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Had to go all night without a fucking britfeel edition.
Who else no sleep?
G'day Pommy cunts.
Sorry that us convicts have a better lifestyle and better weather than you.can't comment on the sheilas, they're about the same everywhere, innit?
>>25633665
are british even people
>>25633731
That didn't make sense blud?
What language was that blud?
Please speak English bruv
>>25633665
just got back from a 2 hour walk around the streets. nothing interesting happened, but I did stare at my old house for about 20 minutes.
I miss being a kid.
There's still a thread up btw.
>>25633761
No we are sex gods.
No sleep, no gf
Where are yall fags at
>>25633804
Yeah but its been dead for about 12 hours.
>>25633781
I just walked to the spar for an energy drink
>>25633874
>10 minutes ago is 12 hours
what
>>25633886
One post don't count bruv senpai dickhead lad
>>25633776
tone it down wasteman pussyclart postin bout some accent ting on here U get me???
>>25633966
It's alright to be a retard and wrong, not all of us can tell the time.
Well some good news at this early hour. Someone found the source for the nudes for the anon getting cucked by his dad story.
3-faced.com/images/Teen%20Selfies/teenfuck%20young%20%2812066%29.jpg
Staying up so I can buy some wellies downtown at 10.
Lol top kek LADS
Finally finished shameless lads.
It went right shit when Carl and mickey left.
>>25633761
We're too self-deprecating to be people
>>25633983
Shut up mouth rude boi!
>>25633805
Made me laugh, cheers m8.
My threads gonna die
>>25633966
You fucking twat, don't create threads if you don't know anything about bumping.
Amerifag who came into some money here. Where should I visit in the UK? I really like some of the pictures of Welsh landscapes I've seen and am really interested in military history.
>>25636275
Visit my town and give me some money.
Amerifat here, just wanted to tell you guys I always enjoy seeing the evolution of your OP image.
We need some blue pallets in the britfeel banner for warehouse work feels
Tempted to order a dominos as it's the only thing open right now. But of course it's expensive as fuck and the google rating for the local one is 2 stars.
Not sure what to do. Wait till 5pm for my favorite paki place to open? Quite a long wait desu.
>>25636275
Those landscapes is all thats in Wales, sometimes you'll find a house, and lots of sheep.
>>25636213
Get off my thread then you retard
>>25633731
Heard it all before Bruce, jog on
>>25634115
Explain - so the story was fake?
Should I buy this or will I look like a try hard James dean wannabe
>>25636275
Well what are your interests lad?
>>25636621
Of course it was fake.
>>25636352
Haha definitely
>>25636622
I wouldn't back shiny grey, there's nicer bombers out there
>>25636621
Anyone who thought the story was real is literally reddit. I said the voice mails were a giveaway.
>>25636275
Although everyone who lives there are wankers, you should visit London. The imperial war museum is excellent. It has all the original nazi propaganda videas. Dont go to Wales. Its shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sT1bw38avIw
Sorry lads, but I can't stop laughing.
>>25633665
tfw got an essay due tomorrow in something that i hate, for a degree that i dont want, for a life i really didnt ask for
no friends
nobody really likes me
feel like i have no place
never will be successful
worse thing is that my family is proud of me--they shouldn't be; they wouldn't be if they knew me
>>25636872
he got in a car crash and broke his leg and now he has to wait to lose his virginity
>>25636902
I'm at the point where I don't care about my degree anymore. Just using these uni years as a break from wageslaving. Last year and going to end with a 2.2 but with placement experience, so whatever happens, happens.
>>25636275
west country is chill
countryside in general is chill
dont go to the north
>>25636662
Knew it, that birds voice sounded way too put on
>>25636964
Same, last year. Gonna get a 2.1 probs. Chances are I cant pull for a 1st at this point, but if I wasn't so shitty in the 2nd year, maybe. I dunno. Fucking life will be hell either way. Doesn't matter if it's 2.2 or 2.1.
>>25636462
Should I do it laddos?
