ITT: how to treat women
youre retarded and no one cares
What a beautiful soul
>>25690871
>talk like an illiterate to children
Yes you are correct.
Getting worse
>>25690871
>>25690911
epic, simply epic. you really showed her!
Holy fuck this not how you get nudes fucking idiot OP probably read some shitty PUA book
>>25690924
Lol do it op
>>25690924
You type like an idiot and your emojis are stupid, but your game is definitely not bad.
>>25690989
It is a strategy dumbass he need to type like a chad
these are obviously screen shots of some chad talking to some girl
it's ridiculous what women will go through just to be with a chad, and then have the nerve to complain about how "all men suck why aren't there nice guys out there"
fucking idiots, they thrive on drama. how sad
>>25690924
>being a total douche and pestering her
>any sane person would just end conversation
>she thinks its a test
fucking women
>>25691026
>you have to be retarded to get nudes from girls
>>25690871
did you go to TxSt and transfer out after a semester?that you JR?
>>25691026
I get girls and I don't type like that, though.
You can be cocky and playful without sounding like a dumbass, you know.
I don't know how anyone would find use of emojis cute or attractive. If any guy sent those to me, I probably wouldn't talk to him.
>>25691068
>women think they're smarter anyway
He loses nothing typing like a retard. Besides, it's weird, but he feels dangerous but she still feels in control that way.
>Don't ask why. Women are stupid.
>>25691088
Ur probably alot uglier then me tho lel
>>25691143
Wait
What just happened here?
>>25691143
Oh shit he's got her in the bag.
>>25691143
Maybe, maybe not. We'll never know.
>>25691143
Did I miss something?
How did you-
Why would she-
>>25691227
He had confidence and was upfront and assertive about what he wanted. Women like this.
If you want me to answer more questions I will.
>>25691227
If a girl is attracted to you, you can pretty much say or do whatever you want.
>>25691253
Yeah, this too.
His best line was at the beginning, "I didn't do anything wrong (emoji)"
That indicates both confidence and playfulness. If the girl is attracted to you, that's a very good line to use when being "inappropriate" (re: just what this slut wants from a hot Chad)
>>25691247
I want you to take of your fucking trip
>>25691253
This.
>>25691247
Not this.
"Confidence" only works because women are shit at gauging worth objectively, so they do so through others. If you think you're worth something she'll think you have worth, too. "Confidence" isn't sexy. The perceived value is.
>>25691247
>>25691280
How do I increase my confidence and conversation skills?
>>25691282
I just started this trip today after lurking 4chan for approximately 7-8 years. I kind of like it.
>>25691247
Okay I tried it. Sorry I can't cuss in text.
>>25691312
So you decided to jump straight from lurker to faggot?
Lurk moar newfag
Filtered.
>>25691318
lol wtf was that
>>25691300
Okay, well you just elaborated on why it's true, not that what I said was incorrect. But yes.
>>25691306
Fuck if I know, it came kind of naturally to me because of my very large and social family as well as pretty good genetics.
I'm going to go ahead and say practice though, because it applies to every skill. Improve your conversation through sheer practice (and willingness to make an ass out of yourself), and your confidence will go up as you get better. Once you learn how to give less of a shit by passing those initial hurdles, your confidence will increase because of that as well.
>>25691318
Perfect, don't change a thing.
>>25691341
Nah, I'd post replies occasionally too. Mostly lurking though. Thanks for letting me know you filtered me as if that's supposed to hurt me or something. Someone's taking the internet a little too seriously.
You're just some random amongst the thousands.
Are you the same guy who made a similar thread like this a while ago?
About a month ago
>>25691349
>Emojis
>Confident
Except you were wrong you stupid fucking asshole.
>>25691306
Op here, dont listen to these other anons telling you this and that, just dont be completely ugly and be aggressive with your words, get tinder and practice your game
>>25691347
>>25691369
That girl matched a week ago, what should I say to this girl that I just matched right now?
>>25691253
Girls decide if they will fuck you as soon as they meet you, so if your in then your in as long as you don't fuck it up by being a beta fag
>>25691382
Implying emojis are unconfident, or "beta"?
Confirmed for never talking to women. Women eat that shit up.
>>25691376
>You're just some random amongst the thousands.
See Irony for more information on your flawed opinions.
>>25691380
If you mean the tinder threads then yes I am the tinder rapist, if you need help pickup up sluts let me know i got you
>>25691391
>don't be ugly
10/10 advice
>>25691413
Instructions unclear.
Wait, I thought you filtered me?
