Could you love a chestlet?
>>25653331
can you get real
>>25653331
If she looked like that
yum
Dee eff see
Yes I would. blox blox
Yes. Every serious relationship I have had was with a chestlet. I love tits too much to not look at them and grope them whenever I have the chance. A chestlet girlfriend keeps my sex drive low so I can focus more on seeing a woman as a person and not just a live sized sex toy. When I had a girlfriend with big tits, I could not stop groping her.
>men
>"oh sure small breasts are fine, no problem blah blah blah"
>women with small breasts appears before them
>men
>"...."
you can stop lying, we all know you faggots only want fat cows
>know a chestlet in real life
>chat with her as a friend
>she becomes enamoured
>one day she gets drunk alone and sends me unsolicited picture of her tits
>outright say "they're disgusting" and never talk to her again
>friends berate me for being so horrible, saying "she loved you!!!"
>laugh and go back to talking with friends
>>25653331
Of course. Chestlets are peak perfection.
I'd rather have ever-perky little tits rather than a fat sagging cow.
>>25653467
>Women
>All penis sizes are fine, no problem blah blah blah
>man with small penis appears before them
>women
>...
You can stop lying, we all know you faggots only want massive dicks
>>25653467
Its true. Men just love big tits and only big tits. DFC is a lie. Men love nothing more than delicious big boobs
>>25653499
>comparing penises to boobs
this is where youre stupid
>>25653467
>women
>you guys dont want me because my titties are small
>men appears before her
>women
>"..."
>>25653331
name? google sucks
>>25653534
Are they not both sexual organs that rely on size and appearance?
Also nice insulting me instead of actually addressing the point.
>>25653331
>Could you love a chestlet?
>Could you love
/r9k/
>Could you love
whoa
wow
wow
If she could love me.
original comment stuff
>>25653467
Jokes on you i'm a pedo
>>25653592
one is only a secondary sexual organ whereas the other is a primary sexual organ
you dumb faggot
>>25653712
You still haven't addressed the actual argument.
Stay btfo please.
>>25653331
I wish I had one to at least talk to in person.
Yes, I actually prefer DFC.
My gf has D cups, which are nice and soft and fun to play with. But she wants to get them removed. Which is perfectly fine with me. DFC is love.
>tfw no chestlet gf to wear skimpy sundresses for me in the summer
>tfw no cowtit gf to wear cosy sweaters for me in the winter.
Pfft of course, my crush is nearly completely flat but she is also pretty qt.
>>25653712
by that logic, his point is only more valid seeing how penis size is more directly applied
>still using ad hominem
have you tried thinking? maybe even giving up?
I'll be honest. i don't find small or flat chests attractive but under the right circumstances I could overlook that.
I would marry that girl right this fucking second.
>>25653331
I'm gonna go out on a limb here but...
face>tits>=ass
Can chestlets still breastfeed?
Id imagine the sagg on chestlist post childbirth is probably not as bad, and may improve boobs.
But i dont want my child to be a formula baby.
>>25653923
breasts get bigger during pregnancy anon. you should know, its probably one of you fetishes.
>>25653923
Well their breasts would get bigger during pregnancy, so yeah I think so.
>>25653923
Yeah of course. All breasts grow bigger during pregnancy to accommodate breast feeding. All women can breast feed regardless of breast size
>implying people here have a choice
>>25653948
>pregnancy
>fetish
Insecure kiddies itt
>>25654036
>pregnancy
>not postpartum shitting dick nipples
I dated a chestlet with a 10/10 ass, was still great desu, tits are nice but ultimately it's the lower half of a woman that mattersShe ultimately cucked me for some other manlet because I was "difficult to connect with"
>>25653331
I just want someone who would love me honestly for who I am and who would be loyal.
As long as they were nice to me and I could love them back, I couldn't give a shit less about their tits.
>>25653331
Fuck no. Cowtits for life. #TeamCowTits.