>>25637015
go for it lad desu
>>25637015
Yes.
Not a fan of garlic pizza bread but I guess you are.
>>25637015
>not deep pan
>>25637069
It was part of the deal, I can't change the cookies, wedges, or the pizza bread.
Fuck it, I ordered it though.
>>25636275
wales is shit mate
go to london and visit the museums
there are no landscapes, just miserable wet fields in wales
>>25637015
spend a little once in your life
i always starve myself and exercise before it turns up, tastes better.
>>25637015
500ml isn't enough to wash all that down.
>>25637015
That's a pretty good deal desu, go for it and save me a slice.
>going to go lose my v to a mature tranny today
Wish me luck lads
>>25637558
Proud of you, anon.
>>25637015
How do people like dominoes, the tomato sauce base tastes off on the pizzas?
>>25637558
post pics, usually mature tranny just means man in drag to me
>>25637015
>yfw pizza man rings asking for directions
>>25637624
this tbqhwyl senpai
>>25637627
why does this happen, why do they not have satnavs?
>>25637015
You stupid shit you realize papa johns is doing a 50% off this month?
you can get TWO XXL pizzas for the same price as that pitiful order.
>>25637696
Yeah but then I'd have to eat Papa Johns pizza.
>>25637703
I'd rather just order 12 double cheeseburgers off of BK (or 7 big kings/chicken big kings/long burgers) than pay for overpriced dominoshit.
>>25637696
Local Papa Johns doesn't open till half 11. And by then the paki places start to open up too. Which are far cheaper than anything.
>>25637015
Since when did food have VAT attached to it? Is this recent?
>>25637723
With the 50% off promo papa johns should be competetive with paki deliveries.
Plus the pizza in paki shops are god awful 99% of the time, the only one I've had that was actually excellent was salford pizza.
They were the only ones selling cheese, nutella and pineapple calzones too.
>>25637757
if you get a takeaway it does, same reason you pay less if you drink in at Starbucks rather than taking out.
>>25637781
Bloody hell. I've been gone too long and the country has gone to shit without me.
>>25637781
That's weird, the local Chinese lunch is a tenner if you eat in, 6 if you take out.
>>25637818
Tax avoidance.
>>25637818
They don't pay their tax so you cost them moe in electric by eating in so they charge you more
>>25633731
>straya
>relevant
>get told we're going out for dinner because it's my nan's birthday
>we're actually going at about 1pm
So it's not fucking dinner at all it's cunting lunch. Why do old people have such a warped sense of time that they don't even know how to correctly relay temporal information? Completely fucked up my plans for today since I was expecting to be going to DINNER, which is 5pm onwards at the earliest.
>>25637696
>unironically promoting papajohns
do you even have tastebuds?
Hey britbongs, neet from a shitty european country is it worth trying to fix life by applying to unis like bradford, derby or anything in that category to try get life back on track or they're plain waste of time, with my shitty grades from hs, being uni dropout and no diplomas i won't be accepted to any better uni
>>25636735
nvm reddit, it's being reported as true elsewhere;
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/broken-man-discovers-girlfriend-cheating-7147024
>>25638106
>trying to fix your shitty life by going to shitty universities
>>25638279
I won't be accepted to anything else...it would be a start
>>25638316
>it would be a start
The start of your spiral into debt. Hope you got the cash, m8.
>>25638341
I've like some thousands by the side and was planning to get the loan and work part time to by side to cover a part of life expenses, i mean i have no better option
When the fuck will it stop raaaaining?
It's shit having it rain at 1am when it's primetime to pick up heartbroken 16-18 year old chicks on the nightclub district road/benches.
>>25638119
I'm hoping it's just a joke.
I can't express how angry that makes me, especially their responses when confronted.
>>25638106
Depends entirely on the degree you are aiming to do on whether it's worth it.
http://www.thecompleteuniversityguide.co.uk/league-tables/rankings
After the way my dad ruined my mum's life and knackered our family I always figured I'd never cheat. But I did, and it was really easy. I don't regret it and i'd do it again.
