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>tfw can smoke weed indoors again
>>25655448
this looks like a tilde post.
>tfw you talk to some kid on Omegle and you end up giving practical studying advice
I'm going soft in my old age. Somebody please kill me.
I got to be up at 9am. only thing left for me to do is fap.
Late night waifuposting
>>25656200
>tfw exams so I need to sort my sleep schedule out
>tfw I have the window closed, but it's still cold in my room
>>25656166
well that was over quick.
just gotta brush my teeth and clean my anus then I can go to bed.
If everyone here is a neet on bennies like you all claim why does this chat die between 2am and 7am every day without fail?
Do any of you lads sell your anti-depressants?
How much do you get for them? How did you find out who to sell them to?
>>25656244
>exam on wednesday and assignment due in thursday
>ain't done shit for either
>9 hour practical tomorrow at 9:00am
>10 weeks of these 9 hour practicals.
>Still haven't fixed my body clock
Fuck...
>been unemployed for a while now
>can't get jobs
Fuck me I'd be happy working at mcdonalds for 40 hours a week.
I NEED MY FUCKING NIGHTCLUB MONEY FUCK ALL I NEED IS A BIT OF CASH FOR DRUGS AND SPENDING ALL NIGHT IN DEANSGATE IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR?!
Post your NEET powerlevels.
10 months here
>>25657864
When did you awaken?
>>25657967
i usually sleep at 6/7am so havent even slept yet
>>25658044
Yeah you're fucked
>>25657930
2 yearsFree me from this neverending madness
>>25657865
Deansgate? You 16 senpai?
>>25658121
27, but I like being with all the young folk, not those decrepid old shits in traditional "pubs"
>>25656768
>tfw jumper and blanky on but cold tootsies
WAKE UP YOU DUMB NORMIES
I DON'T WANT TO BE THE ONLY ONE HERE
>>25659797
Uh ok
>>25659797
What's your favourite vidya game?
When I was young I really liked Kingdom Hearts, for nostalgia I rate it in the top 5, I wouldn't really have a number 1, it was great at the timeI never did defeat the final boss ;_;
>>25659797
Can't wake up.
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
Everything changes, nothing disappears.
>>25659797
I used to be able to talk to people before going to uni, now i feel shitty all the time and can't hold a conversation with anyone but my housemates.
I did some exercise today with some light dumbbells as i heard its good for motivation, not much but it was a little, i felt mentally terrible afterwards. I don't know why i feel like that's the opposite of what i'm told exercising does.
>normally sleep from between 4am-9am till 12pm 2pm if i awake by alarm, and if i go back to sleep for lack of reasons to get up i tend to re awaken at about 4pm. Dreading going back to uni to get the pattern back
>>25659967
I like Twilight Princess, i played it with an old gf when i was 16 before i broke up with her because i was retarded. I really enjoy the game on its own merits as its combat and puzzles are rewarding but not to hard and i sort of suck at games, but i can never play it without getting a bit sad.
>>25656200
late night waifu posting hurray
>school always encouraged you to follow your dreams
>wish they'd told me me that they were aiming to high and just taught me a trade that i could make a living off
>don't want to be another waste of space failed creative
>>25660582
Shittiest waifu in the fucking game, feel incredibly ashamed
>>25660645
nah I wont, I love alphys and would love to cuddle with her all night watching anime
I did it, thank fucking god, finally hit it.
>>25660666
>a fat gay lizard
Those trips just prove your waifu literally the devil
>>25660722
She's bi, in the section where mettaton asks about her crush, you can choose Asgore or Undyne and she blushes.
>>25660762
>bi
doesn't make any difference, still mentally ill fat lizard
Muffet is pretty much best waifu
>>25660860
She's just nervous and not confident, weight doesn't matter to me and she has traits that I do, I want to cuddle and love her and never leave her lab while we play video games and watch anime.
>>25660299
>I used to be able to talk to people before going to uni, now i feel shitty all the time and can't hold a conversation with anyone but my housemates.
I feel the same way. I was always a little spaghetti before, but being NEET and hardly talking to anyone for almost a year has really atrophied my social skills
>>25660897
Man even Asriel is a better choice, and i'm not even gay
Also I ran out of good female characters to think of because that game has like none
Posting superior waifu, could really do with a cup of tea and some cake, and a hug 2bh
>firefox crashed
>tabs re-opened with the new reply !
