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sunday dindin edition
I CAN'T WAIT TO DRIVE TO WORK IN MY FAST 4 CYLINDER SHITBOX WHILE BANGIN DEM TUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNEZ SHIET
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrAa91FLv0M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DivvcAD1-60
Football is shite.
>>25646032
getting picked up to go play 5 a side with my m8s in 5-10 minutes, it's good fun
>sister and her friends downstairs
>contemplating going all the way to the co-op to get food and drink so I don't have to make an appearance
634 posts lads, we really caught the fucking jannie napping 2bh
>>25646026
>not serious shit
no playin hoe
>>25646069
Might as well. Go for it lad.
>word cloud for last thread
>>25646056
Playing is ok for effortcucks.
If you're a fat cunt in a club shirt screaming about how the ref is a twat or why I should care about City vs United however you need to fucking leave this board as you're a normie shitstain.
Poleaboo really hopes he gets a bite, his mind cannot rest until he gets something out of this
>>25646101
Poleaboo likes this gimmick, could try excluding some common words if possible
POST HOW MANY (YOU)s YOU GOT IN THE LAST THREAD
I APOLOGIZE IF I GOT MORE YOUS THAN YOU AND YOUR CLAN
>>25645981
Nah there is some exclusive content time locked for a year
>>25646101
I love word clouds.
>can't twat minecraft lives fake
excited for OP lad to finish the OP image Tbh
>>25646101
Poleaboo feels he needs to make his presence known more.
>>25646103
>YOU NEED TO EXIT THE VICINITY, MAN WITH NORMAL CHARACTERISTICS
Jesus Christ have a word with yourself mate
>>25646101
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fuck your word cloud, capital letters shouldn't separate the word count of the same word
>>25646101
>one way life, still paki, tfw
>>25646164
I wish he'd replace the supermarket with the job centre so it would be an expansion of the previous OP image that everyone loved
The bird who voices american SIRI just followed me on twitter.
Today was a sucsess!
>>25646147
47 which is not an original comment
>>25646178
Poleaboo makes his presence amply known, but the site I'm using for the clouds omits various words once it runs out of space to fit them, there doesn't seem to be a mode where it puts all words without trying to aim for a specific shape.
>>25646110
Wtf are you trying to do you sad sack of shit
>>25646186
This is the robot board for robots.
Normie board for footcucks is here >>>/sp/
>>25646215
>having a twitter
LITERALLY why senpai
>>25646147
I got 3 or 4.
Pretty good I guess.
>>25646253
Might have just found a better site actually.
>>25646253
That's a fucking shit cloud if it leaves words out for aesthetic reasons.
>>25646264
Football is a core part of being /brit/ and it stirs some serious /feels/ especially in autists with nothing to live for.
Football is part of /britfeel/ as much as rain and going down the shops is.
Stop trying to destroy our culture you paki fuck
>>25646264
Again, have a word lad.
>>25646318
>>25646315
Original commento and also cute animu girl
>>25646255
Access that which I am deemed unfitting to view
>>25646315
Poleaboo still feels he needs to up his game
>>25646286
giveaways anon, I have got tons of free shit this way.
If you hassle/promote official accounts of places like dominoes they'll sometimes give you discount codes.
Once I pretended someone was smoking dope on my hotel floor and citched about it to premier inn's twitter and they comped me the night.
Best part is it was was me KEK
>>25646164
it`ll be a while. still figuring some major shit out. and ive been chilling at the weekend.
>>25646202
it doesn't quite fit, it would make image even wider.
and im trying to make it thinner and squarer so it fits in the op better.
>>25646367
bottom desu
that's where the gyppos and homeless would set up shop
>>25646383
bottoms where its at now, I was just showing the job centre doesn't fit.
>>25646332
Football is for normies, fuck off down the pub and talk to the rest of your kind
>>25646350
Are you trying to steal nudes from Facebook private messages?
Have you not heard about snapchat or something?
>>25646418
Thanks for the moral support/
Glad to know someone other than me isn't a chino wearing shaved sides twat in here.
