What kind of guy are fembots attracted to?
>>25660719
chad chad chad chad chad
chad
>>25660719
The kind that aren't me
>>25660749
correction
all women are attracted to chad chad chad chad
its a biological need senpai
>>25660719
That's an easy question. Niggers. All the the whores on here want to get
BLACKED
L
A
C
K
E
D
literally any guy from 18-25 in real life that will notice me and treat me kindly.
whenever a guy starts a conversation with me I fall in love with him.
>>25660719
Changs tbqh might as well give up while u can
>>25660719
chad, chad, and nothing but chad
>>25661998
What if he is an ugly dark Mexican?
>>25661998
>whenever a guy starts a conversation with me I fall in love with him.
how pathetic is that
you can't learn to be pro-active?
>>25660719
i have a fetish for fem boys
Large. No manlets.
>>25660719
Chads or those "shy" 10/10 chads on here who pose as robots
>>25661998
Hi there cutie. Hows your night going?
>>25661998
ey bb wunt sum fukke?
>>25661971
I wish, im black and have a hueg dikk and it makes no difference desu senpai
>>25662079
be my master gf
She can choose anyone she wants.
>>25662200
how fem are you?
>huehue
>>25660719
Who gives a fuck
Mods
Many women here have low self-esteem, so they'll initially want to go for the least threatening male possible, i.e., robots.
However, once in a relationship with a robot, self-confidence starts to develop and they naturally seek out more dominant, primal males. And then the robot will get cucked.
Please don't date a "fembot". They aren't worth it and you will end up feeling even worse than when you started.
>>25660749
Chaderino
Chadenstein
Chadarooni
ChadChadders
Chadbeefington
>>25662235
I need to be shaved, but I have a round girly face and twink body
>you will never get an australian qt gf
>tfw too antisocial to meet any because i'm only 5/10
Tall guys :0
>inb4 hate
Im 6'0 Amazon tier... Tall guys have a good dynamic. I've tried dating shorter guys, but it just feels too weird :/
>>25662315
im 6ft too but australian
are you an australian qt?
>>25662315
>tfw love taller girls
;-;
>>25662348
No im canadian sorry :(
>>25662371
Feels bad man.
>Inb4 i get called chad even though i'm not chad in the slightest
>tfw you will never get to ride your motorcycle with your qt on the back to the beach, and then wrestle on the sand.
My dream.
cute and likes to give me kisses and be affectionate.
cute is hard to define because my taste varies quite a lot on what I find cute.
I like guys who are kinda evil-looking. Cillian Murphy and Mads Mikkelsen are my favorites.
Taller than me
Willing to do some light BDSM
From a good family
Dresses well(ie no cargo shorts)
Has a variety of hobbies like me. Sometimes I just want to watch Netflix, sometimes I want to cook something new, sometimes i feel like exploring the woods, et cetera.
Why won't normie whores fuck off?
At this point I don't care as long as the person posting isn't someone who can talk about exes. If you aren't a kv you're a normie
>>25662420
That sounds fun minus the wrestling part ^_^ you'll find someone anon <3
>>25662439
>cute and likes to give me kisses and be affectionate.
real answer: I don't give a shit about cute guys, I want Chad
source:
>cute is hard to define
just fuck off roasties, go back to /cgl/
sage
>>25662498
>That sounds fun minus the wrestling part ^_^
I'll be gentle, I'm skinny after all. Or walk on the sand while holding hands. Makes me feel bad when i ride to the beach to clear my head or smell that beautiful ocean smell and those thoughts start coming in.
>you'll find someone anon <3
Maybe, maybe not. Turning 22 in April. Clocks ticking.
>>25662468
>Taller than me
ie: over 6 foot
>From a good family
ie: arbitrary shit nobody has any control over
>Has a variety of hobbies like me. Sometimes I just want to watch Netflix
an absolute wealth of interests
fuck off roastie
>>25662439
>likes to give me kisses and be affectionate.
This has me feeling like shit
I don't even know what would happen if I tried to kiss a girl. The mechanics for a good kiss just escape me entirely.
Anyone else know this feel?
>>25662554
>tfw just started thinking if my breath smells and if she would think it smells.
>>25662541
Fuck off chad
>I-I'm not Chad
Just kill yourself cunt
>>25662582
I'm not chad man, the only chad tier thing i have is my motorcycle and it's my only friend.
Literally.
>>25662601
And if I'm lucky it'll fall apart while you're riding so one less Chad can shitpost here. If I'm luckier than that you'll get that Canadian girl too so there's one less normie whore
>>25662551
Dude you got problems.
I meant that I like Netflix/vidya but don't want to do them every single night.
>>25662622
>And if I'm lucky it'll fall apart while you're riding so one less Chad can shitpost here.
