant find anything if I just look for raped reporter
but im drunk af right now lmao
>>25703849
That sounds good.
Continue please.
>>25703849
How will you determine who lives, and who dies? Also, if we live in peace and harmony, we'd lost our essence and we wouldnt be robots anymore
If we are claiming titles, I want the high lord memester rank, the highest of course
>>25703934
The head of the R9K state will be the Eldest Wizard. Since there will be no wymyn in R9Keya, beside the slavebreeders, who will only be accesses by the lowst of Neets, the wizard population will skyrocket. Soon, we will have more magical power than any other nation of 4chan. Our millitary power will even exceed that of /fit/ and /pol/. We must prevent their coalition, for the christian spirit in a ripped body is a dangerous engine of destruction indeed. Perhaps the war could be safely won with the use of the /b/ meatshield. In the end, we have our Elder Wizard, whose powers, boosted by 90years of virginity, are so godlike no Chirst-chan could compare.
It is imperative that we, the R9K rule the 4chan. It is our destiny, for no other board truly emobides the spirit of the chan as well as we do, while indeed some come close. I propose we let the /lit/s be scholars and scientiest, and make our /a/ brethren our entertainers. However, /fit/ /soc/ /out/ and their likes must be eliminated lest they help restore the normie population, /pol/ must be kept in check, and I propose we control Hitler II. the Kikesquasher with magic and vidya.
/b/ should eventually become the drones of our cities, once the normie population is worked to death. They have a high % of femanons, (so does /a/) which will allow us to gradual replenish our breeder population from their ranks as we expand.
In order for our new NEETs not to forget the atrocious past, we will build museum of the normalfags, with terrible statues of chad and stacy and documentaries about the disgusting shallow society of half-human monkeys. ALL HAIL R9KEYIA
>>25704264
hail hailI'll just drop this: /mlp/ has the most devastating chemical and psychological warfare: cum dumps, haunting tulpas, not to mention the deadly melee capabilities armed with the horsecocks
>>25704264
>tfw R9Keya never
Sounds good tbqh.
But why make /lit/ the scholar's and scientists? I would rather have /sci/. They are actually smart unlike /lit/.
And where do we get our weapons? I suppose /k/. But there comes the question, what will be the currency of the chan? We would somehow need to pay them for the weapons.
Also I really wonder what /v/ will be up to.
>>25704529
/v/ will become one with the Vidya and disappear from this realm.
The 4chan currency is obviously tide to the church of the Originalfags, or in the case of the heretics, the church of the Bunney
>>25704640
what if I dont like chinese cartoons
>>25704658
YOU WILL HONOUR THE ORIGINALS, LEST YOU FACE THE MIGHTY REEEE OF THE EDGELORD COUNCIL
down for whatever let's ride let's ride
>>25704529
>what will be the currency of the chan?
/biz/ here
pepecoins are the official cryptocurrency
>tfw you see all this r9kya bullshit after the uprising
>tfw you see robots insulting each other
>tfw you drop a final nuke on the robot camp
>tdw Judas kill myself
>>25704264
ALL HAIL R9KEYIA
>>25704529
the currency will obviously be (you)s
Let us go then, claim territories on other boards!
It is the decReee of the Edgelords that we must prepare for the war-beta! ALL HAIL R9KEYIA
>>25705214
I support this
We must make original content, the better our shitpost the more (you) we get
>there will never be a serial killer who leaves rare pepes at the scenes of his murders
>>25702059
If you're not with us you're against us.
*BLAM*
>>25705447
>implying
watch the international news tomorrow, anon
>jaM-16
No thanks
Crazyhorse to Pepe, give me a second i've got to go get my boombox.
Over
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFPeID3HrUE
>>25702698
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qXmxVySMzw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIpyBeBpC74
>yfw last october won't be the last time /r9k/ makes history
watch the news in the next few weeks
>tfw lurking /k/ and watching basic firearms maintenance & handling and technique for small arms for weeks
Snake and Bill Burr were right, in this age the internet is the finest tool available.
Sure it isn't hands on practice, and I can't feel the weight of the steel in my own hands and have the hand eye coordination to a T and not snag my finger while doing routine operations and learn from it.
But there was not a single other time when you could sit on your ass wrapped in a blanket learning to load, clean, fire, and dissasemble revolvers and pistols while eating oreos.