>>25646418
I don't watch football lad. If football is for normies so it vidya
>>25646367
What cute anime girls are you going to put in the windows?
>>25646418
>>25646469
What a pair of tedious cunts
>>25646469
>all people who watch football are the same
get a load of this small minded pleb.
>>25646367
bottom one is fantastic
you've outdone yourself
>>25646510
She's not wearing a hijab. Not acceptable. That street is a moooooslim street
Here's a photo of my old mate who i have been told was chatting shit behind my back that he thinks he's better than me because 'he's improving his life'
>>25646418
Football is for normies, but I love football games.
It's fun customising your team and working your way to the top of a league.
>>25646367
Might be a silly question but don't you shave the old image off down to the width of the sign?
>>25646537
>posting pictures of ur mate on r9k
you showed him lad
if he's attempting to improve his life he literally IS better than you.
>>25646537
stay cretinous
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>>25646533
its nowhere near done yet, the main things I was messing with was
-having somewhere to put graffiti,
- window layout - the windows are not final.
>>25646562
it would be very forced, and it would have to be a group decision.
ill do one mock up just so people can see it.
>>25646562
>>25646537
Looks like a right cunt lad, you should be glad you're shot of him
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>>25646534
Maybe put some of the lads from free in then, thats a muslim anime right? the gay swimming one?
>>25646571
I haven't spoke to the cunt in months, then out of the blue my mate tells me he's been chatting all kinds of mad bollocks about me.
He's still a virgin, he lived with me for 4 years the twat so ive seen him crying and telling me all sorts when drunk
>>25646604
well I'm loving it so far lad, credit to this thread
>>25646510
Akarin is a good choice, probably relatable for a lot of people who post here
>dumb
>has a small group of friends, but she's unimportant to the group dynamic
>wouldn't really matter if she wasn't there
>always forgotten/ignored by people
>>25646069
>>25646069
eat their roastbeef pussies
suck on these cum stained meatflaps, bitchboi
I WANT ALL PAKIS OUT!
>>25646604
I mean taking out the section with the postbox in front of it and the section that mirrors it. Perhaps take out the windows between the door and the sign as well? I know it's a mess about but I think most of the people complaining about change want a job centre not that exact layoutI'm probably completely wrong
About to have pizza and chips, old boys.
What do you reckon to that then?
anyone tried Joylent? Seems perfect food for a robot to live off for his entire life
>>25646101
>JUST
JFMSU
>>25646795
Not dystopian enough to warrant eating that yet 2bh
>>25646772
That or maybe put one of those A shaped signs from the job centre there. Or a failed normie wearing one
>>25646663
>>25646663
Otherboards may of latched on to her but we all know Tomoko is true robot
I mean the fucking jap translation of the manga is literally No Matter How I Look At It It's You Guys' Fault I'm Not Popular
>>25646787
take-away or no?
>>25646795
Can you even live off of a pure liquid diet?
Even if it does have all those vitamins and minerals in it I'm sure your body wouldn't be very happy having liquid every single day.
>>25646826
what if we voted to stay in the eu?
Off to meet a girl at the pub lads
have a good night!
>>25646069
Ages of sister troupe?
>>25646845
Nah. I'm fucking skint after Christmas.
Spent WAAAAY too much money that I didn't want to spend, so now I have to wait until payday on the 21st to be able to live again.
>>25646833
Sato is about as robot as they come, but I doubt most people here are advanced enough to be on his level
I can't stop watching this girls videos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TD6RK9U-iZA
>>25646858
I hope it goes well lad
Do you treat music albums like movies, ie you listen to it at most once or twice a year?
>log into MGSV after not playing for almost a month
>get given all this free shit to rank all my basses to level 50+
Even though I don't give a shit anymore about mgsv. It still gave me a tingle to see all that stuff level up.
Also, when the fuck are we getting MGO for pc already?
