You wake up in a strange room bolted to the floor with no memory of how you arrived. In front of you sits 3 items; a trap porno mag, a dull saw, and a mystery button.
3 or 7 decides.
masturbate till death
Saw my fucking wrists until I bleed out.
>>25671741
Am I naked?
jerk it and say no homo
>>25671741
Saw the chain off of your leg, it doesn't look that durable. Also stash the trap porn for scientific reasons, put it in your hammerspace.
think about david bowie and cry
PUSH THE MYSTERY BUTTON
Look at magazine, press button with erect penis.
>>25671773
Fucking faggot. Leave here with your shit music.
>>25671760
Do this.
You guys are faggots, pressing the mystery button is the obvious answer.
>>25671777
Oh shit son, trips for button.
(Since a 3 and 7 were right next to eachother, I decided to do both)
You cry for a lenghty period of time while thinking about David Bowie's supple nipples. After a while you get bored of being a faggot and press the mystery button. Turns out, it was the magic dubs box!
Dubs decides what the box does
cut left foot
>>25671834
One small rule: the box is not infinitely powerful. Whatever happens must have a physical explanation
>>25671834
It makes all the traps in the magazine come to life
>>25671852
cut left foot with dull saw
>>25671854
You made the rule right when I posted dubs, so just do it bitch
>>25671866
I just said you have to explain how it happens
If you want the room full of chicks with dicks bad enough, explain it
>>25671741
I'll try to use the dull saw to slowly saw through the weakest looking link of the chain
If i dont succeed and i'm about to die from dehydration i push the button.
if this does nothing i have to saw my foot off and probably die
>>25671918
The box was full of powerful stem cells that were released when the button was pressed. They imprinted on the magazine, and came together to become fully grown traps. However, these stem cells have a dark secret...
>>25671834
The box contains another, smaller box that looks completely like the outer box
Op checks these dubs
After the box is done, it falls through a trap door and will only resurface when trips are rolled. To your astonishment, the "girl" from the magazine is standing right in front of you! She has a fully erect, black penis (despite being Caucasian) and smiles at you slyly. With a touch of playful malice she parts her lips and begins to speak.
2 or 5
Dubs decides the dark secret of the stem cells
>>25672067
Tell her to shut up and rape me
Cut off dick with saw
>>25672067
She asks you to use the saw to free her from curse of the penis, making her a usual grill
If dubs - stem cells were infected with transmittable Turett syndrome inducing bacteria
Take the saw and cut off my left foot.
>>25672067
fee fi fo fum i have a penis for your bum
>>25672067
Tells her to come closer, and then saws off her penis and shoves the erect cock into her mouth. Remain in room for the next week surviving by drinking her blood and eating her flesh.
She says "epig thread xD"
>>25672211
Allow this f*m
>>25672222
Quads speak the truth no?
>>25672222
Nice quads. OP, do this, also raise the mysterious box.
(First 2 overridden by quads)
You seductively lure the trap over to you with promises of organic pegging. As soon as (s)he gets close enough, you cut that nigger dick off and ram it down her throat, effectively suffocating her to death. It is now one week later; you've survived by cannibalizing her body. The body is now half eaten, but soon will be rancid.
The mysterious box has risen.
1 or 7
(Oh, and you now have turrettes syndrome, which you contracted from the diseased trap. This will be factored in next picture)
>>25672369
Find Doctor Phil in the Box.
Open the box and see a little clown bicycle with a horn
>>25672369
Fuck you OP for overriding my roll.
Anyway, take the decomposed dick of the floor and kill yourself with it.
>>25672463
>>25672440
The box can't be opened; it's a button
>>25672466
This my blox man
>>25672466
Rolling for this, good idea nothing can go wrong.
If nobody rolls In the next 3 minutes story Is gonna progress automatically
>>25672369
The man saws off his right leg
Saw off left leg
You are now the box
tries to fuck the magic button
Begin to consume heat from the air around you to make the room colder and keep the remains edible for longer period
saw own penis off and eat it
cut out the dead trap's uterus and use it as a pocket pussy
>>25672777
Vetoed; traps don't have uteruses (was killed with own penis if you recall)
>>25672831
fuck you it was a ftm trap my trips say so
>>25672831
cut out dead traps pussy and use it as a pocket pussy
>>25672841
Fuck it, works for me. Also explains the nigger dick.