That's the only thing that makes me happy and puts a smile on my face in this world, how could someone be so cruel?
TALL, BIG DICK AND A JAWLINE HARDER THAN KING ARTHUR
Guys who love video games, but not gay shit like LoL.
Sweet, kind and thoughtful, but also firm and aren't a pushover.
Value loyalty.
Seriously care about their friends. Even better is when they can actually say I love you to their buddies. I find that really manly.
>>25662643
>Dude you got problems.
If you don't have problems you don't belong here
>>25662676
>Seriously care about their friends
>their friends
are people trolling right now?
>>25662676
>all this normie shit
Women need to be permab& on the spot
>>25662183
yup, especially if you're both ugly and dark skin.
>>25662676
What are friends? Other then that it sounds like me.
>>25662643
nobody cares about how you feel about anything
sage
>>25662652
Fuck off chad normie
Nobody cares
>>25661998
I hope you find someone, anon.
>>25662315
I don't have any hate for you, anon. As a guy, I only date women shorter than me, as a rule. So I understand.
I'm 6'2 though, so that's almost every woman.
>>25662676
>BE ATTRACTIVE
>DON'T BE UNATTRACTIVE
>HAVE A BIG DICK
woah whore take it easy
>>25662551
>i.e. over 6ft
I don't get what the big deal is.
If you're white, than 6ft is not a big hurdle to aim for.
If you're not white, than girls don't care about size too much because mexicans and asians are all short anyway.
>>25662799
> don't have any hate for you, anon.
She's referring to bitter manlets like me that want her to get shot in the back of her fucking head.
Although I want it because she's a fucking normie that should fuck off
>>25662652
I don't wish you any harm, friend.
I hope your motorcycle has a long life with many hundreds of thousands of miles to it.
>>25662848
>bitter manlets like me
Alright, sure, you're short, but come on, if you're gonna call yourself a robot, than think logically.
Do you really want a woman who's obsessed with height? No?
Than you wouldn't want her, and thus ta-da.
It's like being mad at someone for not liking white guys or fat guys or men at all.
You don't fit their preference, it's not on you, it's not your fault. No need to be bitter. If she's a dumb stacy anyway why would you want her?
Come on anon, use your head here.
>>25662933
Maybe you should read the whole post?
I want the whore gone because she's a fucking normie. I want all the normie shitposters (yourself included) gone.
2D ones. Preferably megane types with a cruel personality.
>>25662844
there isn't a lot of difference between 5"10 (average height) and 6"0, despite what /fit/ will tell you
the height requirement of most straight women is ridiculous and if they had their way they'd walk around with men who look like their dads
t. bi (white) male
>>25662864
Thanks pal, it brought a tear to my eye reading that. Have a happy and heart-warming 2016.
>>25662554
you put lips to lips thats it. You pout them out and press them to hers. thats all a kiss is. you never kissed your mum gn as a kid?
>>25660719
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LyzUIEW-Q5E
>>25662968
>I'm a normie because I... what, aren't as bitter as you?
Nah m8. I'm not a normie by any stretch of the imagination.
>>25662249
>fembots use practice bfs
now it all makes sense
>>25662249
All of the women here want Chad and have all said it though.
They aren't attracting any practice bfs
>>25662848
the only chad here is you man, only chad can bully people this much.
>all these threads usually boil down to be 6ft or +
>im 6.2
>never had a gf
don't worry manlets being tall doesn't mean shit if you're a robot you still have bad social skills which is the key
>>25663205
Social skills can be developed
I can't grow you cunt
>>25662249
/thread right here senpai. Smh simply smdh also sage
>>25663205
Welcome to the 2010's. Even an average-looking girl can go on Instagram, create a shrine to herself, and have thousands of thirsty losers inflating her ego.
If there's ONE thing wrong with you you're invisible to girls. You could be tall and good-looking but if you're awkward or have a crappy job, don't even bother.
>>25663205
But you also need to look handsome
>>25663261
>Social skills can be developed
>I can't grow you cunt
back in highschool there was this 5.6 ft chad that would just date short girls ie:freshman
most girls are short so your not shit out of luck
if you are handsome+confidence+money you can get girls even if you're short
>>25662676
>Guys who love video games, but not gay shit like LoL.
I'm glad others feel this way.
>everyone you ever met online always talks about and plays lol
>Only game people talk about irl is lol
Fucking hell I want to go back in time
Where are all the girls? Aren't they accepting boyfriend application's today?
>>25663438
>most girls are short so your not shit out of luck
I like tall women, but short girls are absolute cunts
They're even worse than amazons about height
>>25660719
Skinny, edgy, mentally ill ones. The more fucked up the better. I have a messiah complex.
>>25662315
6'5 dutch guy here, lets make babies.