>>25646936
I CANT STOP WATCHING THIS ROASTIE JUNKIES VIDEOS:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbrZBhMFrNg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUOWhVQmgz4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqWh93eguTU
>>25646032
>ISIS attacking brit threads again
Fuck off Abdul stop trying to destroy britfeel
>Back to work tomorrow
God help me I'm a wagecuck
>>25646845
Takeaway lad. Sunday is a day of rest It says so in the bible
>>25646854
not sure, people have done it of course probably constituting 90% of their diet because part of the fun in eating food is for taste and texture, so i guess the long term effects arent known but i dont see the harm in it physically
What's for tea lads? Mum's making a roast chicken dinner.
>>25647022
same here but with beef... I hate beef.
>>25646795
>>25646854
Have done a couple of months on it, dead handy as you can make enough for a month in an hour then all you have to do is add water and oil. Body didn't mind only having fluids, still took a shit once a day
>>25646978
The fuck is this shit senpai?
>>25647071
some roastie who takes alot of drugs and posts videos about them and is generally instable and a attention whore
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0NPp7QX67g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyQF190BOlo
>>25647022
Mixed packet of seafood that I got from Morrisons for 50% off and a 250g packet of jelly beans
>>25646936
Is this a parody account?
I have a feeling you'd like this girl robots.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pX2e87BcET4
>>25647050
fuck it im doing it, no point in being a robot unless i live like it
>>25647022
I had a roast with BEEF
>>25647087
Why are you watching them? Where's the entertainment?
>>25647105
Pupinia is my waifu, even if it's all an act.
>>25647087
kek
>>25647145
i dont even watch them desu. i planned on fapping to her but never did.
>>25647140
Which recipe senpai?
This one had me hard as diamond
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hD52S1K5yDk
>>25647087
>"the tumblr quote of the day is"
>>25646367
Cut off the sides, all we need is enough space for the sign and front doors
>>25647173
ordered 6 mango and chocolate and 3 strawberry to last me 15 days, if i survive i shall continue until i die
>>25647200
where deos she say this? i never watched her videos for longe rthan a few seconds or skipping around desu
>>25647211
Fuck off. All you do is shitpost.
Poleaboo is more interesting.
>>25646420
Would temporarily settle for just being able to view their profiles hence the targeting of her friends accounts
>>25647229
Second video, 8 seconds in.
>>25647199
THE FUCK IS THIS FAMILIA
>>25647211
shit gimmick
>>25647022
Had steamed salmon fillets
>tfw you watch shoe review videos on youtube to see cute girls unsuspectingly show you their feet
if only they knew
>>25647211
You've probably answered this question a hundred times for other people before, but why don't you like eating, Tilde?
>>25647240
What are you even hoping to find? What if they actually don't talk about you?! What if, they don't give a shit about you and they are not a thought in their minds?
Poleaboo just finished his takeaway, a kobedi on naan
>>25647234
Thanks
>>25647211
Piss off you bulimic batty bwoi.
>>25647225
Oh, misunderstood, have been on the diy soylent
https://diy.soylent.com/
>>25647211
I hope you ate the meal and had a good day. Please try to eat a little of it tilde!
>>25647260
>>25647282
Fight me you fucking cunts. I mean it.
>>25647264
lol have you not seen the photo of him? he clearly likes eating
>>25647313
Post it, I want to see how much of a fatty bum bum he is.
Keep it /brit/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cV816zld0aw
Remember robots, at least you don't have a stutter and asbergers.
>>25647299
fuck off whiteknight worse gimmick than that underage fuckpig
>>25647292
which one? would be nice to see one with better macro ratios
>>25646885
Sorry about that mate, had a take-away hawaiian yesterday.
>>25647332
>Remember robots, at least you don't have a stutter and asbergers.
I do, though.
>>25647274
Anything, just some reference to Poleaboo (and possibly intentional efforts to further ruin his life)
You must surely understand, to some extent it's the same appeal as getting (you)s here
Just knaws at Poleaboo knowing that people say things about him, he can't read people well so this will fill some holes
>>25647332
>Remember robots, at least you don't have a stutter and asbergers.
