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ITT: Post literally you: the character.
Both pic related and Sans from the same game
pic related, combined with creepy susie
coldsteel doesn't even seem that edgy next to me
Never played, but saw on Steam's F2P sect. today and went through screens.
>/r9k/: The Game
Everyone here is Shinji. Or the male version of Asuka.
I've been told several times that I look like this character.
>>25683326
>>25683702
Everyone here is a homo?
>inb4 tumblr
I just typed in shinji gay on google senpai
it's like looking in the mirror every time
>>25683357
sans and burgerpants are completely different in terms of motivation, aspirations, and attitude though.
> whiny and over sensitive
> annoying younger half sibling
sauce: anohana
![MV5BMTk5MjU2NjUxMF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwMzY0OTAwMw@@._V1_SX640_SY720_[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/0u2tJ0C.jpg "MV5BMTk5MjU2NjUxMF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwMzY0OTAwMw@@._V1_SX640_SY720_[1].jpg")
Except not buff
>>25683716
Can I duck your mouth?
>>25683694
>you can almost hear /v/ and twitter exploding at the same time
>>25683744
he might be schizphrenic or have borderline personality disorder don't fuck with him nigger I'm a verified SJW I will f u c k y o u u p
>>25683694
No one believes you, try harder next time
>>25683694
Gamergate bullshit aside, that game explains depression better than any other I've seen.
>>25683816
>>25683791
>>25683773
What the fuck is this game
it looks like a point and click
>>25683733
I dont think Shinji is gay. But that angel was the only one that ever told him he loved him, so Shinji just kind of fell for him.
Like all of /r9k/ would.
Minus the actual shooting shit and fighting people
>inb4 he's a robot and has no defining characteristicsthat's why
-> pls end me now <-
>>25683747
Holy shit, Whirt (I think thats his name?) is definitely a robot.
Push over, indecisive, beta as fuck, got cucked.
>>25683863
>liked Evangelion
>depressed
>an hero'd
Was Robin Williams a robot?
P.S. One Hour Photo is his best movie.
>>25683841
He kissed the redhead and touched the living corpse's boob and did virtually nothing about it.
>ends up falling for a dude
But I'm male
Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs? I know I'm not.
>>25683911
>Was Robin Williams a robot?
No, because he still had the balls to kill himself.
This except being a dude.
>>25683951
Because he's beta as fuck. Thats why he didnt do shit. Didnt he jack off to Rei sleeping?
>ends up falling for a dude
Most people here would too, if a guy was the only one that was even remotely interested in them.
>>25683716
How can you look like an anime character?
They all look the same, pointy chins and huge eyes.
i'm probably going to die this year
Baron not peach
>DEATH IS ENLIGHTENMENT
>tfw can't be a true robot because too much empathy
>can't be a normie because empathy is hidden under layers of sarcasm and vitriol
fuack
>>25683716
Please be in Cali
idk
but i barely talk and people say i'm mysterious while i all do is stay in my home
so anything related tb.h
Shinji is GOAT, due to his undeniable autism, but I can't claim that level of emotional damage.
>>25683716
FLORIDA
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>>25683326
I am too conscious
>Kind of like him I guess
>>25684224
Mark is the definitive TV robot.
Original American shinji.
>try to take it easy
>shit always happens
>just want to live the cozy life
>>25684280
I actually do live in Florida, what a strange coincidence.
Minus the good looks, real life friends, moral support, his own apartment and his smoking habit, he's pretty much 1:1.
Fat, ugly, stupid, and unemployed. Sadly, I relate mostly with this character.
Except I'm probably not as smart as him
>>25683326
I SPECULATED THIS MIGHT HAPPEN
>tfw all I want to do is create a dream world where everyone is happy
>>25684374
this desu. I just want to relax and not be bothered by people.
>>25683326
Jeff Winger probably.
>Shut in
>Live in a basement
>Don't usually interact with people
>Strange, a bit nut
>secluded
>Destroy anything whether it's accidentally or not
Other than that I like to play some games and I am mostly bored.
>>25683972
Edgefag over here
>run away from girls.
>keep fit.
>can cook.
> love swords.
>survived several near death experiences.
>bunch of tramas its funny.
>Wants to be a hero of justice.
>have a comfy home left by dad.
