>"Gosh this weekend has passed so quickly Anon. Oh I wish we didn't have work tomorrow. I always told myself I wouldn't live like this when I was older, just wishing my days away and hoping the weekends would come by sooner. If I didn't have you in my life I can't imagine how depressing it would be to live like this!"
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjMwdL5WtFc]
I see you're a tampon collector. I also indulge in the admiration of antique and vintage tampons when I can. You have a very fine collection if I may say so, m'lady.
>>25647955
Literally nobody talks like this and it's glaringly obvious that you have no idea how women talk.
>"No I don't think you're boring Anon, why would you think that? I mean I know you're quiet and appreciate your own company more than most people, but I don't think that's a bad thing. Being loud and needing other people to entertain you is really unattractive, and I've known a lot of people that meet that definition. Anon you really shouldn't be so hard on yourself, there's far more good in you than bad. I hope you realize that."
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBt00M1wPE8]
>not recognizing that happiness is an impossibility
>not embracing the purposelessness of existence
>"Ok, that's enough talking from me. Now quit deflecting all your answers back to me and tell me more about yourself! I barely know a thing about you yet here I am spilling out my entire life story! Wait, hold on. I'm going to fill up our glasses of water, then I'm going to turn off the lights and you are going to answer every question I have for you. And you don't get a say in the matter!"
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LsfvkQaZSOY]
>>25648516
>>25648127
>>25647955
Stop. You're just reminding me that my gf never says these things and never thinks these things and I have a fucking unhealthy relationship that I need to get out of.
>>25648622
Not op
>"Rolling around in bed all day, cuddling, and watching anime sounds great, Anon! I'd love to do that with you! If we get bored we can take a nap or play some rocket league or something. Let's just stay in today, we hardly ever have days like that, cmon, it'll be fun!"
>"Oh no, I noticed you months ago. I was just too shy to say anything, and you seemed content with just being by yourself. I didn't want to be annoying or something by trying to talk to you. I sort of hoped you'd talk to me. I kept looking over at you but you mustn't have noticed. It's ok, I'm pretty bad at making my feelings obvious! When you did finally make conversation with me you probably couldn't tell how nervous I was. My heart was pounding so hard! I just wish I'd have known that you felt the same way I did for so long!"
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkFP0DLBByM]
>"I hate to see you this way Anon. I wish there was something I could do or say to make you feel better. I get down sometimes too but with you it's like you become totally shut off from everything around you. You're always so caring and supportive when I feel unhappy, I wish you could let me know how I can help and support you when you get like this. Just know I'm here for you and that I love you, okay?"
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_4kPmH3-1o]
>naming random cuties just to feel closer to them
Swerving through the pleb crowd with style.
>>25648038
LIKE OMG WORKING SUCKZ I HATE WORKING
WHEN I WAS A KID I TOTALLY LIKE DIDN'T EVEN WANT TO WORK LIKE SERIOUSLY OMG
>"There's something really innocent about you Anon, has anyone ever told you that before? I don't know, just innocent. I can't explain it. Some people seem innocent but they're just naive or stupid, but with you, I don't know. It's like you've made this major effort to hold on to the virtues you had as a kid instead of rushing to become an adult and forgetting about how you used to see the world. It's not a bad thing you know. It's actually really appealing. I have this weird urge to look after you, which is weird because I also feel that you are someone who I'd like to look after me."
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9cIfVFNzSs]
>>25648127
>there's far more good in you than bad. I hope you realize that.
stop making me feel things
>>25648516
GG anon
These have never done anything for me until now, fuck you man
>>25648912
>tfw no gf who understands
>tfw she cheated on you because of your depression, blamed you when she got caught, and left
>tfw experiencing that mixture of anger and jealousy and despair but still loving her
I'm feeling feelings where i shouldn't feel them.
>"I really like your family Anon, they're really sweet. It's obvious how much you mean to them. I can tell your sister looks up to you a lot. I wish I'd had a big brother like you when I was her age. Did you see her whispering to me on the sofa after dinner? She said 'do you love my brother Anon because he loves you a lot?'. What do you think I said!? I told her that I love him more than anyone in the whole wide world!"
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-6iRuav9DtE]
>>25649806
STOP
I'M FEELING THINGS I DON'T WANT TO FEEL
>>25649883
I KNOW RIGHT?!?!
SOME PEOPLE SHOULD BE REMAIN SILENT.
>"So you've never, like, been in love? That's really hard to believe. I don't mean to be rude by saying that. It's just you're such a caring and sensitive guy, and I know for a fact that girls other than me find you attractive. I find it hard to accept that someone like you has gone their whole lives without loving and being loved by a single person? There's so much about you to love, I just can't imagine how lonesome you must have felt. Would you like to know what it's like? To love someone so much and know that they love you just as strongly? Because if you would then I would like that too."
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snhkO-c-S0c]
>"Anon, I don't think your parents appreaciate my skin color. Do you think the same about me? I know you love me and all but doesn't it make you feel awkward when people look at us just because we're dating?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xAQujI-pu38
>>25650287
Where the fuck did you find this rare Eliza?
>>25647955
>>25648127
>>25648516
>>25648768
>>25648775
>>25648912
>>25649140
>>25649806
>>25650287
>>25650311
And this is why I drink at night
God fucking dammit god fucking dammit
STOP
JUST FUCKING STOP
>>25650287
>sigh
>"Y-you'll just hurt me like all the others.. "
When was the last time you experienced something like this /r9k/?
>>25648622
at least you got a GF normalfag. Remember that
>>25651082
Goddam Chinese even the monks smoke
:'(
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