>>25663480
>>>/soc/
fuck off robot
>>25660719
Every other woman thinks they're special. They're not. Anyway, now that I got that out of the way, the type of guy I like is becoming in style so I feel bad. Very very bad, I'm just as unoriginal as the rest of them, but not only that but I had my dream guy and I lost him due to my own immaturity and stupidity. Now he's gonna go on to date some hot stacy bitch because "nerdy boys le xD" end my life senpai
>>25663560
>I'm not a basic bitch like the other girls
>I liked chad in glasses before it was cool
>>25660719
easy senpai, you must be
>tall
>cute
>good job
>social skills
but the all the mans i see are:
>fat/overweight
>jobless/hired in black/temporary jobs
>manlets
>shit taste, shitty talk
>dating the landwhale who can rise theyr kids while he plays cards and get drunk with other mans like him
>>25663560
>Every other woman thinks they're special. They're not.
>now that I got that out of the way, the type of guy I like is
I'M NOT LIKE LE OTHER GRILLS LOOK HOW SPECIAL I AM XD XD
>oh no I lost my "ideal guy" to another girl ;___;
you're boring, you're a stereotype, and you fucked up
why exactly do you expect sympathy here? your husbando is moaning in orgasm inside a real woman as we speak
all you fags are livin' in la-la landGENETICALLYSUPERIORMALES
>>25663596
>tall
check
>cute
check
>good job
check
>social skills
fuck of roastie
what the fuck does a fembot look like?
I used to think robots were all fat acne ridden loners like the stereotypes on tv but from the face threads here the norm is actually just average skinny guys. almost none of them even look ugly they just aren't chads.
considering even the fattest of landwhales can get a shit ton of matches on any dating site I have a hard time imagining what a friendless shut in loner female would look like.
its up to males to engage the female so you would have to be pretty fucked up socially or physically to warrant no attention what so ever.
I'm probably gonna have to agree with the more bitter robots that say a "fembot" only wants chad since pretty much any girl can find success in online dating and find people walking up to her in bars and parties
hell my sister who is a chubby acne ridden 24 year old gets cat calls on the subway
>>25663480
Spoiler: Mentally ill people never get better. You can't change them with love. They'll drain your emotional and physical energy until you're non-functional and then drain you some more.
They make you feel you're needed and they'd An Hero without you but they always find new people to prey on once you get tired of their shit.
>>25663723
you need to fuck off with her normie
>>25663731
Real robots dont posr their face, the only people who do are normies from soc. They start the threads,
>>25663731
>what the fuck does a fembot look like?
it depends
either a regular roastie who thinks she's all "ZOMG SUCH A WEIRDO XD"
or a fat fuck failed normie who never showers but can still somehow get laid any time she wants to
some (male, obviously) robots can look rather regular, you're right
>>25663731
>I have a hard time imagining what a friendless shut in loner female
That's good, because none of these "fembots" are.
The fact that they have any standards disproves this
Dudes who smoke bud out of aluminum cans like moi
>>25663587
No I am not trying to say I'm special you retard. I'm saying I did like that type before it was cool. and then it became a trend and he realised he had more options and better ones, ones he didn't even consider. He could have just been content with me but of course he had to fall for the normie trap. Shame, because he is really special. >>25663648
and you don't know me I'm not boring and Idc what other girls are like, they're the boring ones, I'm cool you nigger. Stop trying to bait me, you're just repeating what I was saying you fucking idiot retard mongoloid freak. I hope your family dies in a house fire I can't even bother to read the rest of what you said because you're such a stupid ugly fucking faggot, kill yourself loserrrr
>>25663731
I'm a floppy-skinned fuckup. Imagine a girl with a young face and the body of an 80 year old and there you have it.
Most are probably what >>25663819 said though. All the girls that post pictures are at least a 5 from what I've seen.
>>25663907
>received_1663436400562442.jpg
Fuck off norm slut
>>25663951
>I'm cool you nigger
How cool?
I'm le nerdy guy xD, but I haven't had any women falling over me. The only time that happens is for Chad with glasses.
>>25663907
>smoke bud out of aluminum
just make a bong out of a Gatorade bottle or fuck even an apple
when you do the can method your huffing paint and killing your brain like a retard
>>25663978
It's me lol I saved it after I sent it to a group chat so I wouldn't have to dig through my pictures to find it
>>25663951
no you're boring
what are your hobbies besides netflix and tumblr? you're not special, no girl is special
>>25663723
im male you fucktard, and how you can even fail on a having a gf? i mean, a qt gf not a practice one? just off your self familio
>>25663999
Nothing can rob me of my inhuman ability to memorize song lyrics after listening to a song once and remember the lyrics for years and years
>>25663959
>Imagine a girl with a young face and the body of an 80 year old and there you have it.
