1. How old was your mother when you were born?
2. Have you ever kissed a girl?
3. Do you consider yourself a robot?
1. 31
2. Yes, I had a GF for a few months. Somehow.
3. Yes, I do everything alone (movies, drinking at home alone) and go weeks without seeing my "friends."
1. don't know
2. no
3. yes
>>25630684
>34 y/o
>Yeah, first kiss was with a petite, spinner-bodied married woman, tongue and all.
>yea
1. 31
2. yes
3. yes
34
no
yeah i guess so
30
no
yes
>People who have kissed girls consider themselves robots
I hate this place yet I cannot leave.
>>25630757
You don't know your mother's age?
>>25630684
1. 24
2. No
3. Yes
>>25630735
>>25630762
>>25630783
Get the fuck off my board if you've kissed a real girl.
>>25630815
No.
hjkkj
1. 23
2. Yes, a very long time ago.
3. Yes, I'll be a wizard in a year and a half.
1. 40.
2. No.
3. Yes.Seriously? This wasn't original.
>>25630832
to be fair, i was like 12 and it was for a dare
>>25630684
1. 27
2. yes
3. no, i just browse for the DANKMEMES
>>25630684
1. She was 40.
2. No.
3. Yes.
>>25630684
>Between 26 and 31, i don't really know since we don't talk.
>No, i never really tried though.
>Kinda, i don't go out much and i like to be alone, but i do have friends and girls somehow feel attracted by me if i don't ignore them.
>>25630684
1. 34
2. yes
3. failed normie and manlet. you guys might even call me a chad I guess.
>>25630684
>35
>Once, she was a prostitute, she went for my mouth, it lasted a second and i washed my mouth and lips 1000 times after
>yes
>30
>Yea but I didn't know how
>Gamma fag cyborg
>>25630684
>36
>No
>somewhat, yes
>28
>yes
>not exactly, but I relate to many robot feelings
>>25630851
>>25630995
We are the same, friend.
34
no
yes
whats the point of this...survey i guess?
also ignore image
>>25631109
>Also ignore image
No.
Sauce, now.
>>25631128
thats why i posted it man
i cant find the sauce myself
>>25630684
30 something
no
more or less
>>25631109
>>25631128
I second this sauce request.
>>25630684
>28
>no
>yes
Original
>>25630684
>1. How old was your mother when you were born?
53. I shit you not. I think it's why I'm a barely sentient retard.
>1. How old was your mother when you were born?
No.
>3. Do you consider yourself a robot?
Yes.
>>25631109
It is my belief that mothers over 30 produce children that are inferior, both socially and physically. Seeing if there is a correlation with robots.
1. 30
2. Yes. It was amazing
3. Yes. I'm not kissless, hugless or handholdless, but I'm still a lonely virgin
I think its no coincidence that most replies in here are 30+ moms when they were born. I've heard that women who have children past the age of 30 have an increased risk of having autistic offspring.
>>25631231
I know, i really wat to get tested for autism, i'm like 80% sure i have it.
>>25630684
>1. How old was your mother when you were born?
25 I think
>2. Have you ever kissed a girl?
yes
>3. Do you consider yourself a robot?
No
If cyborg is still being used here then I'm that. I may be an autist but at least I have some equally autistic friends. Also I've only ever kissed a total of two girls in my life and that happened 3 years ago.
25
A neighborhood girl kissed me when I was about eight. Got kissed again at around 15. I've never kissed a girl back though so I hate to count it.
I consider myself a socially dysfunctional human being with a promising future career in wizardry.
>>25631148
>>25631153
Go to: and you may get lucky >>14112238
1. 40
2. No
3. Yes and it's killing me
1. 21
2. Yes, was in a relationship since i was 18yo for 6 years about 1 year ago.
3. Sometimes yes, sometimes no. When i'm with my friends i don't, when i'm in a club i do cause i can't talk to girls that way.
>>25630684
26
No
No, just conservative and overall don't fit well into most of society but I'm not really a robot.
>>25630943
If you say "dankmemes" unironically, you are not 27
>yfw you realize we all had older than average mothers
29
No
No in a sense that I'm not a whiny bitch who cares about bitches and thinks fucking a bitch will fix them.
>>25631379
You're not one.
>>25631390
>you are not 27
esl or something? learn to read bud
>>25630684
1. 20
2. Yes
3. No
>>25630684
1. 23
2. Yes.
3. A recovering robot, I'm not at rock bottom anymore but I still have a long way to go.
37
No
Yes, unfortunately
>>25631400
Well, i didn't write that i consider myself a robot either. What i meant was that i sometimes feel like one.
>>25630684
>1. How old was your mother when you were born?
30 I think
>2. Have you ever kissed a girl?
I think I might have...
