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Saturday night edition
Time to get comfy.
I wonder what Hannah is doing tonight...
Poleaboo would like to make his presence known
got a chinese last night lads, was disappointed desu. gonna get a kebab next week
Every day is more painful than the last so let's post waifus in the hope that someday we may finally be together with them
>>25621813
Alright mate, hows it going?
>>25621813
thought I could smell something watching me on the toilet
>>25621839
Reporting in, comfort eating like mad tonight.
>>25621846
Just waiting until midnight to start throwing my dynamite into the pond
Would you consider yourself patriotic lads? Older generations seems to get mad at me when I don't care about rememberence day or the royal wedding. I'm not trying to be edgy just literally what is the point of it all. I cringed when people were buying cups and plates with Kate Middleton and shit on a few years back
>>25621839
This is my WhyFu-------ck chinks
>making chilli with jarred chilli sauce because lazy and only went to the supermarket late
>read the back
>Step 3: Serve with rice and your family
>>25622027
>tfw left is still super cute to me
>>25622027
woah.....its...like....makeup.....is...a..thing...girls..wear
>>25622027
>badmouthing chinese girls
not on my watch lad
>>25621956
Royalists are nutters. Every time I mention I don't like having a monarchy to one they seem to think I want the entire Windsor line put up against a wall and shot. They aren't people you can be rational with, imo.
As for remembrance day that doesn't really bother me. Although what did piss me off was during the 70th D-day memorial/celebration (hard to say which is more appropriate, honestly) when loads of 50 something journalists wrote pieces about how shit the current generation is, and how they'd never be able to win WW2 or whatever. Which is missing the whole reason WW2 vets are called the "greatest generation" entirely.
>>25622067
slopes take it to another level
>>25622039
I'm sure you can use another meat if your family aren't available
>>25622128
probably because hes a dude wanting to look like a girl, obviously going to take a lot of makeup
>>25621839
for helvete
>>25621839
reporting in again~
Why was the last thread deleted?
>>25621956
No. What is there to be proud about any more lad?
>>25622039
I'm an only child with no great affection for my parents, and chilli's quite nice. Would you like me to see about becoming your loser NEET brother?
>>25622156
hmmm, and what do these 3 ladies want to look like?
>>25622168
So, have you thought about dating me yet?
>>25622134
Top post lad
>>25622128
whatever you say anon, this is an original comment
>>25622197
Blonde? Are you saying a blonde girl dying her hair black wants to be a negro? You're just as bad as those tumblr people whining about cultural appropriation
>>25622172
Two threads have been deleted in the last 3 days, it's Hiroshima and the Garbage Artists doing it.
There has been a legit drop in quality in these threads ever since the robot was reintroduced.
These threads are no longer comfy whatsoever.
I just finished eating a kebab
Still want the pakis out.
>>25622168
Why do you enjoy attention seeking here so much? Are you trying to turn yourself into some sort of pseudo celebrity? You don't contribute anything of worth to this thread that would warrant a tripcode, you don't even have an interesting gimmick like poleaboo
Look at people like OP image guy, he's a sound bloke and he doesn't feel the need to trip, he just contributes for the shit of it. You on the other hand have nothing of value to bring here, yet still have the audacity to flaunt like you're something special
Jog on
>>25622228
Whites can genetically have black hair
Slopes cannot be anything other than yellow skinned, slit eyes, wide nosed dogs
>>25622229
Who are they? Original
>>25622239
Glad it's not just me. I mean, look at all the posts since yours.
>>25622285
The real question is why are you so bothered by it?
Get a grip of your own life before you start attacking others
>>25622329
>asians can not genetically have blonde hair
Nigga what, maybe you should research more
what's the difference between gondolas and spurdos?
>>25622329
how much of a bitter paki do you have to be to post so much about this
WHOEVER POSTED HER: PLEASE POST MOAAAAAAAAAAAAR OF HER
Didn't win the lottery, lads
>>25622329
>tfw having blonde hair and blue eyes isn't as desirable as blonde/anything else
>>25622367
wow, 1 in a million, just like black blonde people
>>25622384
What's the difference between apes and humans?