I imagine I'd fuck one hard enough to make her saggy skin flap like wings and fly around the earth. So I find it hard to believe that makes her a fembot
>>25663885
im a virgin male robot but even I have some standards
the standards are just incredibly low and just boil down to don't be old enough to be my mother and don't have an std
I honestly would do a fucking burn victim as long as they wore a mask or bandages during sex
>>25664052
>don't be old enough to be my mother
norman detected
>>25663767
Mentally ill person that has gotten significantly better here. Eat shit.
Then again, I always was a pretty damned competent person.
>>25663951
>and you don't know me I'm not boring
I can tell already
> Idc what other girls are like
you already said none of them are special
> I hope your family dies in a house fire
so do I (but that's not going to happen because they can't stand being in the same room as one another)
stop being a 14 year old little brat, and stop trying to bait people by pretending to be someone you're not
>>25664046
That made me laugh like crazy, anon.
I don't know why it cheered me up so much though.
>>25662676
mfw that's me, but i play lol on occasion
not even finna post contact info or anything, but i never thought being close to your friends could be attractive
but i act especially gay with my friends, i do love them and i'll say it, but i also say tons of gay shit kek
>>25663907
>he didn't buy a fedora pipe from amazon
Aluminum in your lungs isn't good for you. It's downright horrible for you.
>>25664115
>I don't know why it cheered me up so much though.
Because someone is more than willing to have sex with you still
>>25664026
OH yeah let me just validate myself to you so you can put me down further, hurddurr I need your approval! already you show you don't care about knowing if I am "special" or not, you just want to shit on me because >le girl which I don't blame you because girls are the worst, but you're just sounding like an angry autist and nobody here thinks you are cool, that's why you have to resort to coming to "fembot feels" threads, the worst of the worst.
>>25663993
and Idk, he wasn't even chad, he was just sort of like a cute twink and really quiet, but he played it cool which is why he managed to not get autism and I did. you're probably fine looking, maybe even on tier with him but in my eyes he is perfect which is why it's so painful, he was all I looked for in a person and more, he was always his own person </3 i dun fucked up
>>25663813
>the only people who do are normies from soc.
I kinda suspected that but then I wondered why someone from /soc/ would browse /r9k/
why would someone from the social meetup board visit the anti-social loner board
I really hope /soc/ doesn't browse hear that place is a shithole
>>25664115
because it makes you think like you have a chance with somebody desirable
which you dont
>>25663031
This is a bitter fucking board. I get that's kinda the point, but do what makes you happy m8. You seem like an okay guy.
Is it even possible to get a girlfriend from here if you are average? I mean i think it's impossible. Women on here think they aren't picky but they don't bat an eyelid to any of the guys that post unless they look like some model. I mean, why in earth would she pick you or me when she has hundreds of guys throwing themselves at her on the internet? She can pick and choose the finest from the crop.
>>25664229
>I'm cool nigger
>idk
What the fuck? Are you sure you're cool then?
I might look good, but I did get autism
>>25664152
how much does a good pipe cost?
Im still using a gatorade bottle and a chillum taped on to it
I got some glass pipes but the whole is to big and they need a filter to stop the weed from falling in and clogging the pipe
>>25664229
go back to fucking pinterest already, you ugly hag
no wonder he didn't want you
>>25662554
>mechanics
Found the robot LOL TIL that this guy is a robot LMAO
>>25664332
lol I've never been on pinterest and I'm not ugly. Why is it that he didn't want me, exactly? That's right, you have nothing to say, you're just mad because I pwnd you
>>25664363
>Why is it that he didn't want me, exactly?
you're unlikable in every way
>>25664284
Yeah I'm cool I just don't want to tell you guys why I am because I actually have low self esteem, I'd probably just end up apologising for nothing and making excuses for why I am so horrible but in actuality, all my mistakes are just human. I draw though, and I make jokes so I think I am ok as far as women go, I also don't slut around and never have apart from the one guy but I'm saving myself for him. I'm "ok looking" too but I've always had autism, it just turned into super mega jumbo autism in the past few years
>>25664296
The pipe I posted costs around $5 I believe. I use .5 inch diameter filters. I got a pack of 50 for pretty cheap, and you can use a single one for a long time. They are just these metal grate circles you throw in the bowl to prevent the matter from getting into your lungs. You might want to consider getting a vaporizer, I am planning on buying one once I get paid.
>>25664407
hahahahah good one anon,
>doesnt list any examples
are you sure you're not just projecting your own self image onto me? because I think I am pretty likeable ;)
>>25664363
im not him but you should just shut the fuck up
why are you defending your self on an anonymous image board?
you're trying to justify that you're not ugly to a guy that has never seen your face, do you not see how pointless and retarded that is?