>>25647343
I'll whiteknight for him all day you bellend.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qj5j9invu2k
Kek
>>25647398
I hate to break it to you but you are pretty irrelevant in their lives.
>>25647332
>doesn't realise it's an act
>>25647403
Less welcome than normies
>have to work tomorrow
>be ill
>FUCK
>said I'd do overtime too
>FUCK FUCK
Fucking twat shit cunt.
Before any loser NEETs post about wagecucks and blah blah...I actually like my job, but nobody wants to work when they're ill.
>>25647431
Signing up to 4chan was the worst thing I ever did
>>25647385
You two should go on a date. If you let Channel 4 send a camera crew they'll probably pay for it too.
>>25647431
>i have schizophrenia...a little bit
Doing nothing useful in my spare time, so I'm going to start studying a language lads.
Should I choose Mandarin, Cantonese, Korean or Japanese? Reasons why are appreciated.
>>25647350
Have a read lad, there's all sorts on there, I was on the liquid cake, bit sickly but felt good.
>>25647332
>>25647431
Mate, you do know that it's not real right? It's a comedy channel, he's playing a character.
>>25647492
>agreeing to overtime.
>Not just doing it then and there or not all.
You are weak.
>>25647530
Chinese is probably the most useful business wise.
Japanese is only good if you're a massive weeaboo and want to play all those untranslated jap games.
>>25647492
>I actually like my job
What do you do?
Fuckinell lads.. my 15th day of not drinking and I've got some really shit depression going on which I never got when i was a drunk. Least the drink gave me something to look forward to, now I've got nothing.
>>25647559
You don't know how our system works. Fuck off, retard.
https://strawpoll.me/6346528
>>25647455
Not true, the Polish classmate gave THREE police statements and spent 2 weeks doing detective work trying to figure out Poleaboos identity, she spoke about him to a fair few classmates (including Poleaboos supposed friend, Polish Chad)
She obviously circulated links to the blog due to the numerous surges in hits
And most telling is that they friended each other months after the event
>no dandruff on hair
>loads coming from eyebrows
how lads?
>>25647625
eczema, moisturise.
do you wear glasses?
>>25647604
kek, pretty sure I'm not the only white knight for tilde.
>>25647485
The only normie here is you. Shunning a real robot.
>>25647658
Aye laddie
>>25647533
yeah i have, reckon i might give a few until i find something i like but the joylent looks promising as it's less effort on my behalf
>>25647530
Chinese, it serves as the basis for Korean and Japanese if you want to learn them in future. It's the Latin of the east.
Japanese if you want something that will get you laid or will be able to use for entertainment media.
Korean if you're a retard. No point to Korean language at all, even the Koreans don't learn it properly and skip the hanja.
>>25647618
Whatever helps you sleep at night you insane twat.
i really want to cut my arm but i know if i do it'll hurt and i don't want that i just want to see what happens and i can't get the idea out of my head
should i do it?
i'm not some emo cutter, i've just been tempted to do it to see what happens, and now that i'm trying to reject it because i know nothing cool will happen (well maybe i can lick the blood and learn what it's like) my brain is basically trying to goad me into doing it even though i know it's not a good idea.
i don't think i'd go deep, just run a small scissor across the skin, i don't know where to do it either. the side of the arm is tempting, just skin with no obvious veins but that's in a really obvious place if it leaves a mark. i could lie about that mark easy though.
maybe i won't do it.
>>25647530
Polish or Hungarian. That way you can live somewhere nice when we're overrun.
>>25647777
Don't do it mate. Self harm is not the answer.
>>25647777
cringeworthiest post of the thread m8
Work in the morning
FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
At least I have two days this week where it's just me getting taken for food and watching presentations but that doesn't make me dread it any less
>>25647727
It doesn't help me sleep at night, that's the point
I lie there for hours,masturbate twice and don't get embraced by the darkness until the light streaks through the windows
>>25647777
I've done it mate. If you're a nut like me it might feel good for a few hours, but you'll feel worse for the rest of your life.