If they're anything like the Beth from The Walk Dead when she showed her tits, then I'd feel dirty.
>>25654110
>Beth from The Walk Dead when she showed her tits
???
>thinking chestlets want me
kek
>>25653331
>tfw oneitis is a chestlet
>tfw she's 5'3"
>tfw she watches anime
Jesus Christ, robots, help me. I know she's a slut, I see her wrap her arms around other guys, but fucking hell.
Help me.
The most beautiful, perfect girl in the world is flat-chested. Flat chests are beautiful. They're perfect in every way. I wish there was someone half as beautiful as Noel in our world.
>>25654139
Walking Dead. Sorry made a typo. But this wasn't on The Walking Dead, it was some other show
>>25654021
correct answer, sadly
ultimately women of all shapes, sizes, colors, ages, personalities, and interests really only care about your social status and your bank account
>>25653479
fuck you normie
>you are so much nowdays that im not original
Damnn shes pretty. Any more of her or similar?
>girls with mosquito bites
right up my fucking alley god damn
bigga is betta
>>25653923
>But i dont want my child to be a formula baby.
>But i dont want my child
>i dont want my child
>my child
At least you have dreams, anon.
>flat chest girls with large nipples
>>25654180
wow thanks for saucing me
>oldface
>sad tiddies
this is very interesting i appreciate your post
>>25654154
I'm on the same boat
how can normies shrug off oneitis so easily?
>>25653331
love tits too much to not date a girl under c cup. so no thanks
>>25654154
There is no help. You're in too deep. You're strapped into this ride and you've no choice but to wait for it to end. I am really, truly sorry.
>>25653331
GENETICALLY
INFERIOR
FEMALES
Chest size, adjusted for BMI, is as good of a predictor for female success as height is for males. So it's a pretty fucking good predictor.
>>25654244
Fucking faggot. Big round peperoni nipples are worse than roasties. I like little perky ones that could get hard enough to show through a bra and shirt.
Anyways the best breasts are B's-C's that look like bubbles and don't sag much at all.
>>25654295
>implying you have a choice
Thanks for the laugh
>>25653923
There is no correlation between breast size and actual amount of milk produced but large breasts can store more. So women with smaller breasts can produce just as much but would have to feed or pump milk more frequently.
>>25654328
i do, because im not an autistic sperg.
>>25654318
Why would I want a successful gf, anon?
Does it look like I want to be cucked?
>>25653763
dis nigga knows
>>25654357
why are you here and why wont you leave
>>25653331
"If it looks good, fuck it."
>>25654312
When does it end? I need to get off, or make it go faster.
>>25653479
And of course this'll unfairly turn her against men, but not the actually abusive handsome ones, just the betas. She'll come crawling back to the likes of you time and time again.
I hope you get smallpox on your dick you filthy normie
>>25654566
devotion is totally attractive though from a mans perspective
>>25653467
im not a tits guy though, so i dont care if she's a chestlet or a tittycow
>>25653592
no, tits are not a sexual organ
>>25654655
That's why they fucking exist, you moron. In evolutionary terms, that's why.
>>25654655
If by "sexual" you mean "reproductive," sure. But tits were a sexually selected trait.
Could you love a manlet?
>>25653467
This couldn't be any more passive or bitchy if it was written by a real woman.
>>25653331
Bs and Cs are my favorites, and I've had A-DD. can't titfuck an a or b, but girls with smaller tits are usually more fit and active in fucking which is what I like
>>25653331
I could try, but no promises.
>anorexic degenerate skeleton mental cases mad men want fertile REAL women with curves and nice size boobs
Small breasts are a sign of infertility, if you cant feed two babies at once youre a shit LMAO
BTFO
T
F
O
KILL YOURSELF CHESTIES
>>25655052
>Small breasts are a sign of infertility
they're not though, women with small breasts have no trouble breastfeeding.
>>25655052
Don't get your teenie weenie in such an uproar.
>>25655052
>>25655182
also, you're using the wrong word. "infertility". beast size has no correlation with her eggs or ability to have a child.
