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boy oh boy robots have I got a scoop for you

>match with girl on tinder
>she's a 9/10, natural blonde, sweet smile
>very nice and feminine
>talk about getting together this weekend for drinks
>she goes silent for 2 days
>comes back saying she isn't sure she wants to meet because she's been dealing with drama lately that she doesn't want me to deal with
>ask her what she means
>"i'm preeeetty sure if you knew you wouldn't want to hang out"
>what what is it
>mfw "i'm transgender"
>she started hormones early so there's no trace of masculinity that I can see
>has had an orchiectomy(she has no balls)
>just got out of a 7 year relationship and is depressed because she feels like she'll never find another guy that will accept her

will continue updating
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>>tinder

stopped reading here

fuck off
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still waiting for faggot OP
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>we meet at a coffee shop after a bunch of hoo ha
>long story short we get very caffeine buzzed and go to my place to fug
>mfw she had a penis still
>gets kinda awkward but we continue
>I let her inside my ass
>all is well and good. The pressure kinda makes me feel like I have a continuous poop coming in and out of my ass

To be cont.
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>>25621931
waiting for what? this conversation is happening right now, I meant I'll update when there's more to tell.
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>>25621704
That's where you reply
"sorry , not seeking relationship with a mentally ill man"
And move on
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>>25621984
shit thread tbqh fampai
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>>25621984
At least post his picture or something. Flip it in paint and change some pixels so people can't reverse search if you are worried.
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>>25621960
>let her inside my ass
Hate to break it to you, but if it still has a pens you got railed in the ass by a guy. Faggot.
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>>25622178
>being an idiot
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>>25622090
I drew a bunch of crap on it in paint and you can still reverse image search it to find her instagram
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>>25622303
>her

original comment
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report his tinder account pls OP
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>>25621704
OP is a literal faggot.
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>>25622339
Okay this picture is not on her instagram
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>>25622522
>her

very original comment
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>>25622522
>her

superbly original comment
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>>25621960
>>25622522
Finish the story
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>her
>she
>girl
OP got fucked in the ass so hard he caught feelings
kek
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>>25622643
I will when we hang out tomorrow.
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If you're the second guy accepting her it isn't romantic you goon just fucking revolting and disgusting
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>>25622522
Op here again
>mfw she cums in my ass
>We get up and get dressed
>I go to the kitchen and make some hot cocoa
>Turns out she actually is really into Mario party
>drink coa coa and play Mario party
>mfw still can feel her cum in my ass

To be continued
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>>25622743
>mfw she cums in my ass

But she has no balls
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>>25622775
That's cause he's making the shit up, what did you believe it? lol og
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>>25622693
>>25622743
Did get to fuck or not and why the hell did you go bareback
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>>25622775
presumably she has a prostate though
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>>25622743
>no balls
>cums in my ass
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>>25622743
>have your anus penetrated by a male specimen with mental disorder that has led him to cut off his testicles, keep calling him "her" because refuses to believe that he just had intimate homosexual intercourse, just because the male doesn't look like a man
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>>25621960
>caffeine buzz
Fucking child
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>>25622775
>>25622805
Is it possible that the tranny lie to OP and did have small testicles
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>>25622829
That post wasn't me you doofus, we're not meeting till tomorrow
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>>25622522
>that
>natural blonde
fuck off op
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>>25622914
Kek
Wtf is wrong with u OP.
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>>25622914
why the fuck are you meeting up with her? lmfao
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>>25623029
>can't get her pregnant
>it's never that time of the month
>anal
>don't have to worry about chads
>probably good at blowjobs since she knows about dicks firsthand
>eager to be a good gf because it's hard to find anyone else that will take her

Pretty good deal IMO
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>>25623191
>her
>she
>gf
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>>25621704
OP
>she has no balls
Oh OP my sweet desperate child...
He is a castrate crossdresser, you better abort before he wants to fuck you back, unless you are gay which you probably are knowingly dating a man.
Don't let yourself fool you, you can't break genetics a man will stay one even if he chooses not to
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>>25623191
>can't get her pregnant
Because he is a man
>it's never that time of the month
Because he is a man
>anal
Because he is a man
>don't have to worry about chads
Because chads fuck women
>probably good at blowjobs since she knows about dicks firsthand
Because he is a man
>eager to be a good gf because it's hard to find anyone else that will take her
Because he is a man
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