>>25622355
It just annoys me that he seems to think he's better than everyone else, needs to be put in his place. Everyone should be anon here
Got a fantastic grip of my life ta
>>25622441
It's funny because all these asian girls you post still wouldn't date you despite them being uggo, how salty can you get mate
Evening, lads
Cant get on the lotto website to check my numbers, prolly 60 millions other people trying to do the same thing
Also im bored as fuck. Might go grab a beer
>>25622285
>>25622467
Fuck off mate, I'll fight you right now for talking to tilde like that.
>>25622384
gondolas are the next reality
they are something that can never be ruined as normies are incapable with identifying with them
especially since they are textless and faceless
>>25622285
>Look at people like OP image guy
I don't have a problem with tilde. don't know why some people get so bothered by it t.b.h.
>>25622520
I wish I was there for the creation of gondola, feels like one of these things ive missed, therefore cant use appropriately.
>>25622467
Well at least you've shown that everyone else is better than you.
Protip:Calm down, you mad bastard.
>>25622504
>tfw teletext is dead so you can't check on there either
>>25622285
Tbf he started tripping at request so people could filter him.
>>25622504
>>25622644
You lads a bit slow? You know you can check the numbers on any major news site, right?
>>25622644
goodnight
sweet
prince
desu
>>25622384
A gondola cannot speak, nor can it truly interact with the environment. A spurdo can
A gondola only observes as a watchmen over the twisted, beautiful, and simply bizarre reality we reside in
>>25622648
This. After several people telling him to do it, he did it.
It depends on my mood, sometimes I find the lad amusing, sometimes he's a tad annoying.
>>25622441
>Albino Jap Julian Assange looalike thinks your wrong
>>25622681
Yeah i ended up going on the BBC
4 lines, not a single fucking number. not 1
Also wtf is the bonus ball? there is 6 numbers on line but the BBC said 6 numbers then a bonus ball??
>>25622572
its only been like a month
and the definition of gondola is still developing from when it was first posted as with a non-sense post on ylilauta
Can't wait to get out of this shit hole country lads, just got my kebab knocked out my hand by some chavs riding bikes past me
>>25622681
I was just empathising with the lad, he could be using a subscription to a random number ticket and not remember what he was assigned for this draw
>>25622696
Bamboozle is THE vidya
>>25622697
He also dances
>>25622735
Poleaboo used to like that too
>>25622708
>tfw 2 numbers on 2 separate lines
Yeah, there's 6 numbers + the bonus ball
>>25622696
I was gonna add bamber to the op image, true story.
>>25622741
This reminds me of the Oddworld games on PS1
>>25622441
do all asians have black hair? I would have thought some would have brown or something
Any Londoners know ever had Gourmet Kitchen Burger?
It was the best cheeseburger I ever had (Tourist), and i really miss it now and the qt waitress at the place.
>>25622798
>do all asians have black hair?
yes, except the 1 in a million mutants, just like negroids
Poleaboo's dad started yelling at him for being lazy again and called him 'a sad little pervert'
Poleaboo really needs a job so he can move out.
>>25622771
but there is only 6 numbers on a line
so why dont i have a bonus number on my line? ie 7 total
>>25622723
this is why im not patriotic. theres nothing good left. even without the muzzies it`ll still be a shithole.
>Any other sugestions /see/ Stormxzy
>Krept
>Konan non Konan
>Kink Ink
>Take Over
>Hot style
>hostile
>Butt
>Which WAY
>wake wanye
>>The red neck
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>jej
>Newbie
>120 time Quote
>What's up.
>binary
>bomemetic
>>25622039
>chili
>your family
>>25622803
Franchises all over UK these days. Never dug in desu.
one of these girls will be my future wife
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZhZ0k1lyF8
>>25622832
no chance with your record
>>25622889
aren't they all like 14 m8
so lads i went 2nd plateou (10 caps) and my body still didn't feel deformed, wtf?
>>25622889
>implying they don't all want Chads
good luck mate
>>25622886
There's no real good food in JIDFland so I've discovered lots of things.
Been to London for a week and had lots of junk food, took it the maximum. too bad the meals are really tiny.
>>25622889
gilr at 2:41 I think is best.
others look like they belong on deviant art.