>>25655213
penis size or muscle mass has no correlation with his testicles or ability to have a child.
>>25655273
that's a weird non-sequitur but it's a correct statement. we're talking about chests, not male sex organs.
>>25654566
I find her completely unattractive, but she's interesting to talk to. I got bored of being friends when it was clear she was in love with me, so I told her I didn't care about her and wanted her to forgot me completely. Hopefully she won't come back this time.
>>25653467
>fat cows
CHESTLETS
WHEN WILL THEY LEARN
HAHAHAHAHA
Yes. Because love and affection strangely rises above primitive or primal desires. Also because I'm not a degenerate douchebag in it for bragging rights.
>>25653479
You are one of the most disgustin motherfuckers I've ever seen.
>>25656540
How so anon
Original comment no bully pls
>>25653479
lmao, give her hell. fucking slut deserved nothing better.
100% of faggots that like chestlets are also into """"""""""""""""""""""girlcock""""""""""""""""""""""
tittymonsters4lyfetbhwyf
>>25653331
if she has a young loli face, chestlet on an older person looks uncanny
>>25653331
I wouldn't care as long as she didn't have huge nipples. A chestlet still wouldn't get with a manlet though, so it doesn't really matter.
>>25653331
I only like cheslets. A or B cub. Big bonus points if she's short and skinny too.
>>25655747
Why was she completely unattractive? I have a bit of a crush on my male friend and I don't want to give off the vibes I want his dick if he finds me unattractive. How did you act with her anyway?
>>25653331
As a fat guy I would literally take anything that wasn't a bitch, enjoyed being around me, found me attractive, and had decent hygiene. Even the genitalia is negotiable.... so no
If she, also, had a nice butt: yes.
If she, also, had nice feet: yes.
>>25653331
The real question is, can a chestlet love me?
No, because women can't love a man like a man would love her.
>>25656540
>whiteknighting this hard
>>25656707
>100% of faggots
>faggots
Well of course faggots would be into dick. That's the most redundant statement I've ever seen. try harder with your trolling.
Also, Chestlet Internet Defense Force reporting for duty.
>>25654167
Remove Noel Vermillion.
CIDF 1/?
CIDF 2/?
CIDF 3/?
CIDF 4/?
Ahh...Refreshing.......
CIDF 5/?
CIDF 6/?
If you wouldn't hit that, you are the gayest faggot who ever sashayed down faggot street.
CIDF 7/?
>>25657227
I'd probably end up breaking something on that boney ass.
chad has fucked them all
CIDF 8/?
Small tits are hot, but I wouldn't want to be stuck with them on the long term. A girls needs nice titties to keep her interesting for longer. That being said medium tits can just be sad because of their mediocrity, and massive fat bags are just stupid.
>>25653331
is this image real m8s
i hope it is
i love ronda
>>25653467
>tfw prefer small breasts
>ftw not a pedo
>>25657285
>medium tits can just be sad because of their mediocrity
U FUCKING WOT M8?
CIDF taking a break to school this jabroni 1/?
>>25653467
>fembot 'complaints'
gb2facebook
>>25657291
why is everything on here a meme
CIDF taking a break to school this jabroni 2/4
small is fine
truly flat is a slight turn off but not a dealbreaker at all
>>25657351
no, cut it out
I don't hold anything against girls with small boobs, but I'm too used to sleeping with my face buried in a pair of huge 38JJ tits to go without it. I'm too used to seeing those big tits swinging about under a tank top as she walks through the house. I'm too used to burying my whole face in there when snuggling. I just couldn't live without them.
CIDF taking a break to school this jabroni 3/4
>>25653331
>Could you love
no, i'm going to die old miserable and alone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M86kyWmhnqg
CIDF taking a break to school this jabroni 4/4
CIDF 9/?
>>25657392
No, you
CIDF 10/?