>>25664415
Be my "cool" gf
>>25664424
>You might want to consider getting a vaporizer
I am but they are expensive as fuck
what vape you thinking of buying im trying to buy one of the cheap models
>>25663445
I think us two are the last ones left. I think my friend's theory is right: the only reason MOBAs are as big as they are is because of the ridiculous prize pools that their competitions have, bringing in the current bullshit mentality that video games aren't something fun but something to be enjoyed as a sport, with serious practice sessions. Absolute cancer.
I tried playing LoL for a whole day once. The whole thing feels like glorified cookie clicker.
>spawn
>click toward the middle of the map
>click on the enemy
>enemy dies
>or you die, at which point repeat from step one
The worst part is, people pretend like there's all this deep strategy in the game when all it is is "pick one of three lanes, then click for one hour".
Then I'd tell people that their game sucks, and they'd tell me that I didn't like it because I was bad at it.
i like a funny, introverted guy who is clingy, doesn't have a lot of friends, preferably none, leans right politically and has good knowledge on several subjects he's interested in and can and likes to talk about them a lot
i like a guy to be submissive and obsessive and basically wants to dedicate his life to me and let me take care of him/his needs, wouldn't mind having a househusband
as for looks i like dark, curly/wavy hair, brown eyes, skinny
>>25664435
>are you sure you're not just projecting your own self image onto me?
I am reading your posts and there is not a single positive thing about you
Minimum:
>one who meets her bare minimum standard of attractiveness
Factors that increase the chances, but don't help you if you don't meet the attractiveness standard:
>being her "type" ("nerd," "alternative," hipster, musician, athlete, etc.)
>having an alpha personality
>being "nice" or "sweet," but not to the detriment of being alpha
>being funny
>having money
>having status
>having hobbies
That's about it. And note that when they say the want a nerdy guy, they don't mean Autismo McFedoralord who's a really good Dungeon Master. They mean Chad Thundercock with glasses and a lab coat. And if they say they like "alternative" guys, they don't mean a scrawny edgelord with zits and a trenchcoat. They mean Chad all gothed-out. And so on, and so forth.
And again, absolutely nothing will help if you aren't attractive. That's a prerequisite, and the rest is a bonus. A woman will pick a 10/10 attractive Chad who personifies every personality trait and interest she claims to hate before she'll pick a 4/10 beta who has all the traits she "wants in a man." She'll friendzone him and then talk about how she wants a guy who's like him, which really means she wants to find him, but more physically attractive.
Stop replying you retards just tell them to fuck off once while using sage.
>>25664478
Please be my gf
Please
That all sounds like me minus the curly hair
Tall, lanky cyborgs with hard abs and a strong jaw and intense eyes. Shy but attractive, likes fat asses and thick thighs, wants to have at least two kids, and has a cat. Has a good work ethic and morals, appreciates the value of a good, honest, cute, hardworking and loyal female which is rare to find in our generation.
I married one, actually.10/10 would marry again every day for the rest of my life
>>25664478
almost me
>>25664478
>i like a funny, introverted guy who is clingy, doesn't have a lot of friends, preferably none
said no woman ever
stop trying to give these guys false hope in order to attain a higher number of replies
sage
There is no such thing as a femanon or fembot. Are you gay op? You want to fuck men? That's fucking gross.
>>25664471
I personally can't afford the expensive ones. I am getting the magic flight launch box. I found it for $80 on a website, but I won't plug the website. You can find it with a google search for that price though. Website is aroma tec.
Well I think it is a good introduction to vaporizing. It is not a big investment, but it is said to be a quality piece. In the future I might consider getting one of those German made $400 ones which are said to be the best. Or a desktop one.
>>25664508
either you're fat, black or a redhead. which is it?
>>25664489
>physically attractive.
how the fuck do you boost attractiveness for girls?
Is it lifting?
girls seem to have an abstract version of attractiveness to me
if girls are attracted to chad then how do I become chad like physically since socially im an outcast. since they are a social outcast too does that negate my social outcast status?
>>25664542
i'm not funny and i have blue eyes
>>25664503
>appreciates the value of a good, honest, cute, hardworking and loyal female which is rare to find in our generation.
lmao
sage
>>25664028
I had one once long ago, but I have an unattractive neurotic personality. Seriously none of that other shit makes up for it.
>>25664581
>Is it lifting?
Yes that would help. If you are overweight then losing fat will make you look better.
But when you see a girl who squats 300 pounds, and them thighs. It gets the dogs barking.
>>25664478
>guy to be submissive
>house husband
>all these fags saying "me"
Smh kill yourselves desu senpai.
>>25663767
Spoiler: I'm aware because I'm a mentally ill woman preying on mentally ill men because they're the clingiest and abusing them feeds me.
>>25664581
>>25664621
Opps, I misinterpreted that post. I thought you meant how women can get more attractive to men.