>was old replies and it was a mistake
Oh.
>>25662202
*unzips replies*
>>25662428
>tfw can't afford to hire someone to reply to my posts to feel less lonely
>>25662456
I'd do it for free anon if I knew who you were all the time.
>>25662469
I see what your up to, you want me to trip so i look like a faggot and all the other boys will laugh at me
>>25662499
Nah, I was more suggesting we could talk away from 4chan and you would be able to link me posts and I'd reply to them.
>>25662518
nah not really feeling it right now, just filled out a mental health form at my uni as i've been feeling shitty lately, currently feel low as hell
>>25662499
>all the other boys
T-there are boys in these threads? But I'm not wearing any make up?
I'm so poor that I had to have jam on toast for supper.
>mfw there are people who throw away the 'book ends' of bread instead of eating them
Black people in England...
Why the fuck is it so cold, lads
Jesus Christ, I am fucking freezing
>>25663076
I throw away the ass end of M&S sandwiches, but off any bits of meat with too much marbling, take the tails off bacon and only eat like 1/3rd of the asparagus.
How does that make you feel?
Morning lads. West London is more shit than usual this morning cause of all the rain.
Just arrived at my wagecucking station. Have a good day!
>was told there was snow forecast today
>its still drizzly
>>25664543
East London reporting in, still in bed for another hour and a half before I have to leave and be a wagie
So Bowie died.
>>25664876
I don't normally care about many celebrity deaths but this has kicked me right in the feels.
Morning lads, how is everyone today? I've done a whole week of regular sleeping pattern, feeling like quite the normie now.
>>25664876
rip in peace
make the most of your lives guys
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-35262535
>I fathered 800 children, claims sperm donor
Might consider this as a profession desu
>>25665502
>Might consider this as a profession desu
Thought about it but then realised the kids are allowed to know who you are once they're grown up.
>>25665538
But they can't ask you for money or any personal information, they just get your name. Unless you do it the way this guy did, in a few years the mountain of child suppot demands will start to pile up
>>25665562
I know, just the idea of some teen turning up and calling me dad freaks me out like nothing else. Even though I don't use it I'm still thinking I need to get the snip.
>>25664927
Same, people post about deaths here all the time. Few weeks ago it was some literal who "rockstar". But Bowie, that's a death worth posting about.
I have to go to college now lads...
Might throw myself under the bus
>>25665591
Vasectomies are dumb, read up on the downsides first, and they are not reversible. Risug is better, but men have had birth control since the 30s. Think about. Women take women hormones for bc. Men take man hormones for bc. It couldn't be simpler. 250mg test E once a week, or 1.2g test undecanoate once a month. It's a low dose butbut yshould still see some improvements unless you're a turbo Chad. Most likely you won't need ancillaries and can safely take it until you die of old age or tragic accident. Normies like to malign it out of envy or sour grapes or something. Who knows, there is no good argument against it.
>>25665734
how old are you?
You have been muted for 4 seconds, because your comment was not original.
You have been muted for 8 seconds, because your comment was not original.
>>25665749
>they are not reversible.
You say it like it's a bad thing
>at work
>should only be doing 3 days
>want me to work OT
>another 3 days
Fuck my life.
>>25665674
Same man. I dread the day McCartney goes.
>>25665841
"Sorry got plans"consisting of endless shitposting and wanking
>>25665804
Even if you like that you won't like the permanent, chronic, irreversible ball pain that comes from it. Vasectomies offer zero benefits that can't be gotten much better elsewhere with greater ease and lower price, and then there is the very long list of bad shit that comes with vasectomy.
>>25665890
Speaking from experience or memeing?
what's it like living in Britain, how's the refugees going?
>>25665917
Neither, look up the journals and shit talking about post-op pain,or just google the word vasectomy. It's in like 33% of cases. Would you really risk a 1 in 3 chance of constant justkickedinthenuts feeling just for the worst method of contraception available to men? You're free to do as much, but it's a bad idea. Just get risug or trt.they work better, are cheaper, and have less side effects,and when they do have sides they aren't as bad as constantly aching balls.
>>25666082
Memeing rhen
>>25665980
The former head of counter-terorism has said people need to stop going to Calais to volunteer as it's just encouraging more of them to show up
>>25666110
Are you so retarded you don't know what memeing is? Or is all medical procedures and journals memes to you?