>>25657351
Medium tits have the most potential to be fucked up. Small tittos can't go wrong except in extreme cases of misshapenness. Big bobsons can be saggy and kinda weird looking and still be a fun novelty and nice to shove your dick/face into. With regular chest puppies they're just kind there and their bad features stick out more.
CIDF 11/?
Super Hi-Res Tiny Tits
>>25654635
Oh, this is perfect for my sand fetish. Thank you anon.
>>25657655
thanks for doing this
it's important
>>25657655
No tits
No hips
No ass
Low test as fuck
>>25657655
i only like flat.
It is justice
>>25657705
are you gay? got a lumberjack fetish?
>>25657392
This is perfection, I want to have this.
>>25657654
Ahhh, I see. Well, you do have a point there.
CIDF 12/?
>>25657747
do you have any non porn ones?
CIDF 13/?
Rock Hard Nipples
>>25653467
had a huge crush on this chestlet girl though
god damn I hate myself for that one, was a beta orbiter
Yes
Ass > Chest
what is CIDF? chestlet internet defense force?
>>25657778
Unfortunately no. My entire collection is from Softcore sites like Femjoy, Metart, Justteen, X-Art, etc.
CIDF 14/?
is the arab dude on my skype list in this thread? kek
i feel like you would like DFC More than cowtits
>>25657877
Yes.
Nail, meet head.
Have a nice hi-res for your apt intuition.
CIDF 15/?
CIDF 16/?
I love the ones who look vaguely underage. I'm not going to name names, but you would be surprised at how many of these sites emplow illegal "models" ( read: desperate cocksleeves from bumfuck nowhere in eastern europe)
>>25657610
Fuck you nigger
>>25657742
It's pretty rad, post your tits though they're probably fine.
CIDF 17/?
I actually prefer flat- chest.
>>25658047
puffy nips ahoy
>>25658053
dump models on /s/
flat women usually have sexier feet, so yeah. idk why, but i have noticed this.
>>25658047
You're a double nigger.
CIDF 17/?
>>25658037
So i guess flat chest lovers really are pedophiles
>>25658102
>trying to argue that big tiddies are inferior
>spamming models on the wrong board
>getting btfo with amateur hotties
>tfw gf with big tits but no ass
You can't have your cake and eat it too boys
>>25658084
Funny you should say that.
I'm actually a regular on /s/.
I'm only posting here to break the monotony. I have done this before, and the immense butthurt I encountered has encouraged me to try again. You robots are so easily riled up. Fucking incredible.
CIDF 18/?
>>25658147
>getting btfo
You wish.
CIDF 19/?
>>25658225
>>25658269
>butthurt
Spam don't belong here and big tiddies are fantastic.
CIDF 20/?
>>25658315
some more of her ~ desu
>>25658343
her fappin~
>>25658315
>Spam don't belong here
he says while spamming bit tits.
Do you understand Irony?
>>25658360
chick from earlier~~
Given the opportunity, why would a man ever choose a chestlet over an actual woman?
"Opportunity" being the keyword, because as you may have noticed the majority of men that say they prefer smaller breast, do so because they have no other options. They take what they can get, essentially.
CIDF 22/?
Sorry, she needs to have a chest that's larger than my pecs. Also I like to stuff my shirt so you need to be bigger than that.
>>25658378
Just for a short bit to leave evidence of your wrongness. I'll be going soon.
>>25658413
Got an okay laugh from that, good work.
sure is hard being a women
last one and I'm done~
>>25654984
NU-MALE CORE!!!
>>25658409
You ever notice how much hotter a chick becomes when you realize she has nice tits or a fat ass? This phenomenon works in reverse as well.
It's called DFC for a reason OP
>>25658412
you're my hero
>>25657153
hnnnnnng
god damn anon
>>25658409
>They take what they can get, essentially.
>implying small chested women have lower
standards.
This is what confuses me about you cowtit champions. You act as if women with diminutive chests are somehow easier to acquire. Why. Where the fuck did you get this notion? If you had anyv experience with actual women, you would know that they all want chad. Every. Goddamn. Las. One. Wants. Chad.