>will someday hopefully reach archa status.
I'm pretty critical in my sense of justice though.
>Archa status is alot of damn work.
I'm Velma almost to a T.
Except I'm not a secret lesbian.I'm an open one
>tfw you realize you no better than a retard.
Although I would rather be like Gandalf
>>25685696
What is up with that weird style?
I'm kinda smart, self-absored, and a healthy sense of humor
>>25684069
He jack'd off to a comatose asuka after he accidentally expose her tits. Before that he tried to kiss her while she was sleeping
>>25684372
The original wojack>tfw you're irl charlie brown
>>25685782
I've heard a lot of people have that complaint but I don't see it. I think people think it looks odd because it didn't seem at all influenced by the Adventure Time style which has been heavily prevalent for the last five or six years now.
Except I don't think I would fight too well. I'd probably try to jump on someone so my bulk knocks them down and take the biggest bite I can out of their neck. If that doesn't work I probably lose.
>>25683326
It's honestly really weird how much me and umaru have in common.
>i also play a lot of vidya
>try to act as normal as possible outside of my house
>considered attractive
>lowkey goes home to no social life
>>25685838
Shinji = stealth autist?
How would you even get mad at him? I mean, the sheer amount of emotional and psychological issues is enormous. Coupled with the fact that a 29 year old woman is trying to fuck him.
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>weirdo
>falls to easy into obsession over a girl
>acts like an ass to everyone but people who can help him
>acts childish at times
>doesn't really understand what is going on
>too ahead of the loop /fa/wise for the normalfags
>good looking in a strange way
>tfw no tomboy/bisexual gf
![darktower[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/0YCaNF9.jpg "darktower[1].jpg")
>>25683326
not counting his insane reaction time tbqh
>>25685928
But are you a cute little girl?
She has four friends who come around her pretty much every other day. She has a social life.
>>25685990
He's annoying when he whines and cries, I don't understand how people relate to him, just pilot the damn eva.
Do you mind explaining?
>>25685646
This guy if it helps you to explain why I don't understand.
I don't think any explanation is needed.
>>25683744
Maybe that anon is like me, and has a "me IRL" and "me on the internet" character.
>>25683754
Don't bring the feels please :^(
>>25686091
no, I actually have a social life. Im just not willing to actually bring anyone over to my house, where i will most likely act like my normal self.
Trying to be really honest here. I'm alot like eor. I am a pretty big downer and all I really do is complain and annoy the people around me. I could change my life, I could go out and make my life better or do something about it, but I'd rather just stay home in self loathing.
>>25683326
No-face
>>25686185
Ebina, spiky hair girl and her brother's friends routinely visit her house.
I relate a lot to the Spartans. I spent my childhood and teenage years focused only on my mission of doing well in academics. Now that I am all grown up, I realized that I am only a machine. People look to me with awe because of what I've accomplished so far, but they don't know I'm broken inside.
I'm intelligent, nihilistic and a wicked sense of humor. I'd apply myself more however I'm smart but lazy
>>25686224
feels anon :,,,,(
>>25686104
IIRC, the eva that he pilots is the same one that killed his mother. But he feels like he has to do it because otherwise he is basically no one.
>>25686228
I'll take the bait
You can't be fucking serious.
>>25686283
Okay, thanks for the clarification.
>>25686221
yeah.. ive seen the anime.
okay, so theres minor differences between us, but still.
>>25686297
it's a pretty old meme tbqh
We look exactly the same both physically and facially.
But I don't smokeyet
>>25686307
Yeah, I'm not even a fan of Evangelion, but I love Shinji as a character. He is the worst-case scenario of what a robot can be.
>I'm useless, but not for long the future is coming on
>>25686420
Same. I identified with Reki so hard, it's like she could be a real person. I definitely don't feel that way with anime in general.
Someone post a confused paranoid autistic little shit in a grown man body because that would be me.
im pretty much kyon 100%.
this was as close as I could get
hikigaya hachiman
>>25683326
We're both passive guys with a thing for tough soldier chicks.
>>25683326
This is honestly me
>>25686568
The only difference IMO is that I don't even put effort in fixing my life because I always think it will be pointless
>>25686405
were those snow troopers even in the movie?
I got my first real job
http://youtu.be/wulZFVNSo8s
I just want to be cool
to be original, senfam.