>>25665980
I don't think we even got that many refugees in Britain. It's not too bad
>>25666146
>Tryhard on the internet pushing an agenda til it bleeds
Feels like memeing
>>25665562
You're not legally obliged to support any child conceived through through sperm donation.
In this day and age it's the ultimate way to reproduce.
>>25666171
we have way too many black people
>>25666186
>You're not legally obliged to support any child conceived through through sperm donation.
If you do it officially, through an nhs or licensed private intermediary. If youmeet some woman in the M1 services and hand over a pot of spunk in exchange for 50 quid, you have no such legal protections.
>>25665870
Normally I just tell them no and let them find someone else but everyone is on holiday so I'll pretty much have to do it.
>>25666291
What do you do lad? I am the first to comment this
>>25666218
>If youmeet some woman in the M1 services and hand over a pot of spunk
Do people like this exist in our country? Could one get laid for free at a service station?
I think I'm going off the deep end. My room is full of piss bottles and spunky tissues and I don't even care anymore when my mum comes in and sees them.
>>25666338
>Do people like this exist in our country?
That's what started this topic >>25665502
>>25666352
oh boy
that's rock bottom
>>25666218
I'd like to see that trial, a class action of 800 women demanding payment.
>>25666434
>hide piss bottles in cupboard
>take one of my rare ventures outside
>come back home
>mum has cleaned room
>piss bottles gone
>PANIC
>think they might be in the fridge as she mistook them for unopened drinks
>they aren't there
>she knows but never confronts me about them
>>25666352
>>25666989
Why don't you just use a toilet lads?
>time for every normie to pretend they gave a shit about david bowie and was a huge fan
I'm glad I don't use facebook or twitter when famous people die desu
>>25667025
I do after that incident mate.
>>25667041
>tfw I've been a fan for a few hours but already his death has completely rocked my world and I just don't know how I'm going to go on with that Bowie shaped hole in my heart
>no food in flat
>not a single crumb
>can't be fucked to go out to get something to eat
>already had pizza two days in a row
looks like i'm starving myself today lads
Remember a few threads ago we predicted Bowie's death.
Hello peoples. I am awake. got benefit visitor coming between 10-12.
be glad when that's over and done with.
mum put heating on for them but I turned it off again, theyre not being comfy.
>>25667137
It's almost 10am, go on just eat and find a breakfast place that delivers. Order lunch food like pasta and put it in the fridge for later.
>>25667377
>benefit visitor
What does one of those do?
>>25667377
>benefit visitor
What? Explain please.
>>25667396
actually its just to see if they can offer me any help because I am agorophobe.
>>25667025
I do most of the time but sometimes some cunt is in the bathroom and I just need to go.
>>25667396
>>25667402
Assessment to try and prove he doesn't need autismbux and can be put on a work programme
>>25667424
Yeah but in your home?
>>25667442
He's """disabled""", it would be cruel to make him come to the jobcentre.
Plus the assessment tests things like being able to do stuff for yourself, which is easier in your own home so it's easier for them to fail you
Tuca is such a shit dragon, why is he even on the show?
morning lads
whats the plan today
original comment
>>25667512
Wagekeking later, nice relaxing day waiting on a parcel until then.
How about you anon?
Lads how do I put music on my iphone without using itunes?
>>25667568
Hammer and a syringe
>>25666172
What agenda is that? I am not being paid every time someone does not get a vasectomy, unfortunately.
This board is so dead. In fact 4chan in general seems to be slowing down. Where are all you cunts going?
>>25667985
Bowie funeral parties
>>25667568
>not owning android
>>25667377
Well fuck that was fucking useless.....
they weren't here to offer me help of any kind, she just made me an appointment with a work advisor. probably to write a cv.
I told her its bullshit and opened the door and didn't speak to her.
Anyone know who this Smegmagoddess is?
>you will never be a refugeenigger raping cute blonde girls
>>25668090
Mate, you're fucked. Seems they have deemed you fit to work pretty much.
>>25668091
She's not even doing the poses right? How fucking stupid is she?
>>25667387
I had a look. There's one place that does sort of healthy stuff and it doesn't start deliveries until 6pm.
Fuck you world, I'm taking a fucking 40 minute walk to the closet tescos. Please pray for me. Fuck living in an industrial area of the city.