CIDF23/?
>>25658524
I want to cum on her eyebrows
>tfw dfc looks so pretty and cute
>tfw will never have dfc
CIDF 24/?
>>25658574
Breast reduction why not
>>25658524
>you're my hero
Just doing god's work.
CIDF 25/?
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>>25658574
But you have god tier feet
>>25658625
Breast reduction is butchery, have you seen the after pictures?
>>25658570
it's tempting, but I'd go for the stomach myself
Dunno, My gf had b cups and is now a D
There is no going back.
CIDF 27/?
>>25658682
its ok I have enough seed to go arounnd
CIDF 28/?
No, impossible!
>>25658703
>I have enough seed to go around.
ABSOLUTE MADMAN
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>>25658625
>left with ugly freakazoid scarring why not
becausealthough my latest doctor showed me one of her boobs last time i went to see her because she got a breast reduction in israel and it was basically 10/10 minimal scarring almost perfect but
>falling for the cosmetic surgery meme
CIDF 31/?
>>25658827
Why the fuck are you posting in this thread? For god's sake please fuck off. GO AWAY!
CIDF 32/?
Chestlets are only acceptable if its completely flat
Flat and big are god tier. Everything inbetween is utter shit unless its maximum perky
>>25653331
>tfw medium breast skinny hot gf
Absolute mustard race
CIDF 33/?
>>25653331
>tfw got married to a mediocre girl instead of your soul mate because she had no tits and ass
CIDF 34/?
i would date a girl with a flat chest, as long as she's also skinny. the problem is skinny girls are in high demand and get the pick of the best men. and i not a best man.
I would love any woman that would show me even the slightest kindness.
>>25657106
>>25657080
Is this who i think it is?
PRETTY INTENSE.
>>25658951
>being retarded
Bitches are gonna be unattractive in a few decades anyway, stick with the one you can stand.
>>25658926
that's a MAN
that's a MAN
>>25658319
her face looks really damn retarded if i had to look at that while fucking her i'd lose my boner thinking i'm fucking some retard chick
>>25658992
Source? I'm in the mood, tbqh.
>>25658910
/r9k/ isnt a porn dump family
>>25658992
>pussies don't make mounds in panties
Someone takes his knowledge of the female anatomy from barbie dolls
>>25658910
There's just something about a board flat profile with visible ribs, hipbones, and collarbone.
>>25659064
you only have to look at the face and the covered adam's apple in both pics
>>25658982
>Why do I fall in love with every woman I see that shows me the least bit of attention?
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
A robot movie if ever I've seen one.
CIDF 35/?
>>25659124
>covered Adam's apple
Keep going full retard anon. She wears a collar because it turns me on.
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>>25653331
Yeah, as long as the girl is good I don't see why not
CIDF 56/?
>tfw prefer small breasts
>also like large and medium breasts
>y'all faggots keep arguing
>still saving all of these images
Keep 'em coming.
CIDF 57/?
>>25659639
For every one of you who bothers to comment, I know there are 30 more who are furiously fapping but saying nothing. You all are the reason I put in the effort.
CIDF 58/?
>>25653331
flat chest is JUSTICE
giant hips + washboard = hella yus.
CIDF 59/?
>>25653534
helloooo feminist
go back to tumblr you flat ugly fat cow.
only flat skinny girls are cute.
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>>25659851
I like small tits, but this is fucking ridiculous.
>>25653331
Sure, as long as she can love mysmall dick
>>25659908
Hey man. It's like the chairman of the board said. It's all or nothin at all.
CIDF 69/?
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>>25658910
BASED CIDF FUUUUCK! youre a fucking saint
>>25659057
fuck OFF its a RED BOARD. god im sick of seeing your trip
CIDF 71/?
is chestlet worse than implants tho?
>>25659908
that set goes way back, /s/ loved it. dunno what youre talking about
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