tfw 5 inch dick
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>tfw 5 inch dick
>tfw 7 inch bone-pressed
there is no better motivation to lose weight
>tfw 3 and rail thin
>tfw 5.5
>tfw girl wants to name my dick
>tfw find it weird but whatever
>she suggests a bunch of normie names like carl lmao
>on the topic of her dogs name, samson, I suggest going biblical and say Leviathan as a joke
>she starts laughing uncontrollably
JUST
how do u bros measure?
>>25615976
>tfw above average dick
>tfw 8 inch bbc
>tfw too much of an autist to ever take advantage of my blessing
>>25616109
fuck off you stupid normie shit
>>25616374
>black
ew.
>>25616351
with a measuring stick
>tfw when 5.5 dick but asian gf with petite pussy to compensate
>>25616389
Mixed actually but I got my father's penis genes.
>>25616425
>mixed
ew.
>>25616376
>5.5 inch dick
>not a robot
>>25616351
listen up
here's how you properly measure your dick
take your fully erect penis
lay a ruler DIRECTLY ON TOP of your penis
press it into your fat pad as far as it will go. do not angle the ruler, lay it directly on top of your dick.
>>25616466
Why measure a part of your dick that isn't visable?
>>25616503
because when you're penetrating a girl, you're going pelvis deep
>>25616503
this
the length is the part that goes in a vagina
this "fat pad" ain't penetrating shit
>>25616503
>>25616526
lose weight fatass
you're hindering your dick's true potential
