>and it begins
>new girl on the block, me and chad brother show interest in her
>daniella is her name, 7/10
>hang out with her more than my bro, get her number
>i texted her every day at night
>seems like she liked me as well
>notbadfam.jpeg
>a few weeks later, she calls me
>me and her were going out on a date
>eventually, we kiss
>i feel happy for the first time in years
>say goodbye to her, go back home
>just as i walked in, mom asks me where my brother was
>obviously i didnt know so whatever. fast foward a couple of days
>hear brother talking on the phone, dumbass seemed to be talking on speaker. only me and him on the house
>"no, daniella, don't worry. its cool, anon doesn't know"
>confront him immediatelly
>eventually turns violent
>nose is bleeding because of a punch. ask my bro why did he do it
>"anon, the truth is i'm not in love with her. if you really want to know read the first letter in each line"
>>25688491
Nice meme, anon.
Check out my doubles, though.
kill yourself anon, horrid meme
how to shitpost 101
>orbiting a girl for MONTHS
>thought things were going well
>Finally into a house on my own with 3 roomates from school
>Invited her over to hang out with us one evening
>Withing 2 hours she is fucking the guy who lives in the room adjacent to mine
>within a week she practically lives in our house with him
>they both sadistically time their fucking for when Im home and are wicked loud
>try to stay out of the house as much as possible
>they fuck against the wall so it rocks my bed
im just trying to get some sleepworst part is im a sicker cunt than any of these fucking beta cakeboys, Id snap their shit up real quick if I wanted
>>25688764
lmfao cuck. you should totally beat up your friend next time they do it.
>>25688764
then fuck him up dawg
women don't know what real men are anymore, show her
>>25688820
Im probally just gunna kill myself in the bathtub and leave the door unlocked so they walk in and find me and feel guilty, LOL!
>>25688865
stream it and you'll be a fucking hero
>>25688865
get a gun, kill them both, then an hero. stream it as well if you feel like it desu senpai
>>25688491
I'm impressed. Good job anon.
>>25688491
*applause*
Brava.
Good thing I decided to read the last sentence first.