>>25683326
Damn it why couldn't the gas station cashier have kept it to himself
>>25683838
It is. Is a very lazy version of choose your own adventure
Whatever comes next I dont care about it
>tfw when you're poor, cry all the time, and have issues with gambling.
>>25684556
Multiple people have told me I'm this guy, but not quite as healthy.
>>25683326
100% accurate representation
>>25683972
You wouldn''t find a person equivalent to her on here.
>>25683694
Zoe? Is that you?
Pic related, its me.
I do nothing all day every day
Watching this show really takes me back to my days in high school.
Minus the cute girls and club activities.
>>25690126
so basically nothing like him. kek
>>25685918
Its because it looks like a shitty animu version of the shitty hanna barbara animation
Minus the happy ending she got.
me on the left
nigger nigger nigger original ococococ nigger nigger
>>25690155
Well I have the same personality but my actions are nothing like his of course.
I just avoided everyone and barely attended classes.
Minus the wealth and former fame
Not quite so over-the-top as her but basically yeah. Maybe a hint of that spacey Luna Lovegood too. I mostly keep to myself and my vidya and have a small group of friends i chat regularly with that i met through Steam. Wine keeps extra boredom away until i find a husband.
>>25690512
and the penis
>>25683716
fucking semen demon
>romantically retarded
>not photogenic but neither absolutely disgusting, intimidating-ish/repelling deadfish eyes
>preference of working alone
>self-absorbed for the most part
>snarky and rebellious
>derive various personal opinions from others (like there's meaning in experiencing not participating if there's any in simply participating)
>tend to blow up in references of weeb stuff at times, especially in monologues
>bullied
>inferiority complex
>ends justify means attitude
>reject invitations by default, subconsciously thinking I'll just be laughed at or something
>hate the "show the most perfect self of yours in public" game
>want to be a househusband
I don't know, Light Yagami is a close contender since I would go nuts like him with that book, but then there's not much to go about him, for him I fit:
bretty gud english for someone from a country known to be shit at it
overthinker
cynical
taller than average
prone to overconfidence
hair color
self-righteous
I'm Ness, except my psychic powers is called "schizophrenia"
The only difference between us is that I at least have the self awareness to see how cringy and stupid I am, but usually only after the fact.
>>25686283
shit nigga, isn't the eva essentially his mother?
>>25683326
She annoyed the hell out of me though.
>>25690584
look no further, I will be your husband
>>25690658
so is Acyka's eva
>wife and kid are gone
>booze and pills numb the pain
>>25690608
if you don't have a harem of girls liking you, you are nothing similar to 8man. Your are just a side character in your own life.
She's actually a narcissistic bitch
>>25690714
see:
>romantically retarded
I literally had one girl shoot seductive gazes at least for 3 hours every single week for 3 years, somewhat less in the last high school year
then there were a couple of more girls somewhat hinting themselves onto me, but I can only handle platonic acquaintanceships because I believe they deserve better than an oddball, as well as bullying experience has made me unable to come out of comfort zone to even seriously consider asking someone out
I literally had a case like Hachiman where I idealized a girl and did nothing about it until that fabrication collapsed on itself
Multiple people have told me this. But I'm a redhead now so not so much looks wise any more I guess.
>attracted by life of materialism but have hit rock bottom
>combat nobody because life is boring and adrenaline makes you feel alive
>twisted desires
>etc
I'm very much like him save forsplit personalities
>>25690995
>fujoshi
>>25690719
Pls be my gf
Oregano commitatus
I even have a similar suit.
I can't think of a character that defines me and it's unsettling.
>literally
simply ebin xD
>>25691290
I'm the background character that no one cares about.
Do a different martial art, and have not been in any world martial art tournaments, but other then that pretty similar.The irony is I don't actually like using him much in VF, I am more of a Kage-Maru user, with Akira being close to the bottom of the list of characters I use
>>25683326
If I was a teacher, I would be just like adachiminus the whole serial killer thing obviously
>tortures/kills animals
>entitled snob
>smug as all hell
>was literally poisoned
>hate my uncle
>manlet
I sort of see it now, my brother was the first to bring it up, and then a couple of more said so. Whatever desu fampai.
LITERALLY ME.
blocks block.
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