>>25622818
so what are you? a butthurt white girl or a butthurt brown guy because asian girls wont touch you with a barge pole
>Shouldn't have pushed a marble up your nose as a kid
/uni/ trash here.
I have recently reverted back to my worst robot days of poor personal hygiene and excessive wanking. Maybe I never left.
Despite the negative reputation, being a wagecuck for a restaurant or in retail has a certain pride and comfiness about it that I miss.
I've decided to try my luck in London (Colchester right now). I can afford a cheap flat share for 4-5 months on my savings alone, but I will be working a furious wagecuck lifestyle until things stabilise.
I'm not telling my parents about dropping out of my course or moving to London. Their disappointment would cripple me beyond repair, and I have dreamed about moving out since I was 18.
Wish me lucks, lads. After 4 years of robothood I desire to take my own life. This will be my final stand.
Evening chaps
Who /northern/ here?
>>25623000
LOTR Orcs appearance were based off of East Asians
>All orcs are often described as "slant-eyed"
>>25593778
>asian features
yellow skin, squinty eyes, wide noses etc.
>In one of his letters, Tolkien described Orcs as "...squat, broad, flat-nosed, sallow-skinned, with wide mouths and slant eyes; in fact degraded and repulsive versions of the (to Europeans) least lovely Mongol-types."
>>25622195
sure thing anon, there are plenty of left overs!
What's everyone drinking?
>Google wants my phone number to "verify its really me"
>Just abandon the account
Why is the modern internet so shit?
>>25621748
Salmon and noodles are the absolute best. Now just listening to music thinking about how I'm gonna piece my life together
>>25623077
Diet Coke lad
>Thanks Jamie Oliver
>>25623047
Your last ditch attempt at normiehood is wagecucking on sub London living wage? You waste man blad?
Just buy lots of DMT and smoke it until the earth collapses in on itself.
>>25623055
Does Scottish count lad?
>>25623077
idk, my beer shelf is getting low in supplies
>>25623055
>tfw liverpool
>>25623055
/cumbria/ my self lad
>>25623047
I hope you wear that t-shirt when you go to the smoke...
>>25623077
My own brewed tears.
Going on a working holiday to Australia for 2 years lads, hope I don't die
>>25623123
Get to a 24hr asda pronto
>>25623122
Only if you do not support the SNP
>>25623140
im so sorry
>>25623144
Me too mate where bouts?
>>25623055
adam long time no see old pal, any closer to that house?
>>25623055
Oioi. Durham lad here. Wish the bloody mines were open.
>>25623055
Brighton here, lad
>>25623165
Sounds good fella just watch out for the tarantulas and drop bears
What does Tildeanon look like?
Fucking hell lads
My nan's been ill for quite a while, some sort of cold or something she just hasn't been herself. She's usually full of life and that but mum rang me today to say that she went over to do her housework because she was bedridden etc
She's just rang me to say she's died
Fucking hell lads this is so fucking surreal I only spoke to her a few hours ago
She was always so full of life I could never imagine her dying really
I just can't believe it
Why the fuck am I not crying. Her son was my dad, he topped himself a few years back and I think it's just left me numb to shit like this
I'm fucking miles away in the midlands as well at uni, I should be there for my mum really but I can't because I have exams in a few days
Fucking hell
>>25623055
Bradistan
>>25623193
hello fellow coastal bro
>>25623199
Bit worried about the snakes and shit but it should be fun. Only worried about not being able to come home for 2 years to see my family on Christmas and stuff
Lads i fucking love paki cock cant get enough of it t.bh
>>25623181
I'd fight every single member of the SNP 1V1 if I could lad
>>25623055
near Bristol here
>>25623055
italian expat?
>>25623165
My cousin did that wayback. He lost his mind after taking alot of acid whilst working on a farm. He has never recovered and has been in and out of mental institutions for 15 years. He can scarcely say a coherent sentence and has been on autismo bucks since then.
Have fun.
>>25623213
Wait, your nan just rang you to tell you she died??
>>25623213
Sorry to hear it mate. I had the same reaction when me nana died. I felt like I should cry but I couldn't. Don't blame yourself for anything, just try and support your family as best you can.