>3. Do you consider yourself a robot?
wizard with only thing going for them is good hygiene
>>25630684
>Have you ever kissed a girl
1.18
2.Yes (she was considered the ugliest girl in the school, kinda regret it honestly, also a one time thing)
3.Yes
>>25630684
31
yes
no
robot nipples
>>25631391
I noticed this too. I'm also thinking >>25631185
has a point as well.
I think young mothers produce healthy normie kids. Older moms produce weak, manlet/lanklet autists.
>>25631034
JUDGE ME FAGGOTS.
[spioler]Original comment you annoying robot[/spoiler]
>>25631680
Jesus, now I'm curious what a larger study would show... there might be something to this.
im starting to believe it, but how can 5 years make such a difference?
>>25630684
16
No
Yes
It's not surprising to see so many children of 30s-40s mothers here. Children born of women that age are much more likely to have autism.
>>25630684
1.- 31 yo
2.- Yes
3.- Yes, i have depression, anxiety disorder, can't stand people whenever i get out of my house i feel that everyone it's going to hurt me, so i end it up fist fighting with some stranger almost everytime u.u
>>25632082
So I'm guessing OP is trying to look for a pattern where the mother is 25+ you're more likely to turn out to be autistic. Not sure if it's just boredom or to fuel pedo propaganda?
>>25632198
There's not much reason to look for a pattern considering it's just a fact. Look it up.
>>25630684
1. 16
2. no
3. yes
this isn't original and that's sad
>>25630684
>1. How old was your mother when you were born?
Early 30s
>2. Have you ever kissed a girl?
Yeah, when I was like 5 or something and once more when I was like 10
>3. Do you consider yourself a robot?
Yes
>>25632198
You're reaching pretty hard here.
Having a kid in your twenties is both normal and ideal. We're just looking at the data provided.
>pedo propaganda
Only a female could pull that idea out of her ass.
21
Yes
Yes
Top originality.
1. 29
2. Yes
3. No, though at one point my life I was. This board is like a time capsule for that part of my life, it's interesting to see how I was with some measure of perspective, also depressing.
early 30s
no
no
>>25632453
>Having a kid in your twenties is both normal and ideal.
>Brainwashed sheeple actually believe this
lol
>>25630684
38
Yes
Yes, I am diagnosed with Aspergers.
I just lost my kiss virginity at new year's eve to a girl that calls me "moon man" because I never seem like I am actually in the here and now.
I was full on drunk at a new years party in a hippie/punk community. The band played the Tatooine bar music and my friend and I went full apeshit as only persons in the whole hall.
The "girl part" of our gang arrived suddenly and we wished each other happy new year.
Moon girl hugged me and gave me a kiss on the cheek, then she whispered "Do as if you look in my eyes." I did and she kissed me and said happy new year.
>"Yeah same to you."
>Continue dancing,
>Don't talk to her the rest of the night.
>"She doesn't like me anyways and this is some kind of social ritual without any meaning."
>Sit at the computer all day, browsing 4c, 8c, and KC.
>Got invited to inauguration party yesterday
>No
>Got invited to birthday party today
>No
>Video games and internet are the only content in my life.
>Health insurance runs out in 2 months
>gg
>>25632243
I'm aware there's huge evidence regarding that. I wouldn't be surprised to see changes in AoC in a few months and all women aged 18-30 will screech in ungodly rage that would make feminists look tolerable.
>>25630684
1- like 32 dunno
2- yes
3- cyborg
>>25632556
If you are married and working in your 20s, why not have kids sooner than later? You're around longer to see their kids grow up, it's healthier for the mom, and the kid is usually healthier than an older mom due to degradation of the eggs.
Explain how I'm wrong without meming.
>>25632760
I was referring to thinking they need to that old as the brainwashing.
1) 39
2) no
3) no
1. 13
2. Yeah, as a little kid.
3. Yeah. I don't like most people and prefer to be alone. I like the solitude.
>>25630684
1. early 30s
2. no
3. sure
19
Once
Yes
>>25632885
>13
what
[ORIGNAL POST]
>>25632885
>mom had you at 13
>didn't offer up any sort of explanation
Anon what the fuck
>>25633183
>>25633222
Young people have sex, what's there to explain.
>>25633183
>>25633222
Well, she started having that time of the month at 12, and, the way she puts it, she met a much older man, and he made her feel special and loved and sweet-talked his way into her pants.
>>25630684
1. How old was your mother when you were born?
28
2. Have you ever kissed a girl?
I'm a girl and I've yet to kiss a boy
3. Do you consider yourself a robot?
A fembot, yes.
>>25630684
1. 24
2. Once, a long time ago
3. I am now
>>25633271
>>25633292
People having kids at say 16 or 17 is disgustingly common but anon should recognize 13 is incredibly out of the norm.
Were you on purpose?
Did she think he had birth control and he didn't?
Did he leave as soon as they have sex?
