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Chad is about to approach your gf, what do?
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What would you robots do if you overheard Chad talking about how he's going to fuck the shit out of your cute virgin GF.

He's 10/10 aesthetics, millionaire and celebrity.
Your GF is insecure and thinks that no one likes her, and is with you because no one else approached her yet so you won by default.

You have 5 minutes to react before he goes over to her.
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Tell the computer to turn the holodeck off.
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>>25653285
I have a lot of experience fighting so I'd beat the shit out of him, if his stature makes me insecure in my ability to beat the shit out of him I grab the nearest stick and beat the shit out of him.
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>>25653285
kill her
I'm not getting cucked
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>>25653285
>3DPD

Tell chad to enjoy his trash
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>>25653423
lol, in nature when a male's dominance is threatened he usually fends off the attacker. He certainly doesn't kill his females.
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>>25653285

Chad-san. Step away if you know what's good for you.
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I am Chad. It's no big deal. Plus, I don't have a girlfriend (y).

In your case, make sure he doesn't go there, if she'd really readily jump on his dick.

Also, this is a shitpost.
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>>25653529
You're not Chad then. I seen guys who had lots of game have sex with married women, and think they could have sex with any woman.

But a CELEBRITY Chad who is a millionaire is a different story.
If you could cuck married guys, without being rich or a celebrity. Then what can Brad Pitt Do? Make them eat his poop?
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>>25653285
There is literally nothing you can do.
Just enjoy the breeze of life, where girls will always leave you for a better guy if the risk is worth taking.
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>>25653285
>Girlfriend
>This board
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>>25653285

I take her to bed and make sweet love to her.
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>>25653483
I don't remember where it was from, but I read or watched something about a boy who found a toad and was looking after it
when the bullies came to take it, he killed it because he'd rather it died than have it ripped from him by the bullies
My action would be similar to his
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