>Tfw holding my piss in for 2 hours and counting because my roommate has women over
>Tfw no jugs
>Tfw bout to blow
lay on your back and piss in your mouth
>>25632241
been in your situation before.
pee into a shirt and then wash it later,
>>25632241
Stop being autistic and use the bathroom.
Poss out your window.
Used to have a cigarette burn in My screen just for this.
Just go piss outside nigga what the fuck is wrong with you
>>25632387
>>25632353
fuck off. you act like if he walked out they wouldn't say what are you doing in there anon? just sitting alone in your room on a saturday night? fucking normies leave.
as for op i suggest pissing out of the window or on a pile of clothes. i always keep food and other drinks in my room in case this happens.
nobody has suggested pissing on said women? shame on you anons for not knowing that it's a fantasy of 60% of adult women.
>>25632466
>>25632293
Phew thanks bros. I pissed in one of my drawers. I'll clean it out when they leave.
>tfw shat in a bin twice in my life since I didn't want to go out and see the people in my dorm at uni
>>25632466
Who gives a fuck about what some sluts have to say? If you have to piss just go fucking piss
More so, if they aren't busy sucking dick in the bathroom just use the toilet like everyone else and turn your autism down
>>25632704
>posting on r9k
>not knowing everyone here is at least slightly autistic
>>25632466
Lots of people chill by themselves on Saturday nights. You can bullshit it even more by saying you were working/have school shit to deal with and are physically drained.
