My boss fucking cucked my hours in half and now I have to choose to starve or be late on rent what should I do? I have no friends or family to rely on this sucks, I wish I was a woman so I could camwhore and make money.
>>25683608
welfare money bro
>>25683639
I tried welfare 4 times and they won't give it to me, apparently Asperger syndrome doesn't count. If I could be on welfare I'd quit my job in a heartbeat and live the glorious NEET life.
>>25683699
fake suicide and get sent to the loony bin
that will get you autismbucks for sure
sell your own semen, i heard you can get $100+ per bust
>>25683729
My little sister was sent to the mental clinic and it fucking sucks, I'm not willing to live with a bunch of schizos for 2 months.
>>25683801
https://www.nwcryobank.com/sperm-donation/
>If you are at least 5'10", between the ages of 18 and 35 years, have post-secondary education (college, vocational or technical) and are within normal limits of weight for your muscular build and height, you may be a potential candidate to become a donor. We need donors with all types of racial and ethnic backgrounds. We are not able to accept applicants who use tobacco products in any form, including smoking or ingesting marijuana. Use of these substances will be tested for throughout the donation process.
>5'10''
They don't except manlets what the fuck?!
sell your plasma
>>25683978
>at least 5'10"
>>25683978
by the way they don't let you use lube apparently
so if you're cut it's gonna be tough
Get a 10 pound bag of rice and live on it. It isn't great but you'll be able to eat and still pay rent. You just need a pan or similar and tap water and you're good. Over here a huge bag is just 7 bucks
>>25683608
Payday loan
Get second job