Maybe people are just naturally dicks.
>>25638590
It's fake, check the pillows in the spoiler pic further up the thread and reference them to the text message nudes.
>>25638603
Mechanical engineering and work my ass off to get good grades so i can apply for a master in top 10 unis
>>25638632
forgot to add pic
>>25638689
Maybe his dad uploaded them to that site?
Alright LADs,
Got an offer to study at Newcastle university this September, I'm not too far from Newcastle and could live at home during study which would be far cheaper - however, I feel like if I don't live in the accommodation, meet new people and everything I'm kind of just wasting the "Uni experience" - I don't wanna get fucked up every night or anything just want to immerse myself in the experience of university.
Is it worth it lads?
>>25638716
It was a bait thread the normies are idiots
>Otitis externa
Jesus christ, how long does this take to clear up? It's been nearly 2 fucking weeks.
>>25638769
You can do it for the 1st year as grades don't even count anyway as long as you pass. 2nd and 3rd year you can save.
>tfw was a degenerate in my late teens
>cucked a guy
>got with other people when I knew they were my friends' oneitises
>did homosex
>used drugs
Now I'm a NEET, how did this happen lads?
>>25638900
AIDs hopefully
eating breakfast and watching stewart lee
>>25638900
>>used drugs
Its because you're a fucking degenerate anon :^)
>>25638769
Join clubs and societies, lots of autists there and you can meet new people.
As long as you open your door, you can meet new dudes who will drag you out clubbing and shit which will make you experience normiehood of course dont do it every night. Try to find local events that are open for international students, best way to meet international girls who are new in the country and need someone to guide them.
GL anon
Got 2 freeleech tokens on what that expire tonight, need some good suggestions.
>>25638900
>got with other people when I knew they were my friends' oneitises
Why would you do this you fucking animal?
>>25633665
>Who else no sleep?
Red 6 standing by...
>>25638605>>25638900
maybe you can stop living through women in trying to please them, only because you seek validation to fill your existential void.
Lads I don't know what happened
I blacked out
>>25639135
I blacked your mum mate.
>>25639114
>Why would you do this you fucking animal?
Because I was a malicious arsehole back then and enjoyed having things that other people wanted, especially doing it really casually like it was no big deal.
>>25639134
>living through women
In what way is having sex with women 'living through them'?
>>25638971
>Its because you're a fucking degenerate anon :^)
>A bit of weed, the odd upper and taking mandy a few times
>implying this can ruin your life
drunkenly cheated on gf a few weeks ago, she was mad for a while but now just says we 'need to take a break' which i'm guessing includes fucking everyone she can get with
considering murder/suicide
>>25639354
>>A bit of weed, the odd upper and taking mandy a few times
>>implying this can ruin your life
Well something ruined your life. Have a think lad
>having girlfriends
>talking to girls
NORMIES OUT
>>25639516
at least i'm not a wagecuck
>>25639507
Jonesy, Smithy, and Gazza will be having a foursome with her tonight.
>>25639624
the worst part is she claims she's "asexual" but conveniently isn't when she gets pissed
>>25639640
So did you never get to bang her? Sounds like a roastie in denial to me.
Had my first kiss yesterday it was shit desu lads
>>25639654
I did quite a few times but at the start of last year, since then she's just developed this bullshit tumblr based personality
recently i've just lost interest in sex overall
>>25637015
>deal
>still horribly overpriced
lmao
>>25639691
finger her behind the bike sheds
http://strawpoll.me/6499051
http://strawpoll.me/6499051
http://strawpoll.me/6499051
http://strawpoll.me/6499051
Life altering poll
It's your duty to vote, lads.
>>25639723
zzzzzzz wire series 2 is goat
>No sleep
I'm watching porn at 115 Decibels causing my entire desk to fall apart and scaring the fuck out of everyone on my street
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqCSQPYKZ0s
>tfw just got out of bed
>tfw T minus 21 hours till wagecucking
>>25639739
kek desu
i laughed irl
>>25639694
>You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was too low in content (0.00% content).
