Have you ever met a celebrity? Me on the right.
>>25689876
I wish I could have fucked Chloe in her prime (when she was 9). She is still hot tho
I dated Ellen Page for like a second before she came out.
did you guys bang
>>25689876
She looks thrilled
I met Mel Gibson and George Takei once.
I saw that 54m guy on BART last week
I met Molly Ringwald at a venue I worked at and she's a complete cunt. I watched her turn down autographs and photos which made one girl cry.
Saw George Wendt in a hotel elevator in Chicago about 15 years ago. Guy was a lot bigger in real life that he looks on TV.
>>25689876
I met Morgan Freeman and Charlie Sheen
>>25689876
i sucked louis ck's dick in 1996
>>25689965
>spend all day, every day being asked by 50 fags for an autograph, even if you're out at dinner with your family
>if you don't accept you're a cunt
lel
I had the Hoff once stare at me as he walked past me. Like we just stared at each other as he walked past.
I watched jason stathom eat a whole turkey by himself at a restaurant.
>>25689876
That's me on the right.
Saw Yoko Ono at the UN building in the US. Everyone had to turn to the wall and put our hands out till she was out of the room.
>>25690020
Why would you want a signature from the Don Draper's daughter?
>>25690062
It was just for a friend.
Miley Cyrus at a sushi restaurant in Studio City
Robert Downey Jr. in Malibu
Jennifer Holmes, Zuma Beach Malibu
The dude who plays Mike on Breaking Bad goes to my gym in Malibu (pretty cool guy)
Lou Gossett Jr.'s son is in my contacts
uhhhhh a few others tbqh senpai
>>25689992
This was after she performed her shitty jazz music and did her "meet and greet" at the merchandise (me). She only signed posters that were purchased and refused to sign anything else. The girl who cried also travelled 2 hours to see her performance only to be totally ignored, it was pretty bad since she was polite and not being a psycho like most celebrity fanatics.
>>25689992
>implying Molly Ringwald has been relevant since the 90s
Bitch should be flattered that people even recognize her.
I met Bill Nye the Science Guy.
Shaq shook my hand at an NBA game I went to.
>>25690145
I saw Judd Nelson once and didn't recognize him until I was told he was Judd Nelson. I even knew that Judd Nelson was in town.
I once heckled Barry Chuckle in a motorway service station
>>25690145
Yeah, the venue wasn't even packed either which upset her. There was also a guy with a record of The Breakfast Club OST which was signed by the other cast members and she didn't want to sign it.
I saw Penn Jillette in Boston a couple years back.
I've met a lot of pro wrestlers over the years, most of them at grocery stores. RVD shopped at the same one I did for a while. I'm 70% sure I saw Goldust during a road trip.
Apparently Nic Cage goes to the comic shop I used to go to. Never met him.
>>25689876
holy fuck you met the ultimate waifu, I'm fucking jealous
>>25689876
In high school, I worked for a stupid movie studio.
I got to be Laurence Fishburne's aid for an entire month.
He's the Morpheus from The Matrix
Cool guy.
He still has the the glasses from the pill scene, and he did it for me one afternoon.
I accidentally walked into a Skype call with him and Matt Damon doing a script read.
He talked to Kenau on the phone a lot and I got to say hey.
Left him around the time he went to go make MoS.
Also met:
Eggman
Kanye
JayZ
Angelina Jolie (like in 1999)
Ed Norton
Henry Cavill
Johnny Depp
Drake
Chris Martin from Coldplay
Rihanna
John Mayer
Taylor Swift
Don Cheadle
Bill and Hillary Clinton
Michael Jordan
Steph Curry back when he was at Davidson
Michael C Hall aka Dexter
Mario Williams (lineman for Texans and Bills)
Kristen Stewart
Eggman was most memorable desu
>>25690214
One of their lines?
>>25691597
Is it weird that Eggman is the only one I'm interested in hearing more about?
>>25691597
Fuck, forgot about Robert Downey Jr
When they were making Ironman 2 (or 3?), he was in town and you could see him jogging on the beach a lot
>>25691644
Eggman is a marvel to behold
>>25689950
story time? how was Mel Gibson
>>25689950
YOU MET BASED MEL?
FUCK, what I would give to hang with Mel for 5 mins
>>25691720
this, tell us OP
I've met a shitload of pro wrestlers!
