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Do you guys have a low-pressure or high-pressure penis? My cum
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Do you guys have a low-pressure or high-pressure penis? My cum barely shoots out at all, it just sort of falls out
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when you're about to cum, hold your hand in place and thrust into it instead, then you should have a good ejaculation
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>>25620342
Like a water gun.

>Prepare tissue to catch it
>Shoots over tissue and stains my table
Fuckin....
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ask you are waifu lol
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It depends. Sometimes I feel like spiderman, some other times it barely catches flight. Depends on how excited I am at the moment of ejaculation.
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>>25620342

iktfb. tfw il never reproduce
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I tend to stain the back wall of my desks / the wall behind my desks, to be honest.

That is if I don't stand up just as I finish for the headrush, and angle my dick straight down and blast into the floor like I'm trying to augur a hole into it.
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>>25620342
Yeah, usually not a long distance shooter. Maybe an inch from the muzzle. Mine is so heavy though. Just multiple chubby orbs of thick jizz lobbing down like I'm LARPing panspermia.
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If I fap without breaks I jizz like a pistol
But let's say I have to pause it to answer the phone or something, it just floats on top of dick
Try it without breaks
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>>25620342
Can shoot like 10 ft
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>>25620342
I only shoot a load when i am having sex if i am baiting it just runs out i actually considered seeing a doctor about this.
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>>25620342
Used to have that problem, my urologist gave me these little 1/2" silicone inserts that basically narrow your urethra.

The result is that you build up more pressure and the stream goes much farther/ The downside is that you can't really control when they will suddenly come loose and come out with whatever liquid you are spraying out at the time. I imagine that would be embarassing during a blowjob.

The other downside is that generally I can't use a urinal because the pressure causes insane backsplash. Either I piss from 3-4 feet away like a weirdo or I just piss into the stall toilet.
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>>25620871
You went to a doctor and got things shoved in your urethra over this minor difference in cum pressure? Are you a porn star or a neurotic wealthy person? It's cool we're all anon here just curious.
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>>25620871

Ah ha. I suspected it had something to do with urethra width.

I'm very low-pressure too, even though I have large volume.
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>>25620964
I have a large urethra so piss just dribbles out. Either I spend my whole life sitting down to piss like a Bernie Sanders supporter or I correct God's failure.

p.s. The doctor doesn't insert them, I do. Although I wish she would, she's an AZN qt.
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It varies depending on how frequently I fap. If I save that shit up for a week I can snipe a deer with it from 300 yards away.
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>>25621143
Hope you get kidney stones you yellow fever faggot
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>>25620342

I get like two really high pressure shots, and a couple of low pressure shots as well, per orgasm.
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I shoot it really hard sometimes, if it's been a couple days and/or I last for a while, it's an absolute explosion
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>>25621169
>getting kidney stones from a dick insert
>science_doesn't_work_that_way.png
Actually I'm basically immune to kidney stones.
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>>25621231
Never thought it did. Just wish bad fortune on you for being a low test faggot. I would wish death but that's doing you a favor.
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