>>25647661
You have robots mixed up with attention whores angry-kun, I bet you think /soc/ is full of robots.
>>25646026
>tfw drive 3 cylinder 1 liter turbo shitbox, 115hp
._.
>>25647786
Poland and Hungary must sure be nice, so nice they all flee to various western/Scandinavian European countries
>>25647777
>slippery slope quads
Is it worth buying a new TV if I'm moving to Australia in 9 month lads?
>>25647777
what a fucking douchelord
>>25647886
cant you buy a used tv then sell it before you leave ?
I dreamt that I had two dicks last night.
But they were fused together like one really wide dick with two dickholes.
My brain must be fucked or something.
>>25647859
You have a few bhp more than my inline 4 cylinder motorcycle. How does that make you feel?
>>25647710
it's pretty minimal effort as long as you have scales and a big tub to keep it all in. I got a 25L tub from wilkos and made a months worth in about an hour.
>>25647886
>being this much of a pleb
I'm without a TV since 2 years, don't miss it. i can keep up with news through the internet, don't need TV for that
>>25647796
i'm not really looking for an answer, i'm more bored/curious than anything.
>>25647816
don't worry, i'll try and outdo myself next time.
>>25647853
i don't think it'll feel good, maybe other than placating curiosity, i'm interested in your story though.
>>25647898
explain please
>>25647886
Cash converters lad. I picked up a 40 inch for 90 quid, and they guaranteed it for 18 months. You could probably do the same and sell it back to them for half the price when you leave.
>>25647707
Same thing happened to me when I changed from wire thin glasses, to thicker framed ones.
I dont know if its an allergy, lack of light, or lack of airflow, or not at all related.
>>25647777
Just use a clean blade, whenever I need to cut myself (usually because I need to get an ingrown hair out) I boil whatever I'm going to use.
The fascination will quickly fade and you'll get bored of doing it.
Surface cuts sting quite a lot in the shower the next day; sometimes it feels like you're tearing paper as you cut. Never had it scar, something even my dog managed.
I've had more notable experiences running up the stairs with a pencil or forgetting about the scissors in my pocket.
If you can get the blade of a sharpener those are quite good for it, I used to cut japanese words into my arm and show-off at school. It looked pretty badass at the time but if you did showed it to people in the workplace it'd be a bit weird.
It's something you need to try for yourself. There's no mystical revelation to be found and there's no deep meaning to it. Ultimately quite boring.
>>25647967
>The only thing you can do with a TV screen is watch live television
Numpty
>>25647940
feels alright. i have more HP than most average people probably. most drive old shitboxes with <90hp
>>25647929
I have a TV was just thinking of getting a bigger one
>>25647967
I don't use my TV for watching TV i'm not that much of a pleb, but I prefer watching movies and playing games on a big screen over my 24inch computer monitor
>>25647954
how does one go about mixing a large amount of powder and stuff evenly?
>>25647972
Do it on the inside of your thigh.
>>25648004
>i'm not that much of a pleb
> but I prefer watching movies and playing games on a big screen over my 24inch computer monitor
where your bitch at, no not that one
baby want to touch my milk like she cowin
>>25648022
Isn't there an artery there
r8 my new shoes lads. I quite like them
>>25647105
Shouting at feminists is old hat. It's all about people willing to stand up to Islam now.
>>25648059
Generic scruffy student / not sure how to dress properly young man out of 10
sorry lad
>>25648059
Those are trainers not shoes
>>25648065
>Being an edgelord 101
>>25648059
How much did they cost?
>>25648059
pretty posh shoes lad, you going anywhere special?
>>25648015
I mixed the smaller ingredients together in a smaller tub then started layering the big ingredients in with a bit of the mix from the tub.
I think there was 5kg of whey and 5kg of oats so a bit of those from each bag then a bit from the other mix keep doing that until it's all in then put the lid on and rolled the tub around for ages, gave it a break and did it again until I got bored a second time.
