Be honest how many of you own condoms "Just in case"
>>25684573
I own 0 condoms, but I took one from a dispenser at my university once just to try one out.
It was p disappointing.
no but I own a closet, "just in case"
>>25684573
I'm not deluded, and I find casual sex degenerate
I won't lose my virginity to a non virgin
I didn't buy em. Also knew I wouldn't need em.
>buy box of condoms
>box remained unopened for years and all the condoms expired
>>25684573
what are condoms? is that like pulling out?
>using a condom
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>buy a pack of magnums just in case when girl comes over
>don't get half way through them before she goes on birth control so she can feel my hot load up in her tight cunt
>now have a half a pack of just in case condoms
Feels bad man
>buy a pack just to cum in them and then store in your mouth to keep the cum body temperature then eat it during next fap
STILL can't make myself do it
>>25684573
Well, I should. Y'know, as a gentleman.
>>25684573
I had the one my RA gave me freshman year
but it expired so I threw it away
I've never fucked with a condom. Me and my trap boyfriendo lost our virginities together, and we did it raw, and we continue to do so. I'm so glad I don't know what it's like to be a condom pleb.
I do.
I've had sex with three girls and my birthday is soon.
Some of my female friends have said they'll 'hook [me] up'.
I have some. The just-in-case is if my girl forgets her birth control. During finals last semester she forgot like 3 days in a row. Had to use condoms for like a week. Ugh.
>>25684573
I bought my first pack of condoms a few weeks ago. I was terrified anon. I used them for self masturbation couse im a huge faggot that never even wander the possibility of actually using them.
My dad gave me a ten pack when I went off to college. I have ten sitting in my desk 5 years later.
>>25684866
^ This.
>cum quick as fuck with condom because it's such a new/different thing compared to a lifetime of masturbating with hand
The only girl I've ever had sex with got an IUD when we first started dating so we did it without condom a lot.
Sometimes I put one on anyway just so I could last longer.
>>25684760
Just suck mine out.
>>25684890
You know condoms have expiration dates, right?
>>25685015
Latex ages? My medical gloves are still water tight after 10 years.
>>25684612
what, just in case you need to come out of it?
>>25685099
yeah but condoms come lubricated
>find condoms I bought in middle school
>throw them out
I've had one since middle school
As a kid I thought I'd need it later on in life, still haven't used it
The one girlfriend I've had started crying because it was too painful for her virgin self, she broke up with me a few months later and I'm left here with a box full of condoms. At least the tip of my dick isn't a virgin.
mine are probably expired and i need to buy fresh ones
I actually fap with condoms, they must have aphrodisiac in them for them to feel good
If you were tightly circumcised, a lubircated condom can help simulate the gliding action (but sadly not the true feeling) of a foreskin during masturbation.
Apparently most of you guys on this board are pretty young. I believe in the mid 90's American doctors started taking off a little less skin (I don't have data to prove that--it's just something I've heard many times).
But some of us were cut skin tight and have a fuck of a hard time masturbating. So I figured I'd just give you guys this cool tip.
0.
i have never owned one.
No
Despite me being a forever alone virgin, whenever I acquire condoms I tend to end up using them for perverted stuff pretty quickly.
So I don't keep them around "Just in case" because I know I won't get laid anytime soon/ever.
>>25685295
aren't you not a virgin if you stuck it in at any point?
>>25684573
>parents gave my chad brother a box of condoms for his 16th birthday as a 'funny gag'
>with me they do not even doubt I will be a permavirgin as I am already passing the age they got married
Just kill me already.
I wish I could peacefully die in my sleep or something without having to humiliate and disappoint my parents any further. There is no future for me in the course humanity has taken.
>>25684623
I bet you're ugly lmao gonna die a virgin lol
>>25684670
I know this feel.
blox desu
>>25687689
>Your ugly like lmao lol die alone Lol lmao
>>25684573
The average /r9k/ dont use condom because have a rich sexless lifestyle.
Condoms are for poor men walking in streets and buy 10 USD whores
>>25684777
i lol'd too hard at your picture
are there YouTube videos about how use condoms?
>>25688187
even a literal retard could use one. don't worry about it.
I get them free from uni. Never had sex, but I jerk off with the condoms sometimes. It gives a different feel and it is good practice.
>>25684573
> Fucked around 8 girls bareback
> Never got a std/still
How lucky am I?