You have been muted for 4 seconds, because your comment was not original.
FFFFFFUUUUUUCCVCKCKCKCKCIHPjfsbihg REEEEE
Sounds like you dodged a bullet mate
>>25639723
>http://strawpoll.me/6499051
rick and morty isn't funny unless you are a pseudo-intellectual fuckwit
>>25639723
le simpsons season 3-8, some tv gold in there
>>25636275
Where was this picture taken? Looks really familiar. It's not Swansea is it?
>>25639777
Jackpot trips don't lie, GTFO of that relationship stat.
>>25636275
Lake district is nice but all our roads have washed away.
You should do striding edge if you like hiking/walking though
>>25639935
b-but i love her :(((
>>25639734
MUH
FUCKIN
DOCKS
>>25639949
>In love with tumblr tier wanker
Sending help now lad
>>25639794
it almost as if he put it in there as a meme option
>>25639949
Yeah, and she's agender so fucking tapped.
Get out before she makes you dye your hair and flog yourself for being white
>>25639880
thats swansea lad
>>25639957
fuck up cunt docks are god tier enjoy the kiddies in series 4 closet paedo zzzzzzzzzzz
>>25636275
As somebody from wales, don't come to wales
>>25639973
Send someone to Hertfordshire to put me out of my misery immediately
>>25639985
She's not that kind of tumblr, pretty sure she's more racist than me
>>25639989
loool
season 4 is a complete feel trip mane
season 2 is just
>DUHH Ziggy did something stupid again
>FFS Ziggy
>>25640019
>pretty sure she's more racist than me
So standard tumblr then. Won't take long for someone to warp her mind .
Also you cheated on her, you fucking deserve it you failed normie twat.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>25640049
>season
yank cunt
>watching the wire past series 3
muh kids
zzzzzzzz
>>25640075
>you fucking deserve it
yeah but it was funny lol
>>25640082
>>season
>yank cunt
State correct term.
That feel when just got back from Pegida rally in Cologne.
They had more Police against people protest migrants rape than they did when migrants raped and sexually assaulted more than 100 women.
Germany is keked lads, but documenting the upcoming events to ww3 is fun.
>>25640103
series
>>25640119
Well done mein bruder, you are doing God's work. Don't let those immigrants frisst your land.
>>25640119
yeah I do that sometimes, like when my PS3 is broken I hop on a plane to wherever there's a protest going on. if I can't be bothered I just google it and pretend I was there
>>25640119
Britain will rise from the ashes
>>25639723
Get a mirror and watch yourself being a complete pleb piece of shit
guess my thread didn't last
was right quiet last night
>>25635497
suck out pardener
>>25640311
I was there but too shitted to post anything
>>25640327
that's a sod, made it just before i went to bed
Poleaboo was woken up by his dad today, telling him that he wants him up at 9am every morning to job hunt.
>>25639723
Mr.Robot is absolute wank, don't waste your time
>>25640307
wew lad
are you okay?
>>25640337
Most days I don't leave my bed except to get more beer
One of these days I'll join the army and hope I get shot
>>25640019
Why is everyone attacking her when it was this twat who cheated on her?
>>25640352
God I hope this is true.
>>25640352
Fuck that, I hope I never get to that stage
>>25640166
As if, it'll be the capital of the Caliphate mate
>>25640421
Same
Poleaboo's story gets more pathetic everyday.
>>25640419
Because robots are scared of women
It was with one of my best friends and even though I was clearly fucked out my head and couldn't stay awake for more than 10 seconds at a time nobody bothered to think "hey let's not try and fuck him"
>>25640381
army is hell for a robot mate, easier to kill yourself
>>25640470
Yeah, I know, I'm too much of a pussy though and too many people saying that they would never forgive me
What's been the soundtrack to everyone's new year so far?
