Goddamn it /r9k/. Even on chat I seem weird. And I wanted to change for 2016. Guess I wasn't meant for the social life
>>25662880
Is English your first language?
>bl0x this fucking comment is not original
Are you texting a girl?
Did you go to a bar over the weekend with your "bros"?
YOur a fucking normalshit
She asked you if you were "stiff" for Christ sake
Cunt wants you to strech her clit open with your big fucking Chad cock
Now fuck off back to reddit
You look fine to me.
>>25662926
I didn't go anywhere. I lied. My friend went and invited me but I stayed home. Away from all the normies
>>25662880
You need more smileys ^^
you should have stopped at not bad
>>25662880
I don't see anything wrong with your posts. Sluts are just over-socialized and find problems with everything.
Short sentences is usually associated with psychopaths. Use contractions or full sentences.
>>25662960
>I didn't go anywhere. I lied.
That explains why the message was so terrible and forced.
>Went to cool bar
>Pretty fun
Who the fuck talks like this? Here's some advice: read what you're typing out loud AS you're typing it and you'll seem less "Stiff". It's what I do and I'm always happy with what I produce.
>>25662880
Give her the stiffy
>>25662880
You should have just brought up that text is monotone and played it off as being busy. She'll never question you again in hopes of not looking retarded and that you actually have a life outside of this chat.
>>25662960
You didn't answer if English is your first language though. If it isn't your lack of command of it makes sense. If it is you need a little bit of help. First things first download swiftkey, you type like a retard (on your phone at least, you seem fine here) and need a helping hand. Next you need to acknowledge that there's a bit of difference between casual speak and whatever you're going for, and instead of locking up and being all like n-n-no when you're called into question you need to come up with some kinda save for that situation. You know, like I am just tired, drunk, whatever.
>>25663006
How does reading it help? I'm assuming the OP types like he talks. I know I do.
>>25663006
My friend said it was cool. Last bar I went with him was too.
Anyways, I just told her straight up why I seem odd.
>>25663053
Also OP, this guy again, you didn't answer me because you only wanted replies that reinforce your negative view of your self. Enjoy being the kind of company that misery loves.
>>25663081
Is this tinder or something?
>>25663081
Tell her if you seem stiff it's only because of her
>>25663081
she wants the D
t. chad who hangs out here
>>25663053
It's my first language. I never noticed that I type like a retard.
>>25663065
I didn't consider that maybe he just talks in a weird way. Hm... Can people even fix that?
>>25663081
>Awkward is cute to me
wew. guess it doesn't even matter
>>25663081
"awkward is cute to me"
Everything else was giving off signals. Don't think she actually means this part though. You have a chance with this girl don't fuck it up.
Dude she wants your dick
She thinks you're some mysterious, brooding man whom she's going to coax some emotional response out of.
You didn't fuck up, she's just playing into the >le i'm going to change him :3 may-may
keep doing what you're doing, bitch.
>>25663081
Try to make your sentences longer senpai, at worst use a comma.
Other than that you should be golden for getting some of that sweet sweet pussay.
>>25663416
I'll try. I guess I don't want people to read walls of texts or send a lot of messages so I keep it brief.
Use the fucking emojis your normie wannabe.
>>25663555
I usually use them when sending dumb shit to my friends. I guess bitches live emojis so I will in the future.
Also, I'm I doing alright? Seems like I am but I've no idea what to do now.
>>25663644
ree ur getting pussy
>>25663740
This is making my heart rate rise desu
>>25663644
Say ur glad to hear that ;) and ask her out pussy
>>25663644
Fuck you, idiot.
>Wahhh I'm so weird and lonely :(((((
>"Hey bb u want sum fuk? ;)"
>"k" ;)
fuck right off please
>>25663644
>normalfags on my board
>>25662880
stop using periods and use emojis
>>25663841
Dude I have a good buzz right now. I wouldn't be posting this or talking to her if I didn't have some alcohol in me
>>25663873
DON'T use emojis ur a man for fucks sake.
