>Do you have any drugs on your possession sir
What do?
Swallow all the drugs when he turns away.
>>25696625
>Do you mind if i search you sir?
say no.
Decline any searches
ask if you're being detained and for what crime
leave
Do not at any point admit or even hint to any guilt. Its almost better to say absolutely nothing at all.
You're done faggot
>be high
>get pulled over
>any alcohol tonight sir
>no
>get breath tested
>thank you sir
>they leave
>continue driving high
Feels good man
yes, sir, this cup of coffee has caffeine in it, sir
>>25697424
PUT YOUR HANDS BEHIND YOUR BACK YOU SHITLORD. I NOW HAVE PLAUSIBLE EVIDENCE FOR THE POSSESSION OF ILLEGAL DRUG AND ILLEGAL DRUG PARAPHERNALIA
>>25696601
Tell them the truth.
You are not a degenerate drug user, are you anon?
Never carry more drugs than you can swallow at a moment's notice.
I'd never be asked this because I'm not a nigger.
I'm also not a some gutter crawling junkie, so I wouldn't have drugs.
>>25696601
>you see, officer, it's not TECHNICALLY illegal to have drugs *inside* of you. Once they are inside of you, they are a part of you.
>>25696601
Inform the officer of my medical marijuana card and two joints in my pocket and go on my merry way.
>>25698689
i'm a gorgeous white man who is well groomed. i have a gigantic bag of drugs in my drawer.
don't stereotype people, you pathetic shut-in :)
>>25698825
You're probably some anglo subhuman cur mixed with brown blood, not white. And you're a degenerate druggie too, who'd have thunked?
>>25698763
That's not how it works retard. You have to keep your shit in a lock box in the back of your car if you're driving with it. Have fun in jail.
>>25698868
my ancestors hail from prussia. i haven't used the drugs in about four months, i just have a bag of them.
>have thunked
if english is your first language you should be embarrassed.
>are you on any drugs
>are you suicidal
fuck you cops stop asking this
>>25698948
>my ancestors hail from gypsy land, where everyone is a cur from nobody knows where
I'm literally LMAOing at your life, Tyronikis.
Grow a painful tumor and die.
>>25699014
>everyone in germany is a mongrel
am i having a stroke right now? precisely how retarded are you? do you think prussia and russia are the same thing?
wtf am i reading.png
>"No sir"
>"do you mind if I search"
>"sure, go ahead. Mind the porn"
>>25699082
No, everyone in Germany is some kind of paki or another.
Stop posting, normalfag.
>>25696601
Lie and pretend you have nothing to hide you retard.
In the ass, for sure pass
>>25699121
where, pray tell, are true white people?
>normalfag
>haven't been outside in a week
k
>>25698945
No you dont son
>>25699167
Not in Germany.
>not going outside makes me a robot XD
Get out, normalfag.
>>25699167
you're being trolled dipshit
>>25699217
>I disagree, therefore he is a le troll xD :^)^))^)
>>>/reddit/
Get out, normalfag.
>>25699167
haha i hate blacks hahaha