I got a variety pack of condoms a few days ago. Discovered that a bunch of them were too small in diameter (I have a 6" girth.) I haven't even looked at the others.
I had only tried on a condom once before that I found on the ground. It must have been 'large'. I liked using it to masturbate.
I don't even know how to buy condoms by size.
>>25688187
make sure you have condom facing right way to roll down cock. if it is wrong way and already touched dick throw it out since precum could still get her pregnant
pinch tip of condom and place on head. then roll down to base.
really simple. just practice it.
I don't think I've talked to a girl past elementary school and barring family for more than a minute total
None. I had a chance to fug a girl on new years and I messed it up by not having one.
Good job dude, good job.
>>25684777
Pic is intriguing, it might be a cocky enough of a thought to get my pussy brain to accomplish something. Maybe.
>>25688245
That sounds fine. When people are "sexually active", they're talking about 3-4 people a week at the very least.
not me. what do i look like, a fucking faggot?
>>25684728
is cum actually hot? are you memeing me?
Actually, I own condoms because the few people I've met who want my wiener never seemed the picky type.
Remember kids, unprotected sex is only advisable in a monogamous relationship.
And Syphilis is making a comeback.
All you fellas insisting on not using protection are just disease vectors.
>mom works at pharmacy
>every birthday and Christmas she gets me a few condoms
T-t-thanks mom
>>25688187
shit nigga there's probably gifs about it
I keep a tin with a half dozen condoms. It is labeled "Department of Defense Emergency Supplies."My dick is named "The Emergency."
>>25688333
Yes, scalding, you should always let your cum cool down before inserting it into your partner safely with a turkey baster
>>25688313
That's complete bullshit but some of these retards might believe it.
That's mean, anon.
>>25688333
Not as hot as those trips babe!
>>25688333
Its not "hot", but they can certainly feel it inside of them.
> dating girl
> first date she's all over me
> 'buy condoms just in case'
> second and third date not much progress.
she stops seeing me.
Guess this is what i get for being hopeful
> wew
>>25684573
I've never bought a condom before
I gave up on relationships when I was 13, I know I'll never need them
>>25688333
It's a little warmer than most of your skin, but the same temperature as (somewhat) deep inside you.
>>25688404
Shh, you'll ruin it.
>>25688385
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>>25688467
thanks anons, they never taught us anything about sex in sex ed.
>tfw used to fantasize about a girl taking me to buy condoms with me
>tfw it will never happen
>>25688478
I take that back anon.
I like you.
>>25688438
She wanted you to take control, escalate things really fast, then bang her.
Trust me. I'm now in my late 20's. I made the mistake of letting the woman be in control of "pacing" for much of my dating life. Wrong move. There's nothing women find hotter than letting her know you're turned on and want to bone... as long as you're not weird about it.
(Of course, if she says "no" or turns you down, then it's off. I'm just talking about courting.)
Be honest how many of you practice using condoms with a friend just so you'll be prepared for when you get a girlfriend?
>>25684573
ahahahahahaha
ahahahahaha
i don't even know how to buy condoms. i mean i know they have them at drug stores and stuff but i feel like i never see them when i am walking thru the isles. like what are they usually around or do you have to ask for them behind the counter or something?
been thinking about just getting some online but that seems stupid as fuck
>>25684623
You would fuck a pussy if it was spread in front of you don't lie.
>>25688333
Its literally stored in balls which hang below the body to keep them cool.
I've never owned a condom
>>25684573
I've had about three or four phases of this, which usually result in condom disposal after years of disuse. By /r9k/'s individual standards I may be judged full normie, but here we go.
The first time that I can remember having condoms in my possession was shortly before I went off to college. Dad gave me a 12-pack assortment of IIRC Trojan rubbers, and told me to be careful. It was a nice gesture on his part, and maybe the last material evidence I've had from him that he had any faith that I might have sex with a woman. They gathered dust.
Sometime early in college a roommate was at another local college, and came back and out of the blue dumped like 300 identical condoms out of his shirt onto the floor in a funny display; apparently some student sex-ed group had gone defunct and purged their inventory, and he'd scooped it up. They were "rough rider" condoms in rectangular blue pouches, and my very heterosexual roommate theorized that they were designed to accommodate gay anal sex. I claimed a bunch.