>>25664621
>Yes that would help. If you are overweight then losing fat will make you look better.
but im a skeleton
also above 6ft
so far what i've got going for me is being tall and not being fat. what do I have to add to be more attractive? the only things that are un obtainable for me are money and social status and im wondering if that's the breaking point for attractiveness.
>>25664474
I don't understand how anyone finds clicking for hours to be fun to the point that it's extremely popular. Might as well be playing Minesweeper or something. At least I know two people who repented and shit on lol too but fuck is it everywhere. Can't tell how many fags play it just because it's popular but play nothing else.
>>25664581
either you've got "it" or you don't. that way he walks, his voice, that jaw, that intensity, his stance, his shoulders, his muscley thighs, his abs, his humor, his strength and dominance
this is gonna sound weird but I played hotseat Civ with my husband and got turned on by him conquering other civilizations. then I had a fantasy of him taking my capitol and then grabbing me and throwing me down, ripping off my panties and grunting that there's nothing I can do to stop him from taking my country while he takes me from behind, hair in his fist
I understand that sounds ridiculous, but this is what girls mean when they say they want a nerdy guy.
>>25664444
waaaah why does it matter what I do with my time? Maybe I wanted to be pointless and retarded, maybe I want to not hav you guys think I'm cool and awesome jjust because you guys think it's important that you approve of me? fuck off already, "anonymous image board" wow look at this guy, he doesn't take shit seriously, LETS ALL BE LIKE HIM
seriously what is your point in even responding, are you as dumb as he is?
>>25664487
and cool when did I ever say I wanted to be liked? I know I'm cool and don't have to try to be some hard le anoonymoose internet thug just to try and make it so you guys will be like "BE MY INTERNET GF LOL UR NOT LIKE THE OTHER CHCIKS/!@32" can you guys just not think with your dick for a second and just not try to acknowledge me as anything other than an anon? I'd never hook up with one of these idiots on here anyway so it's pointless to be giving me your opinion trying to correct me just so you can think I am cool. you don't even know me bruh.
>>25660719
Idols, 2D, and qt intellectual quiet types.
>>25662704
Are your fee-fees hurt that girls aren't thirsting for robocock?
>>25664746
>can you guys just not think with your dick for a second and just not try to acknowledge me as anything other than an anon?
that's how I always viewed you
and you're terrible
>>25664666
No, I got your real question now, now to be more attractive to women. Okay, I happen to know this.
(Citation: Find it yourself, but it's real) The first thing the average woman notices on a man is their glutes. Women are attracted to strong, firm glutes. I want you to get bigger glutes.
Another thing that is attractive (not as important as the glutes) to women is a good v-taper. A good v-taper makes you look bigger. And women like that.
So go do some lifting. Standard exercises, you know the deal. Read Starting Strength, do a program to your liking. You will want a strong squat and deadlift for your glutes. And if you want a better v-taper then I want you training your lats 3 times a week, twice every workout. Yeah, that's a lot, but they are big muscles and they can tolerate that stress. So those exercises would be the deadlift, chin-up/pull-up (I like chin-ups because they make my biceps bigger), and some kind of horizontal rowing movement. Or just do starting strength, whatever.
tl;dr Get big firm glutes
>>25661998
L O N D O N
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(original comment, pls do not repost)
>>25664581
A lot of it is genetic, like facial/bone structure and height. Beyond that, it's a matter of being in shape, well-dressed (even if she does like "alternative" or hipster-ish guys, for instance, you can have clothes that fit badly or just look bad within those fashion styles),and taking care of yourself (smell nice, be clean-shaven if you don't have facial hair, have clean, good-looking hair, etc.).
>since they are a social outcast too does that negate my social outcast status?
No. Absolutely not. I dated a girl who was literally autistic and who hung out with mostly guys. She was exposed to a million social outcasts who had all the same interests as her, and she still chose me, probably because I had all those interests too and a comparatively alpha personality and body. I may have been an edgy hot-topic tier weeaboo, but I was one who lifted and liked to dominate people in everything. Even if this is a girl who genuinely wants a lv. 80 paladin who plays video games and goes to anime cons, she wants the most alpha guy she can find within that subcategory, and she's not settling.
A woman automatically has social value, no matter what. Even if she's as autistic and shy and introverted and weird and depressed as you are, she has more social value than a guy with the exact same traits just by merit of having a vagina, and woman don't fuck or date men with less social value than they have.
>>25664717
Everyone pay close attention to this femanon. She speaks the truth.
>>25664746
Holy shit I've just been scrolling past your posts but your retarded typing and molding roast beef is giving me cancer. Get out whore.
>>25664717
>I understand that sounds ridiculous, but this is what girls mean when they say they want a nerdy guy.