>>25630684
1.30
2. Yes
3. No
This is me making my comment original so I can post it
>31
>No
>Yes
Whut do I win
>>25633329
>Have you ever kissed a girl?
>I'm a girl and I've yet to kiss a boy
that doesn't answer the question m8
>>25633405
I'm a girl and I've yet to kiss a single living being
Happy now?
>>25633354
>Were you on purpose?
I'm assuming not, since she was twelve.
>Did she think he had birth control and he didn't?
I would guess she didn't know about it. She went to the same elementary school I did, and it was Catholic so they skipped sex ed outright. I guess he just didn't care.
>Did he leave as soon as they have sex?
I'm told they had a "thing" going on for a while. I don't remember him but I have some old pictures of him with me when I was a baby.
1. 22
2. no
3. not really
>>25633428
mehOC OC OC
>>25630684
26
Never even held a girl's hand
Yes
Anyone who has had intimacy with a woman without paying for it is not a fucking robot and needs to leave.
1. 25
2. No
3. No, failed normalfag is more fitting.
>>25632806
Knocking up a girl just because she's of breeding age is neither responsible nor moral. I don't care if she's a teen, but if she'll be a single mom that's dependent on the government, she shouldn't get pregnant in the first place no matter her age.
1. 31
2. no, unless you count childhood (<5 years) crap
3. yes
>>25633292
Are you hispanic/latino?
>>25633434
>catholic
I'll take that as a yes.If not, a Flip.
1. 33.5
2. No
3. Of course.
>>25631680
>>25631185
>>25631109
My mother was 33 and a half when I was born. My father was 39.
Not only did I have an older mother, and a pretty old father, and I am also an only child. And not only am I an only child, but because my parents were older it seems like they cared more about their careers than raising me. Like apparently 6 weeks after I was born, my parents dropped me with a babysitter who basically raised me for the first 4 years of my life.
Add in there that my parents were terrible (father is an asshole, mother is emotionally distant) and I don't think I ever had a chance.
>>25633510
>but if she'll be a single mom that's dependent on the government
She could just get with an older man that already has his life together. Problem solved.
>>25633586
No, actually. RuralCanada.White as the driven snow.
>>25633434
So does he not pay child support or anything?
How did her family react?
>>25630684
20 I think
Never ever came close
Not really, I have my reasons.
>>25633613
Most older men don't want a young girl that has a little kid/baby. They're not trying to be tied down again in life. But you still missed point. Ideally, the girl shouldn't get pregnant until she's married and making money or supported by husband.
>>25633623
Color me surprised, guy.
>>25633675
>Most older men don't want a young girl that has a little kid/baby.
I'm sure they'd be okay with it if it was their child
>>25633627
Not as far as I know. He definitely doesn't pay it now because I'm 25.
>How did her family react?
Well that was before I was born but I hear they were pretty pissed off.
>>25633747
So you never asked your mom about it?
I mean she was 12.
Who raised her? Her? Your grandparents?
Did she still go to school?
What's she doing now?
40
Yes, and i liked it
More like an android
>>25633779
That much I remember. My grandma took care of me a lot. She did finish high school and go to college. She's an accountant now. I have vague memories, from before I started school, of coloring and playing with legos and stuff while I waited for my mom to get home from school.
>>25633475
Le "Reeeeee"
>>25630684
>1. How old was your mother when you were born?
19
>2. Have you ever kissed aguy?
Yeah
>3. Do you consider yourself a robot?
Yes
>35
>No
>Yes
Somehow needs more original content. Guess someone is in the same boat as me.
>>25631087
And I'm another 40 no yes.
>>25630684
>1. How old was your mother when you were born?
21.
>2. Have you ever kissed a girl?
yes, but I am also female, but a straight female.
>3. Do you consider yourself a robot?
yes, and there's nothing you can do to stop me from posting on this board.
>>25634230
Fuck off and stay off. You don't belong here.
>>25634230
>kissed girl
>robot
yeah, no
1. 33
2. Yes
3. Absolutely, the thought of doing anything with these fucking stupid assholes anywhere near me just fucking irks me.
21.
Yes.
Not a robot, but not a Chad either. Somewhere in the middle. I do well enough with girls, but have 0 friends. Do everything alone or with a girl.
>>25630684
1. 40
2. Yes. It was with a girl just as autistic as me.
3. Yes.
>>25630684
1. 17, I was concieved at 16.
2. Yes, I have a Fiance that I've been with for 4 years.
3. Yes, I am THE Robot.
>18
>do landwhales count? If so, yes
>yes/no, I'm kinda socially retarded, but have very few friends
30?
Hell no
Definitely
>How old was your mother when you were born?
26
>Have you ever kissed a girl?
No
>Do you consider yourself a robot?
No. I'm not a normie or a robot. I identify as a special snowflake alienhead shitkid.