>>25668146
It wasn't a fit for work assessment. So they haven't deemed me anything, its just that im still in the work related activities group so have to do shit.
even tho theres no point, im waiting on long term therapy.
my review comes up in june so hopefully I can swap to the support group that I should be in.
But me, writing a cv, that should be fun, gonna ask them how to explain a 15 year work gap.
still rageing. gonna burst a blood vessel or something. genuinely thought this was for a support worker or something.
>>25668209
what's wrong with you mate. you faking a disability?
>>25668237
>le if it's not physical it's not a disability face
>>25668237
no, im agoraphobic, have been since I was 18.
>>25668250
so that's a yes then
forugivunessu pureesu roboto-san
>>25668250
awfully convenient
>>25668250
>are you faking a disability
>no
>im "agoraphobic"
>>25668266
>>25668278
oh look its the 4chan board of enquiry.
>>25668285
Oh, so phobias are disabilities now? Well I'm homophobic, gimme bennies
>>25668296
I'll give you cummies, you slag.
>tfw have 3 interviews for marketing, fundraising and hotel work this week
>tfw gonna walk-in on some agencies as well to get work as a waiter/bar staff or even retail
>also applied to tons of shit online
Fuck me juggling all this and picking the right one without entangling myself seems like a dangerous game.
but the job market and the employers are such brutal jews i don't really have a choice.
>>25668285
come on lad, fucking agoraphobic isn't a disability. i have a fucking panic attack when i have to go out and you don't see me claiming bennies.
not angry at you though mate, you're living the dream away from wageslaving. honestly you are. just that you don't have to keep up the act when you're with us here. plenty of other esa claimers here don't. we all know the pains of wageslaving.
>>25668247
>>le if it's not physical it's not a disability face
>>25668250
>agoraphobic
>a disability
I realise that a Jamaican bean counting forum probably isn't going to be the best place for a serious discussion of disability, but who here thinks there should be another word for people like anon who have 'anxiety' and 'depression' other than 'disabled'?
As someone who is both depressed and has been physically disabled since birth, the two are not remotely similar.
Also RIP Ptolemyboos
>woke up at a half decent time for once lads
>gunna get a shower then play videogames
>got a good daily quest on HOTS for once too
>maybe the maillad will bring me my copy of bloodbourne today too
Everythings going great boys.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUHzPeQb-CA
>>25668353
Everybody else seems to want to tell me what I am and am not.
>>25668379
>being disabled
>an excuse for not working
>fucking lazy scum.
>>25668409
It's not an excuse, and I have a job you cuck.
>>25668409
>Everybody else seems to want to tell me what I am and am not.
you're lazy mate, get over it and life the comfy life
>>25668409
Ignore them anon.
>>25668202
Try hungryhouse before you go out.
>>25668433
How do you know mate? Honestly curious.
>>25668408
Fuck off you filter dodging attention cunt.
>>25668486
As someone who has tilde on skype, he isn't even here mate.
>>25668409
>y-yyou can't see my disability
It's not there. You've looked it up on wikipedia and diagnosed yourself.
You're just lazy and unwilling to work.
>>25668379
If you break up the word disability you get the prefix dis which is a reversing prefix and the word ability which means possessing the skill to do something.
The definitions are quite broad, so quite literally if you can't do something you are disabled. If you can't leave the house for example, you don't have the ability to leave the house so you are disabled in the sense that you are unable to do something relative to the accepted norm.
A car and a plane are not similar, but they are both transport. Language is funny and you shouldn't really mess with it based on your personal sensibilities. I appreciate what you're saying but you can always clarify the use of the word disability by putting mental or physical in front of it.
>>25668507
This
tilde has posted he's not that into vidya. Doubt that's him posting right now.
>>25668409
You are being trolled. Turn off the internet and go outsi- oh fuck.
>>25668500
>>25668516
Fuck was meant to Q
>>25668520
>Turn off the internet and go outsi- oh fuck.
solid lels
>>25668524
You know what? Just fuck everything today.
>>25668486
>>25668516
It's poleaboo. He always starts his day with a blog post on here and usually mentions his daily video game or something. He's in to anime so the picture could be whimsical because his crushing depression hasn't set in yet. He also tends to miss apostrophes like the guy in that post.
Probability of it being poleaboo: good.
>>25668520
>Turn off the internet and go outsi- oh fuck.
BLOOST
>>25668481
He has an opinion and states his opinion as fact, that's how he knows.
>2016
>still no redhead welsh harpist gf
WHY LIVE
Another day of thinking what to eat.