Later, being biscum myself, I had bf for a few months, and once or twice we barebacked IIRC, but (being dumb and inconsistent) I did use a few condoms during this period, although I can't recall a time that I've ever actually ejaculated into a condom. I found the process of disposing of them to be incredibly disgusting, like somehow much moreso than snotrags, shitrags etc. They smell.
Anyhow the above brief bf was the only instance of such in my normie life. Over the next decade or so I bought little three-packs of Trojans when I had a sense that I might actually look for sex; they have remained unused and the one in my deep bathroom storage has ten months of shelf life left.
On one purge of old medicine cabinet-type stuff (this is good to do at least once a year, pharm-stuff only has a shelf-life of 2-4 years usually and it's easy to lose track of), I did throw out the above "rough riders". I've disposed of maybe 140 unused condoms in my lifetime.
>>25686952
No shit, you fukin retard
>>25688893
Theyre actually a lot cheaper on amazon. But they're not behind the counter or anything sometimes they're by tampons and shit like that
>>25689045
hmmm ok thanks
I bought condoms when I was like 18, which was 19 years ago. Never opened the box. Found then when I was cleaning stuff out a few years back. They expired in 1999. Most of you were probably 2-3 years old then.
Just in case I want to whack off or hump the bed and not make a mess.
>>25688893
They're usually by footcare products if you're in a walgreens
>>25688257
>guy at party asks for condom
>some slut wants his d
>here ya go, mate.
>no, I only can use magnums
>these are bigger than magnums, asshole
>no, magnums are biggest
>wevs.
He got his coveted magnum from someone else. Girl he fucked was rookie's gf's sister or something so she slept in the apartment. Next morning she says how the guy's dick was really thin and the condom kept slidng off. He wanted to fuck her raw, which she let him do for a bit before having him cum on her tits.
I found the whole thing incredibly odd. I couldn't believe people would do those things.
>>25689003
You are a normalfag, you worthless asshole.
Who /condomsforposhwanks/ here?
>>25689254
Roomie's gf's sister. I hate tablet 4channing.
>>25684670
I think a lot of us knows this feel.
>>25684573
No, I may as well own a bunch of guns, ammo and canned food and an underground bunker to prepare for the zombie apocalypse, at least that's more likely to happen
>friend mails me vidya game towards the end of 2013
>includes a sealed Trojan in the game case
That's the only condom I own.
I used to have one my moms friend gave me (in public, just in case, it was really embarrassing) but I threw it away when I was cleaning my room. So that's it.
>>25684862
>I have some. The just-in-case is if my girl forgets her birth control. During finals last semester she forgot like 3 days in a row. Had to use condoms for like a week. Ugh.
Stop
>buy pack of condoms because I had a roommate who was down to fuck
>fuck one
>condom breaks and she gets pregnant
>figure I'll use the rest on hookers like I normally would have
>NO YOU NEED TO TAKE RESPONSIBILITY WE'RE A COUPLE NOW
>runs off once I start to develop feelings for her because she "got scared"
At least I got to use the rest of my condoms.
>>25688187
Lmfao there actually is
Good fap material if you're a gay
>>25689762
I usually like videos of guys fucking fleshlights, but it's hard to find ones that fit the type I like.
>clear fleshlight
>guy actually fucks it the whole time instead of constantly pulling out to stroke off
>actually cums inside it
>decent camera quality, not filmed on a potato
>longer than 2 minutes
I've yet to find a decent fleshlight video that fits these criteria.
>>25689808
ill do it for you now but... clear fleshlight...?
>>25689852
Like this, so you can see the cock going in and out of it, and twitching right before orgasm and stuff.
>>25689762
>You will never suck those juicy cocks
>>25689883
what if i got an onahole and cut off the end so the tip hung out and i just came everywhere lol
>>25689904
I've seen a few short clips of stuff like that, too. Pretty hot. I have a gif somewhere that's two guys frotting in something like that and cumming on each other's cocks.
I bought condoms just in case.
That just in case happened Christmas eve, I opened a condom and ended up not even using it.
I'm a normie now so I'll show myself the door.
>>25689678
>Thanks, but this will probably expire"
>"Oh, well tell me when it's about to ;)"
You fucked up, she wanted your dick.
Just in case my gf comes off birth control, yeah.
>>25684573
I just use a banana peel.
>>25689899
You can suck my juicy cock
I have a BBC btw
>>25688767
I know i cringe everytime i think back about it how close i was to sex 22 virgin btw. live and learn
I used to, then I used them all to finger myself/shove things up my butt