>>25691401
>>25691424
Help me man, this girl is short I want her.
>>25691409
>>25690989
>You type like an idiot and your emojis are stupid
Jesus you're such a fucking loser.
If you're going to trip at least stand by what you say, dipshit.
>>25691349
>>25691391
How am I supposed to practice conversation? Just go up to random women and stammer like the autist I am, over and over again, until I get good?
>>25691401
Use my pickup line, it will work
>>25691454
Maybe I should've been more clear and said his emoji selection was stupid.
My bad.
>>25691449
>thinking that's the same person
>>25691464
>Just go up to random women and stammer like the autist I am, over and over again, until I get good?
Why not?
>>25691464
No, listen to that anon who told you to practice on Tinder. You'll have to actually go on Tinder dates too. Choose ugly women to start if you're super intimidated.
>>25691478
>Let me give you advice on conversation.
>Is shit at it.
>>25691464
Actually, yes, if you want to improve, that's the best way to do it, even if it's embarrassing as fuck in the beginning.
>>25691133
>>25691026
Spot the virgin everyone
>b-b-buh muh pua
>>25691501
LOL. Touche.
But it was sort of implied, right? I didn't say "emojis are stupid" I said "your emojis are stupid."
Meh.
>>25691507
>implying this is PUA
It's basic empathy. Surprise, surprise! Not all robots are psychotic or autistic. :^)
>>25691376
Fuck off. Take remove the special boy name tag. Do you expect people to say "oh wow there's devindi he's so smart and cool, upvoted!
>>25691475
That girl is a bowling ball holy fuck
>>25691475
Holy fuck she's fat nigga
>>25691559
Which is why I didnt reply haha
http://vocaroo.com/i/s022Ltm5RJJN
can't say i didn't try
>>25691550
Honestly, I kind of want people to know when I'm posting in a thread because it will make having actual discussions with people in threads easier for them, avoiding confusion about samefagging or maybe even some anon hijacking the conversation for fun and pretending to be me. It's happened before.
I just intend on not being a faggot trip so people don't hate me in the end.
>>25691143
I don't know why, but the alligator emojis made me laugh more than they should have
>>25691464
Practice with people you know first. Hopefully someone who wont make fun of you if you fuck it up.
Here have some hotter girls that I actually thought worthy of fucking
>>25691587
You're really crass, to be honest you must be incredibly good looking. Most guys can't get away with these lines specifically even though you have the right idea behind them at least.
OP are you this guy?
How can I contact you if I need tinder help?
>>25691449
If you're going to bait, using a tripcode is cheating. There's literally no value to it because tripfags automatically piss everyone off.
Get creative nigger
>>25691143
WHAT?
THIS ACTUALLY WORKS?
>>25691636
Tripfagging itself never really pissed me off. But most of them are idiots.
That eeyore guy seems to be okay.
>>25691578
>trip
>not being a faggot
You already failed the second part, so why hold on to the first?
>>25691661
Maybe you're right. But I think I make a valid point here.
>>25691578
>>25691634
Thats not me, but if you need help im always on 4chan every couple days, I fucked this girl on new years , I didnt even try on this one, she was just really horny
>>25691655
It pisses everyone off except those who don't see anything wrong with it. If you see nothing wrong with it, you're clearly new.
No tripag is okay. There is no justifying the usage of a tripcode, with the rare exception of it being both relevant to the thread it's used in AND only when used temporarily.
It's really simple, anon. If you're looking for replies, shitposting with a tripcode is the way to go. If you want to actually bait properly and experience the challenge, take the fucking trip off and post anonymously.
>>25691627
He seems to be hitting exclusively on latinas. They expect to be treated like this. Machismo is such a prevalent part of the culture that even the women practice it, and unless you can overcome her machismo with your own, you are done.
>>25691698
I'm not really trying to bait though, that's the thing.
>>25691698
hi friend! im new to this board :) guess im fresh off the robot production line LOL
>>25691697
so you talk to them like that on tinder and it works
what about when you actually meet them in RL? how do you talk then? and what do you talk about?
>>25691697
Can I have some way to contact you?
Also what are your stats? Race, height, weight. body, attractiveness.
>>25691716
dont worry, I got all kinds of races
>>25691784
What's on your bio?
I need better pictures, they always bring up that my pics didn't show I was 6'4 and they all have crappy lighting.
any tips?
Tfw your mom hammered respecting women really hard into your head and its perhaps the worst upbringing you can give.
