Mischief
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Who /mischief/ here ?
>be me
>medieval times
>son of a respected noble lord
>peasent woman and peasant boy are always kissing in secret
>decide to marry peasant woman
>her parents accept it because they're poorfags
>catch girl seeing guy
>execute both of them for it
All according to my plan
you're trying too hard there op
heheh epic greenposting xD
>>25694266
>be me
>virgin faggot
>learn magic to help me not be such a virgin
>big day is here
>turn 2 fish and 2 bread in to lots of fish and bread
>normie fags hate this
>try and kill me
>TFW get crucified
>all part of plan
> wake in tomb
>start beta uprising becAuse im still a virgin
>>25694266
iktf bro
>first summers market gathering of the year
>peasant roastie selling some shitty pies
>ask for a pie
>peasant puts 5 pies in my basket
>i say i only want one
>roastie says 'you touched it its sold'
>i buy the pies then
>switch one of them for a ratmeat pie right before i bite into it
>spit it out, show everyone the rat's head and tail inside
>peasant pie seller is put in stocks
>people loot the pie stall and throw her own shitty pies at her
I told you i know that feel
>>25694266
so fucking fake
>>25694335
was jesus born a virgin?
>>25694392
>>25694313
I wanted to try something, not like l can sink lower right?
>>25694266
This is the reason we need stratified societies.
Love the idea of the thread.
>>25694335
You're such a virgin even your mom is a virgin. VIRGIN