My mom was 30.
I kissed a girl an hour ago.
I'd definitely say I'm a robot
>>25630684
1. 37
2. Yes
3. No, just in a rough patch atm. I like conversing with these people however as I relate to some of their thoughts, and enjoy the conversation.
40
Yes
No, I'm a different kind of failure.
>>25630842
what the fuck?
unless you have never known your mother?
>>25631013
>manlet
>chad
pick one you cunt
27
Yes
No
Not a normie, though. I've never had sex.
>>25630684
1: 42
2: Yes (But I have never had a long term relationship or sexual intercourse)
3: Yes
>>25632098
fuck off i'm dying, hahaha, you actually start random fights with strangers? come on
19 (and single lel)
no
yes
>>25634853
>Fiance that I've been with for 4 years.
Hurry up and marry her. Can't stand multi year engagements. If you're gonna take the plunge, do it now.
>>25630684
>1. How old was your mother when you were born?
30
>2. Have you ever kissed a girl?
yes
>3. Do you consider yourself a robot?
not really
>>25633380
why do people get that fat?
it's baffling. whenever I am getting noticeably fat, I realise and exercise/eat better to lose it.
>32
>Yeah
>Yes. Have a gf but have literally 0 friends and spend most of my time alone
>>25630684
Mom was 36 bonus dad was 46
Kissed a couple but none recently
No just took a couple wrong turns and ended up being cast to the shadow realm
1. Mid 30s
2. I have two children
3. No, but I'm probably on tier with them lifestyle wise
>Don't ever leave the house
>Have maybe one friend that I see whenever he comes home from the marines
>NEETbux
>Live with parents
Least I have the kids, they keep me pretty happy.
>19
>yes
>nah I just came here to stay explore a new board... So what's a robot exactly and why do you individuals refer to yourselves as them ? Just curious ?
1. 21
2. Yes
3. No, I'm here to laugh.
>>25630684
1. Don't know (adopted)
2. yes
3. yes
>>25635117
If you've been obese since early childhood, it's not the same. You have no motivation to get back to a previous weight because all you've know is fatass you. I look similar to that guy, dick is a bit bigger, thankfully and it's been tough trying to lose weight. Lost about 35lbs a year ago and have plateaued since. Not eating like to/used to eat for decades is hard.
>>25635760
Actually that's a good point. You can't miss something you've never known. It is so irresponsible of parents to let their child get that obese so early into their life. It really is parental abuse.
>>25630684
>1. How old was your mother when you were born?
38
>2. Have you ever kissed a girl?
yes
>3. Do you consider yourself a robot?
yes
>>25635760
Well good luck dude. I hope you will lose the weight. You seem to be aware, which is the first step to losing it.
Mid 30s.
Yep.
I used to be a NEET when I was 17-18. 21 now, turned a lot of things around but still enjoy lurking and pretending I haven't morphed into a normie.
>>25630684
38
No
Yes, somewhat
>>25630684
1. 23
2. Nom
3.Yes :(
36
No. Never pursued a relationship or tried.
No, because the definition of a robot has been tainted. I consider myself a social failure afraid to ever take risks and avoids extended interaction as a defense mechanism.
1.20
2.Yes
3.Sorta
Early 30's.
No.
I'm a ghost.
1. 32
2. Don't remember, probably not
3. Not anymore. This used to just be a place to have longer conversations than other boards. Now you have to have hundreds of pictures of some frog saved in order to belong here.
>>25630684
>32
>no
>yes
i'm like this because of my mother, right? fuck
>>25636979
also, some more information
>mom was 32 and dad was 43 when they had me
>both already had previous partners before each other, they aren't very happy together
>mom has had 5 children, while my dad had 2 that i'm not related to
>only child
>mom has been drinking most of her life, so she probably drank when she was pregnant, and dad would smoke around me my whole life
>mom never wanted to marry him because he had to pay child support
my childhood was awful
>>25630684
1. 35
2. No
3. Yes, I am not a normie nor a chad.
1. How the hell I should know? 30ish?
2. Yes
3. android/failed normie
20
No
No I don't identify as memes
>>25630684
1. 40
2. Numerous
3. No, just riddled with crippling anxieties but functional in the normieverse because I'm alright at hiding it.
>>25638283
are you fucking retarded? what do you mean "how should I know"
fucking subtract your age from your mother's age you absolute idiot
1. 23 Years old
2. Yes, two different girls
3. Yes, Paranoid Schizophrenia, ADHD and OCD fucks my shit up.
>How old was your mother when you were born?
41 (no fucking joke)
>Have you ever kissed a girl?
Yeah, about only 4 girls in my lifeback in high school.
>Do you consider yourself a robot?
If anything I just consider myself to be a failed normie. I've had encounters & experiences in the past that most virgins here would kill for, but all that's gone now.