>>25668559
i know because he's "agoraphobic" you knob head
>>25668379
I wouldn't lump them in with physical disabilities but you're a piece of shit if you don't think mental health can be a significant hindrance in life.
>>25668646
>baww I'm sad can't do anything
fucking suck it up like the rest of us
>>25668638
wow yes you certainly do don't you.
>>25668541
Poleaboo doesn't strike me as the sort of guy to listen to Deftones. I'm positive he posted that he doesn't listen to music. Maybe that was another gimmick poster.
Why don't you have a job anons?
>>25668157
I'd still eat her smelly roastbeef pussy
>>25668654
>"i can't leave the house, i get anxious woes me"
so does everyone else mate, just that everyone else deals with it. again, you can admit it here mate. i would love to live of esa too.
>>25668653
A sad machinist who ends up putting himself through the machine.
>>25668687
Official smackdown by a mental health expert right here.
>>25668692
Shhh, he's a wagecuck who thinks working a factory job is something to be proud of and show off about kek.
>>25668676
Cos no one will hire me.
>>25668696
>needing to be a mental health expert to figure out agoraphobia
>>25668676
I do as it happens lad, week two of telephone boogaloo. I'm not there at the moment as I said I don't want to work monday mornings.
>>25668653
I do suck it up and it doesn't stop me from doing things but it does affect how well I can do them because my head is not in the game.
>>25668661
Ya'll called me that when I asked if anyone could help me out with recruit a friend on Heroes of the Storm.
It's beginning to strike me as a bit mental how you all turn into some sort of faggot lynch mob just because I slam out an anime pic (in a thread that usually has waifu posters in it) and a fucking music link.
You don't all start freebleeding when I make other posts, just when they're in that format like a gang of nitroautists.
Fuck Poleboo, Fuck Tilde, and fuck you tinfoil hat wearing turbofaggots.
>>25668687
>i would love to live of esa too.
You would for a while. like every novelty it would wear off.
Then think about it,
you cant leave your house,
you cant do anything for yourself
you cant speak to any other human being.
you have no dreams, no future, youre always going to be alone.
see how long 4 walls being all youre going to get out of life continues making you happy.
>>25668708
>mfw hes working a 12 hour shift right now
>>25668724
>uses the one person less sympathetic than him as a reaction image.
Good job
>>25668748
suck it up mate, b urself
>>25668747
Don't post tilde's waifu next time then mate.
>>25668747
Jesus fucking Christ what's wrong with your facial muscles?
What's your favorite Bowie album lads? Low for me. I can't fucking believe he's dead.
>>25668770
p much this, used a picture tilde used and it's his waifuthere is absolutely nothing wrong with tilde
>>25668752
Look, it's another lefty. Inshallah mate.
>>25668747
>Ya'll
going to need to see your papers mate
>>25668747
you clearly don't belong here. Fuck off to whatever hole you crawled out from.
>>25668798
You're on a roll here lad, derrenbrownposting your gimmick is it?
>>25668780
Lemmy and Bowie dropping this close to each other has been shit.
>>25668770
>>25668787
Pretty sad how you've become some sort of sheep for the fella though desu senpai baka
It's from an anime plenty of people watch, and post elsewhere, he doesn't have rights on it, for people who seem to froth at the gash there seems to be plenty of you niggers taking up shields for trip users too.
>>25668819
Sure thing person on the internet, let me just get right on that.
I want a nico nico gf desu lads
>>25668857
>Lemmy and Bowie dropping this close to each other has been shit.
Both cancer, and they say it comes in threes lad.
>>25668857
You seem like you browse reddit.
I want a job lads
What can I do? Everyone wants experience or graduates and I'm neither
>>25668857
>desu senpai baka
>talks in memes
>calls other people sheep
>>25668930
man up, suck it up and just get a job nigger
>>25668857
I'm going to defend and stick up for tilde all my life here senpai. You got a problem with that?
>>25668907
Wonder who's gunna be next?
>>25668924
Brilliant.
>>25668930
Volunteer for experience for a few months. Sucks working for free but you'll have experience and a reference.
>>25668937
Not him but I've got a problem with you going into bat for any tripcunt
>>25668957
He's not just any tripfag senpai. He's tilde.
>>25668931
>What is irony
>>25668937
Go for it, I have a problem being called Tilde so by all means set everyone straight.