Add Poleaboo to Playstation friends but DON'T message him
zabimaru-bankai
>>25647972
you said you want to cut yourself out of fascination, you sound cracked mate.
>>25648092
>not wanting women to be oppressed and gays to be murdered
>edgy
Guess I'm edgy then senpai
Gonna start the 5-2 diet tbqh.
Becoming a fat lad lately and i only need to drop 2 stone really. I can easily eat under 300cal for 2 days of the week.
>>25648148
Oppressed? Women should be eradicated.
Don't be such a cuck, without their vagina they are worthless.
>>25648148
You're a whiteknighting faggot
>>25648073
Not a student.
>>25648101
51 pounds and 25p
>>25648109
No mate, I was just sick of my scruffy old shoes
>>25648088
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shoe
Today I've had over 4 times the recommended daily salt and saturated fats intake.
My heart is literally hurting lads.
>>25648183
>>25648190
>Muslims
Not even once
>>25648169
Meme diets never work. You need to make a lifestyle change, like introducing regular exercise or cutting out carbonated soda.
why don't girls ever post here, lads
>>25648043
Son, you won't come close to touching your femoral artery.
>>25648210
Drink some milk to help
>>25648222
They do, but they don't advertise it because why the fuck does it matter
Drunk two bottles of wine and eaten pizza with the heating on all afternoon, just got into bed and feel like the comfiest beached whale ever recorded in history.
>>25648221
It actually does work, its how george osbourne lost all his pudge
>>25648132
fuck off already FUCK OFFFFFF
>>25648148
>caring about women and gays
not edgy. you are a fucking normie
Had a big tasty from Maccies today lads. It was fucking shite, should have gone for the chicken legend
>>25648271
He also has a personal trainer slash dietician.
>>25648251
>They do, but they don't advertise it because why the fuck does it matter
Because then we could all get gfs
>>25648222
>Pssttt......anonymous image board. I could be a woman, man, cisgender pan-demi-homosexual or a eunuch.
>>25648315
And those experts advised him to do the 5-2 diet.
>>25648309
ye you should have m8 but no bother there's always another day desu
>>25648350
Well good luck to you but don't come crying to us when you rebound and end up a stone heavier.
>Go to China for a study abroad thing
>Lots of weird stuff going on
>Can completely respect how hypocritical it is to eat cows and pigs but find other animals weird, so not complaining, just found it shocking
>Skinned and cooked dogs hung by their necks in the street
>Starfish or pigeon on a stick available to buy
>Think I'll do the tourist thing and have scorpion on a stick
>Wriggling scorpion is taken whilst impaled and put in a deep fat fryer
>shi kuai shi kuai (about one pound)
>t-t-t-thanks
>Looks disgusting so I throw it on the floor
>Go to Mcdonalds for a burger instead
>Tastes awful but whatever
>Mcdonald's shut down across China a week later for selling rotten meat and hospitalising loads of people
Wish I was memeing but spent a week shitting myself in my room
Never again
>>25648320
>implying they'd want to go out with us
Lets face it lads, we can't afford gfs and reasonable grill would simply fuck chads if she was lonely.
We might be up for cuddles and maybe even learn to love them but we won't be as good as chad dick.
>>25648309
big tasty best burger although i agree the chicken legend is 2nd best.
Where can I live where I won't be bothered by beggars when walking through the town center?
eating pasta
>>25648435
Nowhere. Impossible.
>>25648353
It was slightly cold and the sauce was shit. I got cheese bites though so half a rancid burger, cheese bites and some (soggy) chips filled a bit of the gap.
Why are maccies chips so inconsistent? If they're cooked properly they arn't salty enough and if they're salty enough they're always fucking soggy. Pretty pissed off about it 2bh lads
>>25648404
I would settle for being a cuck desu
>>25648485
>I would settle for being a cuck desu
Same to be honest lad. I seem to do enough emotional support for one lass I know because her chad doesn't seem to give a shit about her emotions.
Sorta already feel like a cuck lad.
