>in line, see this in front of you.
Wat do?
>>25660875
Why am I in America?
There are no white or black people here.
Kill them and steal everything assuming I will be teleported back to Panda land.
Probably make this face
>>25660875
wait my turn, then pay for my stuff.
>>25660875
That cashier looks like a black Dylann Roof.
>>25660875
ask them if they're asking for it
>>25660875
pull out picture and take a phone.
>>25661080
lmao im still laughing
>>25660875
Just wait in line and stare at their asses until it's my turn.
>>25660875
Ask them to pick up the candy bar they dropped on the ground to the left of them.
>>25660875
Wonder where in the fuck she keeps her money dressed like that. Probably would pick up the candy bar too.
Ask if she takes debit.
Mind my own business and take a few peaks at her ass
>>25660875
Quietly call the police and file a complaint for indecent exposer.She bent over and I could see her asshole!Then, if I had the balls, I'd say something like "You're literally asking for it" under my breath just loud enough so they could hear and then passive aggressively ignore them if they flip shit.
>>25660875
those are men, baby
>>25661185
This.
Depends if they initiate anything with me first (I doubt it)
>>25661201
IMO yoga pants are boner-inducing enough to qualify as indecent exposure. It's a dumb law and I should be allowed to openly masturbate if this shit doesn't stop.
>>25660875
Silently unzip my pants, then sneak up behind and see if I can penetrate her with one thrust. Then run.
put it on my snapchat story
>>25661464
Literally asking for it. Whores, the lot of them.