Why can't we be cute anime girls bros?
because god wants us to suffer
checked
Because even if you were an anime girl living in an anime world, you'd still want to be the entertainment you consume there.
>He's not an anime girl
wow look at this faggot and laugh
Because the creator deity is a cruel and sadistic overlord who views all living things with the material plane as insignificant at best and, at worst, worthy of his contempt and omnipotent punishment. Not even through death will you find release, for he is a jealous god and will simply drop you back into the cycle to relive every possible pain and misery for all eternity.
There is an anime girl universe out there, but it is, in every possible way, beyond your reach.
>>25611035
not true at all
Life would actually be a joy if it was one bit as fulfilling and magical as muh animus.
>>25611072
This.
If life was like an anime, I wouldn't need anime anymore.
>>25611011
What if I want to be a manly anime dude instead?
>>25611088
That's fine too!
All cute anime girls need their manly anime dudes anyways.
>>25611088You can be anyone you want in the magical universes of anime
>>25611098
>>25611110
Thanks, brobots.
>>25611011
If you visualize it long and hard enough it'll become real eventually.
>>25611061
kek
>tfw you won't ever be a cutie idol
>JUST
Kill me now f@m
>>25611625
No, it's too dangerous to tell you my name.
>>25611625
I-I wish I was a cute idol too...
>tfw not a pale ss goddess
>>25611664
Which one anon? I'm guessing chi?
>>25611681
Which idol I would like to be? Anya is very pretty and cool, I wish I could be like her.
>>25611698
I guess then you can have minami as your waifu.
>>25611625
iktfbinsert original comment here
Some times I wonder what grotesque abominations that hide behind these posts, then I get scared and go back to imagining you like the pics.
>>25611625
I wanna be a cute neet!
I wanna be a cute magical girl.
>>25611723
Miku is ok but I was thinking real idols.
>>25611753
Anzu you smelly little shit.
But I want to be a cute anime boy with smooth hairless skin instead.
>>25611775
Bathing is work.
>tfw exactly anzu except not a cute little girl
>>25611823
are you at least a cute girl? I doubt it
>>25611776
see >>25611110THIS COMMENT WAS BROUGHT TO YOU BY ORIGINAL COMMENTS INC.
>>25611832
I thought it was obvious I am not.
>>25611011
This is why...
http://m.nydailynews.com/news/world/transgender-woman-leaves-wife-7-kids-live-girl-article-1.2463795
>>25611539
>ywn be a cute arms dealer on a cute arms dealing boat
I f e e l it tbqfh famburger
>>25611680
>tfw just a ghostly pale austrian dude with nazi grandparents
IT JUST FEELS WORSE BEING THIS CLOSE FUCK ME UP
>>25612063
D-Dont post my waifu!
>>25612122
>tfw daydreaming about it
I like to imagine I'd be ghostly pale beauty ss officer with some sort of vague supernatural connection that makes me strangely youthful and spooks other people out and gives me a reputation. Eventually becoming legend and old generals would wonder why I look the same as when they met me as kids in hitler youth. They'd fear my unspoken power and not cross me and I would have free reign to exterminate people and run my special unit.
>>25612150
h-hey man she's my waifu too!
lots of dubs itt
>>25612189
ah I see so you ARE me
>>25612489
You thought same thing? haha
man real life sucks
>>25612391
Well you have good taste..
>>25612594
I disagree, it's not like anybody could possibly dislike her
>>25612538
Looks like Nazi koko.
>>25612895
I know people who do
>tfw sakura is the biggest qt in all of animu
bumporiginal here
bumporiginal comment, inc.
What about if we act like cute anime on the internet?
bumperu
You can be, you just have to spin around 100 times clockwise, and then 200 anti-clockwise, while wearing panties and clutching onto your dakimakura with reversed Idolshit going in the background of your cute padded room. Don't forget the cotton candy scented candles though, or you'll accidentally go to space.
>>25617493
the way the truth and the light
thanks for convincing me to finally buy a daki
virtual reality when
>>25611011
Any holocaust deniers in here?
>>25617574
Wrong board faggit
I often daydream that I'm a cute little anime girl
When I'm walking down the road I sometimes see myself in third person, and skipping along as a little 2d girl, imagining people seeing me as one too
>>25617574
Why deny the Germans credit for their greatest achievement?
>>25617603
2nd'ed. I tend to imagine my everyday life as a slice-of-life anime.
> tfw you can't experience pic related on this universe
>>25617768
at least you can enjoy putting your fingers in a real girl's mouth
it's so good
>>25617768
better girl senpaitachi
>>25617794
this
how can you resist those sorta unsettling eyes
>>25617740
Because in the end, it only benefited the Jews. They gained Israel and fucked over a bunch of innocent Palestinians.
Ewww go away you perverts!
>>25617898
that's pretty rude even if it's true, senpai
>>25617898
don't let them know you're an anime grill, they'll gain hope and might discover the secret ritual
>>25617880
>giving a shit about some sand niggers
>he isn't an anime girl
get gud scrub
>>25617958
Shhhh, I will keep it silent and shoo them away so they will never know it.
>>25617992
so does that mean he's an anime boy?
>>25618011
Anime boys aren't realI saved the gif
"select all the images with pillars or columns"
I liked that captcha
OHAYOOOO <33
>>25618247
Wammu?
>>25617968
>defending kikes
I'd defend sand niggers over kikes any day desu senpai.
>>25618318
Yeah! Sure! What do I do again that makes me Wammu? I forgot.
>>25618486I was making a pillar men joke because you had to select columns and pillars
>>25618532
Oh sorry, I don't play children's video games, only adult's video games, so I am above such plebian boorish peasant references. Maybe someday you can join the courts but you have to prove yourself on the battlefield.
I'm gonna play Insurgency for awhile bbl bye thread.
>>25618423
Why not just let them kill each other?