>>25623183
Christ you must have been visiting here everyday for years m8
Got about 17k in the deposit fund, gonna get it to 20k then get serious about it. Should be this summer-ish
>>25623260
>Bristol
>North
U SUVVAN PUFF
>>25623272
Fuck mate that sounds like a hilarious way to go, but I'm too pussy to do acid
>>25623092
Next they'll be wanting a blood and hair sample to "target better ads".
No privacy these days m8.
>>25623263
Recieves the Cazzo
>>25623234
Evening bro, where you at?
>>25623055
Your thumbs up game is slacking lah
>>25623281
Don't get wise lad, my old lady rang me
>>25623287
I'll try, but I can't get home until 2 weeks time because of exams
Poleaboo thinks he and TildeAnon should start dating
>>25623319
safhampton
>>25623337
*audience goes wild*
When are you going to get a gf, lads?
>>25623289
yeah, pretty much.
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original
>>25623336
Fuck the exams. You should be there with her RIGHT FUCKING now
can I move in with someone with good internet?
ill cuddle with you too if you want
>>25623213
I was the same when my great uncle died, he was ill for ages always falling over and was bed ridden for the last few months of his life. When he died I didn't really feel anything at all as I was fully prepared for it, doesn't mean you're cold hearted or anything.
>>25623365
I'd rather wish everyone else the best and not ever entertain the thought of a relationship.
>>25623387
Define good internet, because you're probably better off asking someone in the Netherlands
>got one of those coffee machines that use small tabs instead of powder or beans
Holy shit this is fucking amazing, tastes like straight from a cafe and takes seconds to make
If I was a cereal, I'd be shredded wheat because I'm boring, dry and nobody likes me.
>>25621748
Drinking King Goblin and Theakston's Old Peculiar (alone), how about you lads?
>>25623365
next wednesday
>>25623396
How is that in any way similar to his situation you mongoloid?
>>25623365
Whenever I feel like I deserve one, so probably never.
>>25623365
When Britain leaves the EU
ey lads? ey?
>>25623365
I have a bf anon.
>>25623406
im stuck on 3 up and 1 down atm
id be happy with anything aboe 6 up and 1 down 2bh
so when can i move in?
>>25623387
Good enough mate?
>>25623055
whcih ones you?
>>25623255
>things no one has ever said
>>25623407
>Being rich
Shoo, only normies can afford stuff like that.
>>25623432
eyyyyy
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was too low in content (9.52% content).
>>25623449
yep
OC
>>25623336
Ah, I'm sorry to hear that bud. :(
>>25623407
What one lad? My work had a conference recently at a hotel that had Nespresso machines, my boss liked them so much he bought one for the office, I'm going to get one when I move out.
The vanilla one is the best, even better than making my own cafetiere with vanilla syrup.
>>25623165
Enjoy your fruit picking anon
the final destination of fallen unifags
>>25623407
my parents bought a 300 quid espresso machine which sold for a thousand just a mere year ago, which has been fucking sublime. make myself coffee now 3 times a day.
quite unorthodox of them to splurge so much life a coffee machine too.
>>25623365
When I be my own bf first
>>25623478
post boypussy and I'll decide if you can move in.
>>25623449
Fuck, I wish Virgin would care about my area. Or that BT would actually give me the speed I'm meant to have more often than not. Either one
guess m8 will post nudes if you get it right
>>25623484
Going to have to do fruit picking for 3 months which will be shit, I never actually made it to uni, decided to do this instead and declined all my offers
>>25623416
Come fight me right now you fuckin little pussy!
>>25623498
just a roll of the dice really, glad I lucked out but I know many anons who aren't as lucky as me and it's depressing
>>25623490
for what purpose?
OC
>>25623520
for research purposes obviously
>>25623181
>>25623450
If you're in that photo, much to fucking close for comfort.
>tfw you know parsons
No CoffeeWeeaboos using Hario?
>>25623520
what do you think boipucci is for lad
>>25623539
i think ill pass lad
>>25623450
>>25623055
I bet you're the fat one aren't you.
>>25623046
>pushed a filter tip up my nose as a kid to try and stop runny nose and lose it
>around 7 years later blow my nose and a heavily stained filter tip is in the tissue
pretty weird experience desu
>>25623558
see
>>25623560
i said cuddle not put something in my poophole
>>25623554
>Buying American products
Fuck off Bob
Who's an aggressive drunk here? Who wants to fight me?