>>25691779
How I act on tinder is basically how I act in real life, it also doesnt hurt that im not ugly
>>25691783
Im mexican/italian, 5'11 190lbs, moderately attractive
>>25691784
Katrina next. U know u wanna slide into that negative boob space like Martinez into third base.
>>25691784
>dat Alicia
>>25691587
The reptilian shape shifter strikes again
>>25690911
You were doing alright until you literally sent are a pepe, what the fuck is wrong with you
>>25691853
>>25691853
OP confirmed for aesthic as fuck
At 190 with a height of 5'11 you are really fucking built
>>25691401
White on rice
10/10 lines chad
>>25691475
>you had me at free chipotle
I'm actually talking to this girl I met online.We've exchanged pictures and agreed to meet. She said I was good looking, she's pretty fine herself (not smoking hot but fuckable). She says she never did anything like this before, that it was her husbands idea because he is out of town a lot.
We've arranged a date for a meet, we've been messaging on kik for a few weeks now... But lately I have a feeling that she is so disconnected, it's bumming me out. She rarely instagates messages, and when I talk about stuff she is just "yeah!" "or "fun =P", "sounds good!" that kind of shit. I want her to engage in actual conversation with me because I want to get to know her a bit better before we actually do meet up (i'm having doubts it'll happen, I think she'll flake) .
>>25692525
You're the one that's flaking. No one wants to be messaging forever. Set a time for today to meet her and fuck. she's already got a husband, she just needs some sexual attention, why do you need to have engaging conversation beforehand?
>>25691143
God, there have been so many times I would be talking to a girl and I would play it Mr. I'mNice and shit. Literally have some Tinder convo's that lasted weeks and the girls stop texting me altogether.
Farthest I did was "Let's meet up! i-if you w-want to" and I would never get a reply
Now I'm here reading this, seething with rage, because you're telling me I have to be completely straight forward and be agressive with my wording?!
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! The amount of times I could have already had sex! All these opportunities gone! GONE!!!!
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>>25692601
To calm her nerves a bit? To make her feel good about herself? I don't know. The time and date has been set, I don't want to ignore her for another 2 weeks just because?
>>25691253
>>25691406
These two posts are pretty much all you need to know about getting a gf. Hell, even if you are a beta, you can still get laid as long as you remember this. If a girl wants to fuck you, she wants to fuck you even if you go full autism so long as you don't embarrass her in public.
>>25691376
Welcome friendo :3
>>25691478
you can't listen to the fags desu
>>25691587
>so I can fuck you viscously
>viscously
Don't know if you mean viciously or not but either way it kinda works and keks were had.
>>25692632
How fucking stupid are you? The sole purpose of Tinder is to fuck each other, and you attempt deep intellectual conversation? No wonder they got bored and stopped replying, moron.
>>25691528
>implying PUA material is psychotic or autistic
There are autists in this thread, but OP is not one of them.
>>25691587
>lmaoo
Dear God.
Friend of mine does this all the time & it works. sometimes i let him talk on my tinder but i can't keep from cringing when reading what he sends.
It's also realy weird if he says something like, i'm going to destroy you when i have small penis.
The alligator emojis are hilariously [s4s] tier.
>>25691312
Isn't it beautiful, the seething rage of a thousand angry manchildren who simply can not deal with someone using an unimpersonatable name?
I feel the need to clear something up but I'm too lazy to type
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0JGOCQbaWK1
This is the real reason why it worked
>>25693368
Anon you actually have a pretty nice voice, have you looked into broadcasting or voiceover work?
>alligator or crocodile emoji
BUT WHAT DOES IT EVEN MEAN?
WHAT DO THE CROCODILIANS MEAN MASON?
>>25693395
http://vocaroo.com/i/s10NiDnJC95a
>>25691502
This. This worked for me. I was completely autistic with conversation and now I can pop up to a table of 5 women without any problems.
>>25692655
Do mother fucker. You arent supposed to talk to her everyday for those two weeks, only like 3 separate days, so she still knows who you are but you arent talking every day.
>>25693607
or just make youtube videos and become next potionseller
>>25692632
Tinder is a hookup app, not a dating app. If you're not dtf then GTFO.
>>25690871
Reminds me of poc related
>chad
>>25691143
>dam_son.jpg
Life is so fucking unfair.
If I said this shit to women with my real pics on my profile, my account would get reported.
>>25691697
Willing to post your face or an objective x/10 ranking on face and body
>>25694439
gain some crazy gains in that case
>>25694653
I can't get the gains I'd need to compensate for my face without steroids, and I'm not roiding.
>>25694665
steroids are for bear mode you want ottermode work out whilst eating less, try to get as low body fat as you can