It's been a year since I discovered pic related, so I'm immersing myself in it again. Nick Drake was such a fragile soul...
Even though they're inherently pleb I've listened to radiohead a tonne recently. It takes skill to blend accessibility and experimentation like they do. Amnesiac b-sides are GOAT.
Also Lou Reed
>>25640507
>pic 2bh fem
>>25640469
Are you blaming other people for your unfaithfulness? You're pathetic.
>>25640507
>>25640530
wow such unique, so taste
>>>/mu/
>>25640530
nice, I can see that fitting with the kinda glum feeling this time of year has.
2 weeks till my 19th birthday lads, what should I ask for
>>25640545
I'm not claiming I'm not pathetic, I want to die now because I can't live with myself
a pigeon just shat on my decking, it's a sign
>>25640564
what are you listening to then friend? :^)
Fancy that, people posting critically acclaimed albums. I'd say a more obvious /mu/tant would post stuff like Have a Nice Life or Fishmans, since they're not that big outside mu or rym
>>25640507
Can't think of anything I've been listening to this year in particular, I was listening to a lot of Ratboy towards the end of last year but I realised he's just for a new wave of liberal teens who hate their parents
>>25640577
All I'm saying is, I'm on her side for this one. As much as I can't stand women, would call her a whore if she cheated on you, and would tell you to dump that bitch. I'd say the same to her if the position was reserved. She has every right to dump you and ride chad cock carousal after what you did.
>>25640629
I agree with her view completely, I am just too used to self-pitying
>>25640629
This is a fair post, if we constantly complain about roasties never being faithful, it has to go the other way as well. Learn from this and don't bloody cheat next time.
>>25640678
>deny sex to bf
>gargle as much had dick as possible
This is not reasonable behaviour, she was just looking for a reason to do this. She'll probably come back and try and get him in another shit relationship and suck cocks on the side
>planned to go to town to get some normie clothes and some new trainers
>raining but whatever
>stand on the bus stop for 25 minutes
>bus sholud have been there after 5 minutes
>check timetable
>no service on a Sunday
>>25640678
>Next time
>>25640710
Happened to me way too many times
>>25640617
Not really familiar with ratboy, watching the videos/listening to them now, they seem quite obnoxious :^
I guess that might be their thing
>>25640723
Very obnoxious essex indie rap
>>25640507
Rectal Hygenics
>>25640352
Good you useless prick.
>>25636275
Wales is one of the worst parts of the country, if you want landscapes go to the lake district or the outer reaches of scotland
who /hasnoideawhattowiththerelife/ here
>>25640710
kek, feel sorry for you mate but I laughed.
Have a (You) as my apologies for laughing.
>>25640722
I'm usually a bit more switched on but I think I've fucked my sleeping pattern. Back to work tomorrow so that might sort me out.
>>25640775
i think that can be said for all of us in some way since we're on r9k on a sunday afternoon
>>25640775
Reporting in.
Just sort of drifting I suppose.
>>25640784
My sleeping pattern is wayy fucked up, I fall asleep at around 4/5pm and way up around 3am
Any tips?
>>25640780
No worries. I'd rather be here anyway.
>>25640775
>>25640793
I really should be working but you cunts have convinced me there's no point
Reminder that if you live in or around Birmingham and haven't been to original patty men yet u r a idiot
>>25640805
Stay up for a day, 2 days works the best. If you can stay up for 2 days do it. Then go to bed the normal time.
>>25640775
Yeah same. I guess getting a cozy job and living on my own would be okay.
Christmas was really weird and I actually have some motivation now, but I don't really have anything to do.
Just doesn't really feel like there are many things worth doing.
>>25640815
There is no point mate. Feel free to stay here.
>>25640821
Going to get bored as all fuck but I'll try, thanks mate
>>25640507
JAPRAP ALL DAY SENPAI
https://youtu.be/vyzEfYVB3A4
>>25640834
Might as well, you're all the friends I've got right now
>>25639723
Mr Robot is literally just Fight Club, don't bother
>>25640805
> wayy fucked up
>4/5pm and way up around 3am
This place is rife with nocturnal NEETs and you think that's you've got a big problem?
