>Anon, din-din is ready! I got you your favorite- Roger Dodger chicken tendies with a side of chicken nug-nugs from McDonalds.
>tfw I steal dads from black kids and make them my dads
Excellent
T-thanks, dad. I'll be over in just a minute.
WHERE IS THE BBQ SAUCE?! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>there are actually parents like this
>people wonder when their kids become beta manchildren
>>25647324
BBQ sauce will cost 5 GBP
>>25647279
>you will never have a kind middle class black dad
>you will never inherit black alphaness
>>25647409
>>alphaness
>din-din
>>25647279
>black dad
no such thing
fuck off
>>25647279
WHY THE FUCK IS THERE A NIGGER IN MY HOUSE?!?!?!? REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-EEEEEEEEEEEEEE_EEEEEEEEEEEEE-EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE_EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>25647438
That's mommy's new boyfriend
Daddy is in the cuckshed for the weekend
If you're black, I guess it's either din-din or din-du
I'd rather just make myself some roast chicken legs and rice, that's cheaper, tastier, and more filling
>>25647495
smoove
>>25647309
How many dads u got senpai?
My dad literally walked in the room while I was playing as Cat Woman in Ak and said "Are ya winning son?"
I'm such a disappointment
>>25647566
>more filling
You don't have to remind us how much you like being filled, butt slut.