When the happening happens. I'll be waiting.
>>25705447
Let's see normalfags keep it on social media now.
>>25701893
>you will never go on an adventure with fellow robots
>>25701893
>*battlefield theme plays in background*
>>25705904
And do what?
Stab them in the back like you'd feel almost compelled to do? in some L'appel du vide realization that this is reality?
>>25705904
>tfw remember this one thread less than a year back
>some absolute madman on /r9k/ was going off about how he wants to have us all pitch in to buy a ship and sail the seas
>everyone in the thread was at first saying it's a stupid idea, but then warming up to it
>people were starting to plan out how it would work, how we'd get money, some methhead said he would cook on the ship and sell it to people on land
>i wrote a note about it in my journal that said this is really going to happen and that i will definitely become a pirate in the future
>thread dies
>still here
Fuck. I just want an interesting life.
>>25705950
>Stab them in the back like you'd feel almost compelled to do?
Sorry, but we aren't niggers like yourself. Please remove yourself from this board.
>>25706035
>We will never sail the seas as merchants, earning our living by traveling to many different places and living on the same boat
>>25706076
I'm sorry, i'm projecting.
I have little trouble dealing with arguable psychopathic tendencies. But I have them sometimes none the less. Besides, I don't think I could really actually trust you unless you told me you were at least a bit curious about putting a bullet in me 'just because', Hell I won't fucking be too happy about it if I don't die.
But It's not like I won't have the inkling to respect the camaraderie of our nature to act upon arbitrarily destructive thoughts. I might even smile in my mind. Like this guy gets me, haha, I was just about to shoot him. Well no matter, he got me first. Rascal.
>>25706078
Just what is the point
>>25706035
>tfw you will never become a real life one piece pirate
>>25706109Despite what's coming, I still like your idea.
>>25706035
That ALWAYS happens to big ideas anons get. There was one thread where somebody was going to buy a flooded missile silo for a bunch of anons to live. Thread dies. Dead. Idea for a comic/manga/LV/LN? No dedicated artist. Dead.
>>25706109
Wholly shit, are you me?
I literally can't stop talking about how I want to travel back in time and become a pirate
Secular Islam: The Thread
>>25703468
That's at least 50 rounds in each box, are you retarded? Ammo is small.
I just really like rum and flintlock pistols
>>25706226
Is that a factt?
>>25706226
>tfw you spend all day playing assassins creed blag flag and watching one piece but you will never be a real pirate
>>25701893
Well, It's about time.
*Grabs kitchen knife*
You never know.
Is One Piece actually good? A friend showed me it and I thought it looked retarded to be honest.
Although I only started watching anime a week ago, watched Spice and Wolf and thought it was fucking amazing.
>>25706259
They're literally hand cannons, of course I like them
>>25706267
>>25706330
I really liked it until something around episode 300, there's a huge change on the thematic but I'll always be a faggot fanboy for it, I'll probably watch it when It endsif it ever ends amirite
>>25706389
>I really liked it until something around episode 300, there's a huge change on the thematic but I'll always be a faggot fanboy for it, I'll probably watch it when It ends if it ever ends amirite
Right but why do you like it
Don't just say you like it and leave it at that you shitlord
>>25706389
Just picked this baby up a few months back. Good buy.
But more like goodbye for these normalfags, I'll let you have my older model as a token of good faith.
>tfw everyone in this thread is on a list
>>25706420
>Right but why do you like it
No one really LIKES one piece.
Here's how it goes. People ages 18-29 who watch it merely almost feel obligated to or just ensnared.
Being so because of the 4kids dub we watched growing up as children. If it hooked you then, by the time you became an older adolescent you realized they had butchered it to censorship shit. And when you became aware enough of how to search up the original sub, you entered a new trial. Thus the third tier of the one piece trials. After getting into it as how it was supposed to be watched you have to suffer through it until it reaches the Crocodile arc 100 episodes in nearly where 4kids stopped once they realized the core of the anime would begin to be uncensorably violent, covering themes of global corruption and canon murder.
And then once you're hooked and generally invested you just keep watching, because you just want to see how it ends, and you had already waiting long enough through the previous trials.