>>25640818
live in london mate, burgers like that have been fucking everywhere for the past 4 years
>>25640860
I mean fucked up compared to how I normally am, sleep 11am til 7am
>>25639723
>GoT image
>no GoT option
I know it's normie as fuck, but game of subreddits isn't all that bad. It's no sopranos of course but a fun watch, better than I thought it would be. First season is top notch.
Fuck Maisie Williams though, please kill her character off already.
>>25640860
Not so rife that the night time threads are busy at all.
>>25640805
My problem has always been getting to sleep in the first place and then staying asleep all night.
I've started showering before bed so I'm all clean and cozy. That's helped me get to sleep in the first place. Try to limit your screen time (PC, TV etc.) before you go to sleep. If I fall asleep with something playing on my laptop I always wake up again and have to turn the light off. Reading a book or something is a better way for your brain to wind down before you nod off. That's helped me too. Having a routine helps as well. I work a 9-5 so I have to get up and go at the same time each day during the week. I also try to get up and shower even when I've got nothing to do that day.
I read something about staying up for a whole day / night then eating when you want to wake up the next day. Apparently that's meant to reset your body clock or something. Could be bollocks, I've never tried it.
I'm almost there I think. It's the drinking on a Friday and sleeping in until Saturday lunchtime that fucks me up. I'll be sorted if I can fix that.
>>25640818
Looks more like original haram to me mate.
>>25640891
It's exactly the Friday night/Saturday morning routine that fucks me up, but I don't really want to stop it
>>25640882
You actually want to be nocturnal?
>>25640890
I abandon ship after about 2am 2bh, it seems to bring out all the glumposters
>>25640917
No, I have shit to do in the day
>>25640926
>>25640805
>I fall asleep at around 4/5pm and way up around 3am
>>25640882
>sleep 11am til 7am
Which one is it then?
>>25640917
Nothing wrong with a little bit of glumposting senpai. Need to get it out of you somehow.
I keep wasting my weekends but spend all my week wageslaving, is there even a point in having a job if I don't earn enough to move out?
How much do you bro bots earn a month, and doing what?
>1,143 after tax
>Intern at university doing social research
>Somedays literally have nothing to do
>Somedays don't even have to go in and can 'work' from home
>Manager literally too busy with her own research to check on what I'm doing
Quite comfy tbqh, shame the contract runs out in 5 months
>>25640949
I mean normally I would do 11-7, but recently I have been 4/5-3 and I want to get out of it
>>25640617
Please tell me your under 20.
Anyway, I listen to that raw UK hip hop blad
https://youtu.be/gZlgHgB91UI
>>25640866
Why do Londoners have such foul language?
Truly scum.
>>25640959
I earn like 50 bong more a month and its fucking awful and I hate it and can't even skive off because my boss can see what I'm doing. It does not take 37.5 hours to do my job but I have to be sat at my desk all the same its like school but more retarded
>>25640966
So you normally sleep all day but you've not been recently and want to get out of that habit but you want to be awake in the day. I am sleep deprived but it sounds like you're contradicting yourself 2bh lad.
>>25640954
This.
I don't mind it. Make it feel comfy and reminds me that it's okay to be sad.
Just got home from shops, bought a bunch of beers, now cosy in bed enjoying the rain on my window watching the FA Cup.
>mfw
>>25640958
>s there even a point in having a job if I don't earn enough to move out?
Vidya senpai, vidya.
>>25641010
I don't feel comfortable with that either. And yes I do.
>>25640975
Of course, If I didn't have a job by 20 I would definitely kms
>>25640997
You the technical copywriter anon?
How are you doing mate?
>>25640998
I'm not contradicting myself, recently I have been sleeping during the day, but I don't want to anymore, I want it to be 11-7 again
Simple enough mate
Freshly baked 6 inch baguette with nice ham and cheese, couple of apples and bananas and some celery.