Anyone wanna get their minge out on behalf of poleaboo aswell? Getting called that is just as fucking awful.
>>25668974
He's a tripfag, avatarfag with a visual gimmick in every post, it's distilled wankery for the highest order.
>>25669003
>>What is irony
Autist please, your posts don't read like you're capable of abstraction so lets not use words from mummys books like you know what they mean.
>>25669003
You sound ten times worse than poleaboo.
>>25669019
Whatever assumptions you need to make on here to make yourself feel good, go right ahead lad. It's R9K and you're posting on it, your life is dogshit like everyone elses so lets not try too hard yeah?
>>25669039
>makes accusation of assumption
>makes lots of assumptions
Now what did I just say about trying to be a grown up?
>>25669064
>makes accusation of assumption
>makes lots of assumptions
>makes yet one more last assumption
k.
>>25668202
Still haven't left lads. Going to shower and go after.
Anyone want anything?
Will I get BTFO by angry SJWs if I name my drag act 'Tranny Dyer'?
>>25669078
I made an accusation not an assumption. You're really not very good at this, have you considered sticking to building blocks?
>>25669131
Sure.
You can make an assumption about anything lad, simply giving it a different word because you fucked up doesn't change that.
Keep replying to me, it's showing how much inane shit like this really matters to you.
Just finished watching Spice and Wolf...
Oh my god, I really want to get the books but I'm a dirty NEET who lives with his dad (19 right now, been unemployed since 18), and if he knows I want to read anime faggotry I'll probably be dead in his eyes.
How the fuck do I even order the books without him knowing? I live with him for fuck sakes.
>>25669183
If you get caught stealing you'll be in a lot of shit, not worth.
>>25669173
>you must be sad to keep replying gimmick
This thread is full of you handing out the angry (You)'s and I'm the one who it matters to?
>>25669183
Get a job and move out laddoo.
>>25669205
I didn't say it didn't matter to me
I just assumed it mattered to you since you've been having a go at me over literally nothing.
>>25669243
>I just assumed it mattered to you
Nope, just shitposting
>>25669198
Get caught stealing? I never said I'd steal. It's just that if I order them off Amazon or something and he looks at what I ordered, he would probably fucking disown me - look at the cover of the book on Amazon for god sakes.
>>25669209
I wish it was that easy. Looking at job listings it seems I'd be lucky to get even five fucking pounds per hour... I basically have no useful skills and I'm too fucking sick of life to bother trying to learn more to be honest.
>>25669110
depends on the SJW, some love drag to fucking creepy levels (and drag is gross and creepy anyway) and you can get away with anything. If you go a bit too far, just learn some Rocky Horror lyrics to soothe their hurt butts. the other half will hate you and hate your name but because drag is like a freedom of expression gender bullshit, and a staple bit of lgbt cultural history, will just be passive aggressive. some really hate it as its sorta like black and white minstrels, you got a powerful group dressing up and acting like a gross overblown representation of a marginalised group- sorta untrue as women have way more rights and privileges than blacks did in the 1950s but w/e.
trans people tend to either hate drag as people think they are drag queens themselves, or its like people making fun of them, and they get enough shit from people as it is. some trans respect it as many older trans people started out as drag queens when trans stuff was less well known.
the best drag is drag kings anyway, faggot. they can be way more harsh and crude and mocking, male stereotypes are funnier and drag kings are hot.
>>25669309
he'd have to open the package, does he go through your packages?
>>25669309
I really want to get the books but I'm a dirty NEET who lives with his dad (19 right now, been unemployed since 18)
>How the fuck do I even order the books without him knowing?
Sounded to me like you have no fucking money and probably were going to order them with his card or something.
>>25669337
Very likely.
>>25668907
British guy, kind of old... Think it might be Bruce Dickinson, he already had it once.
>>25669375
Don't you have amazon lockers near you?
>>25669407
Can we stop putting Lemmy in the same category as Bowie here. Lemmy is a fucking literal who.
>>25664876
>Bowie dies
>Attenborough dies
>ISIS blows up Legoland Windsor
It's all downhill from here lads
>>25669473
Well, he's not nearly as famous as Bowie, but I think literal who is a bit far. I think the thing is that to a certain type of music he was seen as a leader/pioneer.
And now it has just hit me, next to die is going to be Ozzy.
>>25669416
I've never heard of them. I'll go google it.