>>25623554
I have this.
>>25623213
>I should be there for my mum really but I can't because I have exams in a few days
Tell your uni you get like 10 free points or something for you nan dying.
>>25621794
Everyone has a Hannah mate.
>>25623550
>parsons
haha lemme guess, liverpool? im not him but i do know him
i love my scar across my chest 2bh lads
>>25623605
I used to try and get people to hit me or start fights when I got drunk.
No one would, I was pretty disappointed
>>25623727
No, U town lad
Big fan of our hill phallus and dickfest
Call me a nigger if you want, but watermelon Rockstar is delicous senpais.
>>25623603
Nuhguh its Niponese
>>25623780
well you are a nigger but at least you admit it, you cant escape being a nigger if you like anything watermelon or chicken relatednigger
>>25623770
Good man go on then who are ya?give us a clue
>>25623763
Same, I used to go to student nights aged 20 and try and pick fights with the 17-18 year old lads there.
>>25623780
Damn I need to try this. Love the pomegranate one
What the fuck, I thought I had this thread open in my browser and for the past 30 minutes there hadn't been posts so I closed it went back to the main page only to see this thread.
Where the fuck have I been for the past 2 hours.
>>25623510
ahh everyone i know who ended up doing it finished uni then couldn't get a job so did that instead
>>25623830
I didn't expect to win the fights I'm not sure why I did it, it was pretty fun insulting strangers to see if they would hit me
>>25623554
Yuh, basic bitches use machines
>>25623855
firefoxlad pls
>>25623883
I'm positive I know this girl, is her name Lauren?
>>25623816
Hmmm.... 'graduated' sixthform in 2012. Only know parsons and waiting as acquaintances really.
If you know me you'd probably class me as a robot. Got the nickname Rollo at work
>>25623909
nah its Roxanne
>>25623814
>Ethnography proves you correct sir.
>>25623883
I'm using chrome.
>>25623949
Does
R333 OLO mean anything to you? :)
>>25623909
not in this life
shamone
Just back from a panic attack brought on by intense suicidal fixation lads. Pretty good way to spend a Saturday night if you ask me
What're you faggots drinking? Finished the wine, now I'm on the homemade sloe gin.
>Who /nowipe/?
>>25624034
Yeah, probably means more to my brother though
>>25623836
it's not what you expect from watermelon flavour. It's milder with more of a emphasis on bitter side on watermelon.
I dunno how to explain it but it's called watermelon freeze and thats what it tastes like, frozen watermelon.
>>25623780
Prefer the bubblegum one desu
>>25624065
Monster
>tfw on my 5th can today
>can feel my heart beating rapidly
>>25624079
BIDET
I
D
E
T
>>25624086
I think i know your name but never met ya.
>>25623704
>tfw Hannah is my oneitis and my only non-family contact
>>25624065
Old Speckled Hen I only got 1 more bottle left though then gunna have to move onto Fostshit
>>25624146
Probably, I haven't got a fucking clue who you are though.
Probably a normie if you're mates with my brother
>>25624149
>Fostshit
How many beers have you had already? Good luck drinking that stuff unless you're already pissed, mate.
Half an hour now before I drop the dynamite
Lads.
Is Poleaboo now a meme?
>>25624281
video it
>>25624209
Im sort of half normie. No one to drink round U-town with here i am
But yeah I know Andy
niggas tongue my anus
OC
>>25624257
Only two. I know it's shit mate but I had to grab a quick crate from >Co-Op and it was that or Carling.
>>25621748
Virgin from Coventry here. Some woman from OKC in Gloucester is DTF right now. But it's pretty late so I dunno what to do, I'm a bit tired too desu
>>25624281
What you dropping?
>>25624333
Go fuck her.
>>25624333
Coventry is such a shit hole mate how do you live there? Literally worst town I've ever been in.
>>25624311
The investigation begins (No shenanigans will follow)
>>25624360
Any pretense of subtlety
>all real robots fuck off and don't come backBan yourself
Harry the planter
>>25624428
Stop being a fucking pussy.
