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>29
>Never had a gf
>Kissless virgin
>Finally meet a girl for a date through OKC
>She's fat and very desperate, actually starts making moves on me in car
>This is it, gonna finally make it
>Pants come off, realize my penis is soft as fuck and shrunk down to its minimum size of a little over two inches
>Girl starts trying to get it up by playing with it using her hand but nothing happens
>Apologize and drop her off back at her house
>Mad as fuck, but think it was just a one off
>Go home and realize I still can't get erect
>Getting nervous now
>Take sleeping pills and tell myself it'll come back the next day
>Two months now and I haven't been able to get an erection once
>Too ashamed to see doctor
>tfw think my penis has actually died due to being without gf for so long
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Either grow up and see a doctor, or get past your need for sex.
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>>25699806
Well it wont get better by sitting around. Its what this anon said >>25699849
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>>25699806
get career
dont date manatees
get into situation where you can dominate
it will come back
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>>25699806
>>tfw think my penis has actually died due to being without gf for so long
Laughed hard at this
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That's some mind over matter shit. You probably need a shrink to solve your shrink, hehe.
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Buy some supplement like horny goat weed or viagra?
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>>25699806
your penis is disgusted by landwhale you chose for him and is on strike since then
srsly after 29 years of waiting you get him something like that?
get a decent looking escort and apologize to him
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>>25700044
>horny goat weed
Not even going to try and google this, but wtf??
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>>25699806
>Sup robotics hows it hanging
>my penis died
>shihtt
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>>25699806
are you obese and/or a heavy smoker? Are you a chronic masturbator?

If not it sounds like it was just psychological, what with her being fat and desperate
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>>25701179
Sounds more like ED if he still can't get an erection 2 months later.
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Go to your local darknet market, get big stack weed, adderal and viagra.
Buy healthy food.

Develop love for weed.
Run-walk-run-walk reward yourself with different hidden blaze spots while you recover for more run-walk.
Use adderal and viagra to ultrajerk when you take brake from fit scheldue to train your dick.
Eat as healthy as you can and drink tons of water.

Fast forward 2 years and you're chade , a mime or meme immitating a chad.

Get to it op!
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>>25701179

>obese

I'm a little over 300lb, but I think that's just average for modern American males desu.
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>>25702092
well you're fucked mang.
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It's cause you didn't find the right girl.
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