>You write a couplet that is deep and effusive
>He upholsters the walls with her vaginal juices.
>You fantasise about killing yourself
>She marries chad and takes half of his wealth
boom bam bop
bada bop boop
POW
>you dwell in the pit of shame and regret
>he dwells in the sheath of her vaginal neck
>you choose wizard as your character class
>he shoves his sick deep in jer ass
>>25666297
>days wasted playing video games
>never realize your life aims
>>25667639
>you fucked up the poem by mixing the keys
>to suck his huge cock she gets on her knees
>You spend afternoons on Rome Total War
>She calls him 'Daddy' and he calls her 'whore'
> You get inspired to write another diatribe
> She gets pregnant with the essence of his tribe
> It must have been truly painful for Edgar Allan Poe
> When Lenore took Chad's prick, measured from her wrist to elbow
> The Sun used to never set in old colonial Spain
> Just like your days, drifting in awful endless pain
> And all the roses and chocolates were all in vain
> For your efforts just made easier your loss: flawless Chad's gain
>thoughts muddled daily, with pipe dreams and suicide
>all the while, chad's dick is given another ride
>>25666297
>you relive the crusades in a virtual world
>he gets laid with hundreds of girls
>she forgets you when you're out of sight
>chad forgets her after fucking every night