>Lady Sonia will never roleplay as my mates mum and fuck me
>>25624411
haha i would just tell you but we're on here
ps that lass is crazy
Who /used to be a normie/ here?
4-5 years ago I was such a fucking normie, I even cucked a guy once.
Now I'm a huge NEET, still live off my mum and dad, and have no prospects or gf.
Where did life go wrong?
>>25624481
Poleaboo thinks you should go to femdom cult and download "247 slavery the english mansion"
it's 20GB so be prepared
>>25623382
Oh suck a fart out my arse, these are my most important exams. My nan would understand
>>25623396
Ta lad, I'm glad someone doesnt think it makes me cold hearted, even if it is a randomer on the British feels thread of a Jamaican crab racing forum
>>25623697
I could do but if I'm honest I'd feel guilty. I wouldn't want people thinking I'm attention seeking like "boo hoo look at me I'm so depressed" I hate people feeling sorry for me. Like I said I don't think her death has affected me that much, though I have just found out about it so maybe tomorrow I'll feel differently, but I wouldn't want to use her death as a means to make selfish gains
Poleaboo you're a fucking meme. Good on you lad.
>>25621748
>Placement interview on Wednesday
>Exams starting Thursday
>Haven't started revision
It's over boys
Pretty drunk lads, been playing the shadow warrior remake and it's pretty enjoyable. How everybody's night going?
>>25624489
I can't be arsed looking desu
If you haven't hidden her from your news feed you're a stronger man than I.
I had to hide her because of the shite she shares. Got in one two many arguments with her.
I knew her IRL, she fancied my mate. I saw her taking a pill with water and asked if it was a protein supplement and she fucking went off on one. I was laffin senpai
>>25624583
Good mate im drunk too
Thinking of playing some Assasins creed
>>25624583
Alright lad, been drinking and watching telly with my old man. Now shitposting on /ck/ and here while listening to Leonard Cohen.
Might fire up a game soon orread a book
>>25624383
I live right on the edge and rarely go into the centre.
>>25624583
Currently on the fence about buying the Bloodborne DLC.
I want it, but I don't want to spend money because I'm a massive jew.
>>25624614
What ass creed? I've been wanting to play black flag again recently
>>25624644
Sounds comfy desu, I'll probably drunk read later
>>25624601
Haha she seems like one of those mega "tumblr" lasses, constantly spouting about rape culture and feminism
But yeah everything she shares is that shit so i dont blame you for hiding her. Apparently she used to be fit before she went all feminazi but ney mind
>>25624489
>>25624601
(Cont.) she actually came with us to solfest and had a legitimate break down when she got it into her head that david bowie might die and she wouldn't know because she was at the festival.
>>25624614
Brotherhood mate, need to buy black flag desu
>>25624565
I think we need to cull ourselves so he doesn't exist in the popular consciousness of britfeel.
Dadanon reporting in. Grandad in hospice on deaths door. Can't visit him because I can't take the baby and his fat lazy mother is out on the ale.
Put something on the end of it lads.
>>25624690
>Apparently she used to be fit before she went all feminazi but ney mind
Yeah, I think she was. The she started with that bulimia shit.
I guess I know her wellish then. I wanna post a picture of her so the other lads can kek but i don't wanna get in trouble
>>25624717
>Muslim Brootherhood, your buying an ISIS flag?
>>25624706
Hahaha i read that today, so friggin cringy.
Thats brilliant, can you imagine the shit she will write when he actually does die? im gonna keep her as a friend just so i can see that
>>25624678
What're you reading senpai? Got Millenium by Tom Holland and Tacitus' Histories on the go at the mo. Might go for Millenium as it's lighter and I'm more likely to remember it tomorrow.
pretty bored lads
>>25624733
Have you considered spanking your wife like a disobedient toddler until she cries?
>>25624717
Brotherhood is pretty good too lad, black flag is my favorite just cause pirates. Never played any after that.
>>25624750
Do it mate just crop out her name. Like look at her current profile pic, wtf is that?
Its clearly just attention seeking
>>25624785
I've been reading Limmy's book on and off (mostly in the shitter) and at night I've been reading through game of thrones, still haven't watched the tv show...