>>25669475
Looks like you're a few hours early bud. I'd start cooking those hard disks now.
Poleaboo was woken up by his dad pouring a glass of water on his face and calling him a pinhead.
Poleaboo really needs to move out.
Poleaboo licks up horse seman from a stable close to his house.
Lost my virginity last night to an older man
Feel pretty ashamed, but it was really good at the time.
>>25669416
>>25669593
Shit, this is perfect mate, thanks. Can't wait to read the actual novels.
>>25669613
How old are you? I'm not the first to ask this
>>25669635
>but it was really good at the time.
wew lad
>>25669643
kek, mate its not actually pakiboo.
>>25669635
Can't lose your virginity to a man retard. You need to put your penis into a vagina.
>>25669635
so did he fuck you or you fuck him?
>>25669635
Unless your cock went in his arse you are still a virgin. If his went in yours then you just lost your anal virginity.
>>25669630
Guarantee these are posts that poleaboo makes because he knows nobody will believe them but they're actually true.
It's the sort of fucked up fetish he'd have.
>>25669648
Don't spoil it for me. xfilesiwanttobelieve.jpg
>>25669649
>Can't lose your virginity to a man retard. You need to put your penis into a vagina.
Ok, well there's very little chance of that happening because I'm skinny as shit and can't handle social interaction.
>>25669662
>so did he fuck you or you fuck him?
He fucked me. I blew him a bit before as well.
>>25669667
>you just lost your anal virginity.
Still counts, mate.
>>25669704
please give me all the details, I want to fap to your experience
>>25669708
It was a gay sex version of the immortal plane scene from TDKR
He was indeed, a big guy.
>>25657930
8 years here. Only job was night shift stacking shelves at tesco.
>>25669735
come on senpai, don't do that to me, I want all the juicy details
>>25669526
no senpai he was a roadie that got lucky
>>25669708
I'm about to go and get a haircut, but I will do when I get back in a few hours.
>>25669735
>He was indeed, a big guy.
kek'dHe was a bit above average length
Anal wasn't actually extremely painful
>>25669764
>but I will do when I get back in a few hours.
I'm literally being cucked right now, hard as fuck and being blueballed by a fag who got ram rodgered and wont let me in on the details.
>>25669764
>go and get a haircut
>not just shaving your head to save money and time
>having a full head of hair in the first place
You people sicken me.
What can I do with my life?
I'm 23, NEET, have about 260 quid and just want to do something. Anything.
I'm so sick of doing nothing day in, day out.
Ideally it would involve leaving the country but I'm open to anything really.
>>25669746
>he was ugly and had warts on his face and slept with 1200 roasties
I'd say very lucky desu.
>>25669816
260 aint much desu
maybe go buy a bicycle and get into cycling?
>>25669475
>ISIS blows up Legoland Windsor
kek
>>25669816
Join a gym and start lifting.
NEW LAST SHADOW PUPPETS SONG LADS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGbOF4UPpfs
>28
>NEET
>Dropped out of high school & college
>gave up on life when I was 15 or so
>knew nothing good was ever going to happen to me or get better
>no ambitions or goals
>still don't know what job I want
>too old to get back into education, couldn't if I wanted to
>everyone I knew growing up has moved on
>gfs/married/houses/careers
>left behind in a dead end northern town
>nothing to do here but drink yourself to death
>all the people here are either fat single mums/heroin addicted men/old people too old to leave
>nobody my age to socialise with
>nobody understands that there is nothing to do for someone my age who has no social life
>all their advice just boils down to "go outside!" or "just b urself :^)"
>all the activities that take place outside are social activities
>have nobody to go outside and be social with
>every time I go outside I feel like I don't belong there and can't relate to anyone or anything
>implying I could even hold down a conversation for more than 3 seconds to begin with
>just fill my days watching netflix and playing games to distract myself from the hopelessness of life
Maybe 2016 will be my year lads...
>>25669850
>left behind in a dead end northern town
that's right blame the location and not yourself
>>25669779
Mark my words, I'll be back sunshine. Just hold on.
>autists getting angry over tilde again
>>25669859
Mate, you really have no idea. When all the mines shut down and all the industry got outsourced to other countries the north effectively died. All the towns up here are just putting off the inevitable death. Nothing good ever happens up here, there's no culture, art or prosperity.
It's just a breeding ground for delinquency, chavs and football hooligans.