>>25663887
You're a autist, the wink emoji is key to flirting you gotta let the thots know
op what has happened tell us pls
>>25663975
You have no self respect, the winky face in text is fine, but the yellow faced winky emoji is fucking dumb.
>>25663976
Here you go
>>25663850
If I was a normie I wouldn't be on here. I'd probably have more friends and a gf
>>25664023
>that text
>not normie
Leave the board normalfag, for your own sake. Looks like we lost another one. See you on the other side man...
r...reee
>>25664023
She sounds like a virgin or really fat and your pleb flirting is the most basic elementary type shit
>>25664023
is this just your practice gf or???
>>25664023
Congrats bro :)
Not memeing, it's good to see people succeeding!
Make sure to actually make out with her. Ask to netflix and chill. No joke but don't use those words.
>>25664023
You can't possibly tell me you read those texts and still consider yourself a robot. Pull your head out of your ass and get off this fucking board you dumb cunt.
>>25664023
YOU'RE IN
TEXTING IS EASY, DON'T MAKE PROMISES YOU CANNOT KEEP
>>25664062
Trust me, I wish I was a normie. This is getting lucky
>>25664073
Virgin. I think
>>25664080
No. Just a girl I met on the WWW
>>25664101
Is talking to a girl considered being a normie? In that case I've always been one because I talk to my sister everyday. I just got lucky. I'm surprised this is even happening
>>25664195
n-normie...
reee
>>25662880
The day a robot on r9k got laid.
>>25664195
>not a practice gf
just an hero on livestream pls
this is so fake its not even fun
>>25663081
Apparently social anxiety is cool and hipster now.
>>25664359
It's not but you can tell yourself it is so you feel better anon
>Only kissing
How the fuck did that work, clearly she's smitten with you any other women would of been weirded out at that point.
>>25662880
She's being a critical cunt, m8. Who is she to you, anon? You trying to fuck her? Is she your sister? If she isn't a blood relative, you should not be talking to her over text for any other reason besides flirting or setting a time to meet up.
She doesn't expect or want you to tell her about your problems. You will never be her gal pal. Although this may be news to you, women smell aimless male chattering like sharks smell blood. It inspires little confidence.
>>25664023
>>>/b/
>>>/soc/
>>>/GET OUT NORMALFAGS REEEEEE/
>>25662880
>>25663081
>>25663644
Dude, this is sad, but it's probably the fact that you're using properly punctuated, grammatical English. To normies nowadays, that probably comes off as stodgy and weird.
>>25662880
>Not bad. Went to cool bar with a friend yesterday. Pretty fun.
pic related
>>25663081
>awkward is cute to me :3 hehe
>i.e. quiet chad
>>25664023
Robots: take this as a case study in flirting. Note the pattern.
>1. Anon confirms that sloot is still damp for him (down to make out)
>2. He takes a leap of faith and suggests more
>3. She is down
>4. Anon reaffirms he is into her and they continue with more steamy talk infefinitely
If she is talking to you to begin with, she is at least interested. She's not there to discuss Russian literature with you. Take a leap and say something low-key sexy. If she blows you off, chuck her. If she responds in kind, lay it on a bit thicker. Rinse, repeat, etc.
>>25664686
>>25664731
Not a Chad lads.
>>25664694
Probably. Maybe that's why others told me to use more emoticons
>>25664709
Sorry anon but is this good or bad? Never read or watched Watchmen. He looks cool though
Op selfie pls
>>25665084
Nahh. I'll remain anonymoose senpai. Don't imagine a sexy Chad though
>all those periods
>short, dry, fucking dull conversation
>w-why do i seem weird
>>25665296
You're hurting my feelings :'(
>>25665350
this isnt a sanders rally, cry somewhere else faggot
>I have to type like a 12yo to not be boring
Lol kill yourself faggot.
>>25664709
>mfw realizing all greentexts pretty much encapsulate his speech syntax
>>25662880
>>25663081
>>25663644
>>25664023
all of this are fake.
>>25663740
yfw the girl looks like this
so fucking fake
stop falling for this shit
>>25664233
loling @ all the normie hate fuck off m8
