>get a gf
>she won't let me lick her asshole or feet
What the fuck?
Nobody told me they did this.
shits weird bro
not everyone shares your fetish
Feet shouldn't be an issue after a short while. Asshole on the other hand will take time.
>playing dare game with grill
>rule is if you chicken out, dare-giver has to do the dare then wins game
>dare her to lick every square inch of my feet in hopes she will chicken out
>she licks my feet
>felt like a warm touch, nothing very sensual
>she dares me to lick the perimeter of a sidewalk tile in retaliation
>foiled again
I wish this wasn't true.
just do it anyway
>>25611283
Maybe in like a million years. Told my bf if he wants to lick my bottom he can forget about making out
As a teenager the idea of bringing up anal sex scared me.
Now I have to deal with the idea of bringing up eating out a woman's asshole and my love for both dominating and being a submissive with some hardcore BDSM. I'm only gathering more fetishes overtime. My lastinternetgirlfriend made me start loving the idea of a woman getting fucked by an animal or something. Also anorexic girls. Its gotten to the point where sex and porn bore the shit out of me unless some insane shit is going on. How the fuck am I going to tell a girl I want to spitroast her with a large dog after eating out her ass while she calls me daddy the entire time? All the better if she's anorexic and under 5 feet tall.
Hopefully if I ever become sexually active again, the crazy fetishes will be fought back by the fact that I'm actually having sex with a woman, but if not I'm going to be in trouble.
>>25611296
THIS.
What's with you guys and licking butts?
>>25611321
Its best not to question sexuality, I don't. I can't explain what's so hot about it, but I sometimes start masturbating to the thought of eating my ex's ass, and finish cumming without ever switching over to a different fantasy.
If it makes you feel better, it means they really like you. No sane person would want to do that with just any girl. Its not something I have any desire to do with a woman unless I've had serious feelings for her for a solid amount of time.
Surely you have fetishes we wouldn't be able to make sense of?
>>25611316
might want to take a break from porn for a while lad
>>25611321
It's an erogenous zone. We're doing it for you. Stop being so prude.
>>25611359
What made you change your mind?
>>25611321
This explains it very accurately, ignore the fact that its supposed to be funny. Me as well as every guy I've ever talked to about this absolutely agree.
https://youtu.be/hNFpQ9Nr1z4?t=4m27s
The main point of the video if you don't care to watch it is that men don't like to "go backwards" sexually. If we find something we like or do something with one girl, that's how the fuck we like it and its going to stay that way.
>>25611370
I kind of am, porn doesn't arouse me anymore. I'm actually jerking off a lot less now. It doesn't matter what I watch, or where I find it. No porn that I know of in my vast collection or anything I can find online gets me off anymore. I just don't get horny. My sex drive is starting to go away I think. I have very low test so that probably has something to do with it, I have not taken my testosterone injections the doctor gave me last year, and I was told I have the test levels of a 60 year old man at age 22.
Honestly, its improved my life.
>>25611371
It's weird and gross.
>>25611359
Truly, may as well be gay.
>>25611355
I still think it's odd. And I find it difficult to take as a compliment or a sign of love.
I've never really thought about my fetishes. I don't think I really have any. Except I like hairy guys I suppose.
>>25611418
I figured it's because some people are so desperate and/or inexperienced that they find everything about females attractive.
>>25611418
Are you 25+? In my mid-20's my libido starting gradually going down. I don't watch porn at all and rarely jerk it. Everything still works if I want to, it's not like I have ED, the desire to do it just isn't there.
>>25611472
I don't know if I'd agree with that or not, I'm the opposite, I basically gain new fetishes with every girl I get involved with. I hope I don't make an ass of myself or look like a braggart, but its directly relevant to the conversation so yeah I've had sex with multiple girls. I even dated a 10/10 for years. I'm not a virgin or inexperienced at all but I'm still this guy. >>25611316
I just look at it as having a healthy love for the female form :^).
>>25611499
I'm 22. I think I have a problem, I've done extensive blood tests for my low test so its not a self diagnosed or made up thing. I know I have a problem because I still feel a desire to masturbate every day, even though I'm not horny and nothing really arouses me. Sometimes I'll sit sifting through porn for over an hour trying to will myself to get aroused and it just never happens. Its like I want to jerk off just for masturbations sake, whether I'm horny or not. Jerking off is an excersize for me.
>>25611424
>I like hairy guys
Thats like guy saying he likes boobs.
>>25611528
Is it? Because most guys in ads or movies are basically hairless, like children.
>>25611526
Well I suppose you can't help what you're attracted to. But I still find it pretty weird. I haven't had THAT much experience, so I'm not very adventurous in bed.
>>25611424
Well then pls be in Australia
Because I'm hairy as fuck. You like hairy nipples? Well come on down
>>25611233
she would if you were confident
>>25611613
How do you know that I am smart?
