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Who here /nopoop/

Fuck these /nofap/ fags.
9 days in, my stomach starts to hurt.
>eating only soup to prevent solid food
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>used to shit 7 times a day
>eventually cut back to 3
>started noshit today

It's been a few hours and I can't get rid of the stomach pains. I tried not looking at pictures of shit but I'm just thinking about it constantly anyway. What do I do?
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Dear god what the fuck
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Nopoop is just a meme that will give you ass cancer. The real problem cutting down on toilet paper as it releases endorphins when you wipe.

Who NoWipe here?
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>>25612058
Proverbs 14:9: Fools mock at making amends for sin, but goodwill is found among the upright.
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>>25612058
have you gotten the confidence boost?
Do girls look at you differently?
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>>25612058
>only made it 4 days into no fap.

This sounds easier. Can I start now?
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Cant. I take 4 huge dumps a day, I would be exploding with shit right now. I only eat bananas
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joking aside though, if you don't poop your poop will gather and compress in to a rock hard log of pain and you will give yourself an anal fissure
go poop
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If I go for longer than 3 days I eventually really fucking need to poop. Like the head almost fucking sticks out. It's really hard not to shit yourself at these moments but the relief from taking a huge shit is very nice.

Even though girls give me more attention on nopoop it's very hard to do.
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>>25612210
I haven't wiped in a decade since modern toilet paper is impregnated with fecal promoters that encourage frequent defecation and I only like to drop stool every few days.
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>>25612058
In case you're not already doing this: Eat nothing but MREs.
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