No one really LIKES one piece, they're just in too deep to fucking stop watching, like an acquired taste addiction. You're conditioned to like it. You can't WANT to like it.
>>25706604
Well, thanks for the warning.
I guess I won't watch it.
>>25706639
join us anon
>>25706639
Seriously. These days the ritual of having to hunker down to watch this shit every saturday creates a pic related reaction at least 2 twice every other episode.
It's confirmation bias, to hear how some of this shit sounds going down from people who haven't been invested from the start makes me understand why they don't like it.
Honestly, fucking rubber protagonist trumps the shit out of everyone? And the art style compared to every other mainstream anime out there makes it look like a fucking joke.
>>25706604
I never really watched 4kids as a kid, and I personally love one piece. Each episode builds onto the story bit by bit, and it becomes pretty fascinating to see what will happen next and just how strong the characters can get.
>>25706420
It was light hearted, fun to watch, nice fights, interesting plot at times, the bad guys always had some power or trick that made them superior and the characters had to defeat them in some way that wasnt just punching them to death with the power of their friends
But basically what >>25706604 says, it's nostalgia. Still, I consider it good enough until episode 300ish... hell, whenever happened the Frank thing
Also >>25706443 thanks anon I'll kill one normie in style
>Out of the 365 days I go out to a club/pub maybe 5-10 nights at the most.
>I'm going to be killed with all the actual normies
This is the life of a failed normie/cyborg.
>>25702048
Ultra-Newfag detected: beta uprising is happening.
stop
don't you know you're making the normies nervous?
>>25706761
>one normie in style
??? You claim to watch one piece but don't understand how pistols work
>>25706788
A beta revolution is impossible though. If betas were actually willing to leave their basements and fucking do something, they wouldn't be beta in the first place
You guys are beta for even pretending about this shit
>>25706879
>implying that carrying a belt of flintlock guns isnt my childhood dream
I only have one and I'll probably miss. Unless we're on the anime world of course
>>25701893
I have arguably the best CQC weapon that is most effective against unarmored targets on this board.
A 1968 Remington 870 Wingmaster (Cadillac of pump shotguns) with a 10 shot magazine.
I don't want your M16 Wojak.
>>25706941
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGaNqiGTpoI#t=145
Just make your shots count son, shoot these normalfags while they're vulnerable.
Nothing wrong with packing lots of firepower.
Also i'd love to have Mr.5's gun. imo i'd like to have his DF out of any of them in the entire fucking series. Shame they did little with his character when the arc ended.
>>25706155
>pirate AC: Black Flag
>play it all the time
>sing along with my crew as they sing sea shantys
This fucking feel, man.
>>25701893
One last fap before I go please
>>25706639
On second thought...
Go ahead. Start watching...
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1kGxlxfw7xW
>tfw the beta uprising keeps getting postponed
>>25702698
either:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbAve81ptEE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsdawgd0azk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-kN5pVjnmLw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DohRa9lsx0Q
Or.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PhdeWlGpwS0
>>25701893
wojack, whatever happens i want to thank you for giving me a shot at glory. Anything is better then dieing alone and angry or full of regret.
>>25702698
ho9909, that will freak normies the fuck out
this is what we wanted.
last normie standing, bitch!
>>25709224
Normies are no more
>beta uprising begins falling into place
After normies are enslaved:
>New Beta Reich overruns shit boards, /mlp/ being first to burn followed by all the rest
>we enslave chads while living the NEET life
>we employ /v/ to make us new quality vidya
>we use /a/ to make us quality animu and mango
>/k/ is allowed free reign of use of their guns on normies, but only to be used to keep them in check and not to kill, as slaves are valuable
>enslave /fit/ to keep us from dying at an early age as overweight neckbeards, instead we are average sized neckbeards
>any board not of use to us is eradicated
>normiebook is destroyed and replaced with MemeBook
>pepe is liberated from the normies
A robot can dream
>me at school
>normies walk up to me
>"whats ur name for spanish class?" (we got to choose a nickname"
>"e-el d-d-diablo"
>"lol what does that mean?"
>"t-t-the devil"
>"lol ur not the devil ur like the queen bee stupid"
>feelings hurt
>what do I do to get revenge on normie scum?
Lets do this shit faggots!!!
>>25706035
I would be honored to join you robots and sail the high seas.
One day maybe.