>>25611606
Straya? Nope sorry, Canada.
I'd love to travel there for a few months though.
>>25611526
This. I have so many fetishes and love for body types that I don't pay attention much to physical aspects because a 3/10 face can have 9/10 nipples and 10/10 feet.
Once you go into the deeper levels of kink, looks don't matter as much. Just gotta find that special sick fuck.
>>25611686
>Once you go into the deeper levels of kink, looks don't matter as much
Woah there buddy slow down, speak for yourself. I literally won't bother even talking to unattractive females.
>>25611233
I don't like eating assholes, but for some reason, I really like biting girls' asscheeks.
>>25611579
>Is it? Because most guys in ads or movies are basically hairless, like children.
There is three reasons for this
>guys without body hair look tidier
>young people (< 30) dont usually have good chest/back hair yet
>men who work out and look after their bodies dont like hair because it hides their muscles
>>25611733
No I came to you because I want the halo reach beta code.
>>25611707
Then you could be missing out.
But I see where you're coming from.
>>25611754
To be honest the worst part about fat girls is that they really smell when they are naked. Completely off topic at this point but do you have any experience with overweight women? I've been with 3 and the rancid disgusting smell of their vaginas seems to scale proportionately with how fat they are. I don't know if it really is a weight thing or if these girls just had bad hygiene.
>>25611767
It could be bad diet thing.
>>25611733
Oh okay.
I still prefer hairy, chest, beard, all over.
I'm also not too big on muscly guys, I prefer a soft tummy that I can rest my head on over rock hard abs.
>>25611767
With three as well, though of varying sizes.
All three were fine, and one got so slimy it was sublime. I think you just had shit luck with those type of women who go "haven't showered in three dayslol". Those are disgusting...but bigger women? An absolute joy to cuddle with and fuck. If you can get one to ride you, her weight will actually help. Heavy, slow riding and grinding.
A shame none of them had big tits...weight almost everywhere but not on their chest...them thighs tho...
>>25611779
What about bone? Mr skeltal reporting in.
>>25611802
Well then, next time I get the chance to fuck a fat or chubby chick I won't pass it up. I hope you're right anon, because I like eating pussy. I wouldn't eat any of their vaginas out even if they fucking paid me. Smelled like death. I honestly have no idea how they were unaware of it.
>>25611816
Too lazy to do a good job, I guess. All of them had big bushes, and that was a massive plus for me.
>>25611806
Do you have a soft tummy?
You should also have a bit of muscle. At least enough to be stronger than me and to carry a backpack full of hiking supplies.
>>25611825
The fuck is wrong with you anon?
>>25611830
I have too many fetishes.
I think my girl wants me to eat her ass but i just like putting my face in her butt while she's dressed. Panties at the very least and not thongs, decent panties.
I just got a thing for tightly clothed butts. Is that Just me?
>>25611355
>No sane person would want to do that with just any girl.
lol fuck off
I eat ass on the first date and that's it.
>>25611827
I might be able to beat you in an arm wrestle kek. My tummy is soft, but ny chest is pretty bony.
>>25611233
Literal human shit flows out of an asshole, catch a fucking grip you pleb. You're complaining you don't get to tongue a shit valve.
>>25612131
>sex is disgusting that's why i don't have sex
>>25612131
So what? Do you not kiss girls because they vomit out of their mouths and their teeth and tongues have plaque and bacteria on them? Faggot.
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING TO R9K REEEEEEEE
PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT SEX STUFF WITH GIRLS LIKE FUCKING NORMIES
where do people like me belong?
>>25611424
I dont understand this, almost every single girl I fuck, afterwords cuddling always consist of Them grooming my chest hair.
I feel like my cat.
>>25612066
>Is that Just me?
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!You made me just go stick my face in my sleeping girl friends ass, If she doesn't like it she shouldn't wear such soft pajamas!
>>25611321
Because its the most taboo area and hence would be the most intimate?
>>25612631
>where do people like me belong?
Wizardchan.
Lol if there are really people in 2016 who haven't had sex. Just lol.
>>25611650
Still keen though yeah?
>>25611650
Where in Canada ? I'm a hairy robot
>>25611767
I gotta say I've never had that.
I'm with >>25611802 on this. I love fat women, they're the only kind I fuck now, and I've never had one who didn't take her hygiene very seriously. None had a strong odour but they all tasted amazing.
And two had absolutely huge tits which was awesome, even if I'm not huge into titty fucking it was pretty good.
The best thing about them though was the face sitting. Getting to eat them out, grinding on my face and having me lick them from clit to asshole.
Good times, pic related.
>>25611233
Should've just got a dog like I did. They have very few qualms with it.
>>25612131
it's a girl's shit you retard