>>25648470
I quite like them when they are still warm, but have a touch of soggy. I don't like them to be crispy. But I have autism, so that might explain it.
I had a whopper today, Senpai. It tasted weird, so I only ate half. I wish I'd have gotten a big mac from mcdonalds instead.
Are those cheese bites any good? I really like mozarella sticks from mcdonalds. And their wedges (when they do them) are god-tier
>>25648470
Poleaboo worked at McDonalds and says it's a very short, simple process to cook the fries
Just drop them into the frier and pull them back up when the alarm goes off
Then you just use the salt shaker
McDonalds also uses a FIFO system
>>25648404
Perhaps the next life will be better
I want to hug TildeAnon.
>>25648549
I really like the cheese bites, they're a bit shit as they cool down though. nice and gooey when fresh
I find it very difficult to make eye contact because it makes me uncomfortable. Google offers no solutions, please help. (it's not autism)
>>25648309
You mean should of*
>>25648550
You load the fries.
Put them in the fryer.
Halfway through cooking you lift them and give them a shake, then back in they go.
Then you take them out at the second beep. Shake them, let them sit for a few moments for excess oil to drip off.
Then dump them in the place where all the fries go and add a bit of salt.
You're welcome.
>>25648589
Yeah i did, cheers m8
>>25648595
Best fries must be the ones that sit there for a while then. The crunch is what makes them good
Burger king chips are way better so are the burgers.
Mcdicks has only got the 'dollar menu' stuff going for it
>>25647855
I'm really late, but I'll white knight whiteknight anon, so leave him alone, hes a noble soul.
I feel bad when I see lonely guys on /britfeel/. One day if I make it as a qt transgirl I will post pics and would be happy to choose somebody here to be my bf.
>>25648641
Burger King is gourmet food compared to McDs.
>>25648584
Just look over people's shoulders when you talk to them, they won't be able to tell.
>>25648631
The way the fries get soggy is because they are put in the bag and the condensation becomes too much. I don't think that they get any crispier by sitting in the hopper for any longer.
>>25648584
I find it difficult to talk to people without eye contact. Like, I have an unflinching stare.
I think it makes some people feel uncomfortable hahaha. I notice some people don't look me in the eyes at all when talking to me.
>>25648595
Poleaboo never made fries, he only ever worked the counter
He'd grab them to fill orders but people would sometimes get mad at him for not properly informing them he was taking fries
>>25648641
Town centre maccies closed in poleaboos town because takeaways were better value for money
Does anybody even like Mcdonald's anymore?
It's like 5-7 quid for a meal and you get some shite 'burger', some chips and a drink.
Can usually get a meal at a lower end restaurant or even a pint and a burger and ice cream for that price.
It's absolute garbage.
Used to love any sort of fast food but I would genuinely rather miss out than have a mcdonalds now
>>25648686
Oh, thats a shame. Sometimes they're crispier though. Maybe its because there's a pleb working the machine some days.
How do you lads feel knowing civil war in Europe in 2 years?
>>25648722
I had lunch in wetherspoons the other day and some people where saying its basically the same price and much much better and you can have a pint.
>>25648263
That sounds really comfy man
>>25648722
Nothing decent like that near me lad.
>>25648738
Probably a combination of someone taking them out too early, and letting them sit in the little box-cup things for too long before giving them to customers.
>>25648722
>tfw after trying like 12 different Chinese places, you finally find one that suits your tastes perfectly
good feel lads
>>25648746
Part of me is sad, but I am going traveling around Europe this summer to see it before shit hits the fan. So that is something at least.
The other part of me can't wait to see lefties get BTFO because of their creation. I have plenty of places to leave England for so it is no skin off of my nose after this summer once I've been and seen it all.
>>25648135
Sounds like a real robot to me desu.
finished eating pasta
that was yummy
>>25648746
I feel you should fuck off back to your containment board
Also
>What's happening in Ukraine right now
/pol/tards are dense shits
>>25648838
what did you have on it lad?
>>25648832
Why Chinese instead of Paki?