>rowdy roddy pipper
>ric flair
>Virgil
>superfly snuka
> x pac
> Mickey James
> Samoa Joe
A shitload more
>>25691786
Inbred Alabama hillbilly detected
>>25690098
I live in Sherman oaks. Let hang out and dab.
>>25691720
>Those fucking forearms
Jesus christ for an old dude he is fucking ripped.
>>25689876
By classmate met Donald Trump. I feel that much more of a winner knowing somebody who took a picture with the man, the legend.
>>25690020
The fat cunt?
>>25690145
>>25691597
How the fuck did you meet eggman?
Did you want to rape him?
Met Victoria Justice at the resort I work at. Had to treat her like an everyday guest or else I'd get fired.
Also met quite a few pro athletes there but I feel those don't really count.
>>25689876
>>25689906
OH MY GOD, CHEMICALLY CASTRATE YOURSELF YOU SWEATY FAT PEDO.
Met the english VA for Edward Elric and the VA for Zim
Not that famous but still
>>25693951
oh you met met vic mcnuggies im not so sure if thats an accomplishment
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went to school with this bitch. not overly famous, but she's pretty good.
>>25691668
Wilmington??
>>25694305
Yup
NC born and bred
>>25689876
Only weeb "celebrities". So, no.
My uncle knew Richard Dean Anderson tho.
>>25690264
I always got bitch vibes from her in movies. Guess I was right.
I go to school with mystery.jpeg
>>25696647
Can you please honor kill her? Citing a tripfag in a thread about celebrities is the state we're in boys
>>25694274
good in what
I saw that bitch from the Black eyed Peas stumbling out of a french restaurant drunk, with bodyguards threatening people who were trying to take pictures.
She looked uglier than fucking Michael Jackson on cortisone.
>>25696647
Does she have orbiters? Is she cute in real life?
>>25696893
I've seen her a few times only but I do think it was her. Much cuter in pictures
>>25690098
>Studio City
>Malibu
>Malibu
>Malibu
Hey guys, we have Elliot 2.0 over here! Rich kid from Malibu on r9k! What a day!
>>25696984
>>25690098
My lord, we will follow you till the end.
Show us the true power of r9k again.
My mom at the left after giving Nicky some HJ.
odata l-am vazut pe Guta... pe vremea aia purta mustata
Louis CK prepped me once
People on tv are usually much shorter in person, met a guy from MTV once. He was a manlet, but on tv he looks normal to above average height
I did coke with Bill Burr in the back of a club in 2008.
Met Bret Hart at a book signing
i met tommy tallicerico he is a video game music artist and on a few video game shows, judgement day and electronic playground
>went to cali with family
>dad had a conference to got to for work
>comiccon just happened to be there that week
>i was looking at him thinking he looks formiler
>elevcator door opens he shakes my hand he leaves
>parents ask who was that
>noidea.jpeg
>come home
>turn on g4
>find out he was there
>cool.jpeg
I met Jerry Seinfeld when he was getting coffee
I asked "whats the deal with politics! I dont get it!" then he just said hahah... then I screamed NIGGERS and ran away
>>25697507
i used to live in Calgary and would often see Owen at a swimming pool.
R.I.P.
>>25692615
No the guy asking her to sign the picture of her foot.
A lot, used to do security at an arena and would meet all the band's and musicians, and currently doing studio security so I meet a lot of actors
Fucking Jeff Goldblum made me feel like a manlet even though I'm 6'1
>>25690098
Johnathan Banks is great, his son Claudio is a tool though
I met Slash with my dad when I was 12
>>25689876
Jon Tickle from Brainiac Science Abuse. He visited our school and did a signing because one of our teachers went to school with him or something.
Also spoken to the guys from Enter Shikari and The Devil Wears Prada.
Jim Kelly(martial artist), Jeremy Bulloch, Lucy Elliott a NZ actor and model is a good friend of mine. And I think some others. I don't really care or remember.
>>25699269
I forgot that a few hears back I got Lucy to post on /r9k/, and draw herself in a drawyourselfthread.
>>25689876
I threw a hotdog at Dave Attell in NYC, I was drunk and yelled "you fucking sucked in the insomniac tour!" and he turned around and flipped me off so I threw a hotdog I was eating at him. Didn't hit him though
I've met Ina Garten, the lady from Barefoot Contessa.
My mom was getting a book signed, we talked for like 5 seconds before her gay friends came to surprise her.