Diet feels good lads
>>25641033
That's where you are wrong. You are the very essence of my interpretation of boring.
>>25640997
At least in school you get to play with your friends at lunch time
>>25641031
Having trouble deciphering this desu
>>25641067
I have some troubles but I don't think you can help me with them.
>>25641064
>At least in school you get to play with your friends at lunch time
implying
>>25641042
yes its me, same crap as usual senpai.
>>25641048
Ok found the problem
>sleep 11am til
You mean 11pm?
All you need to fix that is to stay up a little later a few days in a row lad, no marathon sessions of staying awake needed. Get some caffeine down you when you're feeling weary in the afternoon and it'll push your bedtime back a couple of hours, do that a few days in a row and your body will take the hint. Shouldn't take long to fix.
>>25641085
True. I like reading about other peoples problems though, It gives me perspective on my own and helps me to understand other people.
>>25641060
Rather be boring than, in the words of fridgebro, to be found one day rotting in my office chair
Poleaboo has woken up
The project has thrice again ended in seeming failure
Will practice a bit for Driving Theory exam
>>25641128
Oh shit yeah, my bad mate, thanks for the advice
i am currently eating a plum while watching the bulldog in next doors garden chase its own tail
>>25641151
Going to get some cereal. Reckon I'll find piss in there mate?
>Why don't you have a gf yet, lad?
>tfw vidya are filled with retarded until about 9pm
Why do so many shitters play during the day? Games are so, so much better at night.
Played 4 games of Rainbow 6 this morning and every game was filled with spackers in ranked. Gonna have to give it a break until tonight.
>>25641241
Why aren't you in a coffin yet, dad?
Poleaboo got raped by his dad last night, Poleaboo doesn't want to talk about it, suffice to say that now he knows why he called Poleaboo 'little man' so much.
>>25641249
>yfw you realize it's YOU who's a spacker and at night you get carried by others
>>25641249
I hardly play games anymore except from Dark Souls, and I can't find anyone to play with that isn't a meme-spouting faggot
>>25640959
>Roughly 1800 / month after tax
>More with overtime but we have no budget for that at the moment
>Investigate fraudulent insurance claims
>Spend the days calling out foreigners and other scum on their bullshit
It's pretty good considering I went straight into work after school. Fun too most days. I'd just like to see a bigger chunk of the money I save the company.
Poleaboo can only communicate with his dad via email now
>>25641282
poleaboo sucks dick
>>25641282
Pakipoo can't use the internet so how can he email?
>>25641313
Poleaboo is a career criminal, he doesn't care about silly things like the police
>>25641282
>poleaboo starts his emails "Greetings father"
>>25641259
My fucking sides desu senpai.
>>25641268
Nah, I'm a good play and usually do the carrying. Admittedly. During the day it's just fucking morons.
>no communication
>retards with strong defensive skills roaming around the map
>nobody barricades the doors or walls
>nobody takes armour
>nobody destroys cameras
>shit aim
I could go on. I also notice that I get matched with much higher ranking players on a night.
guess what i'm listening to lads
>>25641048
>>25641128
What this guy said. And also set your alarm for the morning and have some energy drinks next to your bed. When your alarm goes off open an energy drink and down one this way it will stop you from just turning your alarm off and going back to sleep.
Going to the docs in half an hour because I've got an ear infection that is fucking killing me.
They will most likely give me some antibiotics but how do I get them to give me some 'real' painkillers without them just telling me to take paracetamol which are doing absolutely naff all.
>>25641358
Damn that's a good idea, I should move my alarm clock onto a shelf too so I have to get up to turn it off
Poleaboo is becoming quite frustrated
He doesn't understand why his trick isn't working now when it went fairly well the first time
>tfw really want to play UNO all of a sudden
Fucking sucks how there's no online multiplayer uno game. There used to be a popular one on OMGPOP but it closed down now.
