>enter elevator
>see this
>"I'm going to tell everybody you raped me"
what do you do?
>>25700833
Haha good luck with that.
>>25700833
rape her obviously
>exit elevator
>>25700833
Assuming she said that the second the lift doors opened, I'd start recording via my phone.
Uninterrupted footage until I get out of the lift, standing the opposite side of the lift.
>>25700833
well i might as well actually rape you then. get the fuck over here bitch. imma teach you a lesson
>>25700833
Point at the CCTV and then leave.
>>25700833
>do nothing
"Bye."
>points to camera in elevator that every single elevator has for insurance reasons
Honey, I'm gay, there is a camera in the elevator and I just recorded you on my iPhone saying that because I was taking a Salf-V (video selfie)
"there's a camera"
>>25700833
Let her call the cops, get acquitted, then rape her.
>>25700833
In 15 seconds?
I would stop the elevator, pull out my phone, and record the entire thing assuring she is in the shot the entire time and that I never come close to her. Then I would open the elevator, record myself leaving, go back and rape the shit out of her.
When she attempts to accuse me I have my video evidence that says otherwise. Got some pussy, stuck it to a bitch. Fuck yeah.
>>25700833
bring my black chad friend over
>oh is that your friend, mmm nvm can I get his number instead
works everytime
My building's elevator has no CCTV in it, and there's rarely more than one person per trip.
She's dying in that elevator.
>>25700833
beat her unconscious and gouge out her eyes so she can't identify me. run away.
>>25700833
this is why you fuckers need to carry a sound/video recorder around women to protect yourself.
>>25700833
Then I'd hate to disappoint.
>walk in elevator
>see half nude broad
>for no reason
"I'm gonna tell everyone you raped me!!"
>Stop elevator
>punch her in the face
>get out iPhone
>Aerosmith
>love in an elevator plays
>I continuously beat her
>get off of elevator.
>I was living it up
>she went down.
>>25700833
>wear pic related
>unzip dick
>>25700833
Dead people can't talk...
On a serious note, has anyone had the experience where there's only one elevator, you and a woman are waiting, and she doesn't want to get int he elevator alone with you?
>>25700833
>rape that fucking bitch senseless
>>25701156
Fine bitch, don't get in because I am in the elevator. You have to wait longer and I get a cozy elevator to myself.
>>25701160
how do you rape someone senseless?
>>25700886
With a girl like that we would be lucky if we lasted that long while fucking her
>>25701156
This would make me happy
I am inconveniencing her and all I had to do was be male
>press every button to go to every floor
>press "close door"
>walk out and use the stairs
>>25701199
Simple, you deprive both you and her of all senses. No hearing, smelling, seeing, tasting, feeling. Nothing for anyone. That is raping someone senseless
>>25701230
>I am inconveniencing her and all I had to do was be a disgusting person who looks like a psychotic hobo who hasn't get a shower in 3 months
FTFY
>>25701199
just throw in few punches for good measure
>>25700833
shit acting abilities, cunt