Shut the fuck up whore anyone that plays civ is a damn normie. Grand strategy is autistic nerds play
>>25662704
Why is this normie? I'd think guys can be like this but still have essentially 0 friends, never socializing and just be online consuming Chinese media all day.
>>25664474
>>25664712
you can basically boil down every game to "just clicking"
>>25664868
>>25664717
fuck off you normie sluts
>mfw I look like pic related all the time
>the drug junkie cocaine eyes, even though I don't do cocaine
>>25664832
HAHAHHAH
>le roast beef
>LE HIGH FIVE EPIC BRO WE GOT HER
you're reprimanding me for being "dumb" and you're literally being a meme, spouting the same phrase every person on here says? You are literally just repeating what every person on here says, do you have any original thoughts in your head at all? guess what I've been here for years and you guys are never gonna get rid of me, I belong here more than you, you just came here because you saw le funny screenshots of us on reddit and wanted to be cool and edgy for yourself. also by how butthurt you are getting I can also only deduce that you're a woman who is sad that another woman is taking away from MUH ATTENTION, kill yourself woman
>>25664717
>this is gonna sound weird but I played hotseat Civ with my husband and got turned on by him conquering other civilizations. then I had a fantasy of him taking my capitol and then grabbing me and throwing me down, ripping off my panties and grunting that there's nothing I can do to stop him from taking my country while he takes me from behind, hair in his fist
why are women so fucking retarded
Hey you fags like my haircut?
>>25664930
Games can have a lot of combined hand/finger motions that require much more hand-eye coordination and muscle memory. On the end of that spectrum are fighting games. Much more fun than lol, even ones with le 1-frame combos.
>>25665038
You don't get it, dude? Her post makes total sense.
This guy's her husband. He's clearly alpha enough in her eyes that she wanted to get hitched to him.
He's nerdy enough to be playing vidya, but he's dominating other civilizations in it. She clearly appreciates video games, and all women appreciate dominance. He's taking on the role, even if it is just a fantasy, of a conquering mastermind. Thus, she got fucking wet.
>>25665057
I want to call you a faggot but then I remember I have the same haircut. I don't look like such a god damn twink, though. You need facial hair, brother.
>>25664712
Online chess is just clicking too
>>25664806
nigga i didn't even know i had those bodyparts
>>25665090
>tfw 18
>tfw no god tier beard
>tfw all my German families men have beards
Feels bad man.
>>25665088
He's playing casual normie vidya
He isn't a nerd and she doesn't appreciate video games you white knight faggot
>>25665088
ding ding ding
Bingo.
>>25664717
>>25665088
>on r9k
>being married to nerdy alpha guy
>probably around 6' and doesn't browse r9k
FUCKING NORMALFAGS GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
physically:
dark hair, dat shoulder-waist ratio, not fat, well-dressed (no faggoty effay shit)
personality:
ambitious, same sense of humor, loyal, social skills to compensate for my social retardedness
>>25665143
Normie slut fuck off
>>25665135
Being a nerd isn't about being autistic. No one is attracted to retarded sperglords. Stop trying to argue like that's what she's implying when she says she's into nerds, there's obviously a spectrum. Is chad playing Civ? No.
>>25661998
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>>25665156
But are you good looking? That's the question. You get from a relationship what you put into it.
>>25665080
That's why I love fighting games so much. In general, good fighting games can't be bullshitted. You're never going to out-level, out-gear, or out time-waste anybody in a fighting game. It's reflex, skill, strategy in the sense of thinking on your feet, and general mastery of the controls that count. Numbers can't win it for you. Sure, you could button-mash your way to victory, but a sufficiently-skilled player will wipe the floor with a button-masher nine times out of ten. Sure, one character in a fighter might be OP or be a good foil for another, but you can still beat them with a worse character by just being BETTER.
>>25665179
>there's obviously a spectrum
>Is chad playing Civ? No.
t. Normalfag
>>25665184
no she doesn't females can score above their league with ease
ugly hambeasts can get an average guy easily
>>25665184
think i'm above average, but not a knock out
good looking enough to get the occasional compliment from a stranger
>>25665236
I've never experienced that, but then again I haven't dated a fat person or anyone that's not average or above average.
>>25665146
He's 6'1 and he's a cyborg like me. He grew up on 4chan like I did so we have the same fucked up humor.
>>25665264
Post pics or fake
>>25662676
>their friends
10/10 here's your (you).
>>25665264
literally every woman that exists gets compliments from strangers, lady I've seen girls that are totally busted get nice words from guys that turn around when she walks away and make pained faces behind her back
>>25665279
>cyborg
At least she admits they're both normies and she's with a tall chad
Fuck off whore
>>25665279
>he's a cyborg like me
just stop it already
>>25662676
>tfw this is me
>tfw too late
>>25665326
you're just mad that some robots are over six feet tall, fit, strong and drop-dead sexy. And femanons, your last remaining hope, are getting snatched up by them
>>25665279
>everything confirmed
>even added le cyborg maymay
Yup fuck off and anhero together and stop shitting the site up.