After enough time in the room pondering your existence and eating trap flesh, you begin to realize how long it's been since you've felt a woman's touch. Being that the solitude and cannibalism has driven you delightfully mad by now, you decide you have a particular hard-on for some uterus. You grab your trusty saw and hack the trap apart, removing her entire reproductive system. The ovaries and vagina are quickly discarded, and you begin to furiously fuck her womb. You just finish nutting when there's a knock at the door.
2 or 4
5 minutes until auto progression
>>25673010
Take a shit on whoever opens the door
>>25673010
dive for the mystery button and press it with my penis still in the womb
>>25673129
Reroll for this desu family
it's the police mam your son has been killed by a hit and run driver, the driver was an alcohol
>>25673010
dive for the mystery button but dive so hard that my foot is ripped off and i am freed from the chain
>>25673010
It's your father coming to tell you he wants to join you in your life of homosexuality
>>25673129
Re-rolling for this
"it's the police mam your son has been killed by a hit and run driver, the driver was an alcohol" the voice behind the door calls. You have the brief thought to call for help, but a quick glance at the uterus still firmly affixed to your penis stopped that thought. You sit down, defeated, and wear the splooge-filled uterus as a hat. A hidden TV on the wall turns on...
2 or 8
>>25673310
saw the mystery button into little pieces and eat it
throw the saw at the TV, destroying it
>>25673310
use the mystery button as a remote control to the tv to turn on hot beastiality porn
>>25673365
Rollin for this shiet
>>25671741
cut dicks off the magazine with saw, decorate mystery box with dick collage
>>25671741
Saw the porno mag in half.
Two halves make a hole.
Crawl out of the room via the hole.
>>25673499
can't deny this logic OP, dubs have spoken
>>25673499
2 overridden by dubs (plus this is arguably more interesting)
Stand by.
>>25673595
i already got double dubs you nincompoop
but i'll let it slide this time
The mystical power of dubs has warped physics momentarily. You grab your saw and cut the trap mag in half. To your amazement, the halves open up a hole that exits the room!
Outside you find...
4 or 1
>>25673702
how did we exit the room while still on the chain
i wake up from this dream to find myself back at the beginning
Another room containing a dull saw, a mystery button and a trap mag, a man comes up from behind and chains you to the floor
>>25673702
An handheld acetylene/oxygen flame welder.
You use it to cut the chain
>>25673702
Outside I find OP in a room, making this quality RPShitpost.
>>25673702
I find a room of (Colossal) nerds from /tg/ playing dungeons and dragons. They mistake you for one of their set pieces because compared to them, you are a tiny figurine.
>>25673702
An endless pit, the walls of said pit are adorned with every fad ever made, and there are also some other fads falling with you
>>25673702
you find OP, and land on his phone, breaking the screen. Power seethes from the smartphone, altering the universe around you in dubious ways
>>25673905
Want this to happen
>>25673754
Unfortunate winrar.
>>25673936
SHIT, COME ON, I WANT DUUUUBBBBS
>>25673971
No dubs
Want this
>>25673905
>>25673989
God fucking dammit, so close
>>25674020
>>25673702
How longdoes it take to draw these?
>>25674038
Well as of right now it's essentially reset by the 4, I see no reason to draw another one
Keeping the change numbers the same since I forgot to give new ones
Actually my bad; I realized there was a 1 that came first. Stand by
You crawl through the hole (the chain was broken by dubs) and land on a hard surface. As you land there's a distinct splatter sound. Looking around, all you see is endless flat ground unchanging. You get up and look where you fell to find a smartphone (the crack was you landing on it and cracking the screen).
You pick it up and see this.
3 or 8
>>25674176
i kill myself with the phone
If no rolls in 5 minutes, auto continue time
Kill self with phone
Alright this thread looks pretty dead - anyone care to roll for an ending or has everyone lost interest?
3 or 6
>>25674655
Eat Phone: become superhero
>>25674850
The end.
/thread
>>25674176
use the phone to look up the thread we're writing in, and make a post about OP being a fag
>>25674176
Rub your dick all over the screen until a genie appears
>>25675715
roland
blonfaant LLDLa D:D :D