>>25665390
you're both bland normies who should not be posting on /r9k/
>>25665390
No
I'm mad that chads and women are being called robots
Fuck off
I've never had friends, I'm miserable, I'm a kissless hugless virgin, and my family hates.
I'm a complete fuck up
That's a robot
>>25665057
>LE SHAVED AT THE SIDES AND LONGER AT THE TOP FAEC XD
go back to fucking /soc/, normie
>>25665315
idk dude, i dont what else to go on besides my own assessment of myself
guys rarely hit on me
compliments are usually from fellow females
>>25665188
>tfw you're better than all the nerds at your college and can win with any character onsmash :^]]]
>>25665479
"I'm so jealous of you! You just eat whatever you want without caring what people think of you!" "Your thighs are so thick with strength!" "You are so confident, you just wear any old thing!"
>>25665479
It's almost like robots get mad because they can't get girls :^)
>>25665264
every woman alive considers themselves "above average"
fuck off roastie, your taste is eye-rollingly generic
>>25665279
go away too
>>25665479
"Oh my god I love that skirt where did you get that?? ... that is the ugliest effing skirt I've ever seen in my entire effing life."
>>25665512
>>25665553
oh no my fees fees :(
>>25665479
it's pretty standard practice to compliment a female if you have nothing positive to say to them. And not even backhanded compliments, I got more compliments when I was a fat autistic loser than I ever did when I lost weight and started dressing like I wasn't raised by Forest Gump. "I love your glasses!" "Wow, I like your shirt, is that a reference?" "Hi! I just wanted to tell you that you look super cute today."
this is how pretty girls make themselves feel like they aren't terrible people. makes them feel like they did something good, thinking they're making people feel good by complimented them needlessly
Pissed me off because I saw right through it. How fucking insulting, that they think I need their approval or their compliment, as though it would uplift me, such a grand gesture! How charitable of the gods to step to my level!
>>25665447
fucking this
robot is a term for the lowest of the low
we are the bottom of society
why the fuck are chads and women coming here and calling themselves robots?
why the fuck would you want to be one of us?
is it for sympathy or something
>>25665620
go back to fucking tumblr already you ugly. malformed, acne-ridden hag
>>25665668
nobody cares what you think, or your inability to take a compliment nor your jealousy towards more attractive women
This thread got bad quick. I'm just looking for that qt that was watching Wrestle Kingdom. The thread archived before I could post contact ;_:
>>25665778
meet a real fucking woman you nu male piece of shit
>>25662676
Please be in west coast and post contact.
>>25665743
Nobody cares what I think so much that nobody commented to tell me what she thinks
>>25660719
to other robot
at least in my case
>>25661998
Wow, that fat huh??
>>25665806
yeah, so you can keep her all to yourself. Nice try faggot
>>25665743
>>25665743
rustled jimmies ahoy, captain
>>25666065
aha white knight cuckold detected sailor XDDD
you do realise she wont fuck you for this comment, right?
>>25665057
Fire your barber senpai
>patchy sides
>>25666180
You don't know that. You can't know that.
>>25666230
Oh nah I saw that too it's a shadow.
i know there were a lot of things that, as a person,i probably wouldnt like.
still
>i want to protect that smile
>>25666289
>lovecraft was a true robot who died penniless and completely alone
>his wife sonia greene left him and moved to california where she married a doctor
threadly reminder women are all whores
>>25666445
true. do not block me robot
>>25662298
>[email protected]
Hit this one up, senpai.
She's a little cray cray but she might be for you if you're towards Melbourne.
>>25661998
>tfw 26
Life really has passed me by...
2D. Monsterboys. The unattainable.
It's better this way.
Personally speaking
That's the type of guy that I like:
Dirty blond or brown hair
Pale skin
Cute
Around 5'10"
Otter mode or skinny
Aren't too loud
Pretty blue, green or hazel eyes
That's about it
>>25668603
>tfw this describes me literally 100% accurately
>>25668603
Do you like bearded guys, or if I am little taller like 6'2 ? Coz I might be your guy
>>25668612
We're going to fight for her, tomorrow at 12:00 I am waiting you in the graveyard for a duel of your choice !
>>25668612
>>25668617
Cmon guys don't take the obvious b8
>>25668603
im 6'1'' but other than that, you just described me.
I just want a trap that I can feminize and tell her that she's beautiful is that too much to ask
>>25668635
I'm not looking for an online gf my friend, she's all yours. I just thought it was odd that that description was me exactly
>>25668663
I was told I'd make a good trap
Be my gf femanon
>>25668603
pls be my gfOC
Only black guys really.
